Mengniang martial arts world
Chapter 573 Adorable, Heroic or Weird
First update——
Xiao Qiushui took a mirror and handed it to Hua Zheng, and said with a smile: "Look at your new look, do you like it? I will be a hero in the future, and the effort in dressing up is also first-class, I'm sorry The identity of a hero."
Zuoqiu's detached voice came from behind and said: "Boss, there seems to be no necessary connection between the level of makeup and being a hero."
Xiao Qiushui wondered: "Is there no connection? I thought that a hero must be excellent in all aspects. Not only must he have high martial arts skills, good character, but also be good at disguise, so that he can become a legendary hero. "
Tang Rou said softly: "Boss, you have been fooled. Heroes don't change their names and surnames when they are in business. Disguise and disguise are only done by Xiaoxia and Zhongxia. How can you have the prestige of a hero? You have to attack head-on! When encountering an enemy, first report your name, then defeat the enemy, walk away, wave your hand without taking a cloud, that is a hero."
Xiao Qiushui was shocked: "So it turns out that it makes sense for a hero to attack from the front! Then from today onwards, I will never put on makeup again. Hmph, makeup or something doesn't suit me."
Zuoqiu said detachedly: "But Boss, a woman can't get married without makeup... Are you sure you don't want to wear makeup?"
Xiao Qiushui said with a serious face: "The way of a hero is rough and bumpy, the responsibilities are heavy and the road is long, the road is long and the road is long, I will search up and down, what does it matter if I can't get married? In order to become a hero, Even if I never marry, I have no complaints."
Tang Rouwen said softly: "But... the famous heroes in the Jianghu are all married. For those who die alone, there is no precedent for becoming a hero, because the personality of people who die alone is easy to distort. , they are all called 'weird heroes', so far, there has never been a single person who has successfully promoted to a hero in Jianghu."
When Xiao Qiushui heard this, he was startled: "Being a hero is so special? Wow, there are so many things I don't understand."
Tang Rou patted her on the shoulder lightly, and said softly: "Boss, the road to becoming a hero is rough and bumpy, the responsibilities are heavy and the road is long, the road is long and long, you will search up and down, walk If you make a wrong step, you will go on a wrong path, so you must be careful. If you really never marry until you are old, you will become a eccentric old maid with a withdrawn personality. At that time, you will definitely be called a strange man, and you will not be a hero. "
Xiao Qiushui said in cold sweat: "Understood, then I must find a way to marry myself early, so as not to become a strange man. But...you can't get married without makeup, and make-up will turn you into a little hero and a middle hero. Difficulty? Is there any solution?"
Tang Rou whispered in her ear: "The solution is to take the initiative. When you meet a man you like a little bit, push it back decisively...Raw rice has been cooked into cooked rice, so that man will not be able to get away with it. We must After marrying you, I don’t need to make up any more. I can concentrate on cultivating the way of being a hero.”
Xiao Qiushui wiped sweat from his face: "Although your plan is good, why do I always feel that something is weird?"
Tang Rourou said softly: "It's not strange, it's not strange at all... Think about the relationship between your father and your mother, your father is a strict wife, how could a man like him who is afraid of his wife take the initiative to pursue your mother What? Your mother must have pushed your father against you!"
Xiao Qiushui thought about it, his father was icy and naked 360-degree Thomas full rotation to please his mother, if he didn't think about it, it was really the case, how could such a cowardly father take the initiative to pursue his mother?It must have been reversed, this can't be wrong.
She wiped off her cold sweat again: "I see, I seem to understand something."
Tang Rou patted her on the back and said, "Boss, come on."
Zuoqiu Chaoran also chimed in: "Come on, come on!"
Deng Yuhan shook her head, and concluded coldly in a voice only she could hear: "I was tricked again."
These four unreliable guys were talking nonsense in the corner, but Huazheng was in a different situation. She saw in the mirror that she was dressed like a Han woman, she couldn't help pointing at Li Yan and exclaimed: "You...what are you going to do by dressing me up like this? Is it possible that you really want me to...do...to be his wife? I won't do it! I won't do it if I die!"
As soon as she said this, the skinny girl became unhappy, and snorted coldly: "What? What nonsense are you talking about, a Mongolian woman? Do you think anyone can be his wife if they want? It's not so easy, I ...I haven't gotten married yet." Speaking of this, she couldn't help feeling a little resentful, what, they helped him so much along the way, and he recently married a little princess and Fang Yi, why didn't he come to marry me?
Huazheng was a little bit at a loss: She actually said that I am not qualified to marry him, without such demeaning words, I am a princess after all!Besides, you made me look like this, you already made it clear that you want me to marry him, so what nonsense are you talking about now?
Huazheng decided that if that man came to insult her, he would fight to the death!
But Li Yan waved his hand and said, "It's fine to dress up, and I tapped her Ruanma and Duan acupoints, and take it out."
Sister Hei Changzhi waved her hand, Huazheng's two acupoints were sealed at the same time, and her body softened all of a sudden. She was shocked, what evil method did the Han people use against me?Why can't I use my strength?This... It's over now, I can't even resist to the death, am I going to be taken out and put on eighteen?
She felt uneasy and extremely sad, and didn't know what to do.
I saw Li Yan leading the way, and a few girls picked her up and walked out. Her whole body was limp, and she was so sad that tears flowed down her cheeks. After leaving the cellar, she heard many people shouting: "It's a fire... ..." She was even more surprised: "Is there a fire outside? Now that there is a fire, he still has the mood to do that kind of thing to me? Who is this!"
Li Yan and the others took Huazheng to the middle of the soldiers of the Xiaoqi Battalion. Wu Yingxiong led a large number of people to search the Mongolian envoys in various rooms. Of course, they would not say that they were looking for the Mongolian envoys. There are spies who set the fire, and the spies must be found out.
Li Yan smiled and led the girls towards Wu Yingneng, and greeted him from a distance: "Hey, little prince, have you found the spies yet?"
Wu Yingxiong looked annoyed, of course he hadn't found it yet, and he was wondering in his heart: He obviously received a report that the Mongolian envoy was arrested by the imperial envoy, but he couldn't find it anywhere, which is really strange.His eyes swept to the girls behind Li Yan, and he saw a lot of women, each with their own advantages and disadvantages, and they were all rare beauties, so he couldn't help but look sideways.
Li Yan took a step on purpose to block his eyes, and said with a smile: "Does the little prince think the maids behind me are beautiful? It would be fine to give you one or two, but you are going to marry the princess soon, so I will give you one at this time." I'm afraid it's inappropriate for the maid to give it to you, but the princess is notoriously bad-tempered... Our family doesn't dare to mess with her."
Wu Yingxiong smiled awkwardly, and didn't dare to stare at Li Yan's women anymore. He had heard a little bit about Jianning's princess's temper. He heard that the woman was a lawless master in the palace. It's not just once or twice that people are beaten to death. The reason why he married the princess this time was to find a political issue, stabilize Kang Mazi, and buy Wu Sangui time to rebel. Not too cold.
Wu Yingxiong and Li Yan chatted casually for a while, talking about trivial problems, while his subordinates kept searching everywhere. After a while, someone came to report once, but they reported countless times, but they couldn't find it. Message from Mongolian messengers.
Wu Yingxiong's face became more and more ugly. The imperial envoy has been searched all over, but the princess's room has not yet been found. He vowed to win the Mongolian envoy. It can be said that the stakes are high.No way, I had to search the princess's room carefully. If someone else wanted to search the princess's room, it would be rude, but Wu Yingxiong was engaged to the princess, so it shouldn't be a problem to go in and search, right?
Wu Yingxiong thought about this, and said: "The princess's room was not searched in the end. As the princess's future son-in-law, I am very worried about her safety. If spies who set fire to the princess lurk in the princess's room and take the princess hostage, it would not be beautiful. Alright, let me go in and take a look."
Li Yan suppressed a laugh in his heart, and almost laughed out loud, ha, Wu Yingxiong, you are miserable, anyone who has watched "The Deer and Ding Tale" knows that the princess is holding a pair of small scissors, waiting for you to enter the room, As soon as you enter, your little friend will be cut off with a click, and you will live a happy eunuch life from now on, tsk tsk.
Of course, in order to get rid of the responsibility and avoid being covered in shit, Li Yan still had to say some things first, and he said with a serious face: "Little prince, this is not very good? How can you break into the princess's boudoir? If something happens, our family will not be responsible."
Wu Yingxiong said: "It's really wrong for others to break in, but it's okay for me to break in. I was engaged to her."
Li Yan smiled secretly in his heart, but said: "Although that's what you say...but...you haven't officially married yet, so it's always a bit inappropriate to break into the boudoir like this."
Seeing that he kept stopping him, Wu Yingxiong felt unhappy: The Mongolian envoy might be in the princess's room. You keep rejecting me because you are afraid of being discovered by me. The more you refuse to let me go, the more I will go.With a serious expression on his face, he snorted and said, "Eunuch Li, do you have some ulterior purpose in preventing our fiancée from meeting?"
Li Yan said: "How can I, I just remind you that the princess is very dangerous, you need to be cautious when entering the house, if you don't listen, don't blame me if something happens."
Wu Yingxiong snorted and said, "I'm in danger of farting, I'll go in now."
It's fine for him to go in alone, but after all, it's not convenient for him to bring his subordinates in, so he said to his subordinates: "Wait for me outside."
Seeing him walking in swaggeringly, Li Yan couldn't help laughing to himself, pricked up his ears, and planned to listen to the show.Sure enough, after a while, Wu Yingxiong's miserable screams and the princess's cries came from the room. Li Yan laughed secretly in his heart, but shouted loudly: "Little prince, what are you going to do to the princess?" Hugh is rude!" Then he kicked open the door and jumped in. (To be continued. Please search, the novel is better and updated faster!)
Xiao Qiushui took a mirror and handed it to Hua Zheng, and said with a smile: "Look at your new look, do you like it? I will be a hero in the future, and the effort in dressing up is also first-class, I'm sorry The identity of a hero."
Zuoqiu's detached voice came from behind and said: "Boss, there seems to be no necessary connection between the level of makeup and being a hero."
Xiao Qiushui wondered: "Is there no connection? I thought that a hero must be excellent in all aspects. Not only must he have high martial arts skills, good character, but also be good at disguise, so that he can become a legendary hero. "
Tang Rou said softly: "Boss, you have been fooled. Heroes don't change their names and surnames when they are in business. Disguise and disguise are only done by Xiaoxia and Zhongxia. How can you have the prestige of a hero? You have to attack head-on! When encountering an enemy, first report your name, then defeat the enemy, walk away, wave your hand without taking a cloud, that is a hero."
Xiao Qiushui was shocked: "So it turns out that it makes sense for a hero to attack from the front! Then from today onwards, I will never put on makeup again. Hmph, makeup or something doesn't suit me."
Zuoqiu said detachedly: "But Boss, a woman can't get married without makeup... Are you sure you don't want to wear makeup?"
Xiao Qiushui said with a serious face: "The way of a hero is rough and bumpy, the responsibilities are heavy and the road is long, the road is long and the road is long, I will search up and down, what does it matter if I can't get married? In order to become a hero, Even if I never marry, I have no complaints."
Tang Rouwen said softly: "But... the famous heroes in the Jianghu are all married. For those who die alone, there is no precedent for becoming a hero, because the personality of people who die alone is easy to distort. , they are all called 'weird heroes', so far, there has never been a single person who has successfully promoted to a hero in Jianghu."
When Xiao Qiushui heard this, he was startled: "Being a hero is so special? Wow, there are so many things I don't understand."
Tang Rou patted her on the shoulder lightly, and said softly: "Boss, the road to becoming a hero is rough and bumpy, the responsibilities are heavy and the road is long, the road is long and long, you will search up and down, walk If you make a wrong step, you will go on a wrong path, so you must be careful. If you really never marry until you are old, you will become a eccentric old maid with a withdrawn personality. At that time, you will definitely be called a strange man, and you will not be a hero. "
Xiao Qiushui said in cold sweat: "Understood, then I must find a way to marry myself early, so as not to become a strange man. But...you can't get married without makeup, and make-up will turn you into a little hero and a middle hero. Difficulty? Is there any solution?"
Tang Rou whispered in her ear: "The solution is to take the initiative. When you meet a man you like a little bit, push it back decisively...Raw rice has been cooked into cooked rice, so that man will not be able to get away with it. We must After marrying you, I don’t need to make up any more. I can concentrate on cultivating the way of being a hero.”
Xiao Qiushui wiped sweat from his face: "Although your plan is good, why do I always feel that something is weird?"
Tang Rourou said softly: "It's not strange, it's not strange at all... Think about the relationship between your father and your mother, your father is a strict wife, how could a man like him who is afraid of his wife take the initiative to pursue your mother What? Your mother must have pushed your father against you!"
Xiao Qiushui thought about it, his father was icy and naked 360-degree Thomas full rotation to please his mother, if he didn't think about it, it was really the case, how could such a cowardly father take the initiative to pursue his mother?It must have been reversed, this can't be wrong.
She wiped off her cold sweat again: "I see, I seem to understand something."
Tang Rou patted her on the back and said, "Boss, come on."
Zuoqiu Chaoran also chimed in: "Come on, come on!"
Deng Yuhan shook her head, and concluded coldly in a voice only she could hear: "I was tricked again."
These four unreliable guys were talking nonsense in the corner, but Huazheng was in a different situation. She saw in the mirror that she was dressed like a Han woman, she couldn't help pointing at Li Yan and exclaimed: "You...what are you going to do by dressing me up like this? Is it possible that you really want me to...do...to be his wife? I won't do it! I won't do it if I die!"
As soon as she said this, the skinny girl became unhappy, and snorted coldly: "What? What nonsense are you talking about, a Mongolian woman? Do you think anyone can be his wife if they want? It's not so easy, I ...I haven't gotten married yet." Speaking of this, she couldn't help feeling a little resentful, what, they helped him so much along the way, and he recently married a little princess and Fang Yi, why didn't he come to marry me?
Huazheng was a little bit at a loss: She actually said that I am not qualified to marry him, without such demeaning words, I am a princess after all!Besides, you made me look like this, you already made it clear that you want me to marry him, so what nonsense are you talking about now?
Huazheng decided that if that man came to insult her, he would fight to the death!
But Li Yan waved his hand and said, "It's fine to dress up, and I tapped her Ruanma and Duan acupoints, and take it out."
Sister Hei Changzhi waved her hand, Huazheng's two acupoints were sealed at the same time, and her body softened all of a sudden. She was shocked, what evil method did the Han people use against me?Why can't I use my strength?This... It's over now, I can't even resist to the death, am I going to be taken out and put on eighteen?
She felt uneasy and extremely sad, and didn't know what to do.
I saw Li Yan leading the way, and a few girls picked her up and walked out. Her whole body was limp, and she was so sad that tears flowed down her cheeks. After leaving the cellar, she heard many people shouting: "It's a fire... ..." She was even more surprised: "Is there a fire outside? Now that there is a fire, he still has the mood to do that kind of thing to me? Who is this!"
Li Yan and the others took Huazheng to the middle of the soldiers of the Xiaoqi Battalion. Wu Yingxiong led a large number of people to search the Mongolian envoys in various rooms. Of course, they would not say that they were looking for the Mongolian envoys. There are spies who set the fire, and the spies must be found out.
Li Yan smiled and led the girls towards Wu Yingneng, and greeted him from a distance: "Hey, little prince, have you found the spies yet?"
Wu Yingxiong looked annoyed, of course he hadn't found it yet, and he was wondering in his heart: He obviously received a report that the Mongolian envoy was arrested by the imperial envoy, but he couldn't find it anywhere, which is really strange.His eyes swept to the girls behind Li Yan, and he saw a lot of women, each with their own advantages and disadvantages, and they were all rare beauties, so he couldn't help but look sideways.
Li Yan took a step on purpose to block his eyes, and said with a smile: "Does the little prince think the maids behind me are beautiful? It would be fine to give you one or two, but you are going to marry the princess soon, so I will give you one at this time." I'm afraid it's inappropriate for the maid to give it to you, but the princess is notoriously bad-tempered... Our family doesn't dare to mess with her."
Wu Yingxiong smiled awkwardly, and didn't dare to stare at Li Yan's women anymore. He had heard a little bit about Jianning's princess's temper. He heard that the woman was a lawless master in the palace. It's not just once or twice that people are beaten to death. The reason why he married the princess this time was to find a political issue, stabilize Kang Mazi, and buy Wu Sangui time to rebel. Not too cold.
Wu Yingxiong and Li Yan chatted casually for a while, talking about trivial problems, while his subordinates kept searching everywhere. After a while, someone came to report once, but they reported countless times, but they couldn't find it. Message from Mongolian messengers.
Wu Yingxiong's face became more and more ugly. The imperial envoy has been searched all over, but the princess's room has not yet been found. He vowed to win the Mongolian envoy. It can be said that the stakes are high.No way, I had to search the princess's room carefully. If someone else wanted to search the princess's room, it would be rude, but Wu Yingxiong was engaged to the princess, so it shouldn't be a problem to go in and search, right?
Wu Yingxiong thought about this, and said: "The princess's room was not searched in the end. As the princess's future son-in-law, I am very worried about her safety. If spies who set fire to the princess lurk in the princess's room and take the princess hostage, it would not be beautiful. Alright, let me go in and take a look."
Li Yan suppressed a laugh in his heart, and almost laughed out loud, ha, Wu Yingxiong, you are miserable, anyone who has watched "The Deer and Ding Tale" knows that the princess is holding a pair of small scissors, waiting for you to enter the room, As soon as you enter, your little friend will be cut off with a click, and you will live a happy eunuch life from now on, tsk tsk.
Of course, in order to get rid of the responsibility and avoid being covered in shit, Li Yan still had to say some things first, and he said with a serious face: "Little prince, this is not very good? How can you break into the princess's boudoir? If something happens, our family will not be responsible."
Wu Yingxiong said: "It's really wrong for others to break in, but it's okay for me to break in. I was engaged to her."
Li Yan smiled secretly in his heart, but said: "Although that's what you say...but...you haven't officially married yet, so it's always a bit inappropriate to break into the boudoir like this."
Seeing that he kept stopping him, Wu Yingxiong felt unhappy: The Mongolian envoy might be in the princess's room. You keep rejecting me because you are afraid of being discovered by me. The more you refuse to let me go, the more I will go.With a serious expression on his face, he snorted and said, "Eunuch Li, do you have some ulterior purpose in preventing our fiancée from meeting?"
Li Yan said: "How can I, I just remind you that the princess is very dangerous, you need to be cautious when entering the house, if you don't listen, don't blame me if something happens."
Wu Yingxiong snorted and said, "I'm in danger of farting, I'll go in now."
It's fine for him to go in alone, but after all, it's not convenient for him to bring his subordinates in, so he said to his subordinates: "Wait for me outside."
Seeing him walking in swaggeringly, Li Yan couldn't help laughing to himself, pricked up his ears, and planned to listen to the show.Sure enough, after a while, Wu Yingxiong's miserable screams and the princess's cries came from the room. Li Yan laughed secretly in his heart, but shouted loudly: "Little prince, what are you going to do to the princess?" Hugh is rude!" Then he kicked open the door and jumped in. (To be continued. Please search, the novel is better and updated faster!)
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