Mengniang martial arts world

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Li Yan's tragedy has just begun. A large group of girls wearing brothel costumes walked on the street, and two mothers walked in front of them. The posture was so arrogant that people who didn't know thought it was a brothel that brought all the girls to the street. Catwalk, improve the reputation of the brothel.This incident is not uncommon by the Qinhuai River. For example, two days ago, the girls of Yihong Courtyard lined up in front of the building and danced neatly. It is said that after this incident, the girls of Yihong Courtyard Turnover rose by three percent.

A scholar walked up to Li Yan waving his fan, and asked with a smile: "Brother, which brothel do you belong to? My younger brother has been around the Qinhuai River for many years, and he knows all the girls with names and surnames, but the group of girls behind you I haven't seen any of them, could it be that they just moved here?"

Li Yan rolled his eyes angrily: "We are not a brothel."

The scholar was shocked: "Isn't it? I thought you were the tortoise of this brothel!"

Li Yan sweated profusely: "I'll wipe it!" He kicked the scholar into the Qinhuai River. Unexpectedly, the scholar was not annoyed and laughed in the water. He hurriedly scooped up the scholar onto the boat. The scholar slapped the wet fan twice, and then plunged into the arms of the girls, enjoying the inexhaustible tenderness.

Li Yan wiped his sweat, who is this person?This guy really looks like a flirtatious wit.

Someone with good deeds came out and answered, "That's Mr. Tang Bohu."

Li Yan: "..."

People like Tang Bohu are relatively polite, but a group of impolite men deal with it in a completely different way, rushing up and trying to take away the girl they like.It's a pity that these girls are all monsters.The one with the worst martial arts can instantly kill the head of a second-rate sect in the Central Plains.It's really not something anyone can hug.Li Yan didn't even bother to make a move, when he heard the cries of "Ouch" and "Ouch", several people flew up, jumped over the crowd of onlookers, and fell into the Qinhuai River.

There were large white splashes in the river, and several fish jumped up with the splashes, which was full of beauty.

After dismissing this group of unsightly harassers, Li Yan thought everything would be fine.Unexpectedly, the crowd of onlookers in front suddenly separated, and a large group of men in blue suits ran out. This group of people was obviously from the Jianghu. Loudly said: "This group of girls looks pretty good, all of them are caught and given to the master."

When Li Yan heard this, his nose turned out of anger. In his own country, there are still such bullies. What kind of sect is so arrogant, arresting girls in broad daylight?Is there still Wang Fa?

Men in blue suits surrounded him.Then, like the group of people just now, they started flying outwards, and with a wave of the girls' hands, a man fell into the river.With another kick, another man fell into the river. The Qinhuai River was like dumplings, and people fell into the river full of people.

In the end only the leader was left standing.

The boss didn't hesitate, and said loudly: "Don't rely on your martial arts to think that we can't do anything about you. My master's martial arts is world-class and invincible. If he makes a move, all of you women will end up being put in the same shape. There are only advantages and no disadvantages for you to follow him, and it is meaningless to resist, just follow me obediently!"

Hearing this, Li Yan became even more angry. What a great martial arts skill?Dare to catch girls in the street?I promise not to kill you!With a flash of his body, he rushed over, and the leader only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and someone grabbed his neck and lifted him up.

Li Yan said viciously: "Which gang are you from? Who is your master? You dared to rob people's daughters by force. I knew I would beat him into a pig's head."

The boss still didn't give up when he was in the enemy's hands, he snorted and said proudly: "Speaking out scares you so much that you can't eat at night, I am the rudder master who shoots white deer in the sky, and the laughing book hero leans on the biyuan Jinling sub-rudder, my master It’s Li Yan, the emperor of the Great Song Dynasty. I’m afraid of the shit when I draft a girl for the emperor? The world belongs to my master, and all the women in the world naturally belong to my master. I’m not robbing people’s daughters by force, I can only be called choosing talents for the country ..."

Li Yan was shocked, I'll fuck it!

"Are you scared?" The leader snorted, "Hand over the girl, and don't kill me if you hand over your gun."

"Fuck you!" Li Yan kicked the boss into the river.

The onlookers were shocked immediately, and someone screamed: "Someone is rebelling!"

"Someone beat the emperor's people!"

"Enemy of the people!"

"Social sinner!"

Countless rotten watermelons, rotten tomatoes, and rotten eggs flew over... It seems that Li Yan is a very popular emperor. He brought a good life to the people and defeated the bandits in the north. The Lord who is loved by the people, now someone obstructs such a trivial matter as the wise emperor slackening a beautiful girl, the uncle can bear it, the aunt can't bear it, the aunt can bear it, the uncle can't bear it, anyway, neither uncle nor aunt can bear it. Damn.

Li Yan finally understood the truth that the people are water and the king is a boat. Water can carry a boat and overturn it. Unexpectedly unable to resist, it was too dense, it was like a rainstorm of rotten eggs, and when the rainstorm passed, the clothes all over the body were smelly.

If these people are bad guys, Li Yan will kill them all with one hand, but they are all good people, so Li Yan has no choice but to bow his head pitifully to the people: "Everyone, don't hit me!" Yes, I was wrong, is it okay if I am wrong? I will give all these girls to the emperor and his old man tonight, so that he can enjoy himself to his heart's content, and put them in all kinds of poses, how good is that?"

The people just gave up and hummed: "You are wise!"

As a qualified emperor, of course he must satisfy the most simple wishes of the people. That night, Li Yan had no choice but to fulfill his promise to the people. Dakong leadership.

Arrange the girls in eighteen shapes one by one. There are really many people. Although the waist bones will no longer click after becoming a martial artist, but after all the girls are arranged in a circle, it is already dawn. After a short rest, the circles of his eyes turned black. Now give Li Yan a bamboo, and he will hold it and chew it twice. You will never be able to tell whether he is a human or a panda.

Of course, this is not the most tragic thing. After leaving Jinling, I headed north all the way. On the road, I kept meeting officials and gangsters who came out to "draft for the country". As a result, the same thing happened repeatedly. Li Yan and Li Dahuang In order to satisfy the ardent expectations of the people, he had to work hard every night. He is really the best emperor. Throughout the past 5000 years, no emperor has cared more about the people than him.

The hero Xiao Qiushui stood by a river, looking north...

On the other side of the river is the land of Mongolia, but on this side of the river is the land of Song Dynasty.This piece of land belonged to the Kingdom of Jin a month ago, but with Yue Fei's hard work, this piece of land has already belonged to the Song Dynasty.

In just a few months, the Kingdom of Jin turned into dust of history and ceased to exist.

The Power Gang once said that the Song Dynasty will be destroyed in March, and the Jin Dynasty will be destroyed in three years. Its speed far exceeded the expectations of the Power Gang.

Xiao Qiushui drew out the ancient sword Changge. The ancient bronze sword was covered with mottled green rust patterns, showing a heavy feeling. He pointed to the other side of the river and sighed softly: "When will I be able to attack that side? My sword has already Wanting to drink the blood of the enemy, my sword is already thirsty..."

"Boss!" Zuoqiu Chaoran interjected suddenly: "That ancient sword of yours has never drank blood from the beginning to the end, didn't you use another Qingfeng sword to cut people?"

Xiao Qiushui was embarrassed: "The ancient sword and long song are antiques. Do you understand antiques? This is an ancient bronze sword. Although it looks good, it is not sharp. It is unscientific to use it to cut people. Of course I have to change it to a Qingfeng sword. .”

"Then you're still talking about drinking blood!" Zuoqiu expressed dissatisfaction aloofly.

Xiao Qiushui said sadly: "This is the artistic conception, do you understand the artistic conception? Du Mu once said that there are 480 temples in the Southern Dynasties...you go and count the 480 temples one by one. If there is one more or one less, do you want to use him to write?" His poems were banned for reasons that do not conform to historical facts?"

Tang Rou spread her hands and said, "Boss, this is because you don't know. Liu Zongyuan was arrested a few days ago. He wrote a poem saying 'Birds fly in a thousand mountains', but an official from the Cultural Affairs Bureau said that there were still people in the mountains. There is a bird that didn’t fly away, there is no extinction! His writing is not true, and now the water meter has been checked.”

Xiao Qiushui was shocked: "The reason for such a fortress?"

Zuoqiu shook his head detachedly and said, "I know one more thing. Xin Qiji wrote a poem saying 'Dongfeng puts flowers on a thousand trees at night', so I don't need to talk about it... Now Xin Qiji is still in prison."

Xiao Qiushui was sweating profusely: "Then can you still write time-travel novels?"

Deng Yuhan said coldly: "No!"

Xiao Qiushui sweated profusely and said, "Then I'll go write Xiao Huang Wen's head office?"

Zuoqiu shook his head detachedly and said: "I can't write it. A few days ago a poet wrote a sentence 'stop and sit in the maple forest', but he was imprisoned for ten years for the crime of obstructing public morals."

Xiao Qiushui depressedly inserted the ancient sword Changge back into the scabbard on his back: "Forget it, I won't be a writer in this life."

Tang Rou smiled and said, "You can't eat even if you want to."

The four of them were chatting up to this point, when Xiao Qiushui frowned suddenly: "It's not right, there is the sound of clothes falling apart on the other side of the river, many people are running away, and many people are chasing after them... they are coming towards us... okay Fast, as fast as flying."

Tang Judao: "Boss, are you using exaggerated descriptions again?"

As soon as Tang Rou's words fell, Qi Changzheng hugged Feng Xinglie, and the two fell out of the woods. Behind him was Han Bai, Qin Mengyao, who was seriously injured on his back, and Fu Junchuo, who was seriously injured by Yangzhou Shuanglong, and finally It is the rain-covering sword wave and the cloud-turning cloud after the break...

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