Mengniang martial arts world

First update——

A Ke said happily: "It's now, this guy is the happiest time!"

In fact, it doesn't need to be said by A Ke, Li Yan also understands that as a man, he knows best when a man is most happy, that is the moment when he pounces on a beautiful woman, happiness is really in the clouds, and the best time to humiliate this guy is It's now.

With a flash of Li Yan, you rushed out of the cave where you were hiding, and at the moment when Zheng Keshuang's dirty hands were about to touch Chen Yuanyuan's skirt, you slapped his hands away, and then grabbed and buckled them Zheng Keshuang's neck lifted him up in the air.

Zheng Keshuang really didn't expect that someone would suddenly come out to make trouble. He was so surprised that he didn't even see Li Yan's appearance clearly, so he shouted: "Mr. Feng, come and help me..."

Li Yan laughed and said, "You mean that old man Feng Xifan?" With a hook on his toes, Feng Xifan who was beside him flew out and fell limply to the ground.

Zheng Keshuang also saw clearly at this time that the one who caught him was the terrifying eunuch who killed the Quartet that night. His martial arts were unfathomable. Even Feng Xifan and Chen Jinnan were not his opponents. Seeing Feng Xifan slumped to the ground, it was clear that he was Zheng Keshuang was so frightened that the hairs all over his body stood up when he tapped his acupuncture points.

I was so excited to fly in the sky just now, but now I suddenly seem to have fallen into hell, and my whole body is icy cold.

Li Yan was planning to laugh at him a few words, saying that he was a toad who wanted to eat swan meat, used the beauty trick to ignore the place, and then cut him into pieces and slowly cut him to death, but before he opened his mouth, he saw Chen Yuanyuan Walked over and stood in front of him, bit his ear and said softly, "Leave this to me."

Li Yan was surprised: "You are so delicate, can you torture people?"

Chen Yuanyuan smiled and said, "Physical torture is not enough. To deal with a man, I have a way to make him commit suicide. It's more uncomfortable than killing him after scolding him."

Li Yan became interested: "Is there such a brilliant move? I want to learn it."

Chen Yuanyuan grinned: "Leave it to my concubine, don't talk nonsense, just smile and cooperate with me."

Li Yan nodded.

Chen Yuanyuan turned around, sighed "tsk tsk" at Zheng Keshuang a few times, and then said with a coquettish smile, "My lord, is it nice to use beauty tricks on my concubine?"

Zheng Keshuang understood at this time that he had been tricked, that he could not be tricked by a beautiful man, and fell into the trap of others. His face turned pale, and he said with difficulty: "The girl is joking, I... I didn't use the trick of a beautiful man... it was me I don’t know Taishan with eyes, I’m a pig, I’m shit, I’m worse than fart, please let me go, girl.”

Chen Yuanyuan said: "Do you know why the beauty trick doesn't work for me?"

Zheng Keshuang was actually very puzzled, I am so handsome, why would I fail with the beauty trick?He couldn't help asking: "Why?"

Chen Yuanyuan smiled and said, "Because you're not handsome enough...the most handsome person in the world is actually this father-in-law." She pointed at Li Yan.

Li Yan was cooperating with her, pretending to be aggressive with a smile on his face, but suddenly found that he was also shot while lying down, and his smile froze immediately.His current appearance really doesn't match the word "handsome". His face is covered with thick white powder, which looks like a demon, and his eyeliner is also drawn very strangely, giving him a sinister and evil feeling. Call handsome, there is no handsome guy in the world.

However, Chen Yuanyuan seemed to appreciate him very much, she leaned her body over, hugged Li Yan's arm, leaned her head on Li Yan's shoulder, and said tenderly: "Elder-in-law is the most handsome person in the world. A handsome handsome guy is a hundred times stronger, oh no, a thousand times stronger..."

After hearing this, Zheng Keshuang couldn't help being furious: "Nonsense, you are talking nonsense, how can such a gloomy eunuch be more handsome than me, don't talk nonsense here."

Chen Yuanyuan smiled and said, "I'm not talking nonsense. If he wasn't more handsome than you, how could I abandon you and follow him?" She said softly, "You know how we saw through your tricks ?"

Zheng Keshuang also felt very strange, and couldn't help asking: "Yes, how did you know my strategy?"

Chen Yuanyuan said: "When you and this old man surnamed Feng came to ambush in this cave, my father-in-law and I happened to be making out in the cave... We were so tender, and when we were kissing fiercely in the depths of the cave, you and this Feng The old man came in, and we heard everything you said, so I knew you wanted to harm me."

"What?" Zheng Keshuang suddenly felt that his head was hit by a hammer: "You...you...you asked me to have a tryst here after two hours, but ended up having a tryst with this eunuch here first? You... ...You...too shameless...it's impossible...how could a eunuch have sex with a woman..." He didn't know why, but he felt as sad as if he was wearing a cuckold. It was obviously a woman he wanted to have sex with, how could he have sex with a woman? Eunuchs?Simply unacceptable.

This is Chen Yuanyuan's brilliance. She is obviously not Zheng Keshuang's woman, but she can make Zheng Keshuang have the illusion that she is his woman. In this way, she slanders herself and says that she is intimate with the eunuch, which is equivalent to giving Zheng Keshuang a buckle. Green hat.No man can bear to wear a cuckold, and neither can Zheng Keshuang. This time he was so angry that he almost fainted.

Chen Yuanyuan said: "Why is that impossible? Although he is clean, he still has fingers..." She deliberately glanced at Zheng Keshuang's small and pitiful little friend, and said, "It's too small... tsk tsk...you thing Not as thick as his fingers."

"Pfft!" Zheng Keshuang spat out a mouthful of old blood, which was different from Li Yan's usual vomiting of blood when he was frightened by the unreliable girls.He is a handsome guy, but women look down on him, saying he is uglier than eunuchs, but actually saying that he is not as good as eunuchs, this is too hurtful.

However, Chen Yuanyuan planned to carry on the wounding to the end, and said: "At first, I thought, although you look a bit ugly, but if you grow more majestic and satisfy me, I can also accept you as my guest of honor. But...you can see for yourself what it looks like, saying that it is an earthworm is too flattering."

"Pfft!" Zheng Keshuang spat out another mouthful of old blood. He was furious at first, but then became disheartened for a while. He just felt that life has failed so far. Not only has the beauty trick failed, but even those words are looked down upon by women , what's the point of being alive?He just wanted to die.

Chen Yuanyuan wanted to give him another final blow, she turned around, kissed Li Yan's face with her fragrant mouth, and said, "Honey, this man is really not as good as you, no matter his appearance, martial arts or Shuigu in that aspect is far behind you, from now on I will still love you, let's get rid of this person, so as not to look embarrassing."

At this time, Zheng Keshuang had been humiliated by Chen Yuanyuan to the point of going crazy, and his whole body became weak and dying.

Seeing his miserable appearance, Li Yan couldn't help feeling a little ashamed, thinking: If I hooked up with a girl after a lot of trouble, and when I was about to make out with her in the hotel, I was suddenly killed by her boyfriend who had ambushed in advance and beat me up. You also laughed at my little friend, so I was about to go crazy. This trick is too shameful. Where is the dignity of a man?It was almost impossible to pick it up.

But... you deserve it, Zheng Keshuang was a scumbag in the original book, but you are still a scumbag in this plane. With double scumbag status, you are doomed to die a miserable death.

With a sword in his hand, Li Yan first cut off Zheng Keshuang's little friend who was so small that it was not even as good as a finger.

Zheng Keshuang screamed, the sound was as ugly as killing a pig, the ugly little friend fell to the ground with blood, and was stepped on by Li Yan, he couldn't look directly at it.

Li Yan casually picked up Zheng Keshuang with his left hand and Feng Xifan with his right, and dragged the two of them into the depths of the cave. He was going to kill the two scumbags together, lest they have a chance to harm the sad beauty Chen Jinnan in the future. Chen Jinnan was not around, so he couldn't save them, so he just executed them Ling Chi.

A Ke wanted to follow her to watch, but Chen Yuanyuan quickly pulled her back and said, "The scene behind is too bloody, you are too young to watch."

A Ke pursed her mouth and said, "Is there anything you can't see? Didn't you just cut off a piece of the bad guy's flesh? I saw it." After she finished speaking, she lowered her head and searched for a while on the ground, and finally found Zheng Keshuang's cut-off body. The little friend also stepped on it, and said with a smile: "It's not too scary to cut the flesh, but it just bleeds... By the way, what kind of meat is this piece of meat? It seems very important to hear what you said... I still dislike it." It's small..."

Chen Yuanyuan approached her ear, and whispered: "Mother, tell you, this piece of meat is..." The voice became quieter, and after talking for a while, A Ke jumped away with a blushing face, "Oh, so that's the case. , so this piece of meat is the root of the man's evil?"

Chen Yuanyuan nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, if this piece of meat is cut off, the man will no longer be a man, but will become a eunuch, and he will not be able to do evil anymore... So eunuchs are very safe for women." of."

A Ke clapped her hands and said, "I have learned a lot."

But she just laughed twice, and suddenly felt something was wrong. Not long ago, when she and Li Yan were lying together outside the window to peek at Chen Yuanyuan teasing Zheng Keshuang, she felt her buttocks being pushed by something. At that time, she thought it was a short knife , Now that I think about it carefully, isn't it the thing that can be used to do evil?Mother said that eunuchs don't have that thing, so they can't do evil, it's very safe, but why... Eunuch Li has this thing?God!

A Ke's face turned red all of a sudden.

Chen Yuanyuan wondered: "Daughter, what's wrong with you? Suddenly your face is so red? It's my mother's fault. I shouldn't have taught you this kind of knowledge so early. I'll teach you when you're about to get married."

Ake wiped off his sweat and said, "It's okay...I'm fine..." She thought to herself: Now I'm just guessing, I'm not sure yet, I can't tell my mother, I have to confirm later, whether my father-in-law is real or not. The man, I will talk about this matter with my mother in detail when the time comes. (To be continued. Please search, the novel is better and updated faster!)