Mengniang martial arts world
Chapter 445 Moe, the Great Demon in the Belly of the Mountain
(first update)
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I saw countless people rushing over to congratulate Zhengzheng Yujie, even the 32nd father-in-law of the Education Bureau came over to fawn on Zhengzhi Yujie, she was obviously very satisfied with this conspiracy, and she bowed to everyone with a red face, gentleman Full of air.
Li Yan shook his head helplessly, this guy is really speechless.He didn't bother to pay attention to Sister Zhengzhi Yu, and quickly walked to the crowd of Hengshan Sect, found Tian Boguang, the twisted girl, and said, "Let's go, let's dig a hole together, your hole is about to be dug through, right?"
The twisted girl said: "Of course, since I am known as Jiangyang Bandit, can the level of digging holes be worse? I have basically dug that hole to the position marked on your map."
Li Yan nodded and said: "It's really a labor of love for you, let's continue digging." The two left the bustling mountain top and walked down the mountain.
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In the dark mountainside, there is a vast karst cave, about the size of two basketball courts, surrounded by grotesque stalactites. At this time, the top ten gods and demons are in this cave.Relying on their incomparable strength, they fell into the cave unscathed, but they couldn't find a way out.
Looking up, one can only see a narrow and smooth hole, that hole is the hole where the ten great gods and demons slipped in, and it goes straight to the top of Chaoyang Peak, and the hole goes straight up, and it is so smooth that it is impossible for humans to climb , so it is impossible for the top ten gods and demons to climb out from above, they can only find another way out in the cave.
Fan Song, the Hercules, retreated from a small branch hole next to the cave, and sighed: "This hole is only a few feet away, and it ends, and I can't get out." Although she fell into this desperate situation, her momentum remained undiminished. , still so confident.
But Zhao He, the flying god and devil, is not as optimistic as she is. This charming and enchanting teacher Yujie is currently huddling in a small corner of the cave, drawing circles on the ground: "I hate dark caves... I can't fly in a place like this."
Fan Song said angrily: "Why do you look like you are dying? Get up for me and find a way out together."
Zhao He shook his head, and said with a flat mouth: "I can't get out...Since Zuo Lengchan dared to get us in here, it means there is no way out here at all. Otherwise, isn't she afraid of being retaliated by us after we go out?"
At this time, the golden monkey god demon Zhang Chengfeng and the white ape god demon Zhang Chengyun also retreated from the side hole, shook their heads and said, "Dead end, I can't get out."
Seeing this, Zhao He immediately yelled, "It's over, we can't get out...we're all dead. Huh...I haven't gotten married yet, I'm going to die, I'm so unwilling."
Fan Song said angrily: "Fantasy, marry, marry, marry all day long, I know why classmate Li Yan wants to play truant, you must have seduced him and scared him away."
Zhao He immediately shouted: "That's not true, Li Yan is the successor of the Sunflower Book that Dongfang girl pre-arranged, how dare I snatch it from Dongfang girl? I didn't seduce him... woo... I haven't had time to seduce him... I should have known." If I'm going to die here, I'll seduce him earlier, even if I can't grab a man with an oriental girl, I'll have a one-night stand with him to get rid of my status as an old maid."
Fan Song couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Hey, can you be a little bit frank in your speech? I'm a woman, so you should be more reserved."
Zhao He frowned, "My old lady is dying, so I'm so reserved." When she said this, she suddenly heard a creaking sound from the wall of the cave, as if something sharp was being scraped against the wall, so she turned her head away, upset Authentic: "Who is making noise next to my old lady when she is talking about life-long events?"
It turned out that the two sisters, Zhang Chengfeng and Zhang Chengyun, were scratching and drawing some villain figures on the wall.
Zhao He said: "What the hell are you guys doing? You're almost dead, and you still have the mood to write on the wall that you're here for a visit?"
Zhang Chengfeng said angrily: "Don't make noise, nymphomaniacs. My old lady is describing the ultimate move to break the sword technique of Wuyue Sword School. I want to engrave all the moves I have researched to break the sword technique here. Although we died here, this cave Maybe one day someone will dig it in from the outside, and the person who digs it up will learn the moves to break the Five Sacred Sword Sect and help us avenge it."
Zhao He shook his head: "It's a fart to engrave this, can you get married if you engrave it?"
Zhang Chengfeng rolled his eyes: "I don't want to get married as much as you do. Even if I'm lonely for the rest of my life, I won't beg for mercy from men."
Zhao He sneered and said, "Where did you spend the rest of your life? In a few days, you will starve to death here, a woman who can't catch the key points."
Zhang Chengfeng ignored her and only cared about drawing. Seeing this, several other great gods and demons also carved pictures of villains on the wall one after another, each school's moves and deciphering moves were on the wall one by one.
At this time Zhang Chengfeng suddenly found that his younger sister Zhang Chengyun did not join the ranks of engraving, but walked up to Zhao He and sat down, and sighed in a low voice: "Old Zhao, I am actually very sorry that I am not married... Alas, the two of us are sick and sympathetic."
Zhang Chengfeng was amazed, this younger sister had always thought the same as himself, she was the type who didn't care if she didn't marry, why did she suddenly become a member of Zhao He's group now?But she didn't know that Zhang Chengyun and Li Yan traveled to Fujian together, and some ambiguous things happened by accident on the way, and her mind had already loosened.
The so-called people who have never eaten crabs do not know how good crabs are, and women who have never been in contact with men do not know how good men are. Zhang Chengfeng is someone who has never been in contact with men, but Zhang Chengyun has already been in contact with them. The difference came out, and the ideology of the two sisters had gone fork in the road.
Zhao He patted Zhang Chengyun's shoulder lightly, and said in a low voice: "Old Zhang, I always thought you didn't care, but I didn't expect you to hate married women as much as I do. This time we are really stuck together. In the next life Let's be sisters again, but we must marry early in the next life, and don't fall into some dark pit and regret that we haven't married yet."
Zhang Chengyun hooked Zhao He's shoulders, and sighed: "Yeah, I haven't had sex with a man yet, and I don't even know what it's like, alas... although... my mother is cuddling and sleeping with a man." It's been a night, but it's a pity that I didn't make it to the last step."
"Cuddled with a man and slept all night?" Zhao He heard it enviously and enviously, how could such a good thing never happen to her?He said with a bit of taste: "Which man is so lucky? He was able to sleep with the famous white ape demon all night. It's strange that he couldn't help but not eat you? Is he a man, Zhang Chengyun, Don't make up your own pillow to become a man, that's boring."
Zhang Chengyun said angrily: "You're just thinking about the pillow. I was really hugging a man. I'm going to die anyway. I'm not afraid to say that the man is Li Yan."
"What?" Zhao He was shocked: "You...you actually shot Li Yan...you don't know that Dongfang girl ordered it?"
Zhang Chengyun said: "I only do things for the Oriental girl, so I have the opportunity..." So when Li Yan discovered her, he had to pretend to like Li Yan and told her about being his girlfriend, and then put her in the inn. Li Xie smoked the thing that forced him to go to bed, and also said it.
Hearing that envy and hatred, Zhao He wanted to throw Zhang Chengyun somewhere out of sight, but there was only such a big space in the cave, so he couldn't throw it away even if he wanted to, so he said sourly: "There are such good things, such things. Why isn’t it Zhao He’s turn for the mission?” After speaking, he sighed again: “Oh, it won’t be my turn in the future, after I die, I don’t know if classmate Li Yan will think of me, if he occasionally dreams Just dream about me."
Zhang Chengyun said in a low voice: "It's not good to be dreamed by a man. I heard that when a man dreams of a woman, it's often... Hey, nine out of ten are sex dreams... You will be placed as eighteen in his dream." It looks like...do you understand?"
Zhao He spread his hands and said, "It's better to be raped by him once in a dream than no one will want him in a lifetime, right?"
Fan Song next to him couldn't bear to hear it. Although she also hated married women, she was by no means such a nympho as Zhao He. She almost didn't even have the restraint of a woman. She is a bitch in heat, if a man jumps out right now, she will lick his toes immediately, how can this have the aura of the top ten gods and demons?
Fan Song said angrily: "I'm a nymphomaniac, I don't bother to talk to you, I figured it out, since there is no way out, I can dig a way out by myself."
"Dig? Which direction are you going to dig?" Zhao He snorted, "Maybe the more you dig, the deeper you sink."
Fan Song said angrily: "I might dig more and more shallow, it's just a gamble, get out of the way, don't hinder my wife from digging." She moved the twelve weights of Yugong to move away, and the big ax in her hand was facing to the side The stone wall slashed suddenly, and only a loud "boom" was heard, and a huge deep pit was sunken into the stone wall.
Fan Song said: "Did you see it? My wife digs holes very quickly."
Zhao He shook his head and said: "You still have plenty of skill now, so of course you can dig fast. After a few hours, your skill will be exhausted. I don't think you can dig."
Fan Song didn't bother to talk to her anymore, so he swung his big axe and dug in. Of course she didn't know that the direction she was digging was towards Siguo Cliff. It was her fate that she died of exhaustion while digging through it. If there were no accidents, this would be her destination.
Zhao He shook his head and said, "This girl with big breasts and strange strength only knows how to use brute force, alas, I'm afraid her head is full of muscles too. Just ignore her, Lao Zhang, let's continue talking..."
Zhang Chengyun nodded: "I really miss Li Yan."
Zhao He said: "I miss him too... If... I mean, if God suddenly arranges for him to fall from the hole above and land beside me, I will push him backwards first regardless of everything else. The girl blames me for robbing her man, and I don't care."
Zhang Chengyun nodded and said, "I think so too..."
As soon as the two of them said this, they suddenly heard the sound of wind whistling overhead, another person really fell down from the cave, and fell right beside Zhao He. (To be continued.)
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I saw countless people rushing over to congratulate Zhengzheng Yujie, even the 32nd father-in-law of the Education Bureau came over to fawn on Zhengzhi Yujie, she was obviously very satisfied with this conspiracy, and she bowed to everyone with a red face, gentleman Full of air.
Li Yan shook his head helplessly, this guy is really speechless.He didn't bother to pay attention to Sister Zhengzhi Yu, and quickly walked to the crowd of Hengshan Sect, found Tian Boguang, the twisted girl, and said, "Let's go, let's dig a hole together, your hole is about to be dug through, right?"
The twisted girl said: "Of course, since I am known as Jiangyang Bandit, can the level of digging holes be worse? I have basically dug that hole to the position marked on your map."
Li Yan nodded and said: "It's really a labor of love for you, let's continue digging." The two left the bustling mountain top and walked down the mountain.
---------------
In the dark mountainside, there is a vast karst cave, about the size of two basketball courts, surrounded by grotesque stalactites. At this time, the top ten gods and demons are in this cave.Relying on their incomparable strength, they fell into the cave unscathed, but they couldn't find a way out.
Looking up, one can only see a narrow and smooth hole, that hole is the hole where the ten great gods and demons slipped in, and it goes straight to the top of Chaoyang Peak, and the hole goes straight up, and it is so smooth that it is impossible for humans to climb , so it is impossible for the top ten gods and demons to climb out from above, they can only find another way out in the cave.
Fan Song, the Hercules, retreated from a small branch hole next to the cave, and sighed: "This hole is only a few feet away, and it ends, and I can't get out." Although she fell into this desperate situation, her momentum remained undiminished. , still so confident.
But Zhao He, the flying god and devil, is not as optimistic as she is. This charming and enchanting teacher Yujie is currently huddling in a small corner of the cave, drawing circles on the ground: "I hate dark caves... I can't fly in a place like this."
Fan Song said angrily: "Why do you look like you are dying? Get up for me and find a way out together."
Zhao He shook his head, and said with a flat mouth: "I can't get out...Since Zuo Lengchan dared to get us in here, it means there is no way out here at all. Otherwise, isn't she afraid of being retaliated by us after we go out?"
At this time, the golden monkey god demon Zhang Chengfeng and the white ape god demon Zhang Chengyun also retreated from the side hole, shook their heads and said, "Dead end, I can't get out."
Seeing this, Zhao He immediately yelled, "It's over, we can't get out...we're all dead. Huh...I haven't gotten married yet, I'm going to die, I'm so unwilling."
Fan Song said angrily: "Fantasy, marry, marry, marry all day long, I know why classmate Li Yan wants to play truant, you must have seduced him and scared him away."
Zhao He immediately shouted: "That's not true, Li Yan is the successor of the Sunflower Book that Dongfang girl pre-arranged, how dare I snatch it from Dongfang girl? I didn't seduce him... woo... I haven't had time to seduce him... I should have known." If I'm going to die here, I'll seduce him earlier, even if I can't grab a man with an oriental girl, I'll have a one-night stand with him to get rid of my status as an old maid."
Fan Song couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Hey, can you be a little bit frank in your speech? I'm a woman, so you should be more reserved."
Zhao He frowned, "My old lady is dying, so I'm so reserved." When she said this, she suddenly heard a creaking sound from the wall of the cave, as if something sharp was being scraped against the wall, so she turned her head away, upset Authentic: "Who is making noise next to my old lady when she is talking about life-long events?"
It turned out that the two sisters, Zhang Chengfeng and Zhang Chengyun, were scratching and drawing some villain figures on the wall.
Zhao He said: "What the hell are you guys doing? You're almost dead, and you still have the mood to write on the wall that you're here for a visit?"
Zhang Chengfeng said angrily: "Don't make noise, nymphomaniacs. My old lady is describing the ultimate move to break the sword technique of Wuyue Sword School. I want to engrave all the moves I have researched to break the sword technique here. Although we died here, this cave Maybe one day someone will dig it in from the outside, and the person who digs it up will learn the moves to break the Five Sacred Sword Sect and help us avenge it."
Zhao He shook his head: "It's a fart to engrave this, can you get married if you engrave it?"
Zhang Chengfeng rolled his eyes: "I don't want to get married as much as you do. Even if I'm lonely for the rest of my life, I won't beg for mercy from men."
Zhao He sneered and said, "Where did you spend the rest of your life? In a few days, you will starve to death here, a woman who can't catch the key points."
Zhang Chengfeng ignored her and only cared about drawing. Seeing this, several other great gods and demons also carved pictures of villains on the wall one after another, each school's moves and deciphering moves were on the wall one by one.
At this time Zhang Chengfeng suddenly found that his younger sister Zhang Chengyun did not join the ranks of engraving, but walked up to Zhao He and sat down, and sighed in a low voice: "Old Zhao, I am actually very sorry that I am not married... Alas, the two of us are sick and sympathetic."
Zhang Chengfeng was amazed, this younger sister had always thought the same as himself, she was the type who didn't care if she didn't marry, why did she suddenly become a member of Zhao He's group now?But she didn't know that Zhang Chengyun and Li Yan traveled to Fujian together, and some ambiguous things happened by accident on the way, and her mind had already loosened.
The so-called people who have never eaten crabs do not know how good crabs are, and women who have never been in contact with men do not know how good men are. Zhang Chengfeng is someone who has never been in contact with men, but Zhang Chengyun has already been in contact with them. The difference came out, and the ideology of the two sisters had gone fork in the road.
Zhao He patted Zhang Chengyun's shoulder lightly, and said in a low voice: "Old Zhang, I always thought you didn't care, but I didn't expect you to hate married women as much as I do. This time we are really stuck together. In the next life Let's be sisters again, but we must marry early in the next life, and don't fall into some dark pit and regret that we haven't married yet."
Zhang Chengyun hooked Zhao He's shoulders, and sighed: "Yeah, I haven't had sex with a man yet, and I don't even know what it's like, alas... although... my mother is cuddling and sleeping with a man." It's been a night, but it's a pity that I didn't make it to the last step."
"Cuddled with a man and slept all night?" Zhao He heard it enviously and enviously, how could such a good thing never happen to her?He said with a bit of taste: "Which man is so lucky? He was able to sleep with the famous white ape demon all night. It's strange that he couldn't help but not eat you? Is he a man, Zhang Chengyun, Don't make up your own pillow to become a man, that's boring."
Zhang Chengyun said angrily: "You're just thinking about the pillow. I was really hugging a man. I'm going to die anyway. I'm not afraid to say that the man is Li Yan."
"What?" Zhao He was shocked: "You...you actually shot Li Yan...you don't know that Dongfang girl ordered it?"
Zhang Chengyun said: "I only do things for the Oriental girl, so I have the opportunity..." So when Li Yan discovered her, he had to pretend to like Li Yan and told her about being his girlfriend, and then put her in the inn. Li Xie smoked the thing that forced him to go to bed, and also said it.
Hearing that envy and hatred, Zhao He wanted to throw Zhang Chengyun somewhere out of sight, but there was only such a big space in the cave, so he couldn't throw it away even if he wanted to, so he said sourly: "There are such good things, such things. Why isn’t it Zhao He’s turn for the mission?” After speaking, he sighed again: “Oh, it won’t be my turn in the future, after I die, I don’t know if classmate Li Yan will think of me, if he occasionally dreams Just dream about me."
Zhang Chengyun said in a low voice: "It's not good to be dreamed by a man. I heard that when a man dreams of a woman, it's often... Hey, nine out of ten are sex dreams... You will be placed as eighteen in his dream." It looks like...do you understand?"
Zhao He spread his hands and said, "It's better to be raped by him once in a dream than no one will want him in a lifetime, right?"
Fan Song next to him couldn't bear to hear it. Although she also hated married women, she was by no means such a nympho as Zhao He. She almost didn't even have the restraint of a woman. She is a bitch in heat, if a man jumps out right now, she will lick his toes immediately, how can this have the aura of the top ten gods and demons?
Fan Song said angrily: "I'm a nymphomaniac, I don't bother to talk to you, I figured it out, since there is no way out, I can dig a way out by myself."
"Dig? Which direction are you going to dig?" Zhao He snorted, "Maybe the more you dig, the deeper you sink."
Fan Song said angrily: "I might dig more and more shallow, it's just a gamble, get out of the way, don't hinder my wife from digging." She moved the twelve weights of Yugong to move away, and the big ax in her hand was facing to the side The stone wall slashed suddenly, and only a loud "boom" was heard, and a huge deep pit was sunken into the stone wall.
Fan Song said: "Did you see it? My wife digs holes very quickly."
Zhao He shook his head and said: "You still have plenty of skill now, so of course you can dig fast. After a few hours, your skill will be exhausted. I don't think you can dig."
Fan Song didn't bother to talk to her anymore, so he swung his big axe and dug in. Of course she didn't know that the direction she was digging was towards Siguo Cliff. It was her fate that she died of exhaustion while digging through it. If there were no accidents, this would be her destination.
Zhao He shook his head and said, "This girl with big breasts and strange strength only knows how to use brute force, alas, I'm afraid her head is full of muscles too. Just ignore her, Lao Zhang, let's continue talking..."
Zhang Chengyun nodded: "I really miss Li Yan."
Zhao He said: "I miss him too... If... I mean, if God suddenly arranges for him to fall from the hole above and land beside me, I will push him backwards first regardless of everything else. The girl blames me for robbing her man, and I don't care."
Zhang Chengyun nodded and said, "I think so too..."
As soon as the two of them said this, they suddenly heard the sound of wind whistling overhead, another person really fell down from the cave, and fell right beside Zhao He. (To be continued.)
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