Mengniang martial arts world
Chapter 240 Cute, Smarter Women Are Stupider
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Throughout all of Mr. Jin Yong’s novels, the girl who is most likely to be deceived is actually Huang Rong. Guo Jing only used one meal, a mink coat, and a little red horse to deceive Huang Rong. .The simplicity of the process is outrageous.Coincidentally, Huang Rong is the smartest woman in Mr. Jin Yong's novels, bar none.
To sum up, what Mr. Jin Yong wants to tell everyone is: the smarter a woman is, the more stupid she is, and the easier it is for a man to cheat her!
As for the woman who is the most difficult to deceive in Mr. Jin Yong's novels, she is actually an idiot, and no man can impress her heart. This proves that the more stupid a woman is, the smarter she is, and the harder it is for a man to deceive her!
Li Yan originally planned to use money to eliminate the disaster, and send Huang Rong as far away as possible, so as not to torment himself, but he didn't expect that his action of pulling out everything made Huang Rong extremely moved.Her eyes were red, and she was extremely moved: "Brother Yan, you are so kind to me. You saw me running away from home and being lonely, so you gave me everything? Don't worry, I actually have money..."
Li Yan sweated profusely: No way, how did you come up with this?
Huang Rong said: "Mom doesn't want me anymore. Fortunately, brother Yan loves me. From now on, let's walk the rivers and lakes together." The whole heart is actually tied to Li Yan.
Li Yan was sweating profusely, turned his back to the sky at 45 degrees, and said with tears streaming down his face: "God, help me."
The naturally dumb girl clapped her hands beside her: "Okay, okay, I have a new companion. It's so lively, I like it."
Xie Yanke smiled coldly and said nothing.
Huang Rong looked at them both, then turned her head and said to Li Yan, "What are these two women doing? Are they Brother Yan's women?"
Li Yan pointed to Tianran's dumb girl and introduced: "This is... is...cough, I don't have a name for the time being." You must know that Shi Potian's girl had no name at first, and she was not called Shi Potian at all. It was called Shi Potian, so Li Yan couldn't introduce her.
As soon as Li Yan finished speaking, the naturally dull girl hurriedly said: "I have a name, and my name is a dog bastard."
Huang Rong immediately gasped: "You call yourself a bastard? Oh my god."
Tianrandu nodded seriously: "My mother always calls me that."
Huang Rong was speechless, and after a while she sweated, "I thought my mother was the most unreliable mother in the world, and she didn't love me at all. I didn't expect that there are mountains as high as your mother. Your mother is the best mother in the world." .” Speaking of this, she said again: “You don’t mind your name at all?”
Naturally stupid girl said naively: "This name is very good, what's wrong?"
Huang Rong was stunned, then suddenly smiled, she realized that this woman was actually a fool, Li Yan couldn't possibly have taken a liking to this kind of woman, she was not a threat to herself.So he patted Tianran's dull girl on the shoulder with a smile and said: "The name is very good, no problem, I will keep it in the future."
But facing Xie Yanke, she didn't have such good self-confidence. Xie Yanke sat on the boat, unfathomable and silent, looking like a master, the key is her appearance, she is really beautiful. The picture scroll shows the demeanor of a mature woman rushing towards her face. Huang Rong looked at her youthful figure and compared it with Xie Yanke's tall and proud body. Brother Haoyan likes this woman, so I have no part in it.
It happened that Li Yan introduced: "This is Motian Layman Xie Yanke, a senior expert, I asked her to help me deal with a powerful enemy, so we will walk the rivers and lakes together for the time being."
Huang Rong was stunned again, she was a suspicious woman, her mind was spinning quickly, after listening to Li Yan's introduction, and then looking at Xie Yanke's mature and beautiful figure, she couldn't help saying: "You said she is famous The skyscrapers in the world thank you Yanke?"
Li Yan nodded.
Huang Rong shook her head and said, "Brother Yan, don't lie to me. Xie Yanke is very skilled in martial arts and has a great reputation. How can it be possible that he is only 30 years old and looks so beautiful? I don't think so. Xie Yanke should be a An old man in his 50s is more similar." At this point, she leaned into Li Yan's ear and asked in a low voice: "Is she your wife? You are embarrassed to say so, so you said she is Xie Yanke. Fool me?"
Li Yan was sweating profusely, how did he make up for this?
Seeing her doubtful expression, Xie Yanke couldn't help shaking his head and sneering, then flicked his fingers, and a gust of wind flew out, piercing into the water like a substance, a big fish was pierced by his fingers, and his belly turned white and floated stand up.Xie Yanke picked up the fish casually, threw it to the natural dumb girl next to him and said, "Cook fish for us to eat at night."
This supernatural power of flicking fingers is really extraordinary, not just anyone can do it.Xie Yanke showed this trick, and the intention was naturally to remind Huang Rong: I am Xie Yanke, if it is fake, who else can use such a beautiful magical power of snapping fingers besides me.
She thought Huang Rong would be shocked and frightened, but Huang Rong flattened her mouth: "Wow, the supernatural power of flicking fingers looks very powerful, but it is still much worse than my mother's."
Xie Yanke was immediately upset: "Who is your mother?"
Huang Rong stuck out her tongue: "I won't tell you."
Xie Yanke snorted, she didn't want to know the same as the little girl, so she stopped asking.
At this moment, someone on a small boat in the distance shouted: "This girl is so handsome! It's nice to meet a wonderful guest on the lake, how about having a drink together?"
Everyone was surprised that there was someone next to us to greet us?Everyone turned their heads together, and saw a small boat parked in the lake a few feet away, a fisherman was sitting on the bow and fishing, and there was a child in the stern.It was the fisherman who greeted him.
Li Yan listened to the other party's words very politely, and it was not easy to refuse. He rowed a small boat, and the two small boats were side by side. The person who invited him to speak was an elderly man in his forties, tall and handsome. Unable to sit still, Li Yan and others passed the boat, but he, the master, didn't even stand up, which seemed rather rude.
Seeing that Li Yan and the others looked different, the man said, "Please sit down. I have a disease in my lower leg and can't stand up. Please forgive me."
It turned out that there was a disability in the leg, so they didn't stand up to greet them, and it was not because they were rude, Li Yan and Xie Yanke suddenly realized.
The man clasped his fists again and said: "My surname is Lu, and my name is Chengfeng. I just saw the girl catch fish with snapping fingers. Her skills are superb. I can't help but say hello. Don't blame me if I offend you."
When Li Yan heard his name, he remembered that this is Taihu Lake. According to the original story of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", one of Huang Yaoshi's apprentices, Lu Chengfeng, happened to live in seclusion on the edge of Taihu Lake. The leg was broken by Huang Yaoshi, and he always wanted to rejoin Huang Yaoshi's sect, so he desperately hunted down Chen Xuanfeng and Mei Chaofeng who had betrayed the master's sect. In fact, he was also a hard-working brat.In the original book, when Guo Jing and Huang Rong came to Taihu Lake, they happened to meet the imperial envoy's boat coming to Taihu Lake, and they had a big fight with the bandits of Taihu Lake.
Li Yan thought to himself: I don't want to be fooled into a war!I'm about to become famous as Detective Conan. Wherever I go, troubles will happen.But...according to the original book, the imperial envoy of Jin Kingdom should be Yang Kang, but in this plane, Yang Kang has become a good person, that is to say, there will be no imperial envoy, and I should not encounter any problems.
Thinking of this, Li Yan was relieved, and hugged Lu Chengfeng, and everyone introduced themselves.Then sit down and talk about romance, a few words about ideal goals and so on, it's really enjoyable.
After chatting until the evening, Lu Chengfeng invited Li Yan to rest at his village.Li Yan thought: Anyway, it's getting late, and the horse needs to rest, so it's okay to stay here for one night.So he agreed and followed Lu Chengfeng to Guiyun Villa.
Li Yan has read the original book, so of course he knows that Guiyunzhuang is arranged according to some kind of peculiar organ formation. When he walked into it, as expected, Guiyunzhuang is extremely complicated, and the whole is an octagon, just like a diagram of eight trigrams. Among them, the pavilions, pavilions, flowers, plants and trees are all arranged according to certain rules. The whole manor is actually a huge five-element maze. The maze is much bigger.
He walked a few steps in the village, silently counting the formation changes in his mind, and found that the structure of this huge maze was very wonderful, so he couldn't help but indulge in it, and studied it with great joy.With his mathematical knowledge, it is not difficult at all to master the formation. The biggest difficulty lies in the lack of practice and observation. This is like a programmer with a solid foundation in programming languages. He also needs to watch the programs written by others and learn from them. Some programming skills, so as to improve their programming skills.And Guiyunzhuang is a huge formation prepared by the predecessors. Li Yan only needs to look at this formation to learn a lot of knowledge from it.
From the villa gate to the guest room, Li Yan walked and learned all the way, only feeling that his comprehension of the formation has deepened.
After it was completely dark, everyone rested in the guest room. Li Yan went to bed and meditated on the formation change, but he couldn't sleep. At the second watch, he suddenly heard a light knocking sound from the window.
He got up and opened the window, only to see Huang Rong standing outside the window, smiling and saying: "Brother Yan, let's go to visit Guiyun Village at night."
Li Yan smiled and said, "Don't make trouble."
But Huang Rong said with a grin: "Brother Yan, I found that you seem to be familiar with formations. Xie Yanke and the bastards couldn't see the layout of Guiyun Village. Only you walked and watched all the way, and you are still in your heart." Silently deducing the formation changes, right?"
Li Yan thought to herself: Huang Rong is Huang Rong, she is really clever, and she saw this too.
He admitted with a bachelor: "Yeah, I have a little understanding of formations, and I feel that Guiyunzhuang is very ingenious, so..."
Huang Rong giggled and said, "That's it, let's go, let's take a good look at Guiyun Village's formation in the dead of night, won't you learn more?"
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Missy's diary:
My name is Ren Yingying, the former leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, and the daughter of Ren Woxing.
When I was very young, my mother got a license from the imperial court and established a martial arts school called Heimuya.On the day the school was built, I happily went to the opening ceremony, only to find that the principal of the school was not my mother, but a girl named Dongfang Bubai.
My mother disappeared and did not return home.
I searched and searched, searched and searched, and searched for many years, but my mother seemed to have disappeared, and never appeared in the rivers and lakes again.
I always thought that my mother was dead, until one day, Aunt Xiang Wentian found me, she told me that my mother was still alive, she was taken away from the post of principal by an evil oriental girl, and she was imprisoned, and she rescued my mother The key lies in the four dormitory administrators of Heimuya... They are Dan Qingsheng of Meizhuang, Bald Biweng of Lanzhuang, Heizizi of Zhuzhuang, and Huang Zhonggong of Juzhuang...
I want to capture these four dormitory administrators and rescue my mother!
As for the method of capturing the four dormitory administrators, Aunt Xiang Wentian also told me that Dan Qingsheng likes painting, Bald Biweng likes calligraphy, Black and White Zi likes playing chess, and Huang Zhonggong prefers rhythm. Code, it will surely touch their hearts.
The first thing I found was a famous painting called "Traveling in Streams and Mountains". If I could get this painting, I could get help from Dan Qingsheng. Entangling... But that's okay, no matter how difficult it is, for my mother, I will fight to the end, even if I give everything!
Ren Yingying
Recorded in the process of pursuing the "Traveling Map of Streams and Mountains" (To be continued.)
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Throughout all of Mr. Jin Yong’s novels, the girl who is most likely to be deceived is actually Huang Rong. Guo Jing only used one meal, a mink coat, and a little red horse to deceive Huang Rong. .The simplicity of the process is outrageous.Coincidentally, Huang Rong is the smartest woman in Mr. Jin Yong's novels, bar none.
To sum up, what Mr. Jin Yong wants to tell everyone is: the smarter a woman is, the more stupid she is, and the easier it is for a man to cheat her!
As for the woman who is the most difficult to deceive in Mr. Jin Yong's novels, she is actually an idiot, and no man can impress her heart. This proves that the more stupid a woman is, the smarter she is, and the harder it is for a man to deceive her!
Li Yan originally planned to use money to eliminate the disaster, and send Huang Rong as far away as possible, so as not to torment himself, but he didn't expect that his action of pulling out everything made Huang Rong extremely moved.Her eyes were red, and she was extremely moved: "Brother Yan, you are so kind to me. You saw me running away from home and being lonely, so you gave me everything? Don't worry, I actually have money..."
Li Yan sweated profusely: No way, how did you come up with this?
Huang Rong said: "Mom doesn't want me anymore. Fortunately, brother Yan loves me. From now on, let's walk the rivers and lakes together." The whole heart is actually tied to Li Yan.
Li Yan was sweating profusely, turned his back to the sky at 45 degrees, and said with tears streaming down his face: "God, help me."
The naturally dumb girl clapped her hands beside her: "Okay, okay, I have a new companion. It's so lively, I like it."
Xie Yanke smiled coldly and said nothing.
Huang Rong looked at them both, then turned her head and said to Li Yan, "What are these two women doing? Are they Brother Yan's women?"
Li Yan pointed to Tianran's dumb girl and introduced: "This is... is...cough, I don't have a name for the time being." You must know that Shi Potian's girl had no name at first, and she was not called Shi Potian at all. It was called Shi Potian, so Li Yan couldn't introduce her.
As soon as Li Yan finished speaking, the naturally dull girl hurriedly said: "I have a name, and my name is a dog bastard."
Huang Rong immediately gasped: "You call yourself a bastard? Oh my god."
Tianrandu nodded seriously: "My mother always calls me that."
Huang Rong was speechless, and after a while she sweated, "I thought my mother was the most unreliable mother in the world, and she didn't love me at all. I didn't expect that there are mountains as high as your mother. Your mother is the best mother in the world." .” Speaking of this, she said again: “You don’t mind your name at all?”
Naturally stupid girl said naively: "This name is very good, what's wrong?"
Huang Rong was stunned, then suddenly smiled, she realized that this woman was actually a fool, Li Yan couldn't possibly have taken a liking to this kind of woman, she was not a threat to herself.So he patted Tianran's dull girl on the shoulder with a smile and said: "The name is very good, no problem, I will keep it in the future."
But facing Xie Yanke, she didn't have such good self-confidence. Xie Yanke sat on the boat, unfathomable and silent, looking like a master, the key is her appearance, she is really beautiful. The picture scroll shows the demeanor of a mature woman rushing towards her face. Huang Rong looked at her youthful figure and compared it with Xie Yanke's tall and proud body. Brother Haoyan likes this woman, so I have no part in it.
It happened that Li Yan introduced: "This is Motian Layman Xie Yanke, a senior expert, I asked her to help me deal with a powerful enemy, so we will walk the rivers and lakes together for the time being."
Huang Rong was stunned again, she was a suspicious woman, her mind was spinning quickly, after listening to Li Yan's introduction, and then looking at Xie Yanke's mature and beautiful figure, she couldn't help saying: "You said she is famous The skyscrapers in the world thank you Yanke?"
Li Yan nodded.
Huang Rong shook her head and said, "Brother Yan, don't lie to me. Xie Yanke is very skilled in martial arts and has a great reputation. How can it be possible that he is only 30 years old and looks so beautiful? I don't think so. Xie Yanke should be a An old man in his 50s is more similar." At this point, she leaned into Li Yan's ear and asked in a low voice: "Is she your wife? You are embarrassed to say so, so you said she is Xie Yanke. Fool me?"
Li Yan was sweating profusely, how did he make up for this?
Seeing her doubtful expression, Xie Yanke couldn't help shaking his head and sneering, then flicked his fingers, and a gust of wind flew out, piercing into the water like a substance, a big fish was pierced by his fingers, and his belly turned white and floated stand up.Xie Yanke picked up the fish casually, threw it to the natural dumb girl next to him and said, "Cook fish for us to eat at night."
This supernatural power of flicking fingers is really extraordinary, not just anyone can do it.Xie Yanke showed this trick, and the intention was naturally to remind Huang Rong: I am Xie Yanke, if it is fake, who else can use such a beautiful magical power of snapping fingers besides me.
She thought Huang Rong would be shocked and frightened, but Huang Rong flattened her mouth: "Wow, the supernatural power of flicking fingers looks very powerful, but it is still much worse than my mother's."
Xie Yanke was immediately upset: "Who is your mother?"
Huang Rong stuck out her tongue: "I won't tell you."
Xie Yanke snorted, she didn't want to know the same as the little girl, so she stopped asking.
At this moment, someone on a small boat in the distance shouted: "This girl is so handsome! It's nice to meet a wonderful guest on the lake, how about having a drink together?"
Everyone was surprised that there was someone next to us to greet us?Everyone turned their heads together, and saw a small boat parked in the lake a few feet away, a fisherman was sitting on the bow and fishing, and there was a child in the stern.It was the fisherman who greeted him.
Li Yan listened to the other party's words very politely, and it was not easy to refuse. He rowed a small boat, and the two small boats were side by side. The person who invited him to speak was an elderly man in his forties, tall and handsome. Unable to sit still, Li Yan and others passed the boat, but he, the master, didn't even stand up, which seemed rather rude.
Seeing that Li Yan and the others looked different, the man said, "Please sit down. I have a disease in my lower leg and can't stand up. Please forgive me."
It turned out that there was a disability in the leg, so they didn't stand up to greet them, and it was not because they were rude, Li Yan and Xie Yanke suddenly realized.
The man clasped his fists again and said: "My surname is Lu, and my name is Chengfeng. I just saw the girl catch fish with snapping fingers. Her skills are superb. I can't help but say hello. Don't blame me if I offend you."
When Li Yan heard his name, he remembered that this is Taihu Lake. According to the original story of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", one of Huang Yaoshi's apprentices, Lu Chengfeng, happened to live in seclusion on the edge of Taihu Lake. The leg was broken by Huang Yaoshi, and he always wanted to rejoin Huang Yaoshi's sect, so he desperately hunted down Chen Xuanfeng and Mei Chaofeng who had betrayed the master's sect. In fact, he was also a hard-working brat.In the original book, when Guo Jing and Huang Rong came to Taihu Lake, they happened to meet the imperial envoy's boat coming to Taihu Lake, and they had a big fight with the bandits of Taihu Lake.
Li Yan thought to himself: I don't want to be fooled into a war!I'm about to become famous as Detective Conan. Wherever I go, troubles will happen.But...according to the original book, the imperial envoy of Jin Kingdom should be Yang Kang, but in this plane, Yang Kang has become a good person, that is to say, there will be no imperial envoy, and I should not encounter any problems.
Thinking of this, Li Yan was relieved, and hugged Lu Chengfeng, and everyone introduced themselves.Then sit down and talk about romance, a few words about ideal goals and so on, it's really enjoyable.
After chatting until the evening, Lu Chengfeng invited Li Yan to rest at his village.Li Yan thought: Anyway, it's getting late, and the horse needs to rest, so it's okay to stay here for one night.So he agreed and followed Lu Chengfeng to Guiyun Villa.
Li Yan has read the original book, so of course he knows that Guiyunzhuang is arranged according to some kind of peculiar organ formation. When he walked into it, as expected, Guiyunzhuang is extremely complicated, and the whole is an octagon, just like a diagram of eight trigrams. Among them, the pavilions, pavilions, flowers, plants and trees are all arranged according to certain rules. The whole manor is actually a huge five-element maze. The maze is much bigger.
He walked a few steps in the village, silently counting the formation changes in his mind, and found that the structure of this huge maze was very wonderful, so he couldn't help but indulge in it, and studied it with great joy.With his mathematical knowledge, it is not difficult at all to master the formation. The biggest difficulty lies in the lack of practice and observation. This is like a programmer with a solid foundation in programming languages. He also needs to watch the programs written by others and learn from them. Some programming skills, so as to improve their programming skills.And Guiyunzhuang is a huge formation prepared by the predecessors. Li Yan only needs to look at this formation to learn a lot of knowledge from it.
From the villa gate to the guest room, Li Yan walked and learned all the way, only feeling that his comprehension of the formation has deepened.
After it was completely dark, everyone rested in the guest room. Li Yan went to bed and meditated on the formation change, but he couldn't sleep. At the second watch, he suddenly heard a light knocking sound from the window.
He got up and opened the window, only to see Huang Rong standing outside the window, smiling and saying: "Brother Yan, let's go to visit Guiyun Village at night."
Li Yan smiled and said, "Don't make trouble."
But Huang Rong said with a grin: "Brother Yan, I found that you seem to be familiar with formations. Xie Yanke and the bastards couldn't see the layout of Guiyun Village. Only you walked and watched all the way, and you are still in your heart." Silently deducing the formation changes, right?"
Li Yan thought to herself: Huang Rong is Huang Rong, she is really clever, and she saw this too.
He admitted with a bachelor: "Yeah, I have a little understanding of formations, and I feel that Guiyunzhuang is very ingenious, so..."
Huang Rong giggled and said, "That's it, let's go, let's take a good look at Guiyun Village's formation in the dead of night, won't you learn more?"
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Missy's diary:
My name is Ren Yingying, the former leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, and the daughter of Ren Woxing.
When I was very young, my mother got a license from the imperial court and established a martial arts school called Heimuya.On the day the school was built, I happily went to the opening ceremony, only to find that the principal of the school was not my mother, but a girl named Dongfang Bubai.
My mother disappeared and did not return home.
I searched and searched, searched and searched, and searched for many years, but my mother seemed to have disappeared, and never appeared in the rivers and lakes again.
I always thought that my mother was dead, until one day, Aunt Xiang Wentian found me, she told me that my mother was still alive, she was taken away from the post of principal by an evil oriental girl, and she was imprisoned, and she rescued my mother The key lies in the four dormitory administrators of Heimuya... They are Dan Qingsheng of Meizhuang, Bald Biweng of Lanzhuang, Heizizi of Zhuzhuang, and Huang Zhonggong of Juzhuang...
I want to capture these four dormitory administrators and rescue my mother!
As for the method of capturing the four dormitory administrators, Aunt Xiang Wentian also told me that Dan Qingsheng likes painting, Bald Biweng likes calligraphy, Black and White Zi likes playing chess, and Huang Zhonggong prefers rhythm. Code, it will surely touch their hearts.
The first thing I found was a famous painting called "Traveling in Streams and Mountains". If I could get this painting, I could get help from Dan Qingsheng. Entangling... But that's okay, no matter how difficult it is, for my mother, I will fight to the end, even if I give everything!
Ren Yingying
Recorded in the process of pursuing the "Traveling Map of Streams and Mountains" (To be continued.)
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