Mengniang martial arts world

No. 400 Meng, Looking for the Nine Yang Magic

(first update)

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Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying said: "Cats and dogs do not recognize people by face, but by body shape, smell and other things. They are not afraid of this stranger at all, and they are so close to him. Of course this person is Brother A Niu, hahaha, great, we were not molested...Sister Wuji, you don’t have to block us, it doesn’t matter if Brother A Niu looks at you twice.”

Everyone sweated profusely: "Hey, how much do you believe in cats and dogs? No matter how humans explain it, they won't listen to it. As a result, cats, cats and dogs came out and walked around, and you immediately believed it. This is embarrassing. "

"Don't care about the details, those who care about the details are idiots." Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying said calmly, walked to the place where they put their clothes, and put them on casually, although they still wanted to make a fuss. Brother Niu, but seeing the sick girl and Li Wenxiu present, I was still too embarrassed to continue.So I put on my clothes and thought: I will compete next time.

Li Wenxiu said: "Brother Li, let's go back now. With a hot air balloon, three people can be transported down at a time. You really had the foresight, as if you knew you would be trapped on a cliff, and you actually asked me to prepare a hot air balloon in advance." , can you tell your fortune?"

Li Yan laughed dryly and said, "We can't leave now, I want to find something here."

The girls wondered: "What?"

Li Yan glanced at the sick girl, and said seriously: "A thing that can cure the cold poison on your body should be in this valley, but I haven't found it yet, and you are here to help find it together. Especially sick Girl, as long as you look for it, you will definitely find it."

These few words of his are really mysterious, the sick girl shook her head and said: "The cold poison on my body can only be dispelled by relying on the internal strength of the most rigid and the most yang. Can I get it in this valley?"

Li Yan said: "Trust me, maybe there will be gains."

The sick girl still shook her head and said: "Don't look for things that you can't find here, Li Yan, you should go back to Heimuya quickly, the sisters are looking forward to your return soon, but you have the leisure to torment me I only have half a year to live anyway, so don't waste time on me."

Li Yan shook his head: "I can't go back to Heimuya for the time being, unless I can defeat Dongfang girl."

The sick girl opened her mouth wide, with an expression of disbelief on her face: "You can't go back until you can defeat the Oriental girl? Then...won't you never go back."

Li Yan sweated profusely: Am I so unbearable?Don't make it sound like I'm worthless all my life.

"In short..." Li Yan ordered: "Sick girl, you should go to the valley now and walk every inch of land in the valley, it is necessary! Otherwise... I will... I will..." He wanted to threaten the sick The girl said a few words, but after thinking about it carefully, he found that he had no words to threaten her at all. There were only a few moves that he could threaten to make the girl obedient, but the sick girl didn't take those moves at all.

The sick girl said softly: "What are you doing? Are you going to pretend to be a thief again? How did you get this weird hobby? Let's have a good talk and treat your illness first."

Li Yan almost knelt down for her, sweating profusely, and said, "I beg you, the head office, right? Go to the valley for a couple of laps."

The sick girl insisted: "No! It is more important to treat your mental illness."

Seeing that she didn't eat hard or soft, Li Yan was really sweating a bit, so he had an idea and said, "Well, let's go for a walk in the valley and tell you how my mental illness came about while walking."

The sick girl then said: "That's right, let's go for a walk."

Li Yan asked the other three girls to stay by the pool to catch fish for cooking, while he had a bitter face and led the sick girl to the depths of the valley, searching desperately for the white ape. I only heard the sick girl say: "Student Li Yan, can we talk now? What kind of shock did you suffer when you were a child? Why do you like to pretend to be a rape thief and force the girl who is taking a bath to run for her life?"

Li Yan sweated profusely, made up a story casually, and said perfunctorily: "When I was young, I liked the big sister next door. That big sister was gentle and beautiful, and she looked very similar to you. I wanted to get closer to that big sister." , Once I went to my elder sister’s house to play, and I didn’t expect that she was taking a bath. When she saw me walking in, the elder sister ran away shyly. In fact, I didn’t want to do anything to her, but she was so wary of me and made me stay. A psychological shadow."

"Isn't it? It's that simple?" Relying on a doctor's intuition, the sick girl found out that Li Yan was lying: "If it's so simple, you won't be psychologically distorted, right? Tell me the real reason. To cure a mental illness, you must put Tell your real experience honestly, trust your doctor and communicate well, if you have reservations, there is no way to treat it.”

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Can you give up the treatment for me?"

The sick girl shook her head and said, "No, I can't give up the treatment."

Li Yan had no choice but to remake the story to add tragic elements, so he had no choice but to say: "Actually, the truth of the matter is this, I like that big sister very much, and that big sister usually seems to like me very much, and often* * Me, rubbing against me with hands and feet, I thought she was sending me an invitation signal, so I went into her room while she was taking a shower, and wanted to have some super-friendly relationship with her, but I didn’t expect that she would not, He obviously liked me very much at ordinary times, and showed a look of willingness to make out with me at any time, but he regretted it, which hurt me deeply..."

The sick girl said "oh", this time she finally believed what Li Yan said, frowned and thought for a while, and said seriously: "Understood, so this is the reason for your psychological distortion! How to solve this?" Although she has excellent medical skills, she has never learned how to treat mental illness. You must know that Chinese medicine does not treat mental illness. Psychiatrists and other professions are only available in later generations. If a sick girl does not have this ability, there is no correct way. Treatment method.

She frowned and thought for a long time, then suddenly a light bulb lit up in her mind, and said happily: "I have thought of a cure, the so-called where you fell, you can get up from where you fell, since you had a psychological shadow after being rejected by the big sister, Then just find that big sister and let her make out with you, and your illness will be cured.” In fact, her treatment method is absolutely unreliable, if all mental illnesses are treated like her, future generations will not need a psychiatrist.But this is also an attempt by ancient Chinese medicine to treat mental illness, and it is still very meaningful!

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Impossible, the eldest sister has already married another woman."

The sick girl said: "I remember you said just now that the eldest sister looks very similar to me, so let me play her."

Li Yan sweated profusely again: "It's not good, acting this... you have to make out with me...you..."

The sick girl shook her head and said: "It doesn't matter, I said it last time. Anyway, I can only live for half a year. Innocence and sex are meaningless to me. If I use this limited life to bring you a new life , I don't mind... Come on, let's make out now, I don't have much time, I might die from cold poison at any time, I must cure you as soon as possible." After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand to grab Li Yan's arm, Leaning her tender body into Li Yan's arms.

Li Yan is sweating profusely. In fact, he still likes a gentle and kind sick girl. It is difficult to refuse her hugs, but when he thinks of the girl with ponytails waiting for him to go back home, he can't just go out and steal.Moreover, the sick girl didn't make out with him because she liked him, but because of the inexplicable cure. If Li Yan really pushed her down, wouldn't it be a scam?What a rotten man would do such a thing? ,

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Don't...the teeth are lost!"

"Don't shy away from illness and avoid treatment." The sick girl reached out to pick off Li Yan's clothes.

"Damn it, this medical method is definitely not correct!" Li Yan screamed.

At this moment, the big tree above him suddenly shook, and a little monkey fell from the tree, slapped on the stone, and made a miserable creaking sound. A man and a woman "make out", the little monkey couldn't help but be fascinated by it. He couldn't hold on to the branch for a while, so he fell from the branch and fell badly.

The sick girl was startled, and hurried over to check it out, and soon she discovered that the little monkey had broken its leg.The so-called doctor's parents' heart, not to mention the minor illness of broken legs, which is much easier to cure than mental illness. She picked up the little monkey, skillfully helped it connect the broken bones, made a splint with branches, and tied its legs. Broken leg, help it fix the wound.I found a few more herbs, chewed them up and applied them to the broken leg.

Her medical skills were really good. After a while, the child stopped screaming and looked at her with grateful eyes.

The sick girl put the little monkey on the tree and said softly, "Be careful in the future, don't fall from the tree again."

Li Yan couldn't help complaining in his heart: Don't take the initiative to throw yourself into the man's arms in front of the monkey, it won't fall down.

Fortunately, after the monkey made such a distraction, the sick girl was not in a hurry to ask Li Yan to "cure her illness". The two walked a few more casual steps, chatted a few gossips about Heimuya, and returned to the pool. Li Wenxiu The cat and dog girls have already cooked the grilled fish, and everyone had a lively meal.

After eating, everyone was sitting by the pool basking in the sun, when suddenly they heard monkeys screaming from the edge of the woods, a large group of little monkeys rushed out, a huge white ape was holding the injured leg The little monkey ran up to the sick girl. The white ape had a large festering abdomen, and it seemed that he was not clearly ill. He was holding a huge flat peach in his hand, and presented it respectfully in front of the sick girl. It was obvious that he had come to ask her for medical treatment.

Seeing this scene, Li Yan was overjoyed: "Here you are! Brother Baiyuan, you are finally here. Sure enough, as long as Zhang Wuji steps out, the opportunity will appear immediately." (To be continued.)

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