Mengniang martial arts world

the second

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Taking the natural dumb girl Xiaoxing to stay overnight, the distance to the Nanhai fishing village is getting closer and closer. That night, Li Yan and the natural dumb girl missed the dorm, so they had to rest by a small river.Li Yan doesn't like sleeping in the open, but the natural girl doesn't care. She built a bonfire by the river, caught a few pheasants and grilled it on the fire, which is a bit of wild fun.Watching the chicken being roasted until it oozes golden sesame oil, the natural dumb girl's saliva is also dripping.

The two were about to start eating chicken, when they suddenly heard Yisheng shouting from the woods: "Oh, I'll share a piece of delicious food." Following this cry, a ragged Yujie came out.She didn't know how long she had been wandering in the wild, the clothes on her body were already worn out, except for the chest and lower body that could barely be covered, most of the other parts were exposed, the skin exposed in the hole was as tender as snow, In stark contrast to her tattered clothes, if you look closely at her face, her confidence is full of pride, and she is not an ordinary person at first glance.

Before Li Yan could speak, the naturally dumb girl tore a chicken leg and handed it to the beggar-like Yujie. I don't know where I went.Naturally stupid girl giggled and said, "Are you starving? Let's eat another piece." After speaking, he handed over another chicken leg, and after a burst of loud noises, another chicken leg was gnawed off even the belt bone .

Li Yan couldn't help sweating profusely: "How long have you been hungry?"

Yujie pursed her mouth and said pitifully: "I haven't been hungry for long, I just haven't eaten for ten days."

"Ten days? Sweat! I'm afraid I'll starve to death if I change someone else." Li Yan broke out in a cold sweat, and quickly handed over the whole chicken, and took another chicken to roast on the fire.

That sister Yu didn't care about anything else, she only cared about eating, until the whole chicken got into her belly, she finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, I finally came back to life."

The naturally dumb girl asked naively: "Sister, what are you doing in the woods for more than ten days without coming out? Seeing that you are so hungry. You must be doing something very important, right? Could it be that you are watching the ants move? "

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Dizzy, watching the ants move is not a very important thing, you grasp the key point for me."

The sister Yu laughed and said: "I was enlightening the sword. I accidentally comprehended it for a long time. I didn't pay attention to the time. When I woke up, I found that I was starving to death. Fortunately, you are cooking nearby, otherwise you will really die. .”

"Enlightenment sword?" Li Yan's eyes swept over her body, but he really didn't find the sword on her body.

"Why? Don't look at evil, my clothes are torn and you take the opportunity to peek at my body. It's not right." Sister Yu clenched her fists and said viciously: "If you look at me lewdly again, I will take the alms bowl Hit you with a big fist."

"Come on. I'm not looking at your figure. I'm looking at where your sword is. Without a sword, you're a vegetable basket?" Li Yan refused to accept it. My brother hates being wronged the most. When someone dares to wrong me girl.In the past, I tried my best to hide, but now I have no morals, and if you dare to provoke me, you will directly put on an eighteen-faced appearance.Of course, Li Yan can only do this kind of thing to the girls in his harem, and to the girls outside, he still has to maintain a minimum of integrity, just make complaints about it.Forcibly putting on eighteen appearances is something only a prostitute can do.

Sister Yu smiled proudly: "Why does Wu Jian have to have a sword? Haha, your martial arts cultivation is too low. This girl has already reached the realm where no sword is better than having a sword, so you don't need to carry a sword anymore."

"Crap!" Li Yan thought: Are you Gu Long, Wen Ruian, Jin Yong, or someone from Huang Yishu?What is better than having a sword without a sword? This is Gu Long's favorite tune.Just like the conversation between Li Xunhuan and Shangguan Jinhong: "Where's your ring?"

"The ring is there!"

"where is it?"

"In my heart!"

All his mews are bullshit.

Li Yan couldn't help humming: "Are you trying to say that you don't have a sword in your hand, but you have a sword in your heart?"

Sister Yu wondered, "Huh? Do you understand this?"

Li Yan picked up a tree stump from the side and put it on the ground: "We are running out of firewood for roasting chicken, come and chop a piece of firewood with the sword in your heart and show me, I believe you have a sword in your heart."

As soon as Li Yan finished speaking, the piece of wood turned into splinters, and a gust of wind blew by.The wooden slats clattered and spread out on the ground.

"Si!" Li Yan was taken aback. He didn't see clearly when and how did the woman make the move?I only felt a sword qi flying past, chopped on the stake, and then there was nothing else.With Li Yan's current martial arts, it can be said that there are few opponents in the Jianghu, but he didn't expect that even this sister Yu couldn't see clearly when she made a move.

"I wipe? What's the situation?"

"It's said that I have a sword in my heart." Sister Yu stretched her waist with a smile: "When I'm full, the sword becomes more powerful. When I'm hungry, I can't split firewood. It seems that Wujian is not as good as you. Eating, eating is the best sword enlightenment. From today on, I will not enlighten sword, and eat enough every day."

Li Yan: "..."

Seeing Li Yan sweating profusely, Sister Yu hummed: "Don't be so surprised, I know you are a genius when I see you, as long as you practice hard, you will understand what it means to have a sword in your heart when you are 40 years old. "

Li Yan's face twitched: "How old are you?"

Sister Yu giggled and said, "My lady is 28 this year."

"Didn't you say that a genius has to be 40 years old to have a sword in his heart? Damn you are only 28!"

Sister Yu smiled and said: "Because I am not a genius, I am a super genius. When I was ten years old, I used a sharp sword to compete with the heroes of Heshuo. When I was 15 years old, I liked to use a soft sword. It is hard and soft. It's a pity. It is unknown to accidentally injure a righteous man, and it is abandoned in the deep valley. Before the age of 20, he used an epee to run around the world. At the age of 25, he used a wooden sword and picked leaves and flowers, which could hurt people. Now he is 28 years old. With just one thought, the sword in your heart is enough to hurt people."

Li Yan was stunned for a moment: "I see, you are a sword demon, Dugu seeks defeat."

"I am indeed a sword demon, but my name is Dugu Li, not Dugu Qiubai." When she said this, she suddenly said happily, "I think the name Dugu Qiubai is quite good, so I will change my name to Qiubai in the future. Wow ha ha ha ha."

Li Yan covered his face with his hands, he couldn't afford to be hurt, even if he ate a chicken on the side of the road, he could eat the Sword Demon Dugu Qiubai, should he still be alive?But even a sword demon can't brag. If you have a sword in your heart, it's bullshit. Li Yan shouted: "Don't talk about it, isn't it just condensing the internal force into sword energy and shooting it out of the body to hurt people? Why do you have a sword in your heart? It’s a lie. I will do this trick too..." Li Yan picked up another wooden stake and came over, waved out the Six Meridians Excalibur, and the Six Paths Sword Qi shot out, and the wooden stake also turned into a pile of wooden sticks.

Sister Dugu Yu was stunned, her face flushed slightly: "What, you said earlier that you have invisible sword energy, so I will stop pretending, it's really boring, people are so lonely in the mountains, it's so lonely to meet someone who can pretend It’s not fun for you to expose him with just one sentence.”

Li Yan said: "Don't talk, don't you have a big eagle as a playmate? Where's the big eagle?"

Dugu Yujie smiled and said: "A few days ago I was playing on the mountain, and saw a group of hunters releasing hounds to catch rabbits, so I released the big eagle to catch the hounds, and then it went to play by itself, and has not come back for a while."

Li Yan covered his face with his hands: My God, when others set hounds to catch rabbits, you let falcons catch hounds, who taught you to be so awkward?No, I have to stay away from this woman, or I might be taken into a ditch.

"Little handsome guy, I think you look very rich." Dugu Yu stretched out her hand and said, "Let my sister steal some money to buy a dress. Look at my current appearance, I will soon be unable to see people."

"If you don't have money, you can find a job. What are you doing in the mountains all day long?" Li Yan expressed dissatisfaction.

"Enlighten the sword!"

"Haven't you already reached the great achievement and have a sword in your heart? You still have a vegetable basket."

"Oh, that's true." Dugu Yujie thought carefully for a long time, and then stretched out her hand and said, "Then I don't understand, I left the mountains and went to the city to hang out, but I can still hang out in the mountains with this suit. You can't mess around in the city at all, you'd better let me rob some money to buy a new set of clothes."

Li Yan turned his back to the sky at forty degrees, took out a silver ticket and said, "Take it to buy medicine!"

"I want to buy clothes, not medicine." Sister Dugu Yu seriously protested.

Li Yan spread his hands and said: "Buying medicine to take it means that you can use it casually. Don't get too deep into it. You have been in the mountains for too long and you don't know the popular terms outside. I don't blame you. Let me teach you. The outside world is the most popular now. The popular song is "Little Apple", the popular dance is "Horse Riding Dance", the popular novel is "A Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch", and there are many words in the annotations, such as cheating, excavator, 32 likes, you must not Do you know? You are already a turtle, no matter how high your sword skills are, you are still a turtle, there is no cure, you should go back to the mountains and continue to learn about swords."

Dugu Yujie's face was full of shock: "The outside world is changing so fast? By the way, is the current world still in Song Dynasty?"

Li Yan nodded: "It's Da Song."

"Then who is the current emperor?"

Li Yan pointed to his nose: "It's me."

Dugu Yujie let out a "poof" laugh: "You little handsome guy really likes to joke, are you the emperor? I'm still the queen!"

Li Yan said with a bitter face: "I'm really the emperor, why did I lie to you?"

Sister Dugu Yu snorted and said: "Stop talking nonsense with you, I am very unfamiliar with the outside world now, take me for a walk in the rivers and lakes, and tell me what's going on in the world, I am a senior, I can't If you walk around the rivers and lakes with a stupid appearance, if you are seen by others, you will be laughed at, first use you as a cover to figure out the form first."

Li Yan spread his hands: "But I can't go to the rivers and lakes, I have to go to an overseas island to eat Laba porridge first."

Sister Dugu Yu smiled and said: "Then I will accompany you to eat Laba porridge first and then come back to walk the rivers and lakes together, this matter is settled..."