Mengniang martial arts world
Chapter 812 Meng, this is a kind of self-protection
the second
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Li Yan was riding on a fast horse, Liu Suifeng and Xiao Qiushui were also riding on two fast horses, the three of them were hurrying towards the north.
The mountains are green, the water is blue, and the clouds are floating... The breeze blows over the face, it is very refreshing, and there are birds singing in the trees by the roadside... At a certain point, the editor stood behind the 32 father-in-law with a steel pipe, and said coldly : Do you know what it means to hurry on your way?What's up with this landscape description?
32 The father-in-law was shocked, and hurriedly wrote again: Because the horse was going too fast, the oncoming wind made his clothes rattle, and his face was in pain as if being scratched by a knife.The wind howled next to the ears, so that the birdsong could not be heard clearly.
Li Yan was anxious, and Liu Suifeng and Xiao Qiushui were also anxious.When they received the information, the imperial court's twelve gold medals had already been issued, and they might arrive later than the imperial court's gold medals. If they didn't hurry up, they might not be able to stop Marshal Yue.
While running wildly, Liu Suifeng's body suddenly tilted, and he almost fell off the horse's back. Li Yan, who was running beside her, quickly reached out to support her, and then managed to help her sit still.
"What's the matter?" Li Yan asked with some concern. After all, they were companions who acted together, so they should be concerned.This principle is like playing lol. At the beginning, a teammate suddenly gets stuck, and other teammates have to ask with concern: What's wrong?Is your home connected to the Internet with wool?Please use a more stable network cable instead.
Liu Suifeng smiled wryly and said: "It's nothing, but my body is still a little weak, and my skills have not recovered."
Last night she made a big move.In one fell swoop, he plotted against Miss Dongfang and Miss Yaoyue.But this trick also exhausted all her skills.Afterwards, she didn't have any time to rest, so she hurried northward immediately, and now she couldn't hold on anymore.
Li Yan thought for a while and said, "Don't you think it's disgusting, my horse...cough..." He originally wanted to talk about my horse riding with the two of us, but after thinking about it carefully, she is a girl after all, and has nothing to do with him , how could it be possible to casually agree to ride with a man?Then he quickly changed his words: "Go ride with Xiao Qiushui. Let her ride with you, and you can rest for a while."
Liu Suifeng nodded, and was about to agree, but when he turned his head to see, Xiao Qiushui was looking dumbfounded, with a smirk on his face, holding Ma Jiang with his right hand, and flipping through a book with his left hand. There are four words written on it - "Book of Forgetfulness".
Li Yan sweated profusely, "Miss Xiao, what are you doing?"
Xiao Qiushui said: "My father sent me a book. He said he found it in the Xiao family's ancestral hall, and this is it. It's called "Book of Forgetfulness". I can become a hero, and I am studying it carefully."
Li Yan sweated profusely, "Reading while riding a horse will make you short-sighted... Oh, no, that's not what I'm talking about. Why do you look stupid when you read?"
Xiao Qiushui said: "Look carefully at these four words... Wangqing Tianshu, to learn this book, you have to learn Wangqing, I was trying to find a way to let myself forget love..."
Li Yan wiped off his cold sweat: "Doesn't Wangqing mean becoming an idiot?"
Xiao Qiushui said: "I think... forgetting emotion should refer to losing EQ, um, if someone with a negative EQ learns this book, he will definitely make progress quickly, but unfortunately my EQ is too high, like this A book read by someone with a negative EQ is totally not suitable for me."
Li Yan complained in his heart: No, I think this book is very suitable for you.
Liu Suifeng sweated profusely: "I don't want to share a ride with this kind of guy! It will seriously lower my IQ. I'm the military advisor of the Power Gang. What if my IQ drops? Who will take the responsibility? "
Li Yan wiped his sweat and said, "Cough, I understand, you don't need to say it."
"I'll get on your horse...you hug me to rest." Liu Suifeng said.
Li Yan feels Yali Mountain is big: "It's not clear what men and women give and receive."
Liu Suifeng said: "Don't worry, I just need to change my temperament a little bit, and you will feel that I am a man." After speaking, her temperament immediately changed, and the one she still uses is not the same as Li Yan's. There are not many human skin masks, but just now she gave the impression of a stunning beauty, but now she gives the impression that she has become a real man, exactly the same as Li Yan's impression.
As soon as she got upright, she jumped onto Li Yan's horse, sat in front of Li Yan, leaned back, her back rested on Li Yan's chest, and closed her eyes to rest.
Li Yan sweated profusely: "Hey! This doesn't feel right. Why do I feel like I'm hugging myself? This shit is too creepy, you should change your temperament back to a woman."
"Didn't you say that men and women can't understand each other?"
"Hey, men and women are scarier than men and women!"
"No, I can't change back my femininity, or you will eat my tofu. While hugging me, I fantasized about some lecherous things. I might as well use this kind of masculinity to protect myself." Liu Suifeng said lazily.
Li Yan: "..."
In this way, Li Yan hugged a person whose body and spirit resembled him, and ran for more than [-] miles. He felt very uncomfortable along the way. How could anyone feel comfortable hugging him?It just feels terrible, terrible.
At last, Li Yan couldn't bear it any longer: "Miss Liu, even if we beg you, can you just change your temperament a little bit? If I keep running with you like this, I'm really going crazy. "
"no!"
Li Yan said helplessly: "Don't force me, I was forced to panic, so I had to use some extraordinary means to brainwash myself."
"What extraordinary method can defeat my incomparably exquisite disguise technique?" Liu Suifeng snorted confidently.
Li Yan's hand suddenly moved upwards, hanging on Liu Suifeng's chest. He didn't press it, but the distance was very, very close, only a slight difference. He deliberately said viciously: "If you continue to treat me like this, I just touched it, as long as I touch your chest, no matter how you make your temperament look like a man, I can feel that I am hugging a woman...Hmph...Are you afraid?"
Liu Suifeng was really taken aback this time: "Is there such an exaggerated move?"
Li Yan sweated profusely: "It was you who went too far first, okay? You made me feel like I ran for more than [-] miles with a man in my arms. I feel like throwing up, do you know that?"
Liu Suifeng sweated and said: "It's easy to talk and discuss, you quickly move your hand away, and Mo Yi accidentally touched it, I am a pure and innocent girl, this place cannot be touched casually."
Li Yan hummed: "Change your temperament back to a woman, and I'll put my hands down."
"Yes, yes, you won!" Liu Suifeng obviously didn't move, but her temperament suddenly changed again. Now Li Yan felt that the woman in his arms was indeed a woman, but...it wasn't that This kind of beautiful woman who can overwhelm the country and the city, but a dark and ugly country peasant woman, with big hands and feet, is extremely not elegant.She obviously didn't move, but Li Yan seemed to feel that she was picking her nose, and the movement was very disgusting.
Li Yan sweated profusely: "Hey, what do you mean?"
Liu Suifeng snorted and said, "Didn't you become a woman according to your request?"
Li Yanhan said, "It's not this kind of woman."
Liu Suifeng snorted coldly: "This is self-protection, do you understand? Now your hand is hanging on my chest. If I turn my temperament into a beautiful woman, you will not be transformed into a wolf? When the time comes, touch it for me." , My innocence will be completely ruined, and now this kind of temperament can protect myself, hahaha... You have a feeling, let's see if you vomit."
Li Yan feels that the Yali mountain is big, and Liu Suifeng is right. If Li Yan's hand really touches her current temperament, she will be so disgusted that she can't eat for five days. This is not a joke. .
Li Yan quickly stopped!
The moment he wanted to stop, Xiao Qiushui suddenly slapped him from the side, and shouted: "Haha, I understand the beginner's experience of Wangqing Tianshu..."
She slapped Li Yan on the shoulder, Li Yan didn't guard against it at all, but his arm was pushed inward... The whole palm touched Liu Suifeng's chest...
"Ouch!" Li Yan rolled over and fell off the horse, throwing up violently.Nima, who can bear this?Touched the chest of an ugly, dark peasant woman who was still picking her nostrils, and she would never be able to vomit for five days and five nights.
Liu Suifeng also rolled off the horse and said in shock: "Oh, you really dare to touch? You...you...you even go after a peasant woman in the country? You are too insane. Woo...my innocence...all destroyed……"
Li Yan retched for a while, and screamed: "My God, I touched something that shouldn't be touched, my God..."
Liu Suifeng also screamed: "Oh my god, I was touched by a mad man, my god..."
Xiao Qiushui stopped his fast horse, looked at the two of them curiously, and said, "Tsk...look, you have so much trouble because you think too much, come and learn to forget love, as long as you forget love, it's not like this." How disgusting."
"It's all because of this guy!" Li Yan pointed at Xiao Qiushui.
Liu Suifeng also looked over angrily: "What do you think about this product?"
Li Yan said: "What do you need to say? Let's hang up and fight first!"
Liu Suifeng said angrily: "My Liu Wu's innocence has been ruined, how can I just hang and beat me? I want her to know the terrible consequences of provoking me." Her temperament suddenly changed, becoming a kind Li Yan's very similar temperament, coupled with the human skin mask she was wearing that was very similar to Li Yan, seemed to become another Li Yan in a trance.
She jumped away and appeared in front of Xiao Qiushui in an instant.
Xiao Qiushui was stunned, but didn't react for a while.
Facing a master like Liu Wu, just a moment of stupefaction was enough to kill him. With a wave of Liu Suifeng's hand, he hit Xiao Qiushui's acupuncture points and dragged her off the horse.Although she exhausted her skills in the battle against Miss Dongfang and Miss Yaoyue, after running for tens of miles all the way, she got some rest and recovered a few percent of her skills, which is completely enough to deal with Xiao Qiushui.
Xiao Qiushui sweated profusely, "Hey, what are you going to do to me?"
Liu Suifeng said coldly: "I want to put you in eighteen shapes." She used Li Yan's face, Li Yan's temperament, and now even her voice was somewhat similar to Li Yan's, as expected It's Liu Wuliu Suifeng who has been dressing up in disguise all the time, this disguise skill is really amazing. (to be continued..)
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Li Yan was riding on a fast horse, Liu Suifeng and Xiao Qiushui were also riding on two fast horses, the three of them were hurrying towards the north.
The mountains are green, the water is blue, and the clouds are floating... The breeze blows over the face, it is very refreshing, and there are birds singing in the trees by the roadside... At a certain point, the editor stood behind the 32 father-in-law with a steel pipe, and said coldly : Do you know what it means to hurry on your way?What's up with this landscape description?
32 The father-in-law was shocked, and hurriedly wrote again: Because the horse was going too fast, the oncoming wind made his clothes rattle, and his face was in pain as if being scratched by a knife.The wind howled next to the ears, so that the birdsong could not be heard clearly.
Li Yan was anxious, and Liu Suifeng and Xiao Qiushui were also anxious.When they received the information, the imperial court's twelve gold medals had already been issued, and they might arrive later than the imperial court's gold medals. If they didn't hurry up, they might not be able to stop Marshal Yue.
While running wildly, Liu Suifeng's body suddenly tilted, and he almost fell off the horse's back. Li Yan, who was running beside her, quickly reached out to support her, and then managed to help her sit still.
"What's the matter?" Li Yan asked with some concern. After all, they were companions who acted together, so they should be concerned.This principle is like playing lol. At the beginning, a teammate suddenly gets stuck, and other teammates have to ask with concern: What's wrong?Is your home connected to the Internet with wool?Please use a more stable network cable instead.
Liu Suifeng smiled wryly and said: "It's nothing, but my body is still a little weak, and my skills have not recovered."
Last night she made a big move.In one fell swoop, he plotted against Miss Dongfang and Miss Yaoyue.But this trick also exhausted all her skills.Afterwards, she didn't have any time to rest, so she hurried northward immediately, and now she couldn't hold on anymore.
Li Yan thought for a while and said, "Don't you think it's disgusting, my horse...cough..." He originally wanted to talk about my horse riding with the two of us, but after thinking about it carefully, she is a girl after all, and has nothing to do with him , how could it be possible to casually agree to ride with a man?Then he quickly changed his words: "Go ride with Xiao Qiushui. Let her ride with you, and you can rest for a while."
Liu Suifeng nodded, and was about to agree, but when he turned his head to see, Xiao Qiushui was looking dumbfounded, with a smirk on his face, holding Ma Jiang with his right hand, and flipping through a book with his left hand. There are four words written on it - "Book of Forgetfulness".
Li Yan sweated profusely, "Miss Xiao, what are you doing?"
Xiao Qiushui said: "My father sent me a book. He said he found it in the Xiao family's ancestral hall, and this is it. It's called "Book of Forgetfulness". I can become a hero, and I am studying it carefully."
Li Yan sweated profusely, "Reading while riding a horse will make you short-sighted... Oh, no, that's not what I'm talking about. Why do you look stupid when you read?"
Xiao Qiushui said: "Look carefully at these four words... Wangqing Tianshu, to learn this book, you have to learn Wangqing, I was trying to find a way to let myself forget love..."
Li Yan wiped off his cold sweat: "Doesn't Wangqing mean becoming an idiot?"
Xiao Qiushui said: "I think... forgetting emotion should refer to losing EQ, um, if someone with a negative EQ learns this book, he will definitely make progress quickly, but unfortunately my EQ is too high, like this A book read by someone with a negative EQ is totally not suitable for me."
Li Yan complained in his heart: No, I think this book is very suitable for you.
Liu Suifeng sweated profusely: "I don't want to share a ride with this kind of guy! It will seriously lower my IQ. I'm the military advisor of the Power Gang. What if my IQ drops? Who will take the responsibility? "
Li Yan wiped his sweat and said, "Cough, I understand, you don't need to say it."
"I'll get on your horse...you hug me to rest." Liu Suifeng said.
Li Yan feels Yali Mountain is big: "It's not clear what men and women give and receive."
Liu Suifeng said: "Don't worry, I just need to change my temperament a little bit, and you will feel that I am a man." After speaking, her temperament immediately changed, and the one she still uses is not the same as Li Yan's. There are not many human skin masks, but just now she gave the impression of a stunning beauty, but now she gives the impression that she has become a real man, exactly the same as Li Yan's impression.
As soon as she got upright, she jumped onto Li Yan's horse, sat in front of Li Yan, leaned back, her back rested on Li Yan's chest, and closed her eyes to rest.
Li Yan sweated profusely: "Hey! This doesn't feel right. Why do I feel like I'm hugging myself? This shit is too creepy, you should change your temperament back to a woman."
"Didn't you say that men and women can't understand each other?"
"Hey, men and women are scarier than men and women!"
"No, I can't change back my femininity, or you will eat my tofu. While hugging me, I fantasized about some lecherous things. I might as well use this kind of masculinity to protect myself." Liu Suifeng said lazily.
Li Yan: "..."
In this way, Li Yan hugged a person whose body and spirit resembled him, and ran for more than [-] miles. He felt very uncomfortable along the way. How could anyone feel comfortable hugging him?It just feels terrible, terrible.
At last, Li Yan couldn't bear it any longer: "Miss Liu, even if we beg you, can you just change your temperament a little bit? If I keep running with you like this, I'm really going crazy. "
"no!"
Li Yan said helplessly: "Don't force me, I was forced to panic, so I had to use some extraordinary means to brainwash myself."
"What extraordinary method can defeat my incomparably exquisite disguise technique?" Liu Suifeng snorted confidently.
Li Yan's hand suddenly moved upwards, hanging on Liu Suifeng's chest. He didn't press it, but the distance was very, very close, only a slight difference. He deliberately said viciously: "If you continue to treat me like this, I just touched it, as long as I touch your chest, no matter how you make your temperament look like a man, I can feel that I am hugging a woman...Hmph...Are you afraid?"
Liu Suifeng was really taken aback this time: "Is there such an exaggerated move?"
Li Yan sweated profusely: "It was you who went too far first, okay? You made me feel like I ran for more than [-] miles with a man in my arms. I feel like throwing up, do you know that?"
Liu Suifeng sweated and said: "It's easy to talk and discuss, you quickly move your hand away, and Mo Yi accidentally touched it, I am a pure and innocent girl, this place cannot be touched casually."
Li Yan hummed: "Change your temperament back to a woman, and I'll put my hands down."
"Yes, yes, you won!" Liu Suifeng obviously didn't move, but her temperament suddenly changed again. Now Li Yan felt that the woman in his arms was indeed a woman, but...it wasn't that This kind of beautiful woman who can overwhelm the country and the city, but a dark and ugly country peasant woman, with big hands and feet, is extremely not elegant.She obviously didn't move, but Li Yan seemed to feel that she was picking her nose, and the movement was very disgusting.
Li Yan sweated profusely: "Hey, what do you mean?"
Liu Suifeng snorted and said, "Didn't you become a woman according to your request?"
Li Yanhan said, "It's not this kind of woman."
Liu Suifeng snorted coldly: "This is self-protection, do you understand? Now your hand is hanging on my chest. If I turn my temperament into a beautiful woman, you will not be transformed into a wolf? When the time comes, touch it for me." , My innocence will be completely ruined, and now this kind of temperament can protect myself, hahaha... You have a feeling, let's see if you vomit."
Li Yan feels that the Yali mountain is big, and Liu Suifeng is right. If Li Yan's hand really touches her current temperament, she will be so disgusted that she can't eat for five days. This is not a joke. .
Li Yan quickly stopped!
The moment he wanted to stop, Xiao Qiushui suddenly slapped him from the side, and shouted: "Haha, I understand the beginner's experience of Wangqing Tianshu..."
She slapped Li Yan on the shoulder, Li Yan didn't guard against it at all, but his arm was pushed inward... The whole palm touched Liu Suifeng's chest...
"Ouch!" Li Yan rolled over and fell off the horse, throwing up violently.Nima, who can bear this?Touched the chest of an ugly, dark peasant woman who was still picking her nostrils, and she would never be able to vomit for five days and five nights.
Liu Suifeng also rolled off the horse and said in shock: "Oh, you really dare to touch? You...you...you even go after a peasant woman in the country? You are too insane. Woo...my innocence...all destroyed……"
Li Yan retched for a while, and screamed: "My God, I touched something that shouldn't be touched, my God..."
Liu Suifeng also screamed: "Oh my god, I was touched by a mad man, my god..."
Xiao Qiushui stopped his fast horse, looked at the two of them curiously, and said, "Tsk...look, you have so much trouble because you think too much, come and learn to forget love, as long as you forget love, it's not like this." How disgusting."
"It's all because of this guy!" Li Yan pointed at Xiao Qiushui.
Liu Suifeng also looked over angrily: "What do you think about this product?"
Li Yan said: "What do you need to say? Let's hang up and fight first!"
Liu Suifeng said angrily: "My Liu Wu's innocence has been ruined, how can I just hang and beat me? I want her to know the terrible consequences of provoking me." Her temperament suddenly changed, becoming a kind Li Yan's very similar temperament, coupled with the human skin mask she was wearing that was very similar to Li Yan, seemed to become another Li Yan in a trance.
She jumped away and appeared in front of Xiao Qiushui in an instant.
Xiao Qiushui was stunned, but didn't react for a while.
Facing a master like Liu Wu, just a moment of stupefaction was enough to kill him. With a wave of Liu Suifeng's hand, he hit Xiao Qiushui's acupuncture points and dragged her off the horse.Although she exhausted her skills in the battle against Miss Dongfang and Miss Yaoyue, after running for tens of miles all the way, she got some rest and recovered a few percent of her skills, which is completely enough to deal with Xiao Qiushui.
Xiao Qiushui sweated profusely, "Hey, what are you going to do to me?"
Liu Suifeng said coldly: "I want to put you in eighteen shapes." She used Li Yan's face, Li Yan's temperament, and now even her voice was somewhat similar to Li Yan's, as expected It's Liu Wuliu Suifeng who has been dressing up in disguise all the time, this disguise skill is really amazing. (to be continued..)
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