Mengniang martial arts world

(Second more)

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Qin Juan and Zheng E's eyes were wide open, and they were puzzled. It was obvious that what Ding Xian said sounded like a bible to them, and they couldn't understand it at all. The two girls also began to doubt whether the master spoke Chinese. .

Ding Xian said: "You don't need to know why, in short, just go and make trouble, and keep making trouble until Zuo Lengchan's dizziness and head-swelling can't stand it, so he agrees with you to take a bath in the hot spring."

Qin Juan and Zheng E said: "I obey." They turned and walked out of the room. After a while, they called a large group of sisters, and Yihe was indeed among them. Broken, scolding the female prostitute who was quite fierce in the fight, a group of twenty or so went to Zuo Lengchan's room.

Li Yan felt that it was interesting, and followed the past to watch the excitement.

But they saw the girls came to Yue Buqun's former residence. It turned out that the guest room Zuo Lengchan stayed in was the same room where Yue Buqun lived.The girls stood in a row in front of the house, took a deep breath at the same time, and then shouted: "Master Zuo, come out quickly, we have something to do with you."

A group of girls shouted at the same time, the momentum was astonishing.The Songshan prostitutes who were in charge of guarding outside the house were all taken aback, thinking: Hengshan sent a large army of female prostitutes to suppress the border, could it be that our attack on them by pretending to be a demon cult was exposed?

I saw the door of the room opened, and a woman came out of the room, and said loudly, "What can you do with me?"

"Someone from Zuo? This woman is Zuo Lengchan?" Li Yan was taken aback. Of course, he was not surprised because of Zuo Lengchan's gender. Ever since Chen Jialuo turned into a woman last time, he was so scared that he almost flew up. He also didn't dare to consider anyone as a man, and he wouldn't be surprised if any martial arts figure appeared in the state of a woman.

What surprised him was Zuo Lengchan's attire. He saw that she had blond hair, big wavy hairstyle, and a little circle at the end of her hair. Long skirt, this is not Chinese at all, it is simply a Western beauty.And what happened to the words in his mouth?Is this inexplicable, half-English, half-Chinese speech full of mistakes really all right?Oh my god, is Zuo Lengchan swollen?Li Yan felt a little crazy.

Seeing his dumbfounded look, Qin Juan leaned over, bit his ear and said, "Don't be surprised Li Shaoxia, the leader of the Zuo alliance was originally a Chinese woman with dark skin and black hair, but once she met a Western beauty in Guangdong. I admired her style very much, so I dyed my hair blonde and wore a western-style dress to become this look."

Li Yan sweats profusely: A woman who worships foreigners?irritating!

The blond-haired Yujie Zuo Lengchan stood with her hips on her hips, her wavy blond hair flicked behind her head, and she repeated what she had just said: "What are you looking for me for? Don't you understand? Cut, a bunch of bumpkins who don't even know foreign language." He would say, let me teach you to be good, what I just said was English: what can you do with me?"

Li Yan screamed in his heart: Fuck me, what exactly do you say that resembles English?What you said is completely insane.

Yihe stood at the front and said loudly, "We are here to find you."

The blond-haired elder sister said: "Why fuck? Don't you understand? I'm talking about why you want to fuck?"

Yihe said: "Only Chaoyang Peak has hot springs on Huashan Mountain, but you Songshan faction people occupy Chaoyang Peak and don't let our Hengshan faction's hot springs go up there. It's disgusting. You must want to monopolize the hot spring beauty. Let us All Hengshan faction turned into ugly girls."

The golden-haired elder sister said: "No! The reason I don't let you go to Chaoyang Peak is because a martial arts arena is being built on Chaoyang Peak to fight against the top ten gods and demons. If you go up, it will destroy the ring**uild and delay our work!"

Li Yan was stunned by her terrifying English and felt sick to his stomach. He almost vomited blood, but he managed to suppress the urge to vomit blood.Fortunately, the people of the Five Sacred Mountains faction have long been used to the leader's unreliable way of speaking. Although everyone can't understand a few English words in the words, they can understand after a few guesses.

Yihe said: "I don't care about your UI and work. Women must be beautiful, and hot spring beauty must be done. You quickly order that the hot springs on Chaoyang Peak are allowed to be used by Hengshan School."

The blond-haired sister said: "No! No! No!"

"No, you are tall." Yihe's fiery temper is very useful at this time, she said loudly: "Sisters, the Songshan School does not allow us to soak in hot springs, because they want our skin not to be nourished by the hot springs and dry. , cracking, turning us all into ugly women, this is naked jealousy, it must be Zuo Lengchan who is too ugly, so he cares about destroying all the beauties."

The Hengshan girls immediately responded loudly: "Sister Yihe is right."

"Zuo Lengchan is jealous of us!"

"She is ugly, and she wants to drag us down to her level."

"**!** Zuo Lengchan!"

The blond-haired Yujie suddenly sweated profusely. Although she was a sinister careerist in her heart, she pretended to be thinking of everyone in the Wuyue Sword School on the surface, and said: "Junior sisters of the Hengshan School, please understand, We blocked Chaoyang Peak, not to monopolize the hot springs, but to prepare for defeating the Demon Cult, me is completely selfless, I consider everything for the Five Sacred Sword Sect, and me is for the sake of everyone."

Li Yan profusely: Let me tell you, big sister, your English is really bad. In this place, you should use i instead of me, because me is the accusative case, and i is the nominative case.

"Smart words, liar!" Qin Juan shouted, "You just don't want us to soak in the hot spring."

"Yes, you are a villain." Zheng E also shouted: "We want to break away from the Five Sacred Sword Sect."

The blond-haired Yujie is sweating profusely. She has deliberately planned to send the Five Sacred Mountains together. How can she allow someone to leave?At that time, even if he succeeded in merging, it would not be the Five Sacred Sect, but the Four Sacred Sect. Wouldn't it become a laughing stock in the world.She hurriedly said: "No hurry, everyone, isn't it just a hot spring? I give you special approval, right? Special approval for the head office?"

Yihe said: "What about the special order? We need to see your handwriting before we can rest assured."

The golden-haired Yujie had no choice but to ask someone to bring the Four Treasures of the Study, and instructed: "The ladies of the Hengshan School are specially allowed to go to Chaoyang Peak to soak in the hot springs, over!" Her calligraphy is very good, and several Chinese characters are well written. , quite level.The only problem is that the writing of English characters is very bad. Thinking about it, it is also unreliable to write English letters with a brush. There is no such way of writing in the world.It's rare that she can combine Chinese and Western, and successfully write English letters with a brush, which is already quite good.

Li Yan only felt that his stomach was getting more uncomfortable. If Zuo Lengchan wasn't a great expert, Li Yan really wanted to find a piece of greasy bacon, slap her face with left and right slaps.

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That night, when the sun was setting and the moon was just peeking out, Qin Juan, Zheng E, Yiqing, Yihe, Yilin, and a few women who Li Yan was not familiar with brought bath towels, shower caps, and a change of clothes. Things like clothes, ready to set off for Chaoyang Peak.

As soon as the group reached the door of the guest room, they saw the twisted girl carrying a small hoe, and was about to sneak into the woods with her waist bent.Of course Li Yan knew that she was going to dig a hole, but the Hengshan girls didn't know, so they couldn't help wondering: "Sister Tian, ​​where are you going with the hoe?"

Of course, the twisted girl would not say that she went to dig treasures by herself, so she laughed and said, "I...cough...spring is here, I will plant my husband in the ground, and in autumn, I can harvest a lot of husbands."

"Damn!" Yihe scolded: "No shame, a woman has many husbands at the same time, wouldn't she become a rotten woman with the surname Shui Yanghua, one husband is enough for such a thing."

Zheng E sweated profusely and said: "Senior sister, you seem to be complaining in the wrong place. The husbands planted with husbands should all be the same husband. No matter how many such husbands there are, women don't seem to be cheating."

Qin Juan was also sweating profusely: "Zheng E, you also complained about the wrong place, my husband can't grow it, okay?"

So everyone was speechless.

The distorted girl ran into the woods, while Li Yan and a group of girls walked towards Chaoyang Peak. They saw that the road was strictly guarded, with countless policemen from the Songshan School guarding the mountain road, and policemen from the other four schools were not allowed to enter.

Yihe walked in the front with her head up, and when she saw the woman in Songshan, she said angrily, "Why are you staring at me? My old lady is going to soak in the hot springs. It was your master's promise. If you are not convinced, bite me."

Miss Songshan lowered her head helplessly and let them go.

A group of people went higher and higher, and soon climbed to the top of Chaoyang Peak, and saw that a huge arena was being built in the middle of the peak. The strange thing was that building the arena should be done during the day, but this arena actually Work started at night, and the Songshan policemen were delivering timber, desperately rushing to work.

Yiqing said in a low voice: "Li Shaoxia is right, there must be something weird about this arena, otherwise they wouldn't have chosen to build it in the middle of the night."

Li Yan said: "Let's disperse our actions here. Sisters, go to the hot spring at the back. I will go into the woods to find a chance to peek into the secrets of this ring. When you come out of the hot spring, we will meet up here and go down the mountain together."

Yilin looked at him with innocent big eyes, and whispered: "Li Shaoxia be careful."

Li Yan said: "I will!" After speaking, he planned to turn around and go into the woods.

However, at this moment, a woman's voice suddenly came from not far away: "Hallo, all the junior sisters of the Hengshan School, I am here to accompany you to soak in the hot spring." who is it?

Li Yan frowned, thinking: No, this guy is very skilled in martial arts, with sharp ears and sharp eyes. If I go into the woods at this time, she will easily hear or see me.

Li Yan had no choice but to continue to hang out among the Hengshan female prostitutes, not daring to act rashly.

Yihe turned his head away and said, "Why is the leader of the Left Alliance interested?"

The blond-haired Yujie laughed and said: "I've been messing around with the Wuyue Sword Sect, and never thought about my skin. I was yelled at by you during the day, and then I realized that hot springs have beauty effects, so I came to be with you Bubbles. It’s good for everyone to increase their relationship, maybe one day, we will become fellow students.”

Li Yan sweated profusely: Grandma, you bastard, why are you making trouble for me?If you have this time, you might as well learn more English. Now you only know a few words, and the English of elementary school students is worse than you. (To be continued.)