Mengniang martial arts world
Chapter 143 Cute
(This is today's eighth update!)
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Li Yan felt cold all over his body, turned his back to the sky at 45 degrees, and sighed: "My God, what happened? Can all the women in this world miss the point?"
The hypocritical girl came up, gently pulled Li Yan's sleeve, and said in a low voice: "Mr. Li, that Li Mochou actually sent you a good card. She doesn't know how to appreciate it. Leave her alone. Go back, I have something... I want to talk to you alone."
"Huh?" Li Yan thought to himself: What can you and I have to say?Could it be that when you returned to King Jin's mansion this time, you got some secret medicine or secret technique to kill me, and you plan to take me to a place where no one is around to kill me?
At this time, he still didn't know that King Jin's mansion had changed, and the hypocritical girl was no longer a princess, but a fugitive, so he naturally had to be wary of her, so he said indifferently: "In that case, let's go back and talk. "
At this time, Lu Zhanyuan had already left, and Li Mochou followed behind pitifully like a little daughter-in-law. Li Yan just stood up for her but was issued a good person card, so he didn't want to help her anymore, so he let her She will suffer a little more.
He brought the hypocritical girl back to the dormitory, there was nothing in the room except the bed, Li Yan didn't want to sit on the bed with a woman who wasn't close enough, that would be too ambiguous.So he said with a dry smile: "There is no furniture at home, there are no tables or benches, let's sit on the ground."
The hypocritical girl blushed slightly, remembering that Li Yan had risked her life to protect her in the palace, her heart was soft, so she didn't care much about the difference between men and women, and said, "Isn't there a bed? Let's sit side by side and talk. "
The corners of Li Yan's eyes twitched, thinking: This woman is going to seduce me like last time, and then use assassination methods?Didn't she fail last time?What's the point of using the same trick again this time?Soldiers come to block, water comes to flood the soil, I am afraid that you will not be Li Yan.
Li Yan snorted coldly, and sat down on the bed. The hypocritical girl walked up to him and sat down shoulder to shoulder.She touched the big bag on Li Yan's back, and asked curiously, "You've been carrying a big bag, what's in it?"
Li Yan thought, girls are afraid of things like snakes, cockroaches, and earthworms. It's not convenient to show her this big snake. He opened the pocket, enlarged the snake and came out to entangle her, frightening her out of her wits, pissing her off, and punishing her severely.
Thinking of this, Li Yan put the big sack in the middle of the bed, and said with a smile, "Don't worry about this sack, it's just medicinal materials." This is not a lie, the big snake is indeed medicinal materials.
The hypocritical girl did not doubt that he was there, and said softly: "Alas... In this school, no one except you knows that I am an undercover agent sent by Jin Guo, so I can only express my current feelings to you alone. "
Li Yan thought to himself: Here she comes, what she means is that only I know that she is an undercover agent, so she must kill me to silence her.This time she is really a little weird, actually attacking head-on, is this the rhythm of planning to make it clear and then go all out?But her martial arts are not as good as mine, isn't she courting death if she confronts her head-on?Could there be some trump card, such as "innuendo" hidden weapons.
Thinking of this, Li Yan quietly stretched his hand to the side of the big bag on the bed, and loosened the rope a little bit. If the hypocritical girl puts some weird hidden weapon, he will enlarge the snake.While making such preparations, Li Yan said: "Well, tell me, what are you going to do?"
The hypocritical girl said sadly: "The world is changing too fast, I... I don't know what to do now, I have lost my backbone, and I don't know how to live, classmate Li Yan, please tell me what to do, now I I can only count on you to help me."
Li Yan thought to himself: You want to kill me, yet you ask me what should I do?Do you want me to kill myself and give you my head?I'm not a pure idiot, how could I do such a thing, after all, only You Tanzhi is willing to do this kind of thing for Ah Zi, no one else is so stupid.
Li Yan could only remain silent.
The hypocritical girl said: "Why don't you speak? You tell me, what should I do? Now you are the only one who treats me well in the whole world. As long as you say, I will listen."
Li Yan was very surprised: what inexplicable words did you say?When did I treat you well?And what kind of trick is it that you will listen to everything I say?I don't fall for your tricks.
The information between the two is not equal. The hypocritical girl always thought that Li Yan had great powers and knew everything, so she thought that Li Yan knew about what happened to him in King Jin's mansion, but what Li Yan knew was only "The Condor Heroes" "Biography" story, but the hypocritical girl's fate turned around, and the development of the story deviated. How could Li Yan not predict this kind of thing?
As a result, the hypocritical girl thought that Li Yan knew that she had been abandoned by Jin Guo, but Li Yan didn't know that she was still Jin Guo's undercover agent and a bad person. The conversation and thinking between the two were naturally wrong.
The hypocritical girl said: "Don't be silent, I know I treated you badly before, pretended to be a good woman in front of you, and tried to kill you, but that was all in the past, now I only trust you alone, what do you tell me to do, I will I will listen. You can tell me to hide my name, tell me to stay here, or tell me to surrender to the Oriental girl, and you can help me make an idea."
Li Yan snorted and thought to himself: If you pretend to be real, you will listen to surrender?Hypocrisy is too much!Well, since you insist on me, I'll do a spoof and see if you can do it.When he thought of this, he put on a smirk and said, "You said it yourself. If that's the case, you can take off your clothes, and dance naked first, and then I'll help you think about what to do next."
The hypocritical girl was stunned, her pretty face suddenly turned red.She was born noble, and grew up with the princess's golden spoon in her mouth. She was educated by everyone since she was a child. What kind of striptease or something like that just feels dirty to her ears. She was so ashamed immediately, whispered: "What does this... striptease have anything to do with my future? I... what I want you to help me decide is how I want to live in the future, it has nothing to do with... strip... striptease. "
Li Yan sneered and said, "You don't listen to me at the first sentence, and dare to say that you listen to me in everything? Hmph, it's too fake." He secretly laughed in his heart: You undercover, have you been exposed now?I'll see what trick you're going to use to kill me this time.
The face of the hypocritical girl was even redder than before, and she thought to herself: Yes, I rejected the first request he made to me. How can I ask someone to help me decide what to do in the future?No wonder people won't believe me to listen to him in the future.Sigh... Thinking about it carefully, he wants to save me from Ouyang Ke even if he doesn't care about his life, so what's the point if I take off my clothes in front of him?The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring, not to mention the kindness of a spring, I would not even repay a drop of water, so naturally I will stop mentioning it.
Thinking of this, the hypocritical girl summoned all her courage, raised her trembling hands, put them on her belt, gently pulled it apart, and said in a mosquito-like voice: "Since... you... said so... ...I'll take it off...but I'm not very good at dancing...if you don't dance well, you...don't be angry."
The last time a hypocritical girl came to assassinate Li Yan, she pretended to be hugged and then suddenly attacked with a dagger. How could Li Yan be unguarded this time?Seeing her stretch out her hand to untie her belt, Li Yan thought: Could it be that there is some vicious hidden weapon in the clothes?
Li Yan's hand quietly moved to the side of the big sack containing the snake, and completely untied the rope that tied the sack. The big snake inside was sleeping after eating the little pig, and suddenly felt a ray of light coming in, and he was quite impatient.Snakes don't like to attack people when they are full, so it didn't intend to jump out immediately to get mad, but just lazily stretched out half of its head, sticking out its blood-red tongue.
It stands to reason that when such a big snake moves, the hypocritical girl should be aware of it immediately. Li Yan also wanted her to see the big snake, scare her, and punish her for plotting against him, but he didn't expect that the hypocritical girl's face is so red now that she is about to bleed , with his head lowered, his eyes fixed, he didn't notice the big snake at all.
Trembling, she tore off the belt, and the front of the long dress was opened a little, revealing the white and smooth skin of the chest and abdomen, the pampered skin was very smooth, as charming as satin.
When Li Yan saw that she was really taking off, he was startled. Looking at the charming skin, he couldn't help being a little flustered, and couldn't help but sit back. Unexpectedly, when his buttocks moved back, he accidentally squeezed the big snake .Big Snake was having a full meal and was relaxing when someone suddenly squeezed his butt, feeling very upset. With a "hiss", he jumped up suddenly.
Li Yan didn't expect the big snake to go mad suddenly. He just wanted to scare the hypocritical girl, but he didn't think about killing her with the snake. But his body twisted, swept forward, circled around Li Yan's body, and entangled him tightly.
If Li Yan was alone, this entanglement would be nothing more than his luck and shock.But Li Yan was sitting very close to the hypocritical girl. When the snake wrapped around them, both of them were trapped inside at the same time. Once the snake wrapped around the person, it would shrink towards the middle. Li Yan and the hypocritical girl were immediately squeezed together by the snake.
The bodies of the two were tightly pressed against each other, and the body of the snake was still drawn towards the middle. As a result, the two got closer and closer. The hypocritical girl's clothes were disheveled, her front was opened wide, and two plump snow-white lumps were all squeezed on Li Yan's chest. Let alone a virgin, even Hua Cong's veteran heart would tremble at the excitement of the movements, how could a virgin like Li Yan bear it?Almost nosebleed.
"Ah, big snake, what a big snake!" The hypocritical girl exclaimed, like most women, she is afraid of snakes, insects, rats and ants, even a thin snake can scare her into screams, such a big snake entangles her , how not to be afraid?She was so frightened that her face was pale, and her entire face lost all color. She could have drawn her sword and cut the snake out of trouble, but when she panicked, she forgot everything.
Li Yan himself didn't expect that releasing the snake would cause such a charming thing, he said with a wry smile, "Okay, don't panic, I'll get the snake away."
He held the snake's mouth with his right hand, and inserted his left hand between the snake's body and his own, trying to use his internal force to break it open. (To be continued.)
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Li Yan felt cold all over his body, turned his back to the sky at 45 degrees, and sighed: "My God, what happened? Can all the women in this world miss the point?"
The hypocritical girl came up, gently pulled Li Yan's sleeve, and said in a low voice: "Mr. Li, that Li Mochou actually sent you a good card. She doesn't know how to appreciate it. Leave her alone. Go back, I have something... I want to talk to you alone."
"Huh?" Li Yan thought to himself: What can you and I have to say?Could it be that when you returned to King Jin's mansion this time, you got some secret medicine or secret technique to kill me, and you plan to take me to a place where no one is around to kill me?
At this time, he still didn't know that King Jin's mansion had changed, and the hypocritical girl was no longer a princess, but a fugitive, so he naturally had to be wary of her, so he said indifferently: "In that case, let's go back and talk. "
At this time, Lu Zhanyuan had already left, and Li Mochou followed behind pitifully like a little daughter-in-law. Li Yan just stood up for her but was issued a good person card, so he didn't want to help her anymore, so he let her She will suffer a little more.
He brought the hypocritical girl back to the dormitory, there was nothing in the room except the bed, Li Yan didn't want to sit on the bed with a woman who wasn't close enough, that would be too ambiguous.So he said with a dry smile: "There is no furniture at home, there are no tables or benches, let's sit on the ground."
The hypocritical girl blushed slightly, remembering that Li Yan had risked her life to protect her in the palace, her heart was soft, so she didn't care much about the difference between men and women, and said, "Isn't there a bed? Let's sit side by side and talk. "
The corners of Li Yan's eyes twitched, thinking: This woman is going to seduce me like last time, and then use assassination methods?Didn't she fail last time?What's the point of using the same trick again this time?Soldiers come to block, water comes to flood the soil, I am afraid that you will not be Li Yan.
Li Yan snorted coldly, and sat down on the bed. The hypocritical girl walked up to him and sat down shoulder to shoulder.She touched the big bag on Li Yan's back, and asked curiously, "You've been carrying a big bag, what's in it?"
Li Yan thought, girls are afraid of things like snakes, cockroaches, and earthworms. It's not convenient to show her this big snake. He opened the pocket, enlarged the snake and came out to entangle her, frightening her out of her wits, pissing her off, and punishing her severely.
Thinking of this, Li Yan put the big sack in the middle of the bed, and said with a smile, "Don't worry about this sack, it's just medicinal materials." This is not a lie, the big snake is indeed medicinal materials.
The hypocritical girl did not doubt that he was there, and said softly: "Alas... In this school, no one except you knows that I am an undercover agent sent by Jin Guo, so I can only express my current feelings to you alone. "
Li Yan thought to himself: Here she comes, what she means is that only I know that she is an undercover agent, so she must kill me to silence her.This time she is really a little weird, actually attacking head-on, is this the rhythm of planning to make it clear and then go all out?But her martial arts are not as good as mine, isn't she courting death if she confronts her head-on?Could there be some trump card, such as "innuendo" hidden weapons.
Thinking of this, Li Yan quietly stretched his hand to the side of the big bag on the bed, and loosened the rope a little bit. If the hypocritical girl puts some weird hidden weapon, he will enlarge the snake.While making such preparations, Li Yan said: "Well, tell me, what are you going to do?"
The hypocritical girl said sadly: "The world is changing too fast, I... I don't know what to do now, I have lost my backbone, and I don't know how to live, classmate Li Yan, please tell me what to do, now I I can only count on you to help me."
Li Yan thought to himself: You want to kill me, yet you ask me what should I do?Do you want me to kill myself and give you my head?I'm not a pure idiot, how could I do such a thing, after all, only You Tanzhi is willing to do this kind of thing for Ah Zi, no one else is so stupid.
Li Yan could only remain silent.
The hypocritical girl said: "Why don't you speak? You tell me, what should I do? Now you are the only one who treats me well in the whole world. As long as you say, I will listen."
Li Yan was very surprised: what inexplicable words did you say?When did I treat you well?And what kind of trick is it that you will listen to everything I say?I don't fall for your tricks.
The information between the two is not equal. The hypocritical girl always thought that Li Yan had great powers and knew everything, so she thought that Li Yan knew about what happened to him in King Jin's mansion, but what Li Yan knew was only "The Condor Heroes" "Biography" story, but the hypocritical girl's fate turned around, and the development of the story deviated. How could Li Yan not predict this kind of thing?
As a result, the hypocritical girl thought that Li Yan knew that she had been abandoned by Jin Guo, but Li Yan didn't know that she was still Jin Guo's undercover agent and a bad person. The conversation and thinking between the two were naturally wrong.
The hypocritical girl said: "Don't be silent, I know I treated you badly before, pretended to be a good woman in front of you, and tried to kill you, but that was all in the past, now I only trust you alone, what do you tell me to do, I will I will listen. You can tell me to hide my name, tell me to stay here, or tell me to surrender to the Oriental girl, and you can help me make an idea."
Li Yan snorted and thought to himself: If you pretend to be real, you will listen to surrender?Hypocrisy is too much!Well, since you insist on me, I'll do a spoof and see if you can do it.When he thought of this, he put on a smirk and said, "You said it yourself. If that's the case, you can take off your clothes, and dance naked first, and then I'll help you think about what to do next."
The hypocritical girl was stunned, her pretty face suddenly turned red.She was born noble, and grew up with the princess's golden spoon in her mouth. She was educated by everyone since she was a child. What kind of striptease or something like that just feels dirty to her ears. She was so ashamed immediately, whispered: "What does this... striptease have anything to do with my future? I... what I want you to help me decide is how I want to live in the future, it has nothing to do with... strip... striptease. "
Li Yan sneered and said, "You don't listen to me at the first sentence, and dare to say that you listen to me in everything? Hmph, it's too fake." He secretly laughed in his heart: You undercover, have you been exposed now?I'll see what trick you're going to use to kill me this time.
The face of the hypocritical girl was even redder than before, and she thought to herself: Yes, I rejected the first request he made to me. How can I ask someone to help me decide what to do in the future?No wonder people won't believe me to listen to him in the future.Sigh... Thinking about it carefully, he wants to save me from Ouyang Ke even if he doesn't care about his life, so what's the point if I take off my clothes in front of him?The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring, not to mention the kindness of a spring, I would not even repay a drop of water, so naturally I will stop mentioning it.
Thinking of this, the hypocritical girl summoned all her courage, raised her trembling hands, put them on her belt, gently pulled it apart, and said in a mosquito-like voice: "Since... you... said so... ...I'll take it off...but I'm not very good at dancing...if you don't dance well, you...don't be angry."
The last time a hypocritical girl came to assassinate Li Yan, she pretended to be hugged and then suddenly attacked with a dagger. How could Li Yan be unguarded this time?Seeing her stretch out her hand to untie her belt, Li Yan thought: Could it be that there is some vicious hidden weapon in the clothes?
Li Yan's hand quietly moved to the side of the big sack containing the snake, and completely untied the rope that tied the sack. The big snake inside was sleeping after eating the little pig, and suddenly felt a ray of light coming in, and he was quite impatient.Snakes don't like to attack people when they are full, so it didn't intend to jump out immediately to get mad, but just lazily stretched out half of its head, sticking out its blood-red tongue.
It stands to reason that when such a big snake moves, the hypocritical girl should be aware of it immediately. Li Yan also wanted her to see the big snake, scare her, and punish her for plotting against him, but he didn't expect that the hypocritical girl's face is so red now that she is about to bleed , with his head lowered, his eyes fixed, he didn't notice the big snake at all.
Trembling, she tore off the belt, and the front of the long dress was opened a little, revealing the white and smooth skin of the chest and abdomen, the pampered skin was very smooth, as charming as satin.
When Li Yan saw that she was really taking off, he was startled. Looking at the charming skin, he couldn't help being a little flustered, and couldn't help but sit back. Unexpectedly, when his buttocks moved back, he accidentally squeezed the big snake .Big Snake was having a full meal and was relaxing when someone suddenly squeezed his butt, feeling very upset. With a "hiss", he jumped up suddenly.
Li Yan didn't expect the big snake to go mad suddenly. He just wanted to scare the hypocritical girl, but he didn't think about killing her with the snake. But his body twisted, swept forward, circled around Li Yan's body, and entangled him tightly.
If Li Yan was alone, this entanglement would be nothing more than his luck and shock.But Li Yan was sitting very close to the hypocritical girl. When the snake wrapped around them, both of them were trapped inside at the same time. Once the snake wrapped around the person, it would shrink towards the middle. Li Yan and the hypocritical girl were immediately squeezed together by the snake.
The bodies of the two were tightly pressed against each other, and the body of the snake was still drawn towards the middle. As a result, the two got closer and closer. The hypocritical girl's clothes were disheveled, her front was opened wide, and two plump snow-white lumps were all squeezed on Li Yan's chest. Let alone a virgin, even Hua Cong's veteran heart would tremble at the excitement of the movements, how could a virgin like Li Yan bear it?Almost nosebleed.
"Ah, big snake, what a big snake!" The hypocritical girl exclaimed, like most women, she is afraid of snakes, insects, rats and ants, even a thin snake can scare her into screams, such a big snake entangles her , how not to be afraid?She was so frightened that her face was pale, and her entire face lost all color. She could have drawn her sword and cut the snake out of trouble, but when she panicked, she forgot everything.
Li Yan himself didn't expect that releasing the snake would cause such a charming thing, he said with a wry smile, "Okay, don't panic, I'll get the snake away."
He held the snake's mouth with his right hand, and inserted his left hand between the snake's body and his own, trying to use his internal force to break it open. (To be continued.)
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