Mengniang martial arts world

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In fact, I feel that the waist of this Tianzhu woman is really not very good-looking. Although she is beautiful in terms of appearance, compared with Li Yan's large number of girls, she really looks a bit ordinary. What is the ranking.

but……

Da Song's girls will not easily show their waists, and it is absolutely impossible for their upper body to run out to meet people wearing a tube top.The girls of the Song Dynasty dress in an extremely conservative style. First, they wear bellybands or obscene clothes, and then put on a layer of moon-white middle clothes on the outside, and then put on a layer of outer clothes on the outside of the middle clothes. They are triple-protected, not to mention Waist, even the most basic lines of women are covered without a trace.Unless it's a woman with particularly plump breasts, at a glance, all women's figures look the same.

After staying in such a tightly guarded group of women for a long time, Li Yan almost forgot that a woman's body is uneven. Now when he suddenly sees a woman wearing a tube top and showing her snake waist, it is inevitable that he will react The waist has been paid attention to.

Li Yan smiled wryly and said: "Ake, don't make trouble, I'm here to do business, what are you talking about when you keep staring at my waist?"

A Ke snorted and said, "Anyway, you are my stepfather. Since you are my father, your words and deeds will also affect my reputation. If you show a lewd look, it will hurt me. It's embarrassing to be a daughter, of course I will take care of you."

Before Li Yan had time to protest, the nerdy girl next to him said first: "I have only heard that father is in charge of daughter, but I have never heard of daughter in charge of father! Brother Immortal, your family education is a bit lax. Obedient daughter, I suggest you drag it back to the house. Slap a hundred times on the buttocks, and bring it out after you behave yourself."

Li Yan: "..."

A Ke was furious: "Hey, sister Duan, what's the matter with you? You didn't speak for me. You even asked him to spank my ass."

The nerdy girl said: "I am familiar with the books of sages and sages, so of course I also know the etiquette. Your attitude towards father is really bad. I can't see it. It makes sense to say a few words."

"It's reasonable to be a big-headed ghost!" A Ke said loudly: "If your father is lustful and seduces women everywhere, can you afford to be hurt?"

The nerdy girl said with a serious face: "Yeah, you're right. My father Duan Zhengchun is a famous vagabond. He really hooks up women everywhere. Didn't you see my mother chasing him every day? But chasing him It's my mother's work, and I'm not qualified to take care of it. If you really can't see your father's words and deeds, you should also ask your mother to take care of it. As a daughter, you must not be filial. It's not right to run out and point fingers Yes, my dad will spank me when I am disobedient, and if you are disobedient, I will of course suggest that your dad spank your ass."

A Ke said angrily: "She is a girl with yellow flowers. How can she let a man spank her ass?"

The nerdy girl said: "Hey, am I also a girl with yellow flowers? What does it matter if I get spanked a few times by my father?"

A Ke said: "You are the real father, and I am the stepfather. The real father can fight, but the stepfather cannot."

"Father and stepfather are both fathers, and we must respect them." The nerdy girl said with a serious face: "If you insist on dividing fathers into relatives and younger ones, you are falling behind. First of all, you have to understand from the bottom of your heart Treat him as your own father, so that you can properly handle the relationship between you. Otherwise, there will always be a layer of unfamiliarity..."

The two girls were having unreliable conversations in the back, and Li Yan's head swelled into two big ones: "Hey, where's the translation? Let me focus on the main points and get down to business, don't talk about things that are useful or useless!"

The nerdy girl said: "Oh, that's right. I still want to translate!" She smiled proudly at A Ke: "I can help the fairy brother to translate, and I can do some practical things for him, but you can only make troubles willfully. There is no achievement at all, so it can already be seen that it is superior... tsk tsk..."

A Ke was at a loss for words for a while, and was defeated.She stepped aside, thinking over and over in her heart: Damn, am I a useless person?Can't do anything other than make trouble?

Before she thought about this problem, she didn't realize it, but once she started to think about it, she immediately realized that she was really useless, and she couldn't use it at all. There are a lot of girls around Li Yan, like sister Hei Changzhi, who is very skilled in martial arts, You can help Li Yan fight; the twisted girl is good at lightness, and can run errands for Li Yan; the skinny girl can manipulate poisonous snakes. I heard from them that in the battle of Huanhua, the skinny girl fought against the snake king and helped Li Yan win precious time ;Even the four unreliable Xiao Qiushui sisters have a certain fighting capacity, only A Ke, who knows nothing, knows nothing, and is still nervous all day long to make trouble for Li Yan.

A sense of crisis suddenly rose in her heart. Originally, if Chen Yuanyuan was still there, she would have a foothold by relying on her mother. After all, her mother has already married Li Yan. Looking at the big tree of his mother, he can have a little confidence, but his mother ran away from home again, and now lives alone in a private house outside, which makes A Ke lose his confidence even more.

She was sweating profusely, screaming in her heart that it was over. She didn't feel it when her mother was there, but now that her mother is gone, she is a little girl who is completely hindered and can't do anything. Why should people give her face?Maybe the stepfather would take her to the barren mountains and throw her away in the blink of an eye...

She hurriedly said, "Stepfather, I have something to do suddenly and I need to go out."

Li Yan didn't know that she was thinking something messy in her heart. Now his mind is on Mang Cultivator Zhu Ha, and he has no time to pay attention to A Ke who is causing trouble for him. He waved and said, "Go!" A Ke quickly ran away , I don’t know why I went there.

At this time, the Indian monk had already carefully studied the mango clam, and only heard her utter a word in the Indian language. Duan Yu translated: "She said... Although this thing will be invulnerable to all poisons after eating, it will It itself is also poisonous, and if you eat it directly, you will poison yourself to death. Fortunately, you didn't eat it directly and raised it, otherwise you would have died a long time ago."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "How do you eat that?"

The nerdy girl recounted: "She said that if you want to eat mango mantis clams, you must fight poison with poison. You must first swallow a strange poison, use this poison as a base to deposit in your body, and then eat mango mantis clams. , so that the poisons can be blended with each other, and without harming the human body, the medicinal properties of the mango clam, which is invulnerable to all poisons, can be melted into the body. But... for a moment, she couldn't think of what poison to use to be able to interact with the mang cricket. The toxicity of the Zhu clams interacts..."

When Li Yan heard this, he slapped his thigh immediately: "I know what kind of poison can do it!" According to "The Eight Parts of the Dragon", Duan Yu was bitten by Zhong Ling's lightning mink first, and then ate the mang mang clam. That is to say, if one wants to fight poison with poison, the most suitable poison is the lightning mink, and Zhong Ling is here as a guest now, asking her to squeeze out some of the lightning mink's venom to make a neutralizing medicine, it couldn't be easier.

Li Yan hurriedly asked the nerdy girl to ask Zhong Ling to bring the lightning mink, and squeezed out the venom from the mink's fangs. After the Tianzhu woman tested it, she nodded and said again.

The nerdy girl translated: "She said that this is the poison, which can be used as a medicine...it's amazing, how do you know that this poison can be used?"

Li Yan spread his hands.

Next, under the guidance of the Tianzhu woman, everyone came to the kitchen and took out a huge medicine jar. The Tianzhu woman first threw a lot of herbs into it and mashed it, then mixed it with water to make a big pot of medicine soup, and then put the lightning The mink's venom was squeezed into the pot, and finally the Mang mango clam was thrown in and stirred with a stick.

Li Yan was sweating profusely while watching the process of making medicine, and felt that this scene was very similar to the scene of Gargamel making medicine in "The Smurfs". Nima, is the medicine made in this way really edible?

However, things soon changed. The Tianzhu woman found many strange herbs, some of which Li Yan knew, but some did not. The taste of the soup began to become more fragrant, and it no longer had the stench of poison, but was filled with the fragrance of various herbs.

The Tianzhu woman chattered while making medicine, and the nerdy girl translated: "The way of making medicine is to pay attention to blending. All good doctors must learn how to make the best medicine. Take our traditional Chinese medicine in Song Dynasty as an example. Well, if you use a bitter medicine, you often have to use a sweet medicine to adjust it, and if you use a medicine that is heavy on yin, you have to use a medicine that is heavy on yang..."

Translating to this point, the nerdy girl smiled and said: "No wonder the 'ice powder' we often eat has to be flavored with 'brown sugar', because brown sugar is warm in nature, while ice powder is cool in nature, and brown sugar and ice powder are blended together to make it taste better." It is estimated that the hot and cold blending will taste delicious."

Li Yan couldn't help but nodded, it turned out there was this reason in it.But having said that, isn’t ice powder a snack for future generations?How come Duan Yu has eaten it too, this shit is a bit of a cheater, what kind of crazy is the god of the plane?

In fact, Li Yan didn't understand this. Ice powder was invented in Pengshan County in the Ming and Qing Dynasties. The ice powder is no surprise.

After several long hours of boiling, at the end, the Tianzhu woman boiled all the medicines into pills, took them out of the pot, and turned them into small brown balls with a fragrant smell.Li Yan counted them, and there were as many as thirty.

The nerdy girl translated: "She said... she succeeded. She made [-] small pills of Mang Clam and Zhu Clam. You only need to eat one to be invulnerable to all poisons."

"Wow!" Li Yan was really surprised at this time, this nima is so powerful, there are thirty pieces at once, this is definitely against the rhythm of the sky.In the original book, Mang Clam Clam was only eaten by Duan Yu alone, and he was the only one who was invulnerable to all kinds of poisons. It seems that Duan Yu in the original book was a great waste of resources. If he can make medicine properly, he can make thirty people A hundred poisons are invulnerable.

ps: Thanks to Lonely Ghost, 0o Shih Tzu o0 for rewarding 100 starting coins