Mengniang martial arts world

First update——

Li Yan was sweating profusely and said, "It's not because of moral integrity that I can't go, but... my friend was exhausted just now and is resting, so I can't get up again in a short time."

"Spicy mother's! Are you tired, buddy?" The braided girl blinked her clever eyes, swept Li Yan and Xiao Qiushui with malicious eyes, and said with a laugh: "So that's how it is. You are in my closet, watching the exciting scenes outside, and generally enjoying the joy of fish and water, right? Okay, Li Yan, you are really getting more and more promising."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "No, we didn't enjoy the joy of fish and water. Don't talk nonsense, the reputation of Xiao Daxia will be ruined by you."

Xiao Qiushui, like a child caught by a teacher for doing bad things, also nodded fiercely and said: "Yes, yes, there is no love between fish and water. He will become a hero in the future. How can he be with a man in a place like the closet... Absolutely not."

The braided girl grinned and said with a grin, "What's wrong with the hero? The hero also wants to have a son... Should the hero be alone for the rest of his life without leaving even a baby? Humph, in my opinion, Heroes usually have to take care of face and cannot give birth to children openly, so the more heroic they are, the more they like to hide in closets and other places to do this kind of thing."

Li Yanpu sweats profusely: What kind of logic is this?Heroes are not like you.

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Xiao Qiushui's eyes lit up, and he said happily, "So other heroes like to have things in the closet?"

The braided girl nodded and said, "That's right! The more heroic you are, the more you like wardrobes. There's nothing wrong with that." She was used to talking nonsense since she was a child, and when she talked about such nonsense, her face didn't blush and her heart skipped a beat.

Xiao Qiushui didn't have any doubts about her nonsense, and his frustration was swept away, and he clapped his hands and said, "Great, it seems that I haven't lost my heroic demeanor."

Li Yan sweated profusely.

At this time, the braided girl's attention had already moved away from Xiao Qiushui, and she was directly treated as air.She grew up in a brothel since she was a child, and she has seen too many men and women doing that kind of thing. She is not jealous at all about Li Yan and another girl. She is not surprised. This kind of thing is like eating and breathing. Usually, I have seen a lot.When she was still young, she had seen her mother Wei Chunhua get off the bed with disheveled clothes many times. Under this kind of influence, no matter how ridiculous Li Yan did, she would not be jealous or disgusted. A kind of emotion, it is very common to deal with it indifferently.

She smacked her mouth at Li Yan and said, "Look at Princess Jianning, can I train her well? Although you are a little tired and can't eat her now, it's the same when you come back to eat her... Hehe..."

Li Yan glanced at the bed. Princess Jianning was still in a short-term coma after being extremely excited. Her naked body was trembling slightly, and there was a flush of passion under her skin. The corners of his eyes twitched and he sweated profusely: " You have been trained too much... This is simply becoming a complete *slave."

"Don't you like *slaves?" The braided girl laughed and said, "During the few months you disappeared, I've been thinking about one question, why are you so cruel, leaving me in Heimuya to walk the rivers and lakes alone? , don’t come back to see me?”

Li Yanxin said: This is because I want to hide from the Oriental girl, how could you expect that?

I just heard the braided girl say: "I can't figure out how to offend you, you want to abandon me. Later... After some explanations from my mother, I finally understood... The answer is... I It didn't make you so happy that you didn't want to leave me..."

"What?" Li Yan was surprised: "What's the situation?"

I just heard her continue to explain: "My mother said that to keep a man by my side, you must work hard, because for men, this world has too many temptations, and brothel girls are everywhere, from five taels of silver to five taels of silver." Wanyinzi, rich variety, where can’t you find women? Why do men come to your business so often? My mother said... If you want to keep a man, you have to let that man taste enough sweetness from her. …For example, if you put on this look today, and another look tomorrow, you have to be proficient in all eighteen looks, and you have to invent more tricks anytime and anywhere… Otherwise, the man will get tired of playing a few times and leave. "

Li Yan was sweating profusely when he heard it: You... your mother's theory seems to make sense, but it is the theory of brothels, and it may not be applicable to outsiders. Do you really understand?

The braided girl continued: "After my mother said that, I understand that the reason why you left Heimuya and abandoned me is that you can't find fun in me, right? Are you tired of playing?"

Li Yan called Qu and said, "Hey, don't talk nonsense, I have never played with you at all, how can I get tired of playing with you?"

The braided girl ignored Li Yan's explanation and snorted, "Anyway, I must be a boring woman in your heart, otherwise you wouldn't have been away for so long... Mom said that if a benefactor doesn't leave for a few months If you come to the door, you must be tired of playing..."

Li Yan was sweating profusely: Nimei, when did I become your benefactor? We are friends, do you understand friends?

The braided girl said: "My mother gave me some advice. She said, in our Lichun Courtyard, if a benefactor gets tired of playing with a girl, and that girl doesn't want to lose this benefactor, the best way is to find a benefactor. The sisters come to help, and the two girls serve him together, so he can find a little freshness in it."

Li Yan: "..."

The braided girl said: "So, I trained Princess Jianning out. Do you like her appearance? I'll come and play with you... Then you won't leave me behind. In the future, if the two If you are tired of playing, just say it, and I will help you think of some new tricks... why don't you just leave without saying a word. "

Li Yan wiped sweat on his forehead. He remembered that the braided girl in the past was not like this. In the past, the thing she hated the most was sex, and she would always break into the door and cause damage when she was doing something. Why is it the other way around now? Taking the initiative to do lewd things?It was so weird.

In fact, this is full marks that men do not understand women. Women are creatures with completely different aspects when getting along with men.If a woman is with a man who is in a normal relationship or is developing a relationship, they will appear very reserved, will show their pure side, and will never let the man go overboard.

But when a woman falls in love with a man with all her heart, she will try her best to satisfy the man's needs.The so-called woman is the one who pleases herself. In order to make the person she loves "happy", a woman will put down all her body, from a pure fairy to the most shameless woman, just to win the favor of the person she loves.In the relationship between the sexes, the more gestures a woman is willing to do for you, the more shameful she is, it proves that she loves you more and is willing to make more compromises for you.

If a man and a woman go to bed, and the woman just lays down in a normal position, uncooperative like a dead fish, and unwilling to accept your various posture requests, it usually only means that she doesn't love you.So...boys at school, if you want to play some high-end poses, you should be more careful, find a woman who loves yourself, don't find a woman who doesn't love yourself, and just stays with you just to make ends meet , that will only make life dull and boring for both sexes. (Excerpt from 32 father-in-law's masterpiece "A Woman in the Eyes of Eunuchs")

In a word, because Li Yan has been away for too long, the braided girl has a sense of crisis. She always feels that Li Yan doesn't like her anymore, so she changed her tricks to please Li Yan and trained a slave to serve him. Let him change his mind.

Li Yan can't understand the thoughts of these women, but no matter how stupid he is, he still understands that the braided girl is reluctant to let him leave, so he said awkwardly: "Oh, don't think too much, I didn't leave Heimuya because I don't want to be friends with you anymore , but there are some very...uh... embarrassing reasons, after I have improved my martial arts, I will come back openly, and it is definitely not for some well-trained slave!"

At this moment, Xiao Qiushui who was next to him suddenly said, "Elder-in-law, why do you keep saying that you are a woman? Could it be that after you...became a eunuch, your psychology began to shift towards a woman?"

The braided girl rolled her eyes, thinking: Since this woman is very close to Li Yan, she is considered one of her own. It doesn't matter if I tell her that I am a woman pretending to be a eunuch.So he said, "I was originally a woman."

"What?" Xiao Qiushui was shocked: "Can women also be eunuchs? Well... I heard that when men become eunuchs, they have to be cut...cough... that part is cut, and where should women be cut when they become eunuchs?"

Seeing her delicate and cute, with a look that is easy to tease, the braided girl suddenly became interested, and said with a smirk: "Cutting off the breasts... cut off both breasts, and women can be eunuchs."

Xiao Qiushui was taken aback, covered his chest and took three steps back, fear was written in his beautiful big eyes, oh my god, cut off a woman's breasts?This... this... this is too scary.

The braided girl smiled and said, "How about it, do you want to be a female eunuch too?"

Xiao Qiushui screamed, clutched her chest, turned around and ran, passing through windows, climbing trees, and leaping in an instant... At this moment, her lightness kung fu has reached its limit, and her body potential can be fully stimulated. If there is no exam, at least you can go directly to high school with this light skill.

The braided girl glanced at her back and said with a smile, "Where did you find this silly woman?"

Li Yan shrugged his shoulders: "It's hard to explain, it's better not to say. Let's talk about something serious. This time you come to Yunnan under the order of Kang Mazi. On the one hand, you are sending the princess off, and on the other hand, you also want to get to know Wu Sangui." , to study whether he will rebel."

The braided girl was slightly surprised: "Huh? You obviously rarely go to the Qing court, and you should be blind to the Manchu affairs. How do you know about this? You are very powerful."

Li Yan smiled awkwardly, he couldn't say that he had watched "The Deer and Ding Tale", could he?Still didn’t explain, he just ignored the question, looked left and said, “Did you catch a Mongolian messenger who delivered the letter?” (To be continued. Please search, the novel is better and updated faster!)