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"A moment is worth a thousand dollars?" Li Yan finally realized the seriousness of the problem. The two girls happily married into his house, looking forward to the wedding night in the bridal chamber, but he actually dragged her into a puzzle?This is more hurtful than him sitting calmly playing games in an Internet cafe when aliens came to attack the earth.Compared with when the mother and wife fell into the water at the same time, he did not save the mother or the sister, but saved a doll that fell into the water, which was more hurtful.Compared with the cold winter, when the sky is snowing heavily and everyone is shivering with cold, it is more hurtful for him to personally deliver a Haagen-Dazs ice cream to the girl.

Li Yan was sweating profusely, and hurriedly said: "Wow, I was wrong... I didn't think it was my fault for a while, mainly because the puzzle is too important, it is related to the dragon veins of the Qing Dynasty ...Dragon veins, as long as we dig that thing, we Han people can defeat Jiang Qing..."

Li Yan's poor EQ is messed up again. When the girl is troubled by emotional problems, what is not right and wrong, and what is important in the country, it is all gray and gray. Women are emotional animals. She cares about your principles. In her In front of the small truth, everything is a fart.

The two girls became furious, and beat Li Yan non-stop with such a cruel weapon as "soft pillows".

It took Li Yan a full stick of incense to be beaten by the pillow before he finally felt his EQ value rise by 1 point with a bang, from minus 98 to minus 97. An idea struck him: "I see, now The problem can't be explained in words at all. At this time, a man must decisively explain it with actions. Forget it, let's put the poor jigsaw puzzle aside for a while, let's give these two fried kittens Let's talk about it later."

Li Yan stretched out his hand suddenly, and somehow the pillow that was hitting his head fell into his hands. At the same time, his body flashed behind the little princess, and the little princess only had time to let out a half-cry.He was thrown into the bed... At the same time, Li Yan's other hand also brought Fang Yi over and stuffed them into the bed together.

The two girls shouted together: "What are you doing? Don't think we'll forgive you... um..." Li Yan's evil big mouth sealed the words behind, and he kissed Fang Yi greedily, and then kissed Fang Yi hard. Kissed the little princess gently, and suppressed all the voices of the two girls back into their stomachs.

really.This is the most effective way to deal with angry women.Li Yan dragged the thick brocade quilt over and wrapped the three people in the quilt, and then the quilt writhed violently under the three people's constant struggle and movements.In the darkness, all kinds of embarrassing appearances were put on.The sounds of happiness and satisfaction echoed throughout the room, and it didn't stop until half an hour later.

The brocade was opened, and the little princess crawled out with messy hair, her snow-white skin looked crystal clear under the light, and there was a little red bloodstain on the heels of her legs. She crawled under the bed.While climbing, he said: "I can't do it, this is my first time, my husband, please forgive me... let me rest..."

Li Yan stretched out a hand, patted her snow-white buttocks lightly, and said with a smile: "No, I can't let you go, come and serve my husband again on a 24-bridge moonlit night."

The little princess said: "Forgive me...I...I'll go and give you the puzzle, okay?"

Li Yan really couldn't figure it out, she was furious just now when she was asked to do a puzzle.She also beat herself with a pillow, and when she was about to serve her desperately, she went to puzzle again. Alas, women are too difficult to understand. Although the EQ value has indeed increased a little, it still needs to be improved.

"Go. Go puzzle!" Li Yan waved his hand.

Only then did the little princess breathe a sigh of relief. She, who had just experienced human affairs, couldn't bear to put on [-] different appearances continuously, she just felt that the whole person was going to be melted.Now being able to escape to the side is exactly what I wished for, I didn't even bother to put on clothes, I jumped to the table naked, and really picked up the pieces on the table and put them together.

Li Yan glanced at Fang Yi, who was serving him with a sandalwood sparrow tongue in the brocade quilt, helping him clean up his little friends, and said with a low laugh, "What about you? Do you want to continue playing with me, or help the little princess with puzzles?"

Fang Yi glared at him angrily and said, "I'm going to do a puzzle too... Look at your complacency, what are you complacent about?"

Of course Li Yan wouldn't say "I'm proud that my EQ has risen a little more", he said with a smile: "I got two good wives who are as beautiful as flowers and jade, and serve me wholeheartedly, so of course I should be proud!"

Fang Yi laughed with a "puchi": "You were the one who served us wholeheartedly just now, are you afraid of being hit by a pillow?"

Li Yan: "..."

Fang Yi also climbed out of the bed naked. There was a whole family in the room. She was just like the princess, too lazy to put on clothes. This is really an extremely eye-catching picture, and Li Yan couldn't help but be fascinated by it.This time, he really felt that it would be nice to have two such wives.Not only can I enjoy the tenderness, but I can also let them help me with some work, and... I haven't practiced evil sword skills for a long time, and they can be used to dissolve desires together, so I can practice evil sword skills again conditions of.

Li Yan hurriedly sat cross-legged, using his experience in warding off evil swordsmanship, and took advantage of the time when his desire was satisfied, he quickly practiced magical skills.

The jigsaw puzzle was not completed that night. After all, a lot of time was wasted on the first moment. Fortunately, everyone had nothing to do. The next night, after Li Yan and the two girls had a good time, the two girls continued to play the puzzle , Li Yan continued to practice evil swordsmanship, and on the night of the third day, the puzzle was finally declared complete.

Li Yan has read "The Deer and Ding Ji", and knows that the name of the treasure place is "Deer and Ding Mountain", and there is a Tsarist Russian castle there, but he knows it, but he doesn't know where the place is. Now that there is a map, Only then did he finally overlap the location of that place with the map in his mind.

He has the ability of photographic memory, he only glanced at this picture, and remembered it in his heart. He only waited for the opportunity to go to the north to dig out this thing.In the original "The Deer and Ding Tale", Wei Xiaobao was concerned about his friendship with Kang Mazi, so he didn't dig Manqing's dragon veins, but Li Yan couldn't care less about it, as long as he had the opportunity, he would definitely dig it. When the Qing Dynasty entered the customs, the property looted from the Han people was ill-gotten wealth. Li Yan had to take it back. He doesn't really believe in things.

The two girls were very happy, and finally completed the task assigned to them by their husbands. They both entangled Li Yan, and were about to beg for tenderness again, when they suddenly heard someone shouting outside: "It's on fire... It's on fire... ’ Then there were a lot of scuffling footsteps, someone screaming outside, someone seemed to be breaking into the yard.

Li Yan understood after a little thought that this part of the plot was also included in the original book, because Wei Xiaobao captured the Mongolian envoy Hantiemo, so Wu Yingxiong sent people to search the imperial envoy's residence under the pretext of being on fire, hoping to retrieve the Mongolian envoy. go.It looks similar in this plane, Wu Yingxiong also came up with this idea, the only difference is that the Mongolian envoy turned into Huazheng for no reason.

Of course, Li Yan will not let Hua Zheng be found by Wu Yingxiong. Right now, Hua Zheng must be moved to a safe place. If you go to the princess's room, you will be cut off from your little friend. This is really a great joy. I have to be careful not to destroy Wu Yingxiong's fate and save him unintentionally.Everything must be done according to the original book, so as to ensure that Wu Yingxiong becomes an eunuch.

But how to hide Huazheng?In the original book, Wei Xiaobao disguised Han Tiemo as a soldier of the Xiaoqi Battalion to hide from Wu Yingxiong's search, but in the current plane, Hua Zheng is a woman, so it is obviously unreliable to be a soldier of the Xiaoqi Battalion.He turned his head to look at the little princess and Fang Yi, and suddenly had an idea, by the way, it is absolutely impossible for her to pretend to be a soldier of the Xiaoqi Battalion, but it is completely fine to pretend to be one of my girls.

Li Yan hurriedly ordered the soldiers of the Xiaoqi Battalion outside: "Please, go and call all the eight palace ladies who came with me." The eight palace ladies naturally refer to Sister Hei Changzhi, Sister Twisted, and Free and Easy. Sister, Xiao Qiushui and others, this group of girls pretended to be court ladies and followed Li Yan to eat, drink and have fun in Kunming City, and they were very happy, now it's their turn to contribute.

After a while, all eight girls arrived in a hurry.

Li Yan said: "Now there is a small matter that needs everyone's help. This matter is also for the luck of my Song Dynasty. I want to hide the Mongolian envoy and prevent Wu Yingxiong from finding it."

The girls were all at a loss and didn't know how to help Li Yan. Only Sister Hei Changzhi Yu was the best at playing tricks and tricks, but she understood after a little thought, and said with a smile: "The big hermit hides in the city, and the temptation is to get the Mongolian envoy Dress up and mingle with us, too, right?"

Li Yan raised his finger at her, and praised: "You are still the smartest, and I will give you a special reward to teach you one more word. The English pronunciation of left is left!"

Sister Hei Changzhi was overjoyed: "So the left is written as left? That's great, so that me can even read my own name in English. From now on, everyone please call me left Lengchan."

The crowd sweated profusely.

Li Yan is also sweating profusely, damn it, even his own name is such a spoof, do your parents know?

Li Yan ordered someone to prepare a set of women's clothes, and then brought ten girls to the dungeon where Huazheng was held.

Of course, there will not be a special dungeon in the imperial envoy’s residence. The temporary dungeon used to hold Huazheng is actually a remodeled cellar. The cellar looked gloomy and damp at first, and it was very uncomfortable, but because Li Yan ordered the soldiers to We must treat Huazheng well, so the cellar is now arranged very comfortably, at least it looks like an ordinary room, with all kinds of furniture in it.

When Li Yan opened the door and entered, Huazheng was sleeping on the bed, and when she heard the sound of someone coming in, she hugged the quilt and sat up in surprise, "You... what are you doing to break into my room in the middle of the night?"

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