Mengniang martial arts world

the second

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Li Yan was sweating profusely, and hurriedly said: "I'll take my leave first, you play slowly in the cellar."

"No go!" Sister Hei Changzhi said anxiously: "I'm so boring shutting up in the cellar by myself, you stay and chat with me."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "I'll save your size. If I talk to you too much, I will be affected by you. If I speak half English and half Chinese, I will be completely finished. I will be regarded as crazy. I will not be able to chat with a dumb person." I can't chat with you."

"Then you can teach him English." Hei Changzhi Yujie acted coquettishly, she reached out and grabbed Li Yan's sleeve, swayed from side to side, and said cutely like a little girl: "Teach me... ...Teach...well..."

Li Yanpu sweated profusely: "It's not impossible, but I want to ask how far you have learned in English."

Sister Hei Changzhi was overjoyed: "Master, please just ask."

Li Yan said: "The 26 English letters should be memorized by heart, right?"

Sister Hei Changzhi nodded sharply: "I know it by heart!"

Li Yan asked again: "How many words have you learned?"

Sister Hei Changzhi stretched out her fingers, pulled and pulled, and after counting for a while, said: "About...uh... there are fifty or sixty, such as you, me, work, fly, apple, etc. Wow , Actually, I know a lot. You taught me a few words last time, and I memorized them by rote."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "You are so big, isn't this the level that elementary school students are not as good as?"

Sister Hei Changzhi said pitifully: "I can't help it, I have never had a professional teacher, but a few years ago, when I was traveling along the coast of Fujian, I learned some English from a foreigner couple who came to Song Dynasty to travel. , are the spoken language they usually use the most, and they haven’t learned anything deeper.”

Speaking of this, she suddenly said mysteriously: "By the way, I heard a few words from their couple, so I asked what those words meant, but they refused to teach me. You can teach me?" Is it?"

Li Yandao: "Since I promised to teach you, of course I will teach you. Let me listen to what words you say. As long as they are not too difficult technical terms, I can usually translate them."

Sister Hei Changzhi was overjoyed and said, "Then I'll ask... the first word, what does sex mean?"

"Pfft!" Li Yan spat out a mouthful of old blood.

"Why are you vomiting blood? Quickly teach me, you just promised to teach me." Sister Hei Changzhi pouted.

Li Yan wiped off his sweat: "This...ahem...it's some kind of exercise, um, it's a kind of exercise."

Sister Hei Changzhi asked curiously: "Is it a kind of exercise? I also heard that the two of them said that they want oral_** at night. Is this an attributive added before exercise? What does that mean?"

"Pfft!" Li Yan spat blood two feet high, oral_**?God, this foreigner couple actually said this in front of Sister Hei Changzhi Yu... Oh, by the way, they bullied Sister Hei Changzhi Yu who couldn't understand, so they brought up such a private matter.

Sister Hei Changzhi shook Li Yan's hand and said, "Teach me quickly, what does this word mean?"

Li Yan was sweating profusely: "This word...cough...is not very elegant. It is best not to learn it for a pure girl with yellow flowers."

Sister Hei Changzhi pursed her lips and said, "Academic questions, don't cover them up."

Li Yan said: "It's really inconvenient to say."

Sister Hei Changzhi Yu said unyieldingly: "I promised to teach you, but what you say doesn't count, it can't do it, teach me quickly."

Li Yan was forced to have no way out, so he had no choice but to succumb to his heart, and said to himself: You forced me to say this. I didn't mean to harass my sister by saying such indecent words.So bit the bullet and said: "Oral_** means using your mouth...to serve the other party, cough..."

I thought that saying this would make Sister Hei Changzhi Yu hide a few meters away in shame, but she didn't expect her face to remain unchanged and said: "It's the one discussed by the top ten gods and demons in the cave in the belly of the mountain. Pull out all my teeth. Then let you bully me's mouth, that **** thing?"

Li Yanhan said: "Hey... don't keep this kind of thing in your heart, it will become a climax, forget about it quickly. Besides, ordinary people don't need to pull out their teeth for their oral climax."

Sister Hei Changzhi Yu nodded and said: "I'm not remembering that kind of thing, I just want to learn English, in order to gain a deeper understanding of the knowledge of English, even if it's such a dirty word, I will really remember it. Actually, keep it in your heart. By the way, why don’t ordinary people pull their teeth? Will they not be bitten?”

Li Yanhan said: "Well...cough...Of course you won't be bitten. At times like this, women usually try their best to...cough, why did I tell you about this? I fainted."

Sister Hei Changzhi tilted her head and thought about how to avoid biting people during oral_***, while thinking, Xiaozui made a *movement, and sighed: "It's so difficult... Can't imagine how not to bite."

"Damn it, don't think about such a thing." Li Yan's sweat profusely: "Can we stop mentioning oral_**? Can we use another word?"

Sister Hei Changzhi Yu nodded and said: "Well, I just want to learn words, but I don't have to study the specific actions. What does the next word, anal_** mean? The Western couple said that at night not only to oral_**, and anal_**, I asked them what they meant, but they refused to say anything.”

"Pfft!" Li Yan spat out a mouthful of blood that reddened the entire wall, anal_**?God!I have never tried such a high-end and high-grade thing. This Westerner is really serious.Damn, I'm a little jealous, how can I break it?

Sister Hei Changzhi Yu said: "Hey, why are you fucking again? Don't patronize me, answer me quickly, what does this word mean."

Li Yan said with a serious face: "This word, good children with restraint must not learn it, please miss it, please give up, please don't ask the bottom line."

Sister Hei Changzhi Yu seriously said: "No, academic questions need to get to the bottom of the matter in order to learn the most difficult knowledge. If you only understand the superficial knowledge without having the heart to pursue all the details, you will not be able to learn a subject well. Take Let’s talk about learning martial arts, if you don’t have a thorough understanding of every move, every style and every change, how can you use this martial arts well? Me ranks first in the Wuyue Sword School, and it is also because of me’s meticulous style of pursuing all the details. Me thinks that learning English is the same as learning martial arts, no matter how small the problem is, you have to get to the bottom of it to become a master of English.”

Li Yan smiled bitterly: "A master-level English master would not specialize in learning something like anal_**."

Sister Hei Changzhi Yu said: "Isn't it? In my eyes, you are a master-level englsih master. You clearly know the meaning of anal_**. If me wants to catch up to your level, you must master as much as you Words will do."

Li Yan was about to cry: "You don't have to be the same as me. The way I learned this word was not when I learned English in a serious way, but when I stayed at home and used the computer to watch websites that I shouldn't read." Learned... this kind of word doesn't matter if you don't learn it."

"Stay at home? Look at the website?" Sister Hei Changzhi Yu asked curiously: "You seem to be speaking Chinese, but why me don't understand the meaning at all? Is it some kind of magical Western dialect? Is it Portuguese or Spanish? language?"

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Are you curious about whether the baby will succeed? You have to ask anything? If you don't ask a few questions, you will die?"

Sister Hei Changzhi said seriously: "You can't ask less...students must ask the master more questions in order to learn more. Well, let's not learn Portuguese and Spanish for now, you still teach me anal_* * mean."

Li Yan's sweat fell off in eight petals.

Sister Hei Changzhi stared at him with big eyes and refused to admit defeat. Looking at her posture, if Li Yan didn't explain the meaning of this word clearly, he wouldn't want to leave today.

Li Yan had no choice but to say with a bitter face: "Okay, then I'll say it. If you feel uncomfortable after listening, please don't blame me. You insisted on listening." He coughed and said with difficulty: "anal_* The meaning of * is to use...cough...to use the back...that is the place...uh...uh..."

"Where is the back? Make it clear, the back of the head is also the back, the back is also the back, and the heels are also the back. Don't be vague, academic questions, speak out boldly." Sister Hei Changzhi looked indifferent.

Li Yan shouted: "It's Chrysanthemum! Chrysanthemum! The one who makes Chrysanthemum serve men... is called anal_**!"

"What?" Sister Hei Changzhi Yu was taken aback, she took three steps back, tripped over a table leg, and fell to the ground with a thud.After falling to the ground, he rolled back two more times, then supported the ground with his hands, and retreated continuously until he reached the edge of the wall. The back of his head hit the wall with a "bump" sound, and then he stopped, and exclaimed : "Oh my god, Li Yan...you...you... are so fucked."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Hey, why did you become my wife? Obviously you insisted on me to say it."

Sister Hei Changzhi shook her head violently and said: "This must be a random translation, this kind of thing is impossible... I can understand it with my mouth. The mouth is a place to eat, clean and soft, but... Chrysanthemum... ...chrysanthemum... that's the place to poop, how dirty, how could it be used for such a thing?"

Li Yan couldn't laugh or cry and said: "It's fine if you wash it clean."

Sister Hei Changzhi sweated and said, "What kind of washing method?"

Li Yan spread his hands and said, "Pour water in..."

"Pfft!" Sister Hei Changzhi spat out blood: "Li Yan, I misread you, I always thought you were an upright man, but I didn't expect you to be so sexual, it's simply extraordinary... Woo... It's scary... I don't want to talk to you anymore, you go out quickly..."

Li Yan said helplessly: "Do you think I want to talk to you? I'm leaving now! Huh!" He turned around and walked out. When he reached the door, when he was about to step out with one foot, Miss Hei Changzhi suddenly He asked again: "Chrysanthemum...chrysanthemum...chrysanthemum...it's so small, it's impossible to hold it...a man...that's absolutely impossible, you must be lying to me, right?"

Li Yan replied without looking back: "Put it away with all your strength..."

"Ah!" Hei Changzhi Yujie's exclamation came from behind him, Li Yan turned his head to see that she had fainted from fright. (To be continued.)