Mengniang martial arts world

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Li Yan sweated profusely: "I didn't touch your chest, nor did I touch your butt!"

The braided girl shook her head: "Do you think my mother will believe your obvious lie? Have you forgotten where my mother grew up? Don't you know what a man's surname is? Huh! Men are all silver A lowly, shameless person, once in the same room with a woman alone, men and widows, will do any dirty tricks. Tell me honestly, where did you touch my old lady last night. "

Li Yan shook his head: "I haven't touched anywhere."

The braided girl was furious: "This sentence is a lie. Didn't you recite my old lady? Then you have to touch a certain part of my old lady's body to recite it? Otherwise, how would you recite it?"

Li Yan thought, this is true. When I carried her back last night, I carried her back with both hands, so I had to honestly say: "Okay, when I carried you, I supported your legs with both hands." nest……"

The braided girl immediately said: "My mother's leg sockets are 500 taels of silver once, and you touch the leg sockets of both legs, I will give you a discount, counting you as 1000 taels, now I only owe you 4000 taels gone."

Li Yan was dizzy and confused by this sentence. After a while, he couldn't figure out what he should complain about, so he complained in order: "Don't you hate Lichun Yuan the most? Now you actually put yourself at a price Sell, do you think this is Lichunyuan? Besides, your leg sockets can be worth 500 taels once? Do you think your leg sockets are gold or jade? Also, two times five hundred is 1000 taels, you give What the hell am I doing?"

The braided girl blushed slightly, it seemed that she also had a sense of shame, but the shame could only make her blush slightly, and she couldn't even make her bow her head.She said helplessly: "What can I do? I won 5000 taels with a bet by you kid. I dare not say that I have other advantages, but the gambling is the best. I must pay you the money... ...But my mother has no money to pay, alas... let's not talk nonsense, let's continue to settle the score... Where else did you touch my mother? Be honest!"

After touching the hollow of the leg twice, it is 1000 taels, dare I say it?Li Yan sweated profusely: "I definitely never touched other places again."

The braided girl snorted, "When you put the old lady on the bed from her back, what movements did you use?"

Li Yan knew it was going to be bad as soon as he heard it, so he said with a bitter face: "I let go of one hand, supported your back, and put you down gently... This is for your own good, so that you don't put down the bed too quickly. You're in a little pain."

The braided girl snorted and said, "That means touching my mother's back? My mother's back has never been touched by a man, but it's worth 1000 taels...I'm still going to give you 3000 taels."

Li Yan was annoyed and funny when he heard it. In fact, he hadn't really thought about asking the braided girl to ask for the 5000 taels of silver. What's more, he heard her dream talk last night. In the dream, she said that she wanted to make money to redeem her mother or something. , I already felt pity for her, and I wanted to tell her that she didn't need to lose money after she woke up, and the 300 taels of principal could also be given to her.I didn't expect this guy to be so careless as soon as he woke up, and he would care about his leg sockets and back with him.

Li Yan laughed secretly in his heart, he was not in a hurry to say what he wanted to say, but wanted to see what monsters she could make.

The braided girl said again: "Who covered the quilt on my old lady?"

Li Yan said: "Of course I built it!"

The braided girl snorted and said, "Your hand touched the quilt, and the quilt touched my mother. This is called indirect touching. The quilt covers my whole body. Now the indirect touching is too strong. Touch it all over, it's not cheap for you, but the indirect touch and the direct touch can't be valued at the same price..." She thought for a long time, then clapped her hands: "Forget you 3000 taels, then I only owe you 1 taels."

Li Yan said with a smile: "You do the math, you go ahead and do the math, I'll see how you can take away the 1 taels."

The remaining 1 taels is really not good. The braided girl held her head and began to think hard. How can I solve the problem?She thought about it, thought about it, thought about it, thought it over and over again, but couldn't find an idea that could be used to talk about it, what should I do?

Li Yan said: "You took all the bets made by the seniors. You should have made a lot of money, right? Why don't you take the money and pay me back?"

The braided girl shook her head with a sullen face and said, "These poor ghosts either bet one or three taels of silver, and some even bet five copper coins. Adding up all their bets, it was less than 1000 taels... For the 300 taels you bet on, I only have 300 taels of silver, where can I get another 700 taels to pay for... woo... It’s over, my wife’s gambling products will not be guaranteed."

Li Yan thought to himself: Just touch the hollow of your leg and count me 500 taels. Even if you really keep your gambling product, you can't keep your character. You are simply a blackmailer.But... It seems that Wei Xiaobao in "The Deer and Ding Tale" is a blackmailer, and this does not wrong him.

Li Yan couldn't help but joked: "Since I want to keep my bet and pay me the money so much, I have a compromise plan."

The braided girl was overjoyed: "What plan? Tell me! What do you want me to do for you?"

Li Yan smiled and said, "It costs 500 taels to touch the hollow of the leg, and 1000 taels to touch the back. If I want to touch your breasts, how much tael do you offer?"

The braided girl's complexion changed drastically, she shielded her chest with both hands, and flinched back: "This... this is not for sale."

Li Yan's eyes turned to her thigh again: "How much is this asking price?"

The braided girl covered her legs with both hands: "This is not for sale either."

Li Yan hummed: "Then follow the rules of Lichun Courtyard. In Lichun Courtyard, how many nights can someone sleep with 1 taels of silver?"

The braided girl broke out in a cold sweat: "My old lady has been rescued from the Lichun Courtyard by the hero Mao Shiba. If you don't abide by the rules of the Lichun Courtyard, you don't want my old lady to sleep with you."

Li Yan snorted, "That means not repaying the gambling debt, not keeping the gambling product?"

The braided girl said anxiously: "You must guard the gambling!"

Li Yan said: "Then stretch out your chest and thighs and let me touch them."

The braided girl said anxiously again: "I won't touch this one."

"Then sleep with me!"

"Don't accompany!"

"Then pay back!"

"Not yet!"

"Then touch it!"

"I can't give it!"

Li Yan snorted and said, "Don't be so self-willed, okay? Tomorrow I'll put up a big-character poster on the school square, saying that you, Wei Xiaobao, are a bad gambler, and you won't be compensated if you lose, and no one will ever talk to you again." You bet."

The braided girl was so anxious that she was about to cry: "You can't do this, my old lady owes it, can't you still owe it?"

Seeing her panic and fear, the corners of her eyes seemed to be stained with tears, Li Yan's heart softened, and he couldn't bear to torture her any longer, so he calmed down and said softly: "Okay, don't cry! I don't want you to lose money I was joking with you just now."

"Spicy mother, are you kidding me?" The braided girl rolled her eyes twice quickly, she didn't believe that Li Yan was joking, she thought to herself: This man must be retreating, trying to stabilize me first, In the future, you will pretend to be a good person to coax me into bed, hmph...you underestimate me, Wei Xiaobao, my mother has seen more bad men than ants, how can your little trick work on me?But right now... I'll just pretend to be tricked by you, and get rid of the gambling debt first.

In fact, Li Yan really felt pity for her, and never thought of asking her to pay back the money, but she didn't believe it. This was also a helpless thing, because Wei Xiaobao grew up in a college, rarely saw the true feelings in the world, and lived for more than ten years. At my age, I have never met a good man, and all I have seen are those lecherous customers who come and go from the journal, so my view of men is a bit distorted.

After turning her little eyeballs a few times, she hummed and said, "Since it's a joke, that's fine...then I won't owe you any money, I'll take a step ahead... By the way, I told you about the inspection last time." There are still more than ten days left for the matter of Aobai Mansion, don't forget." She slipped off the bed, fixed her eyes on Li Yan, and moved every step as if she was afraid that he would jump up and insult her. Walking to the door quickly, seeing that Li Yan was standing still, he quickly opened the door and fled out.

As soon as he rushed out the door, he felt his forehead hit something soft.The braided girl looked up, and it turned out that she had bumped into the chest of the ponytailed girl Qiao Feng.

Why is the ponytail girl at Li Yan's door?The reason is that she knows that Li Yan has the habit of practicing light kung fu and swordsmanship in the morning, so she occasionally invites Li Yan to practice kung fu in the grove. Braided girl jumped out of Li Yan's house and bumped her head on the chest.

This early in the morning, before dawn, a girl actually came out of Li Yan's house, the ponytailed girl was really shocked.She recognized it after taking a closer look. This is the one from last time. She said that Li Yan had seen the girl who touched her breasts. She had a thought in her heart and thought to herself: It turns out that they have already spent the night in the same room. up.

The girl with the ponytail felt a panic in her heart, as well as a faint tingling pain.But she immediately comforted herself and said: I am a Khitan, and being able to be friends with him is a blessing in my previous life. Don't think too much... It is the best thing for him to have a Han couple, so what about him? Maybe they can see the Khitan people.

Then she thought again and said: No, I came to knock on Li Yan's door before dawn, and was caught by his girlfriend. If this made her jealous and the two of them quarreled, wouldn't I be successful? sinner?

The girl with the ponytail stretched out her hand to support the girl with the twisted braid, and then quickly explained: "You... don't worry, Li Yan and I are just ordinary friends, not close friends, I just want to invite him together Those who practice martial arts in the morning absolutely have no further ideas, please don't get me wrong, don't leave him just because of me."

The braided girl was at a loss: "What?"

Regardless of whether the braided girl understood or not, the ponytailed girl pushed the braided girl back into Li Yan's room with a little force, and said, "Don't quarrel with him, talk to him. "Then he blocked the door and closed it with a bang, then turned around and ran away.

The braided girl just ran out of Li Yan's room, but she was pushed back by someone in a blink of an eye, completely confused about the situation, she turned her head to look at Li Yan, and asked, "What is that woman doing?"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly realized that Li Yan was not wearing any clothes, the most important thing is that he wasn't even wearing calf shorts...

This time the braided girl was startled, and screamed, "You... what are you going to do? Rogue, shameless, obscene, slutty, heavenly punishment..."

With a gloomy expression on Li Yan's face, he stretched out his hand to cover his vital position, and said with a wry smile, "I saw you left, and I was planning to change into my clothes and go out for morning exercises. Why are you back?"