Mengniang martial arts world

(The third one is delivered)

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The girl with braided braids was holding the scriptures in front, and Li Yan was half a body behind, and walked towards the Palace of Compassion and Peace together, thinking about how to rub the Queen Mother for a while, when they were walking, they suddenly heard a girl's coquettish humming from the corridor ahead : "Hey, isn't this Xiao Guizi's father-in-law? Where are you going?"

Hearing this voice, the braided girl suddenly turned bitter, and said in a low voice, "Trouble is coming."

Li Yan wondered, "What trouble?"

The braided girl said: "It's Princess Jianning, the daughter of the fake empress dowager. This woman doesn't know that her mother is a fake. She really thinks that she is the master of the golden branches and jade leaves. She looks amazing all day long. She doesn't Knowing that we are big men who can rub her mother at any time, I thought I was just a favored little eunuch next to the emperor, and I was very rude to me, but I couldn't blatantly clean her up, and had to pretend to be a grandson in front of other eunuchs, maids and guards , very tricky."

Li Yan understood as soon as he heard it. In the original book "The Deer and Ding Tale", Wei Xiaobao was bullied by Princess Jianning all the time. Later, when Wei Xiaobao was bullied too badly, he beat Princess Jianning violently, and found that Princess Jianning was a masochist. I liked being beaten by him very much, which turned the relationship around.Later, Wei Xiaobao was ordered to send Princess Jianning to marry Wu Yingxiong, the son of Wu Sangui. He was seduced by Princess Jianning on the way, and the two hooked up. Princess Jianning became the first woman in Wei Xiaobao's life. Of course, Wei Xiaobao was also her The first man in my life.

Although this woman does not have a lot of roles in "The Deer and Ding Tale", she is a character with a very distinctive personality. There are people who like it and people who hate it. Although Li Yan doesn't particularly hate or like her, she also loves Princess Jianning. memorable.

He couldn't help but look up, and saw a slender girl standing in the corridor ahead, her plump body was outlined in a full Qing cheongsam, which was very attractive.She was dressed up like a princess with golden branches and jade leaves, but there was a wild surname in her eyes, which was indelible, and it was very consistent with the image of Princess Jianning in Li Yan's mind.

Princess Jianning crossed her waist, pointed at the braided girl and said, "Xiao Guizi, come here."

The braided girl looked around, and saw three court ladies standing not far away, and two guards in the garden next to her. In this case, she could only pretend to be a grandson, and said with a wry smile: "Princess What are your orders?"

As soon as Princess Jianning stretched out her hand, she twisted the braided girl's big braid and pulled it back hard.You must know that Li Yan's braids are fake, it's just a headgear, but the braids of the braided girl are real, they are braided out of her own hair, and her scalp hurts immediately after being pulled so hard.She immediately shouted: "Oh, it hurts so much, the princess is merciful, if you have anything to do, just give orders, don't do anything..."

Princess Jianning said coldly: "You monkey, where have you gone crazy lately? Why don't you come and play with me?"

The braided girl smiled wryly and said, "I went to Wutai Mountain to do something to help Lord Long Live. Look, I'm about to send scriptures to the Queen Mother."

Princess Jianning glanced at the scriptures in her hand, and snorted coldly: "Well, for the sake of your business, I won't bother with you..." She said she didn't care, but in fact she did not care about it. Extremely ruthless, he punched the braided girl in the waist.

The braided girl doesn't know martial arts, and her waist is as soft as an ordinary woman's. After this punch, she immediately bent down in pain, tears and snot almost flowed out.

Seeing his friend being beaten, Li Yan felt sorry for her, so he hurriedly stood in front of her, protecting the braided girl, and said, "Princess, just speak well, why beat someone? Eunuch Gui is on business for the emperor, but It's not for the princess to beat and play." Li Yan is not from this era, and he doesn't like to pretend to be a grandson, so his tone of voice is naturally a little different, not as stiff as ordinary people are when they face high-ranking big shots.

Princess Jianning was amazed, she rolled Li Yan's eyes, looked him up and down from head to toe, and hummed, "Who are you?"

Li Yan said: "The eunuch in charge of the imperial dining room, Xiao Li."

Princess Jianning sneered and said: "What eunuch do I think is so great, dare to talk to this princess like this, it turns out that it is a small imperial kitchen steward, after all, he is also a slave, why don't you let this princess go away."

Li Yan said neither humble nor overbearing: "Although it is not a great position to be in charge of the imperial dining room, it is not under the jurisdiction of the princess, so you don't have to listen to the princess' orders."

Princess Jianning was pushed up by him, and she laughed loudly: "You are not in my care? Haha, interesting...you stand here and don't walk away, I will come right away." After she finished speaking, she slid into the royal palace next to her. Study room, about the time it takes to drink a cup of tea, she got out of the imperial study room, waving an imperial decree in her hand, and said with a smile: "Little Li, the eunuch in charge of the imperial dining room, listen to the decree... From now on, you will become This princess has ordered the eunuch..."

When Li Yan heard it, he was stunned: Shall I wipe it?There is such a thing?

Princess Jianning proudly said: "The emperor's elder brother loves me the most. I want to ask a eunuch to order him around. He has absolutely no reason to refuse. Now, do you still dare to say that you don't need to listen to my orders?"

Li Yan was seriously upset, if there were not a few maids and guards around, he would have slapped Princess Jianning long ago, how could she be allowed to show off her might here.But since you want to be an undercover agent, you must have the awareness to be an undercover agent, and you can't reveal your identity for some inexplicable trivial matters. At this time, you can only bow your head and say: "Listen to the princess."

Princess Jianning snorted and said: "Don't go to the Palace of Compassion and Ning, the queen mother is taking a nap and will wake up after a while, go to my bedroom to play with me first."

The braided girl and Li Yan looked at each other, then at the people around them, and had no choice but to say: "Obey!"

Depressed, the two followed Princess Jianning to her dormitory, only to see that her dormitory was very different from that of ordinary princesses. There were no feminine things like pink or embroidery in it. There are bows, arrows, knives and guns hanging on them, showing a wild atmosphere.

Li Yan originally wanted to come to a place where no one was around, and immediately deal with her, but he didn't expect that there were many court ladies standing in every corner of her bedroom, ready to serve the princess at any time, which made it inconvenient to start.

Princess Jianning said to the braided girl and Li Yan: "The three of us come to the martial arts competition, and you two join forces to beat one of me. Of course, your martial arts are definitely not as good as this princess. It is inevitable that you will be beaten to the bum and kneel down to beg for mercy. But this princess is merciful and will not hurt your lives, come on." She is a girl at heart, and she wants to find someone to play around with her, but this way of playing is too perverted.

Li Yan couldn't help being speechless.

The braided girl said: "Of course we are not the princess's opponents, so let's surrender."

Princess Jianning said with a smile: "Surrender will also be hit." She suddenly flew up and punched the braided girl's chest, and the braided girl was startled. Don't you know you are a woman?That would be a big trouble, so hurry up and avoid it.But she didn't know martial arts, and her movements were too slow, the punch still landed on her stomach, causing severe pain in her stomach, she hooked her stomach and shrank into a ball on the ground.

Princess Jianning took advantage of her position and kicked the braided girl's ass, causing her to roll on the ground several times.

This girl was very aggressive, she was beating people to death, Li Yan couldn't help being furious.

At this moment, Princess Jianning turned her head to stare at Li Yan again, laughed loudly and said, "What are you looking at? I want to hit you too." After speaking, she flew up and kicked Li Yan's lower body.

Li Yan laughed back angrily, and really wanted to slap her, but the countless maids watching, couldn't understand how to beat the princess blatantly, so she had to take a light step to the side, letting Princess Jianning kick her in the air.

Princess Jianning let out a "huh" and then slapped Li Yan in the face again.

How could Li Yan let her slap him, he raised his head back and avoided the palm again.

This time Princess Jianning was not happy, and said angrily, "What are you doing, slave? This princess wants to beat you, but you dare to dodge, aren't you afraid that this princess will kill you?"

Li Yan didn't say a word, but he was thinking in his heart: How can he think of a way to send the maid next to him away?At that time, I will let you, a stinky woman, know how many eyes Prince Ma has.

But how easy is it to send away the maids?As him and the braided girl, this is really not an easy thing to do, there is no excuse for suffering.

Princess Jianning kicked again and again, Li Yan dodged left and right, and thought in his heart: Why don't you lie to this troublemaker, reveal your identity, beat the princess up, and then go to the Palace of Compassion and Ning to kidnap the fake queen mother , and then go back to the room of the braided girl, and go back to Heimuya through the teleportation wall, so as not to suffer some sour gas at this time.Let Dongfang girl reopen a portal to Tianjin later, and the matter of saving the little princess will not be delayed.

But doing so is also very risky. He thought of the invincible Gui Xinshu in "The Deer and Ding Tale". With Li Yan's current martial arts, it is definitely not as good as Gui Xinshu, but Gui Xinshu can't run wild in the palace. , and finally died under the siege of the guards.

Just thinking of this, a eunuch screamed suddenly from outside the princess' bedroom: "The empress dowager has arrived... The empress dowager has arrived..."

Li Yan was stunned, and then he was overjoyed: Unexpectedly, the old bitch, the queen mother, came. It happened to clean up both of you mother and daughter, so that I would not have to kill you in the palace. dangerous.

At this time, the queen mother had already walked in. Seeing Li Yan and the braided girl, the queen mother was shocked.Seeing that Princess Jianning seemed to be beating Li Yan, but Li Yan dodged left and right and did not fight back, she gasped even more, screaming in her heart that something was wrong.

Seeing her mother coming back, Princess Jianning stopped messing around, stopped her hands and said with a smile, "Queen mother, why are you here? I called two young eunuchs to practice boxing, and unfortunately I was seen by you."

The queen mother laughed dryly and said: "I came to scurry through the door and walked around casually, but I saw you messing around again."

Li Yan and the girl with braided braids showed strange smiles on their faces. They smiled at the Queen Mother and saluted, "See the Queen Mother."

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Blue Wolf Diary:

It has been more than [-] days since Li Yan asked for leave and left school, I miss him so much!

Today I sneaked into Li Yan's dormitory again and helped him clean it up. After three days of cleaning, a thin layer of dust has accumulated in the room, which must be wiped clean.While cleaning the floor, Kang Min came in suddenly, and she asked me why I was helping classmate Li Yan like a little daughter-in-law.

I thought to myself: Am I not Li Yan's little wife?But I can't say, don't let others know that Li Yan has a Khitan wife, it will bring him a lot of trouble.

Kang Min saw me mopping the floor impatiently, so she came to help me too. She said that she would be my little wife, and she would do all the housework in the future. I just need to be an upright man.

Her words startled me. Didn't she become the little daughter-in-law's little daughter-in-law?Isn't this relationship messed up?

In other words, what is a manly man?

Qiao Feng

Recorded after Li Yan left school (To be continued.)