Mengniang martial arts world

Chapter 248 Moe, I’m so sorry for being so skinny

(The first one!)

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Li Yan smiled wryly and said to the skinny girl: "Skinny beauty, I'm afraid of everything, but I'm not afraid of snakes, if you don't believe me, just send a snake to bite me..."

The skinny girl really didn't believe in this evil, she issued an order with a secret method, and several non-poisonous big snakes attacked Li Yan first.It turns out that the skinny girl is really merciful to the handsome guy, even sending snakes to bite the handsome guy is not poisonous.

She thought to herself: I will send a few big non-poisonous snakes to scare you, just to scare you away. Handsome guys are precious wealth, if you kill one, you will lose one, so it can't be wasted.

At this time, Li Yan was walking towards Mei Chaofeng's position, when suddenly he felt a strong wind blowing in his face, and a big snake rushed towards him.Li Yan flattened, not bothering to pay attention to it at all, but saw that the snake jumped about a foot in front of Li Yan, suddenly seemed to be blocked by an invisible wall, froze, then let out a hissing scream, and moved backwards. escape.

The skinny girl was shocked: "My dear snake, what's the matter? Come on." But no matter how much she urged, the snake would never approach Li Yan again, and only wandered a few feet away from Li Yan.

The skinny girl didn't believe in this evil, and sent a few big snakes up, but seeing those snakes approaching Li Yan, they didn't dare to take a step forward, as if they were afraid of Li Yan as some prehistoric monster.

The skinny girl was very surprised, she couldn't help but said in shock: "Is there something like realgar on your body?"

Li Yan spread his hands and said with a smile: "Oh, I'm sorry, I ate the blood of a snake king not long ago, and of course ordinary little snakes would not dare to mess with me." As he spoke, he had passed through the snake group, Standing beside Mei Chaofeng.

Mei Chaofeng was also taken aback when he heard that he walked into the snake circle unharmed, and thought to himself: This little brother is a bit weird, unexpectedly he has such abilities.

Li Yan said to Mei Chaofeng: "Sister Mei, if I carry you on my back, the snake will not dare to bite you." Speaking of this, he suddenly remembered carrying the little princess on Shenlong Island, and ended up being hugged by the princess again. He thought to himself: I don't want the princess to hug the little princess, but she is so angry. Maybe Mei Chaofeng also wants to be hugged by the princess?

So Li Yan changed his words again: "If Sister Mei doesn't like to carry it, then I can use the princess to carry it."

Mei Chaofeng blushed pretty, and said angrily, "I don't want a princess hug, get ready, I'll ride on your shoulders, just like the last time I faced the enemy in King Jin's mansion."

Li Yan is extremely stupid in matters of men and women. He heard that Mei Chaofeng didn't want a princess hug, and thought she was ashamed, so he said seriously: "Sister Mei, you don't have to be a princess to enjoy a princess hug. Last time there was a county My lord, I also gave her the princess hug, although you don't have the status of those golden branches and jade leaves, you are still entitled to enjoy the princess hug."

Mei Chaofeng sweated profusely: "I enjoy your size. This girl is pure and clean, so I don't want any man to hug my princess. That man can only be hugged by the man I like, understand?"

Li Yan sweated profusely: "So it's because of this reason that you don't want the princess to hug you. You should have said it earlier..."

Mei Chaofeng was also sweating profusely: "I told you about your size, how could you just bring up such a thing? What about your EQ?"

Li Yan pouted: "Well, I admit that I don't have such a thing as emotional intelligence."

The two stood in the group of poisonous snakes chatting and farting, which made the skinny girl half dead, and said angrily: "Don't be too complacent, what do you mean by flirting among my group of poisonous snakes?" She pointed angrily. Li Yan said: "You...you...you must think this woman is prettier than me, so you not only helped her, but also talked and laughed with her in front of me...uh...too bullying."

Li Yan sweated profusely, and hurriedly said: "No matter, although I think sister Mei is indeed very beautiful, but your skinny shape is also good, I have never thought that she is more beautiful than you, the reason for helping her It’s not about whether you’re pretty or not! It’s about you doing something bad.”

The skinny girl said: "I don't believe it. When I help people, I don't care whether they do bad things or good things. I just care whether they are handsome or not. You must be the same. You only help people because they are beautiful or not."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Don't use your distorted outlook on life to put it on my head!"

At this time, Mei Chaofeng jumped up lightly and rode on Li Yan's shoulders, just like the last time in King Jin's Mansion, she made a "horse riding" movement, so that the poisonous snakes would naturally not be able to bite. Seeing her, she couldn't help but feel refreshed, and said to the skinny girl, "Now I'm not afraid of poisonous snakes, Ouyang Ke, let's fight again."

As soon as the voice fell, I felt something was wrong.The last time she was riding on Li Yan's shoulders, her lower body was paralyzed and paralyzed, so she didn't feel any sensation, but this time her legs' meridians were unblocked, and she felt like an ordinary person.Riding on a man's shoulders, it is inevitable that there will be a feeling of touch.

Her legs hang down from Li Yan's shoulders, and the inner thighs are against Li Yan's cheeks. For a woman, this position is so sensitive. She can only feel the inner thighs constantly touching Li Yan's face. The feeling of numbness when she touched it caused her to turn all her attention to her legs. How could she gather her skills?

Mei Chaofeng was taken aback: I'm cheating, if I had known earlier, I would have let the princess hug me.

At this time, the skinny beauty knew that poisonous snakes were useless, so she abandoned the snake formation, rushed up in person, and punched Mei Chaofeng with the spirit snake boxing technique.Mei Chaofeng couldn't concentrate, he hastily moved his heart palm to parry, with the sound of "Bo", Mei Chaofeng actually suffered a big loss, and was almost fell off Li Yan by the skinny girl's punch.

The skinny girl laughed loudly and said, "Mei Chaofeng, your martial arts have regressed."

Mei Chaofeng couldn't express his suffering, and thought: If you were to have a man's head between your legs, and his face would rub against the inside of your thighs, I would see whether your martial arts will regress.

The skinny girl punched her again, Mei Chaofeng tried to hold her back, but she almost fell off again.

At this time, Li Yan couldn't see it anymore. The last time he fought in the palace, Mei Chaofeng could suppress the skinny girl, why couldn't he fight this time?Could it be that Mei Chaofeng was injured?

Thinking of this, Li Yan couldn't help but help, and slapped out with a palm.

The skinny girl smiled and said: "Little handsome guy, don't meddle indiscriminately, your martial arts are too low, you can shoot at me indiscriminately, be careful of hurting yourself." Hoo hoo, the power of Li Yan's palm is nearly double that of the last time in King Jin's mansion.

The skinny girl was taken aback. She underestimated Li Yan too much and was not on guard at all, but unexpectedly, Li Yan's skills improved greatly and his palms were sharp.The skinny girl couldn't dodge in a hurry, so she had no choice but to accept it.The two clapped palms together with a bang, the skinny girl had profound skills after all, so she didn't suffer from this blow.But Li Yan divided her attention from Mei Chaofeng.

Mei Chaofeng took the opportunity to grab it with one claw, and stuck it straight into her celestial cap. The Nine Yin White Bone Claw was so powerful, the skinny girl was frightened out of her wits, and quickly turned her head to the side. The claw missed her head, but caught her The white clothes on the shoulders only heard a hissing sound, and the skinny girl's clothes were torn off the entire shoulders, revealing a bony shoulder.

The skinny girl took a few steps back while clutching her shoulders, and said in shock, "Little handsome guy, your martial arts..."

Li Yan said helplessly: "I know I've made rapid progress, but don't be surprised by this."

The skinny girl's hoodie was torn, and her thin shoulder bones were high and protruding, her shoulder sockets were deep, and her collarbone was also very conspicuous. This kind of thin and thin girl is very popular in later generations. Men see her like this Such a pitiful look can't help but feel protective.

It's a pity that in ancient times, this look was not very pleasing. Mei Chaofeng glanced at it, and couldn't help but laugh out loudly: "Aren't you full? Why are you so thin?"

The skinny girl was furious: "I just can't get fat? What's wrong?"

Mei Chaofeng snorted twice and said, "Ugly girl!"

"Ahhh!" The skinny girl was furious: "I'll fight you."

In her rage, she rushed towards Mei Chaofeng and punched him.Naturally, Li Yan wanted to help Mei Chaofeng, so he quickly slapped her in the abdomen, but he didn't expect that the skinny girl would attack Mei Chaofeng with all her strength without dodging Li Yan's palm, and wanted to fight a two-lose for fear of injury.Li Yan was taken aback by this blow, the skinny girl showed mercy to him many times, and he didn't want to slap the skinny girl to death, so he quickly stopped.

There were only two "slaps" on the top of the head, Mei Chaofeng and the skinny girl made two moves, the two of them were evenly divided, but Li Yan's palm lightly patted the skinny girl's abdomen.At the tentacles, Li Yan felt that he touched two rows of very slender ribs. This girl is really too thin, and her ribs are very protruding, obviously too much.The abdomen of a normal woman is soft to the touch, but hers is covered with skin and bones.

Li Yan couldn't help sweating profusely.

The skinny girl's complexion also changed drastically, she quickly took a few steps back, and said angrily, "You touched it, didn't you?"

Li Yan smiled bitterly: "I didn't touch it on purpose, so don't blame me if I offend you. As long as you let Mu Nianci go, don't fight with Sister Mei again, and I don't want to fight you again."

The skinny girl said: "Who cares if you touch it or not, I don't mind if a handsome guy touches it, let me ask you, how does it feel?"

Li Yan wiped his sweat profusely: "It feels...uh...this..."

The skinny girl forced her to ask, "Say it quickly! Don't hesitate."

Li Yan had no choice but to honestly say: "Although the skinny skin looks beautiful, it really doesn't feel very good to the touch. The skin is covered with bones, and it doesn't feel good in the hand... As expected, it can only be seen from a distance, and it can't be played with..."

The skinny girl was stunned when she heard this sentence, and after a while, she suddenly looked up to the sky and cried, "Woo...wow...bullying people...thin women really are not liked...uu...wow I'm really sorry for being so thin." After speaking, she covered her face with her hands, turned around and ran away in tears. (To be continued.)

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