Mengniang martial arts world

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But I heard Miss Hei Changzhi humming: "You think there is a difference, but me thinks there is no difference. Isn't attacking the enemy from behind also called Baoju? Anal_** is also Baoju! The nature is exactly the same."

The audience immediately understood her explanation. So what does anal_** mean?Several girls gasped at the same time, and the free and easy girl took two steps back and said in a trembling voice, "Isn't it? Li Yan, how about this?"

The skinny girl also clutched her heart and took two steps back, and said with trepidation: "Well... the first time I and you hope to be normal, don't use such a strange way."

The four heroes were also taken aback. They looked at Li Yan with envy and envy, and thought: We also want to play this kind of game with girls, but we can't find them because we are single.

The most calm ones are the three soldiers of the Yue Family Army. The leader, Wang Jiujiu, smiled calmly and said, "What's so strange about this? There are many such things in the army. Soldiers must not bend down to pick them up when they take a bath." Soap, otherwise...you will definitely be raped."

Everyone sweated profusely and looked over, and asked in surprise, "Have you ever picked up soap?"

Wang Jiujiu hummed and said with a smile: "Brother never picks up soap, he always stares to see if others are picking it up."

Hearing what he said, everyone's expressions changed drastically, and they quickly moved away from him.

At this time, the old lady couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "Stop talking, you children, there is nothing to stop you from speaking, the more you talk, the worse it sounds, those chrysanthemums, behind the back, picking up soap and so on How can you say it without blushing? Grab the key points and get back to the topic."

Everyone blushed slightly, saying this in front of the elders was indeed impolite.

The old lady said: "Isn't it just a discussion about attacking the enemy from behind? I think there is nothing wrong with attacking the enemy from behind. Li Shaoxia is too rigid in formality! Since ancient times, soldiers have never tire of deceit in fighting, and they have used every means to kill the opponent. How can there be anything upright and sinister?"

She pointed to Sister Hei Changzhi Yu and said: "This kid's suggestion just now is very good. Pretend to be the enemy's leader and attack and kill the enemy's general. To be a general, you must be a general who is good at using tricks."

Sister Hei Changzhi Yu was overjoyed, she clapped her hands and laughed, "The old madam really knows heroes!"

The old lady was stunned: "What is this child talking about? What does he know about 'Hei Ruo'?"

Sister Hei Changzhi laughed and said, "Don't you understand? This is a Western dialect. It can't be pronounced as Hei Ruo, but hero, which means hero."

The corner of the old lady's mouth twitched twice, she seemed to want to slap her very much, but in the end she forced herself to hold back, shaking her head and said: "This child is hopeless, if you issue orders in this way on the battlefield, the soldiers will not be able to Played to death by you? Let me correct what I just said, you will never be a general."

Sister Hei Changzhi Yu didn't care if she could be a general or not, she smiled at Li Yan and said, "Did you see? The old lady agrees with me's battle plan."

As if she had grabbed hold of the savior, she hugged the old lady's leg and shouted: "Old lady, you are here to judge. Last time, ten very powerful and vicious enemies came to deal with me. I couldn't beat them head-on. In order to protect myself, me dug a big trap and put ten of them into the pit. As a result... Li Shaoxia, Li Xiaoying, and Li Weiguang came to the door, bullied me, and scolded me She is a vicious and vicious woman who sealed me's Qihai acupoint and locked me in the cellar to torture and humiliate me wantonly... woo...and said that if I don't correct myself, I won't release my martial arts restriction."

When the old lady heard this, she immediately became unhappy: "Little hero, you are making a fuss over a molehill, isn't it? Isn't it a normal way to dig holes and trap people? When my son Yue Fei was dealing with Jin Bing, he once dug Go down to the big pit, let their cavalry fall into the pit, and then stab into the pit with spears, slaughtering all the golden soldiers in the pit. How can this girl succeed in fighting ten enemies by herself? ? Did she do anything right? How can you say that she is sinister and vicious, and still arrest her and lock her up in the cellar?"

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Old lady, the surnames are different. Marshal Yue is fighting wars, fighting desperately with the enemy. This guy is plotting and harming people in an upright martial arts arena. We can't treat him as the same."

As soon as he finished speaking, Miss Hei Changzhi clapped her hands loudly, and said with a big laugh, "Okay, let's talk about Li Shaoxia, are we now fighting with Twelve Lianhuanwu in a fair and square manner, or are we fighting?"

Li Yan was at a loss for words, and after thinking about it, it was indeed his fault this time. It was obviously a life-and-death struggle, and there really should be no more emphasis on integrity. The Twelve Links are not good people, and this is not a martial arts arena. , I really don't need to pay attention to the rules, I seem to be a little cornered.

"Well, I was wrong this time." Li Yan said frankly.

The old lady raised her finger at him: "Admitting mistakes is more difficult than being stubborn. A person who has the courage to admit mistakes is commendable. The little hero is pretty good at this!"

Li Yan said: "In this case, please leave the old lady and the two girls who can't use martial arts, and the three soldiers will protect them. The skinny girl and I and four other heroes will pretend to be people from Twelve Links. Participate in the siege of Huafang, and look for opportunities to kill Wujian." He is not a person who likes ink marks, and since he admits his mistake, he must take action immediately.

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The arrival of the Five Swords greatly boosted the morale of the minions in the Twelve Chain Docks. Soon, the bosses of each ship began to assign tasks and arrange formations. Dozens of small boats used to follow far behind the boat. They accelerated together and outflanked the past.A large area of ​​boats spread out on the river, which seemed like a water fight.

The member on the boat immediately became nervous, ran to the stern, and shouted at Xiao Qiushui and the other four girls who were playing mahjong: "Heroines, something is wrong, the enemy is coming again."

Xiao Qiushui and the other four of course saw that the enemy was about to attack. In fact, although they were playing mahjong, their eyes were still fixed on the Twelve Links on the river, so that they were not very flexible in playing cards.The few of them looked like they were highly skilled and bold, and they didn't pay attention to the people in Twelve Links, but they were actually very nervous.

The four girls are not sluts, they all belong to the kind of young girls who are new to the rivers and lakes. The experience in the rivers and lakes, the combat experience, etc. are not very high. Although they are not necessarily afraid of powerful enemies, they are very nervous. They are afraid that if they fail to be heroes, they will be killed by bad guys instead, so they are very uneasy.

Of course, none of the four were willing to show weakness, and they were unwilling to show their uneasiness.

Are you kidding me, they are heroines, here come the heroines!How can you be nervous?How can you be afraid?How could it be uneasy?

Xiao Qiushui was the eldest of the four, and she couldn't be timid in the slightest. She snorted and said, "Outsider, what's your name? Of course we saw the enemy coming, but these enemies are like chicken tiles in our eyes." Dog, it’s not worth mentioning, just organize your servants to guard the yard, guard the ship, and don’t let the enemy’s minions attack, and the enemy’s leader will be handed over to us to deal with it.”

Hearing what she said, the waiter felt a little relieved, and thought to himself: "These four heroines look very powerful, they should be reliable." Every important position is guarded, ready to deal with the little ones.

Xiao Qiushui turned around and said to the three righteous sisters: "We are going to fight too, put away the mahjong."

Tang Rou was the weakest of the four girls, and she said pitifully, "Boss, this battle seems to be very difficult. I heard that the martial arts of the five swords is much higher than that of the four sticks. The four sticks are a little bit stronger, and they are probably not the opponent of the five swords. And the number of people is one less than the opponent, which can be said to be a situation of death and life."

Xiao Qiushui said: "We want to be heroes, how can we be afraid of this? Don't be afraid, justice will never fail."

Tang Rou said pitifully: "I often see justice defeated..."

Xiao Qiushui: "..."

Zuoqiu Chaoran hurriedly interjected: "Don't be such a good-for-nothing, fourth brother, look, the boss has been shaken by your words, how can you be like this?"

Xiao Qiushui glanced at her, and hummed: "Who says I'm shaken? I'm not afraid of mere five swords. Cough... third child, don't pull my sleeve, you keep pulling Shaking, I was shaking because of you."

Deng Yuhan said coldly: "Boss, because I saw you shaking so badly, I was afraid that you would make a fool of yourself, so I pulled up your sleeves for you so that others could not see that you were shaking. Why do you have to expose yourself?"

Xiao Qiushui: "..."

Her pretty face turned pink in an instant, obviously extremely embarrassed, and after a while, she said angrily: "I will become a hero in the future, so I haven't shaken... Humph... put the mahjong away , Let’s play a few more rounds, we will not be afraid to face strong enemies, and humiliate them by playing mahjong.”

Tang Ju said: "Boss, you just said you put away Mahjong..."

"Oh? Did I say that?"

"Well, you said it, but you were too nervous to forget..."

"Nonsense, I'm not nervous, I'm going to be a hero in the future, how can I be nervous?"

Just when the four girls were making a fuss, they saw the boats around them approaching the boat at the same time, and a hidden weapon flew from the boat and hit the four girls standing at the conspicuous position at the stern.

The variety of these hidden weapons is very rich, it can be said that it covers the grand view of the martial arts world, flying arrows, flying knives, flying needles, copper coins, iron caltrops, what is there really? Of course, these densely packed hidden weapons are not from the hands of one person, but from the Twelve Chain Docks Hundreds of minions shot out together.

Xiao Qiushui threw himself on the ground and shouted: "Fourth, I leave it to you!" (To be continued.)