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Li Yan carried the two girls on his shoulders, flew back to the front yard with superhuman speed, put the two of them into the chair at the same time, and said, "Hey, is petrification enough? It's time to wake up." The latest chapter>”

The empress continued to be in a daze state. The scene she saw just now had too much impact on her. As an unmarried girl-level royal sister, she couldn't accept this fact, and her resistance was extremely poor. Her head seemed to be hit hard, and now her little heart is still jumping.If she is allowed to watch for dozens of blinks of an eye, she doesn't know if it will cause the power of her whole body to scramble and become obsessed.

After all, the nerdy girl is a young girl, ten years younger than the empress. This difference of ten years makes her more capable of accepting new things, and her mind needs to be more relaxed.She woke up from the sluggish state ahead of time, wiped off her sweat and said, "Oh my god...what did you see just now?"

Li Yan said seriously: "You didn't see anything just now, remember? You didn't see anything!"

"No, I saw something very exciting just now." The nerdy girl sweated profusely: "My father and my mother..."

Li Yan said seriously: "It's all an illusion!"

Nerdy girl: "..."

Li Yan said: "Illusion!"

Nerdy girl: "..."

Li Yan said: "Follow me and say it again... hallucinations!"

The nerdy girl nodded, and said honestly, "Illusions are all illusions."

Li Yan thought to himself: This time I finally fooled it.

The nerdy girl paused for a while before saying, "Wow, what a realistic hallucination... Speaking of which, what were my father and mother doing in the hallucination just now?"

Li Yan sweated profusely.

The nerdy girl laughed and said, "Brother Immortal, don't fool me. I know you are doing it for my own good and don't want me to see too exciting things, but I have read a lot of books, such as "Jin Ping Mei" 》I have studied it carefully, and I can understand what my parents are doing just now..."

Li Yan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood with a "puchi".Nima, you can be regarded as a Song Dynasty person anyway, how could you have seen "Jin Ping Mei" created by the Ming Dynasty?Oh, by the way, this plane is cheating, and time and space are chaotic.It is not surprising that nerdy girls have watched "Jin Ping Mei".Thinking about it a little deeper, Li Yan has been using all kinds of white lies to deceive those pure girls to prevent them from being polluted, but this trick is not feasible for nerdy girls. That's about those things between men and women.How difficult is it to fool her, knowing all the details already?As the saying goes, the more knowledge you have, the more reactionary you are, and nerdy girls are a typical example.

The nerdy girl shook her head and said: "Zi said, food and sex, this kind of thing has even been said to Zi. Is there anything we can't say?"

Li Yan said with a wry smile: "My son often talks in a mess, so you don't have to believe it."

The nerdy girl nodded and said: "That's reasonable. Although you said a lot, but about the things in the room, you didn't talk about it in detail. "Jin Ping Mei" is well written. The details are exhaustive, and the food and sex are also in-depth and comprehensive. The detailed description, I believe that everyone must read "Jin Ping Mei" in depth and detail in order to understand the deep meaning of "Ziyue food and sex" ...It can be seen from this that "Jin Ping Mei" can be interpreted as a commentary on 'Zi Yue'."

"Pfft..." Li Yan vomited blood.

The nerdy girl followed with a mysterious smile.Said: "I found out...my parents' gameplay is much more high-end than "Golden Plum Vase". They actually played from the bed to the bottom of the bed. The furniture was smashed, the clothes were all torn into pieces, and even the panda eyes played a game. Come out, tsk tsk... It seems that the process of my birth must have been very exciting."

"Pfft..." Li Yan spat out blood.

The nerdy girl finally sighed: "It's a pity that I only saw it once, and I couldn't get a glimpse of the whole process... What you see in reality is much more real and appropriate than what you see in books. If you can sneak a peek outside the window The whole process will definitely enable me to understand more deeply what is said in "Jin Ping Mei", and thus improve my understanding of Ziyue to a higher level..."

Li Yan took a stick and hammer for knocking wooden fish from the incense table next to him, thinking: If I use this thing to hit the head of the nerdy girl hard, I wonder if it can make him forget what he saw just now...

The nerdy girl continued: "Why don't you just go and peek again tonight..."

The wooden fish stick hammer in Li Yan's hand hit the nerdy girl's sleeping hole with a "snap", and she fell asleep lying on the table without humming.

Li Yan just wiped off his sweat: I have cheated on my father, and I will go crazy after hearing a few words from this guy.

Just finished tidying up the nerdy girl, when she suddenly heard a violent cough from the side, it turned out that the petrified empress finally woke up, she put her hands on her chest, her face was pale, and said with difficulty: "I... my god , what did I just see?"

Li Yan was sweating profusely, and quickly used the trick he used to fool the nerdy girl just now, and said to her: "Illusion, everything you saw just now was an illusion."

"Really? Is it a hallucination?" The empress patted her chest, obviously relieved, but then her face turned pale again: "Having hallucinations should be similar to having dreams, right? If you want to talk, you can think about it every day and dream at night. Since I saw that hallucination just now, does it mean that I have a lustful heart? God... I... I'm too shameless, please take the wooden fish hammer in your hand, I'm going to hit myself on the head with this thing a thousand times , Knock out all the distracting thoughts in your mind."

Li Yan looked at the wooden hammer in his hand, then at her beautiful forehead, and thought: If you hit this thing a thousand times on the head, you will become a fool if you don't die. You should stop hitting it, no, I have to persuade her one time.

Li Yan's emotional intelligence is limited, and he is not very good at persuading people. In a hurry, he hurriedly said: "My son said, food and sex, and sons live like this, which proves that there are some things in human nature. You see This kind of hallucination is not shameful, heck, it's not shameful at all... Don't be afraid, you don't need to knock your head."

The female emperor said: "What does sexuality mean? It's unclear. God knows what the child is talking about."

Li Yan was just talking nonsense by the nerdy girl, his head was stuck for a while, and he replied casually: "There is a book called "Jin Ping Mei", which profoundly expounds the meaning of 'zi eclipse and sex'. Just go and look it up..." It was only when I said this that I realized something was wrong, so I quickly stopped, sweating profusely: "What I said just now doesn't count, don't write it down."

The empress's face was still pale, obviously she hadn't recovered yet,

In order to divert her attention, Li Yan hurriedly said: "Speaking of the emperor's sister, why are you here looking for Prince Duan?"

The empress regained her spirits, and her attention was turned away. She said seriously: "Speaking of which, this is really important. Today I received a letter from Wang Chongyang, the head teacher of the Quanzhen sect. She said that she wanted to teach me a kind of kung fu, called Xiantian Gong, and that it would be very beneficial to learn it, but the condition is that I also pass on the Yang finger to her in exchange..."

When Li Yan heard this, he immediately understood that the relationship between the five extremes in this plane had just developed to this point... In "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", Wang Chongyang knew that he was about to die, and he was afraid that no one would be able to control him after his death Ouyang Feng, who is poisoned by the West, therefore passed on his most powerful internal strength "Xiantian Gong" to the Southern Emperor Duan Zhixing. In order to avoid the embarrassment of the Southern Emperor, he pretended to exchange a Yang finger. In fact, Wang Chongyang had no intention of learning anything. Yang Zhi, he just wanted to pass on the innate skills to the Southern Emperor, this person is still full of integrity.

Of course, the outcome of this incident was not very good. Wang Chongyang brought his younger brother Zhou Botong to see the Southern Emperor, but Zhou Botong abducted the Southern Emperor's concubine Ying Gu and gave birth to a child with Ying Gu. There are many grievances and hatreds...

In this plane, Ying Gu has already gone to Heimuya and is studying the Five Elements. A few months ago, she was studying mathematics with Li Yan. However, Dali has just developed to Wang Chongyang's teaching, and Zhou Botong has never been to Dali. Bar?Oh, by the way, the Southern Emperor has become a woman, the whole incident should be different, I don't know how this plane is going wrong.

Li Yan is quite an open-minded person, if you don't understand it, it's fine, if you don't understand it, it's fine.

He said to the empress, "It's a good thing to exchange kung fu."

The Empress said: "I also know that this is a good thing, so I plan to go to the Quanzhen Sect first, and have a detailed talk with Wang Chongyang... But I am the king of a country, and I can't just leave the country and leave. Before leaving, the state affairs must be properly arranged, so I came here to say hello to brother Zhengchun, and to trouble him to handle state affairs with brother Zhengming after I leave."

Li Yan finally understood now.It seems that in this plane, the Duan family has three brothers and sisters. The eldest is Duan Zhengming, the second is Duan Zhengchun, and the empress Duan Zhixing is the third younger sister. I just don’t understand why the third younger sister is the emperor. It’s so strange. .Forget it, the plane is too outrageous, don't use logic to analyze it.

At this time, Zhengchun and his wife finally came out, they had already put on their clothes, neatly dressed, they looked like dogs.It's so far away from the one I saw in the backyard just now, people can't help but wonder if what I saw just now is real.

Seeing the appearance of the two, the Empress breathed a sigh of relief and said, "What I saw just now was indeed an illusion. My Zhengchun brother and aunt are such serious people, how could they become like that?"

Li Yan smiled dryly: "That's right!"

When Duan Zhengchun and Dao Baifeng saw Li Yan and the others, they couldn't help showing embarrassment on their faces, but the two immediately put away the embarrassment, and walked up as if nothing had happened just now. The Empress bowed and said: "Your Royal Sister is here, my husband and I were not able to come out to greet you, it's a breach of etiquette, please don't take offense."

The empress smiled and said: "My Duan family doesn't pay much attention to these things, sit down... I came to you this time, it's about..." She told Duan Zhengchun about Wang Chongyang again, and finally said: "You can help Brother Zhengming, you must manage the country well."

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