Mengniang martial arts world

the second

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When Li Yan walked into the hall, he just heard Bei Haishi clear his throat, and said with a smile: "Brothers in the gang, brothers outside the gang, comrades in the rivers and lakes, guests and heroes, hello...today is my Changle It is the annual happy day of the gang, and it is a happy meeting to witness the Changle spirit of the Changle Gang. In this meeting, we have no distinction in status, no martial arts level, we only talk about happiness, as long as we are happy, we don’t want anything but happiness!"

The last time Li Yan saw Bei Haishi was at Heimuya. At that time, she had a sick face. Although she was beautiful, the sick face affected her beauty. But when she saw her this time, her face was rosy, obviously for the happy event. She put on some make-up, and covered her face with red powder to cover up her sallow complexion. In this way, her sickness disappeared, and she looked a lot prettier.

After she finished speaking, there was a burst of cheers from the audience.

"Oh yeah!"

"Happy Sego!"

"The happy spirit of the Changle Gang is immortal!"

Li Yan was sweating profusely, so he had no choice but to applaud.

Bei Haishi said: "This conference is the same as before. Everyone will put on a show, tell jokes, show cuteness, in short, you can do anything. Let more people laugh and make the whole world happy and happy. This is our purpose."

"Oh yeah!"

There was another burst of cheers from the audience.

Li Yan's sweat can already be used to take a bath. What's the situation? The Changle Gang in "Xia Ke Xing" is a very serious gangster, okay? How come there is no lower limit in this plane?

At this time, Bei Haishi said: "Now, I invite the leader of our gang Shi to give the opening speech of the happy meeting!"

The whole hall fell silent immediately, and countless pairs of eyes were fixed on Shi Potian, the young gang leader.It has not been long since she became the leader of the Changle Gang, and many people in the Jianghu do not understand why the Changle Gang chose such a person to be the leader, and what is so special about her?One need only listen to her opening speech to get an idea of ​​her character.

Shi Potian said: "Oh, I've already said it, I'm not your boss, I'm a dog bastard, I live with my mother in the mountains, and I have a big yellow dog at home..."

Quiet……

No one spoke in the entire hall, and the scene turned cold for a while.Everyone was stunned.

After a while, I heard Bei Haishi laughing "hahahaha" and said: "As expected of the leader of the gang, he has been telling funny jokes since the opening speech. This joke is really awesome. It made me laugh." Laughing badly. How can anyone say that he is a bastard? Hahahaha..."

When the people in the hall heard Bei Haishi's words, they suddenly realized that Gang Leader Shi was telling a joke. Now that the happy meeting has started, telling jokes is not against the law. It should be said...jokes are encouraged, people The dignified helper.They all put down their dignity and used the cold joke of being a dog bastard as the opening speech. We didn't realize it. What a failure.

A beautiful girl shouted: "Boss leader, I finally know why you are qualified to be the boss. With such a funny ability, my subordinates will never be able to catch up with you. You are my role model, my role model, and my vision." It’s the direction I’m going... Ah, you are the crow flying in the world, and I am the yellow dog chasing the ground..." Li Yan recognized this person, and this was one of the nine girls who went to Heimuya, Li Yan still remembers Her name is Mi Xiangzhu.He is an important figure in the Changle Gang.

Another girl also said loudly: "Since the gang leader has already started telling jokes, how can the subordinates not follow up? I will sing a funny song for everyone, which I learned not long ago. "

She opened her voice and sang loudly: "You are my little apple, I can never love you too much..."

Everyone sweated profusely: "What kind of shit song, shut up."

The girl ignored everyone and continued to sing for the second time.

Everyone sweated profusely again: "Hey, you are enough."

The girl continued to sing for the third time.

For some reason, everyone sang together: "You are my little apple, I can't love you too much..." They couldn't stop at all.

Li Yan felt like he was going crazy. What kind of happy meeting was this? It was simply a meeting for exchanging ideas from neuropathy. Ordinary people couldn't understand the essence of it at all.He took advantage of the chaos of the crowd, and moved forward quietly. People around were telling jokes, singing, and dancing weird dances, but no one noticed him, and he quietly touched Shi Potian's side.

When Shi Potian saw him coming, he was overjoyed: "Ah, brother Li Yan is here, are you here to pick me up? It's so strange here, they all say that I am the leader of the gang, I have no idea what they are talking about. "

Li Yan whispered: "Hush, don't let Bei Haishi hear... I'm here to see you, so I won't pick you up for now, as long as you stay in this gang safely, you will have a good time." It's up to you, be obedient."

Shi Potian nodded, half understanding.

The two of them were talking here when they suddenly saw a bright young girl squeezed in beside her. This young girl was very stylishly dressed, and the clothes on her body were very gorgeous, and there were many pendants on it. With a tinkling sound, she walked up to Shi Potian, glared at Li Yan first, and then said to Shi Potian: "Good sister, don't pay attention to this man, come and play with me."

Shi Potian said: "Ding Ding Dang Dang, I'm not your good sister, I'm really a bastard."

Li Yan's heart moved. It turned out that this person was Ding Dong. This girl was also an important character in "Xia Ke Xing". Because she fell in love with Shi Zhongyu, she mistakenly took Shi Potian for Shi Zhongyu, and ended up being obsessed with Shi Potian. She brought The Xuanbing Jade Fire Wine is one of the top elixir medicines for Shi Potian's internal injuries, but this woman's character is not very good. In the original book, Shi Jian was killed by Ding Dong, and she also tricked Shi Potian to go to the hospital. He helped Shi Zhongyu take the blame and did a lot of bad things.

Li Yan didn't like her very much, and didn't want to talk to her, so he said to Shi Potian in a low voice: "This woman is not a good person, you should be careful with her..."

Ding Dang smiled and took Shi Potian's hand and said: "I'm talking nonsense again, I keep saying that I am a bastard, but I think you are my favorite sister Shi, come on, let's talk in the back room. "She took Shi Potian's hand and walked into the small room next to her.

Li Yan thought to himself: Don't teach Shi Potian badly, I have to watch secretly.

He also followed, and saw the two girls enter the wing room and shut the door tightly. Li Yan walked around to the window, poked a small hole in the window, and looked inside.With his internal strength, it couldn't be easier to make it soundless, how could Ding Dong know that someone was peeping beside him.

She took Shi Potian's hand and said: "Sister Shi, today is a happy meeting, and everyone outside is amused by you, so you should also make me happy."

Shi Potian said: "But I don't know how to make people happy at all."

Ding Dong laughed and said, "You just use the way you used to make people happy..."

Shi Potian said strangely: "I didn't know you well before, so I don't know how you can be happy... I live in the mountains, live with my mother, and I have a big yellow dog..."

Dingdang smiled and said, "Here it is again...it doesn't matter if you don't remember clearly, I'll let you remember." A hint of coquettishness flashed across her face: "Don't you like to play tricks on me the most, so you can do it again... "While speaking, he took Shi Potian's hand and pressed it on his chest.

Shi Potian was taken aback: "Oh, what are you going to do?"

Ding Dang said: "Don't you like playing tricks on me like this the most?"

Shi Potian: "..."

Li Yan outside the window also: "..."

Ding Dong not only let Shi Potian's hand touch his chest, but also stretched out his hand to touch Shi Potian's chest, and said with a smile: "Let's rub each other, both of us can feel comfortable."

Shi Potian sweated profusely: "Don't...I...I don't like this, I don't want to be like this with women."

Ding Dang wondered: "Brother Shi, don't you like both men and women?"

Shi Potian sweated profusely: "Everyone says I'm a bastard. I only like men, not women." She moved away from Ding Dong's hand to prevent her from touching herself.

Ding Dong pouted unhappily and said, "What, you are so indifferent to people...Come on, let's make love and make love."

Shi Potian was so frightened that he was out of his wits, he kept backing, bumped into a small bed at the back, and fell onto the bed with a plop, Ding Dang took advantage of the situation and pressed on, holding Shi Potian down, hehe said with a smile: "Usually it is you I pressed on the bed, and this time it's the other way around. Come on, let's have a good time."

Shi Potian screamed: "Don't... I don't want to make out with women." She actually had a strong internal force at this time, but she didn't know how to use it yet, and she didn't dare to struggle even if she was held down by Ding Dong.

At this time, Li Yan outside the window couldn't take it anymore, Ding Dang, this evil guy, if this continues, don't take the natural girl Shi Potian to some strange direction, you must know that Shi Potian is like a blank sheet of paper now , is the easiest time to be taught some messy things to go in, maybe Ding Dong pestered her for a while, and pulled Shi Potian into the terrifying lily hell.

Thinking of this, Li Yan couldn't hold back any longer, he slapped open the window and jumped in, shouting, "Hey, stop, what are you going to do to this natural stupid girl?"

Ding Dong was taken aback. In fact, anyone who was hit by someone while making out with others would inevitably be shocked. What's more, she was not making out with a man, but a woman. It's even more embarrassing.But who is Ding Dong? She is a person who is used to playing tricks, not the kind of girl who is easy to bully. She put her hands on her waist and said angrily: "Hey, did you make a mistake? You actually came here to peek The two of us sisters are making out, what's the matter? Are you jealous? Do you want to participate in one?"