Mengniang martial arts world

the second

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Being rubbed by Li Yan's spoof, Yue Fei's body softened, and he almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, she reacted quickly and quickly hugged Li Yan's arm, thus avoiding the embarrassment of falling to the ground... She I couldn't help but reminded in a low voice: "Li Shaoxia, respect yourself...I said you were acting, and you still took the opportunity to fumble around, isn't it a little too much?"

If it was Li Yan, the usual moral emperor, he would have to admit his mistake and say sorry now, but recently Li Yan's moral integrity has also been declining, and the means of dealing with such things are much smarter than before.He didn't say sorry, but said solemnly: "Marshal Yue, just now you forced my hand into your chest without discussing it with me in advance. This action is extremely distasteful to me. Respect and sexual harassment, my body and mind have been greatly hurt, in a sad mood, my fingers can't help shaking, only to touch places that shouldn't be touched, how can you blame me?"

"Ah?" Yue Fei was stunned: "What else is there to say? Don't men like this kind of thing?"

Li Yan said solemnly: "Although I like it, I don't like it when I'm forced. I'm really angry, and my fingers are shaking with anger." Speaking of this, his fingers shook again, and again A depression was pressed on a certain soft and soft hill.

Yue Fei was pressed so hard that his whole body went limp for a while, he was really helpless, it was not easy to have a fit at this moment, he had to laugh along with him, turned his head to the old lady and said: "My lord, look, I...I really... It's not Lily...Man and I are so...so intimate...ah...I like men the most."

Mrs. Yue had a smirk in her eyes, and said with a snort, "Okay. Seeing that you are already like this, I can barely believe that you are not Lily...well...but what about Yue Yun?" The evil old woman put His eyes fell on Yue Yun.

Li Yan thought to himself: No way, you made a fool of your daughter, and now you are going to make a fool of your granddaughter?I don't take you like this.

Yue Yun was shocked by her look, and hurriedly said: "Grandma. Look... I am still a pure and beautiful girl of fifteen or sixteen years old. In this life, cough... I have never held hands with a man before. Such a thing ...cough cough...can you forgive me?"

"What's wrong with fifteen or sixteen years old?" Mrs. Yue snorted, "Many fifteen or sixteen-year-old women get married. I know quite a few who married at twelve or thirteen years old. Hmph, look , you are fifteen or sixteen years old, and you have not yet married and had children. Is this a lily? Prove to me that you are not, or I will drink pesticides."

Li Yan thought to himself: Hello.Didn't you jump into the river just now?Are you now drinking pesticides?

Yue Yun said with a bitter face: "The mother's way of proving, the granddaughter can't do it... That's too hot, I... I don't have such courage."

Madam Yue snorted, "Where are the pesticides? Quickly bring the pesticides!"

"Hey, mother, stop making trouble..." Yue Fei sweated profusely: "Yue Yun is still young, don't force her, anyway, as long as one of us is willing to marry and have children. The Yue family will have a descendant, don't worry, This matter... Leave it to me, so don't bother with your granddaughter."

"Oh, you said it yourself." Mrs. Yue laughed like a fox, "You promised me that you will get married and have children..." After finishing speaking, she handed over the paper with her name on it and said: " Remember clearly, the sons to be born will be named Yue Lei, Yue Zhen, and Yue Ting, and the daughters will be named Yue Anniang, Yue Yinping... Hehehe... You and Li Shaoxia even did such a shameless thing just now. Men won't want you anymore, so you just follow Li Shaoxia, it just so happens that Li Shaoxia agrees that the child will take the mother's surname, hehehe..."

"Yes, yes!" Yue Fei smiled wryly and nodded.She finally understands now that her mother is deliberately playing tricks, causing her and Li Yan to do some such things, first make the fact that men and women can't understand each other, and then come to ask them to get married, she pursed her mouth and said in a low voice Li Yan said: "Hey, how long will you stick your hands in my neckline?"

Li Yan shrugged: "Obviously you put it in by yourself." Although he said so, he finally pulled his hand out of her neckline. It's not very good to do it with Yue Yun's face. If there is a chance in the future, it's okay to find a place where there are no people and catch a beloved girl to do it.

Only then did Yue Fei tidy up his clothes, and said to the old lady: "My lord, my daughter just listens to you." She turned her head and said in a very low voice: "Li Shaoxia, I don't know if you are willing or not, but for the time being Pretend to agree, otherwise the mother will play tricks, who will not be able to stand it."

Li Yan thought to himself: That's true, who can bear the old woman's madness?So he also whispered: "Okay, I will cooperate with you in acting."

Yue Fei turned around again, and said to the old lady: "My lord, I discussed with Li Shaoxia just now, he is willing to marry me, and he also agreed that the child's surname is Yue, we will discuss the marriage on another auspicious day, you don't have to worry about it anymore. "

Li Yan quickly cooperated and said, "Yes!"

Mrs. Yue's eyes twitched: "Isn't it to deal with my old lady? You formed an actor team temporarily, right? Speaking of Li Shaoxia, how much money will my daughter give you for this scene?"

Li Yan: "..."

A reader angrily raised a mace: "32 Father-in-Law, damn it, can you stop adding weird lines? What about the ancient style? This damn style is completely messed up, please unsubscribe."

32 The father-in-law was shocked, and hurriedly said: "Don't worry, the ancient flavor will come out soon."

So rewrite:

Mrs. Yue's eyes twitched: "Isn't it to deal with my old lady, you improvised a play, right? By the way, Li Shaoxia, how much gold or how much silver will my daughter pay you for this play? "

Li Yan sweated, the old woman was really sensitive, but she said: "How can this be, we really love each other, true love is priceless, how can it be exchanged for a few taels of gold or silver, ahem."

The old lady laughed softly: "Okay, it doesn't matter whether you are true or not, anyway, let's do it for now, I'm tired, you can play on your own."

Li Yan, Yue Fei, and Yue Yun were all relieved, and quickly retreated from the small building. This old woman's madness is really hard to deal with.If she was an evil old woman, she could be knocked down with one punch, but she is a good person. The most difficult thing to deal with in the world is when a good person goes crazy. You can't beat or scold her, so you can only deal with it carefully.

As soon as he came out of the building, Yue Fei corrected his appearance and said, "Li Shaoxia, what happened just now is thanks to your help, but...cough...please don't take it too seriously."

Li Yan also said solemnly: "Don't worry, I won't take it seriously."

"It's not serious, be careful grandma wants to deal with you in a new way, let's take it seriously." Yue Yun smiled beside him.

"What do little girls know about movies?" Yue Fei glared at her, told her not to talk nonsense, and then said seriously: "Anyway, please take care of my mother."

Li Yan cupped his fists and said: "Okay! Cough, I would like to say something more about what the old lady said. It is very important for a woman to marry. It is related to the happiness of a lifetime. You still have to choose a man you like. , must not be considered for the mother's order, whether the son's surname is Yue or not, the most important thing is the relationship, the character of the other party... Otherwise, marry a messy rotten man, Those who beat their wives at home and engage in gambling outside, that’s all over.”

Hearing this, Yue Fei couldn't help being moved: "It's rare that Li Shaoxia would have such an idea... A man like you who is willing to consider women is really... hard to find."

Li Yan thought to himself: What is this? Who in the future doesn't think so?Freedom of marriage and freedom of love are things that people in my era have reached a consensus on. I am just expressing public values, so there is no need to be so moved, right?

The helpers from Heimuya came over and invited Yue Fei's mother and daughter to the guest room to rest, while Li Yan hurried back to his main helm, and saw that the girls had already got the news, and they were waiting for him to come back at the door of the main helm. When he appeared at the gate, he was surrounded by a group of girls, and pushed into the hall with all his brains. There was already a reception banquet set up inside, and everyone had a happy meal.

That night, a few more girls sneaked into his room to make out with him, such as the girl with ponytails, the upright Yujie, and other girls who have already married Li Yan. Re-studied the eighteen patterns twice... Those strange sounds they made made the servant girl Shuang'er and Shi Jian who were waiting in the small room outside blushed and had their ears pricked, and they were full of reveries...

There is nothing important to do in the next few days. A few days ago, Heimuya was still in dire straits, and a war that could subvert the Jianghu level could occur at any time, but now it is unbelievably calm.The battle between the imperial court and Heimuya seems to have never happened before. With the help of "fake Yue Fei", the relationship between the imperial court and several universities has entered a honeymoon period. The empress frequently issued orders to award medals to several universities. .And the Power Gang benefited a lot, receiving all kinds of rewards, and many important figures in the gang were even appointed as officials, and they all became generals leading troops.

Yue Fei and Yue Yun were suppressed by Mrs. Yue, and they didn't dare to bring up the matter of going back to the court, so they could only hide in the black wood cliff as guests with peace of mind.

Li Yan, on the other hand, practiced martial arts and learned magical skills with his girls every day. He had a great time and had a good time. In just a blink of an eye, several days passed.

This morning, when Li Yan got up, the little maid, Shi Jian, came in to help him wash and clean his hair, and said in a low voice, "Speaking of which, I don't know if Shi Potian's internal injuries have healed, she was robbed Changle Gang, I'm so worried."

When Li Yan heard this, his heart moved: Yes, I almost forgot about Shi Potian, it's time to go to Changle Gang to see her.