Mengniang martial arts world

(Yucheng is such a cheating place. It was still summer yesterday, and it’s winter today. Where’s my autumn? Give me back my autumn!)

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The braided girl felt a burst of jealousy welling up in her heart, and thought to herself: Mommy, surnamed Li, you just saw this girl and regarded her as a priceless treasure. I don’t know how much this old lady is worth in your heart?She snorted at Li Yan and said unhappily: "It's only 10 taels and you want to buy half of my credit, don't do it."

Li Yan Daqi: Huh?This guy who has no profit and can't afford it early won't let me have a maid for 10 taels?What is the wind blowing today?

Li Yan stared at her and said, "If you don't do it, you will pay back the money."

The braided girl pursed her mouth, and said miserably: "You are using the money to pressure me again, I hate it so much, you can use everything else to pay off the debt, only this maid, I will never give up my half to you!" you."

Li Yan couldn't understand more and more. If it was another maid, he might forget about it. After all, the braided girl is also his very important friend. He is not holy enough to fall out with his friend because of a maid whom he just met. , but this is Shuang'er, the dream lover of countless homeboys, the most lovable little maid in Jin Yong's novels, no matter what, Li Yan will give Shuang'er a happy life, let her have her own personality and dignity, and cannot Let her continue to be a maid.

Li Yan had no choice but to smile bitterly and said, "Okay, it will increase to 20 taels."

The braided girl bit her lower lip, feeling even more unhappy, and thought to herself: In order to take this maid as your own, you actually raised another 10 taels in an instant, how much do you care about her?She [***] said: "Don't do it!"

Li Yan said: "30!"

"Don't do it!"

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Hey, what do you mean? Well, I will pay you 100 million taels of debt. This is a sky-high price. You can pay off half of the debt at once."

The braided girl suddenly pursed her mouth, and burst into tears: "Wow...don't do it, don't do it, don't do it...just don't do it...I want half of this maid...uu...you bully...back then my old lady asked When you sold yourself, you didn’t even want ten taels of silver, but now you’re offering a million taels for a little maid whom you’ve just met, you’re too bullying, wow... quit it!”

Li Yan is sweating profusely, what's the matter?

The girl with braided braids cried and asked: "If one day my mother is captured by villains and you are asked to redeem her, how much money are you willing to pay?"

Even if Li Yan's EQ is negative, he finally understands now that this little girl is competing for such a thing. He laughed, touched the little head of the braided girl, and said softly: "Ann, don't worry about it because of this." You are also a priceless treasure, for you, even if I bet all my wealth, I will redeem you."

The braided girl suppressed her tears and said, "Really?"

Li Yan nodded: "Of course it is true. You are my most important friend. If you don't believe me, just tear up my banknotes and play." He reached into his arms and took out a stack of banknotes. How much, all in the hands of the braided girl.

The braided girl burst into tears and laughed, and quickly put the banknote back into Li Yan's arms, saying, "What are you tearing up the good banknote for? We're at a disadvantage by tearing up the cheap bank, so hurry up and take it away."

Li Yan accepted the banknote with a smile, and the braided girl said: "Well, I believe that you have a conscience, so I don't care about this maid's affairs with you, but my ugly words are up front, you are not allowed to order her around arbitrarily." , Do something shameless, if you are caught by my old lady, I will immediately punish you."

Li Yan hurriedly said, "I wouldn't do that kind of thing."

Immediately the two bid farewell to Mrs. Zhuang San, and Shuang'er carried a small package on her back and followed them back to the hall.Xu Tianchuan, Wu Lishen and the others saw that they went in and came out with a little maid, they couldn't help being surprised: "What's the matter? The female ghost gave you a little girl?"

Li Yan smiled and said: "This house is not a ghost house, everyone stop talking nonsense. Come on, let's get acquainted, this is Shuang'er, my new friend."

Xu Tianchuan and others stepped forward to salute.

Shuang'er hadn't gotten rid of her maidservant thoughts yet, when she saw these people coming up to salute, she hurriedly returned them with a big gift, she just thought in her little mind: "These people are friends of the young master, I'm just a little maid, how can I have the right to do so?" Accept their salutes." So they returned the salutes respectfully and thoughtfully, and everyone saw that this little girl was very polite and cute, and they couldn't help but like it very much.

At this time, the rain outside the house has stopped, the sun shines through the rain and dew, the sky and the earth are colorful, and there are rainbows everywhere, which is quite beautiful.Everyone left the Zhuang family's mansion, Shuang'er bowed to the mansion, and followed Li Yan to the southwest.

There was no talking all the way, and at night, everyone rested in a mountain temple.Fang Yi and Xiaojunzhu spread straw mats and sheets at the corner of the temple, made a comfortable nest, and called the braided girl and Shuang'er to sleep together. As for the others, they were not very particular men. , let them nest wherever they want.

However, Shuang'er is very disturbed, she has a bed to sleep in, but the young master doesn't have one, how can this work?She leaned over to Li Yan's side and said softly, "Brother Li Yan, I'll go and gather some hay and make you a bed." She originally wanted to call you Mr. Li, but she wanted to listen to Li Yan's order, so she changed it to Brother Li Yan.

Li Yan smiled and said, "I won't bother you about this, I'll just find a place to meditate later."

Shuang'er shook her head and said, "That's impossible. Brother Li Yan is a man of gold, how can he do whatever he wants? That's my dereliction of duty as a maid. I will make a bed for you no matter what."

Li Yan said with a serious face: "You call yourself a maid again? I've said it before, you are my friend, you must call yourself a friend, understand?"

Shuang'er said: "Obey."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Don't say you obey."

Shuang'er stopped talking.

Li Yan wondered: "What's the matter? Why didn't you say a word, I beat you up, are you angry?"

Shuang'er said: "Brother told me not to say obedience, but I have nothing else to say besides obedience, so I had no choice but to keep silent."

Li Yan was speechless, and thought to himself: It's strange, Shuang'er in the original book should not be so dumb. Could it be that this plane has also turned Shuang'er into a dumbfounded person?

From the corner of the room came the call of the braided girl: "Don't make a bed for that guy, let him meditate by himself, he is a wolf with a big tail, women must stay five feet away from him, otherwise they may be swallowed by him at any time." Into the stomach, Sister Shuang'er, stay away from him."

Shuang'er said delicately: "Brother Li Yan is a good person."

Before Li Yan could speak, the braided girl bent over with laughter: "Hahaha, I sent a good card, hahaha, good post... Sister Shuang'er, you are really amazing."

Li Yan was speechless, and was issued a good person card again.

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Early the next morning, everyone got up and continued to set off.The long journey of five or six hundred miles passed in a hurry in more than ten days.Li Yan teaches Shuang'er every day that everyone is equal, you are also a person who can read, you have to be confident, don't listen to other people's things, but the effect is very small, Shuang'er is very reasonable Girl, she decided that Li Yan was the master, so she listened to Li Yan regardless of good or evil.

After hearing what Li Yan taught him about equality, she said, "Obey!" There was no sense of equality in it, and she always put herself in the position of Li Yan's maid.

Only then did Li Yan know why Shuang'er became the idol of countless nerds, because she is so obedient, she thinks of her master everywhere, and serves her master wholeheartedly, which is different from the docile "maid" in cartoons. How similar.

A maid has always been a man's dream, oh, no, it's a man's delusion, and no one can stop the power of delusion.Condensing a man's delusion into a living person, can men not like it?That's why Shuang'er becomes the most likable heroine in Jin Yong's novels.

Li Yan knew that the change of concept did not happen overnight, so he had to take it slowly.

On this day, everyone passed through Baoding, and they were about to part ways here. Wutai Mountain was heading west, while Yunnan was heading southwest. A group of Mu Wangfu and his party bid farewell to Li Yan, and Li Yan bid farewell to them one by one.

The little princess was quite reluctant, and said to Li Yan: "Master Li Xiang, if you have a chance in the future, you should come to Yunnan to play with me."

Fang Yi walked up to him with a strange expression, and said in a low voice: "Li Xiangzhu, you once said that I am also a person who will betray my friends when life and death are at stake, just like Liu Yizhou, I...I am not convinced , if there is a chance in the future, whether we meet in Yunnan or meet again in Beijing, I will prove that I can stand the test of life and death."

Li Yan smiled at her and didn't explain much.

After Mu Wangfu's group left, Li Yan said to Xu Tianchuan, the eight-armed ape, "Old Xu, this place is not far from Mount Wutai, you should go back too, this business will trouble you."

Xu Tianchuan thought to himself: Lord Xiang asked me to go back, he must be doing something that is inconvenient for me to know, and it would be a bit ignorant to insist on following.So he also bid farewell to Li Yan and returned to the capital by himself.

Now there are only three people left, Li Yan, Sister Twist Braid, and Shuang'er. Suddenly, a few companions are missing, and the three of them feel a little deserted. A big cart was found to be driven by a clever coachman. The three of them squeezed into the cart and continued to move towards Mount Wutai.

At dusk that night, the cart came to an inn beside the official road to stay overnight. Just as it drove to the door of the inn, Li Yan was leading two girls out of the car. Zisheng: "I...Wu...Wei...Yang..."

"I...Wu...Wei...Yang..."

The voice is loud, full of energy, and can be heard miles away.

Shuang'er was innocent and innocent. It was the first time she came out to walk the rivers and lakes. She was interested in everything she saw, so she asked, "Huh? What are the people in front shouting? What do you call me Wu Weiyang?"

Li Yan pretended to be an old Jianghu and said: "Hey, my son, that's the name of the bodyguard bureau, tell the friends in the nearby Green Forest Road, which bodyguard bureau is the bodyguard for this trip, and those robbers who have friendship with the bodyguard bureau will not come It’s time to rob the darts. The darts of the escort agency rely seventy percent on friendship and three percent on skill. The head of the escort has a wide range of skills and friendship. If everyone sells him for face, the escort will go smoothly. This is called familiarity with fists rather than familiarity with heads.”

Shuang'er suddenly realized, clapping his hands and laughing: "Brother Li Yan is really powerful, he knows everything. If we also walk the darts, we have to shout 'this is Mr. Li who killed Oboi' all the way, and those who hate Oboi will not Come to grab our darts, right?"

Li Yan was sweating profusely, and hurriedly said: "You can't shout like this!"

At this time, the bodyguard team in front was getting closer and closer, and it seemed that the bodyguard team also came to stay at the inn. There was a large banner in front of the bodyguard team, with the words "Zhenyuan Bodyguard Bureau" written on it.

Hearing the chant of "I, Wu Weiyang" in Li Yan's ears, and looking at the flag of "Zhenyuan Bodyguard Bureau", a strange feeling rose in his heart, and he thought to himself: Zhenyuan Bodyguard Bureau, I, Wu Weiyang, are very familiar. Where did you see it?

He thought hard for a while, then suddenly slapped his forehead, and remembered, isn't this the Zhenyuan Escort Bureau in "Book and Sword Enmity Record"?The head of the bodyguard is called "Weizhen Heshuo" Wang Weiyang. He has a Bagua knife and a pair of Bagua palms, which are well-known in the green forests of Jiangbei.In the story of "Books and Swords Enmity and Enmity", the Zhenyuan Escort Bureau escorted the Muslim holy relic "Koran" into Beijing, but was intercepted and killed by the heroes of the Hui nationality. . . . and it turned out to be a huge problem.

Li Yan thought to himself: Depressed, unexpectedly they met the Zhenyuan Escort Bureau here. The bodyguard they were protecting this time must not be the holy relic of Islam, the "Koran", otherwise people would come to snatch the bodyguards and fight against the Escort Bureau. After making a move, the big insiders also came to chase and kill Wen Tailai, and I was going to be involved in some messy cheating incident again. (To be continued.)