Mengniang martial arts world

(Now the number of monthly tickets is 46, and I have decided to add 50 tickets plus changes. Now the distance to 50 tickets is almost the same. We don’t have to worry about it so carefully. The difference between 46 and 50 is not too far away. Let’s add one more first. My father-in-law is really open-minded, hahahaha! Brothers, hurry up and vote, we will make more changes when we reach 100 votes.)

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An eager female voice suddenly came from under the table: "Don't eat up the fat chicken, tear it into two parts, and give me the chicken butt." Following the voice, a female beggar came out from under the table, and the beggar The beggar's uniform had tens of thousands of patches, and it was even more tattered than the clothes Li Yan had seen worn by Quan Guanqing, Bai Shijing and other members of the beggar gang.Her hair is messy, and her face is black and smeared with charcoal gray. She can't tell her age. Very greedy, drooling looking at the fat chicken in Lolita's hand.

A beggar sprang out from under the table in the courtyard, and anyone who changed it would be shocked. For example, Li Yan, the girl with ponytails, and the girl with twisted braids were all shocked by the sudden appearance of this person. Li Yan thought: I I have learned how to listen to the wind, and my hearing is many times stronger than ordinary people. How can I not know that there is a big living person hiding under the table?This person's kung fu must be several times higher than mine.

The only person who was not frightened was the tooth-changing loli. She was heartless and didn't know how to be surprised. She was not surprised to see a person crawling out from under the table. She smiled and handed the whole fat chicken in her hand to the girl. The beggar smiled and said, "You want to eat? Then I will give it to you...Anyway, I can eat steamed buns with vegetables."

The beggar was actually not polite, she stretched out her hand to take the fat chicken, blah blah blah, after a few mouthfuls, only a pile of bones remained.She was obviously extremely greedy, and while eating, she hummed happily, but after she finished eating, she frowned and said: "Although the fat chicken is good, the cook is so-so. The taste of this chicken is a little bit worse."

The tooth-changing loli giggled and said, "I don't know the taste, anyway, chicken tastes the same as chicken."

The beggar said disapprovingly: "This is not right, there are countless ways to cook chicken, such as large plate chicken, Sichuan lettuce and spicy chicken, oil-free saliva chicken, fragrant salt baked chicken, stewed chicken with sausage and konjac shreds, astragalus black chicken soup, palace fried chicken Ding, lotus root fried chicken slices, taro dry pot chicken, smooth and tender steamed chicken wings, drunken crab stewed chicken, braised chicken wings..." She actually said hundreds of chicken recipes in one breath, breathless and authentic : "These many chickens have different tastes, how can we sum it up in one word."

"Oh my god, chickens have so many tricks?" Even the heartless tooth-changing loli was frightened, her small mouth was wide open, and the black holes with missing teeth were extremely cute.

At this time, Li Yan seemed to have vaguely remembered something, a gluttonous beggar, I seem to have met some great person.He cupped his fists suddenly and said, "This senior, is he Hong Qigong, the famous nine-fingered beggar?"

The beggar Hua was stunned, and twisted, "What nine-fingered beggar? My name is Hong Qigong, but I'm not nine-fingered, and I'm not some kind of beggar either." She stretched out her hands as she spoke, One finger is dirty, it looks like it hasn't been washed for a long time.But it is indeed ten fingers, not one less.

Li Yan sweated profusely: Could it be that this distorted plane twisted Hong Qigong into ten fingers?No... The Hong Qigong in the original book was not Jiuzhi from the beginning.When Hong Qigong was young, she also had ten fingers in good shape. Once she was greedy and made a mistake, she cut off one of her index fingers, so she became a nine-fingered beggar. previous.

Hong Qigong said with a smile: "Speaking of which, I'm not a big shot, how do you recognize me?"

Li Yan secretly rejoiced: I met Hong Qigong, this is really a great opportunity, if I can't grasp this opportunity, I might as well die.The first priority right now is to get some advanced martial arts out of Hong Qigong's mind.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but laugh again, thinking: Guo Jing, Huang Rong and Hong Qigong met in Shooting the Condors, Guo Jing was simple and honest, and never thought about anything else, Huang Rong tried her best to deceive Hong Qigong's martial arts for the sake of her lover, Unexpectedly, when he came to this plane, Guo Jing was still naive and became me to replace Huang Rong.

Thinking of Huang Rong, he suddenly froze: No!Huang Rong deceived Hong Qigong's martial arts with food, but where can I get food?Where is Huang Rong?No, I haven't seen Huang Rong in this plane yet...

Li Yan's heart is cold, if he encounters such a great opportunity as Hong Qigong, but throws it away because he can't produce delicious food, he will regret eating two catties of toilet paper, which is worse than Lu Qingdu, help... Huang Rong, please show up quickly.

Human beings are often something that cannot be forced. The more you are driven crazy, the more you can have a flash of inspiration.The same is true for Li Yan, he was in a hurry, but the Lingtai became clear all of a sudden, thinking: By the way, why do I have to find Huang Rong to come out?As long as he can find someone whose cooking skills are as good as Huang Rong's, he will be able to impress Hong Qigong's heart.Cook, cook... By the way, the braided girl once got me a job as the steward of the imperial kitchen in the imperial palace of the Qing Dynasty. I can go to the imperial chef.

When Li Yan was thinking about it, the senior boy on the table next to him suddenly yelled: "Oh, old bustard, why are there beggars begging for food in your Lichun courtyard? How can this make people feel like playing with girls? Get out of here she."

A girl on the other side of the table also frowned and said: "Oh, it's so dirty, how can I do business if I get my skirt dirty? Get lost..."

Hong Qigong was despised by them, but he was not angry, he said with a smile, "It's a great business today, I've come here to mess with a fat chicken, it's not in vain, let's go."

Li Yan hurriedly said: "Senior, this is not a good place to eat, and the cook here is not good, but I can cook good dishes. If you don't mind, would you like to try my cooking?"

Hong Qigong was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Of course I want to taste it, take me there quickly. By the way, don't call me senior. Although I look dirty and dark, I am actually only in my early twenties. If you open your mouth and shut up, you will call me senior." Seniors, they are not so old."

Li Yan smiled and said, "Then I'll call you Sister Gluttonous, is that okay?"

Hong Qigong said happily, "That's a good name, let's call it that."

Li Yan stood up and walked out. The braided girl, the tooth-changing loli, and the gluttonous sister hurriedly followed behind. The ponytailed girl wanted to find a chance to ask Wei Chunhua who redeemed her and how she got here. Ya, what is the relationship between her and Mr. Li Qiming, but Li Yan walked too fast, she didn't have time to ask, so she just followed behind Li Yan.

Seeing Li Yan walking towards Mei Zhuang, the gluttonous sister said happily: "Did you go to this Zhuangzi to cook delicious food?"

Li Yan nodded.

Changya Loli raised her head and said, "Brother Li Yan, I don't even know that you can cook."

Li Yan nodded vaguely, but the braided girl rolled her eyes and understood, she leaned close to Li Yan's ear, and whispered: "My surname is Li, you can fool others, but you can't fool my wife, you must Can't cook... You coax this gluttonous beggar girl, you don't want to trick her to a place where no one is around, and force her to do something, right? The old lady's ugly words are the first, and there is an old lady here, so you put away this shameless idea as soon as possible You can choose a high-end one if you want, this female beggar is dirty and smelly..."

Li Yan smiled wryly: "You already know how to think in this direction, do you dare to think of something serious?"

Li Yan led everyone to the grove outside Meizhuang, and said to Sister Gluttonous: "Please wait here, I'm going to choose ingredients to cook, and it will take a long time."

The gluttonous elder sister nodded and said: "Cooking is delicate work. For delicious food, it's okay for me to wait three days and three nights. Don't be in a hurry. If you are in a hurry, the food will not taste good if the heat is not ready."

Li Yan pulled up the braided girl and said with a smile, "You go with me and help me."

The braided girl was dragged all the way into Meizhuang by Li Yan, and the two went straight to the No. 33 bedroom of the braided girl. She couldn't help but wondered: "Aren't you going to cook? What are you doing in my room instead of going to the kitchen?" said At this point, her complexion changed drastically, and she folded her hands on her chest and said, "Don't you want to use me as an appetizer before forcing that female beggar? No!"

"I'm dizzy, thinking about something messed up." Li Yan slapped her on the forehead, then took her hand, and jumped into the teleportation wall for braided girls.

In the next moment, the two of them had already arrived at the imperial palace of the Qing Dynasty. They were in the room of the girl with twisted braids. Li Yan took out the headgear and eunuch clothes from the cabinet, quickly changed them, and asked the girl with braided twists to change her clothes as well.Then he said: "I'm not familiar with the imperial palace, you take me to the imperial dining room."

Only then did the braided girl understand what Li Yan was going to do, she pouted and said, "I also said that I can cook, but in the end I have to dispatch the imperial cook... Is that beggar your concubine? Or are you going to make her a concubine? Putting so much effort into entertaining her."

Li Yan reached out and tapped her on the head, humming: "If you talk nonsense again, you will have to pay back the money."

The braided girl shut up quickly.

When the two arrived at the imperial dining room, a group of imperial cooks were gathering to gamble. Seeing the popular Eunuch Gui bringing another father-in-law, the imperial cooks hurriedly stood up to say hello.The braided girl snorted and said: "This is Shenlong who can't see the head but doesn't know the tail, only hears his name but doesn't know who he is, the legendary eunuch in charge of the imperial dining room, Mr. Li Zi, your immediate boss."

The imperial chefs had known for a long time that the name of the eunuch in charge of the imperial dining room was Xiao Lizi, but they had never seen him come before. Now that they saw him coming, of course they had to please, everyone showed a flattering expression.

Li Yan snorted: "Our family is hungry. If you have any special dishes, such as Manchu Banquet, feel free to fix them up."

The imperial chefs thought to themselves: This is the new boss who took office and lit a fire to test our skills.

There is no nonsense at the moment, a group of imperial chefs immediately rushed to the stove, all kinds of ingredients in the imperial dining room are ready-made, there is no need to look for them everywhere, and these ingredients are royal tributes, and the quality is extremely high.The pots and pans are tinkling, deep-fried, steamed, braised and boiled in water. Dozens of tables are filled with all kinds of delicacies in no time.

Li Yan pretended to ask: "What's the name of these dishes?"

An imperial chef stepped forward and said respectfully: "Eunuch Li, this table is called 32 treasures, and the eight dishes here are called 'Shan Bazhen', including hump, bear's paw, monkey head, scarlet lip, leopard fetus, and rhinoceros tail. , deer tendon; the eight dishes here are called 'Lu Bazhen', which are toad, Tricholoma, Jade Emperor mushroom, Fengzuo mushroom, corn pearl, Shafeng chicken, and grouse; the eight dishes here are called 'Hai Bazhen', They are bird's nest, shark's fin, big black ginseng, fish maw, fish bone, abalone skin..."

As soon as Li Yan heard it, he was sweating. It was amazing. This table caught all those flying in the sky, running on the ground, and swimming in the sea. This level, tsk tsk...

Another imperial cook came up and said, "Eunuch Li, this table here is called the number one five-gui bowl, twelve pieces, including twelve famous dishes, namely: bird's nest chicken soup, sea cucumber stewed tendon, fresh firm radish Silk soup, kelp pork belly soup, abalone stewed pearls, mussels and shrimp roe soup, shark fin and crab soup, mushroom stewed chicken, wheel dish, fish maw stewed ham, shark skin chicken soup, blood powder soup."

Another person said: "Grandpa Li, here are ten thin white soup bowls, including pork belly, duck tongue soup, chicken bamboo shoot porridge, pig brain soup, lotus egg duck foot soup, steamed shad, and fake grouper liver. , Xishi Ruwensi Tofu Soup, Soft-shelled Turtle Meat Soup Cocoon Soup.”

Li Yan rolled his eyes, didn't bother to listen to the subsequent introduction, waved and said: "Everything will be sent to my room..." At this point, he suddenly remembered that he didn't have a room at all, so he quickly changed his words: "Everything will be sent to Eunuch Wei's room. "(To be continued.)