Mengniang martial arts world
Chapter 877 Meng, we are too witty
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Dozens of imperial guards were beaten up and down, Tang Baoniu and Fang Henshao were obviously very proud and laughed complacently.
Li Yan couldn't help sweating profusely. If ordinary martial arts figures knock down dozens of ordinary Yulin soldiers, they usually don't have any pride. Unless they knock down dozens of martial arts masters, maybe they are a little bit proud Capital.
But this Tang Baoniu and Fang Henshao, who can raise their tails to the sky even for such a trivial matter, really... don't have the demeanor of a martial arts figure at all.
Mi Cangqiong was very angry: "How long are you going to play with these teasers? Go to a few more people and clean them up for me."
The soldiers of the imperial forest army got the order, separated a hundred people from the main force, shouted and formed a semi-circular formation, and surrounded the three bandits.However, as soon as they surrounded them, they realized that something was wrong. It turned out that Miss Wen Wen left the main road and walked into the woods just now to pick up the knife. The terrain where the three bandits are now is really complicated.
In such a place, it is very difficult for the Royal Forest Army to form an formation. As a result, as soon as they got into the woods, the Royal Forest Army was in chaos. Drill in the woods.
Tang Baoniu let out a laugh, and ran towards a squad of Imperial Forest Army, only to hear the sound of "Beng Bang Bang Bang" fists hitting flesh from time to time, and after a while, that group of Imperial Forest Army fell to the ground again.
Fang Henshao faced the other team, her body floated up slightly, her movements were very light, her toes were connected between the rocks and the trees, and she jumped quickly, her body seemed to be transformed into a light and shadow, darting back and forth among the trees Go, the imperial forest army team saw her flying around in front of them, their eyes were dazzled, and they didn't know when.She had already floated into the group of people, and then the Imperial Forest Army fell to the ground, all of which were hit by her acupuncture points.
Mi Cangqiong's eyes narrowed, and his voice finally turned dark: "Yu Linjun, come back..."
That group of Imperial Forest Army were old-fashioned soldiers in the capital, they didn't like to fight and kill, and they wished to withdraw as soon as possible.Hearing Eunuch Mi's order, he immediately coaxed out of the woods and returned to the middle of the road.
Then Mi Cangqiong gave the order again: "Little ones, you go."
The five master eunuchs nodded, tapped their toes lightly, and leaped into the woods.Two of them went to Tang Baoniu.Two of them went towards Fang Hen Shao, while the other went towards Gentleness.
When Tang Baoniu saw a master from the inside, his spirits lifted, he laughed and said, "Against this giant, do you want to win with just two people? This giant just knocked down dozens of them..." He just finished speaking , two master eunuchs had arrived in front of them, Tang Baoniu punched them.A eunuch also threw a fist.
Hearing the sound of "touch", the eunuch took only two steps back and stood firmly on the stake, obviously not suffering much.Tang Baoniu froze, another eunuch suddenly rubbed his body and punched Tang Baoniu in the face.She was startled and quickly turned her head to dodge, but the eunuch suddenly changed his stance and turned around halfway through the punch.It hit her on the shoulder, knocked her fit body to the ground, and she was out of danger after rolling several times. The clothes on her body were covered with mud and fallen leaves, and she looked quite embarrassed.
Tang Baoniu exclaimed: "Oh, the idea is tricky!"
Major General Fang Hen next to him folded the book in his hand and said with a smile, "Ah Niu. Why are you speaking so poorly? What kind of idea is difficult for you? This is simply a slang word, only thieves would say it."
Tang Baoniu snorted and said, "We are the Seven Great Bandits, that is, thieves. What's wrong with talking nonsense? You still have time to talk to me, didn't two eunuchs also go to you?"
Fang Henshao laughed and said, "Don't think I'm as good as you, I'm very good."
Tang Baoniu rolled his eyes.
At this time, two master eunuchs had already arrived in front of Fang Henshao, a sword and a knife slashed at Fang Henshao at the same time.
Fang Henshao's body suddenly flew up lightly, she didn't retreat or hide to the side, but straightly rushed towards the two eunuchs, the two eunuchs were slightly startled, thinking: You are not afraid of being killed To kill with a sword?
However, Fang Henshao twisted his body and passed through the very narrow space between the saber and sword, and suddenly appeared very close to the two eunuch masters, so close that even the tip of his nose almost touched the tip of his nose .The two chief supervisors were shocked, at such a close distance, it was too late to take back the weapons they cut out, only two soft bangs were heard, Fang Henshao had already hit the acupoints of the two of them.
At this time, the last eunuch expert was walking towards Rourou, holding the knife he had just brought back from the hospital, and swiped two knives. The knife, but because he was too scared, he ran away after shaking the knife away, and lost face at home. This time he came to find it.
The eunuch master said seriously to Rou Rou: "Little girl, be good, don't resist, I won't hurt you..."
Rourou held the knife in her right hand, and she seemed to be resisting, but she put the knife away suddenly, stretched out her left hand, pointed at the back of the eunuch master with her slender finger, and shouted: "Oh, don't just look at it. I'm sorry, look behind you, there is a strong enemy coming to attack you. I despise this kind of sneak attack on others, so even though the person who attacked you is my friend, I still can't help reminding you you."
The eunuch rubbed his forehead with his hands: "Little girl, you are not good at martial arts, you can't beat me, so don't use such cheap lies to deceive people, do I seem to be such a stupid person? Even such a stupid trick can fall into place? I If you turn around, you will slash me from behind, right? But... even if I turn my back on you, you can't hit me..."
Before the man finished speaking, he suddenly felt a numbness in his back. It turned out that "when the book is ready", Fang Henshao had floated behind him and hit his acupoints with his finger.
The eunuch master had an extremely weird look on his face, and he fell limp slowly.
Fang Hen Shao clapped his hands, smiled at Tang Baoniu who was still suffering on the other side: "A Niu, do you want me to help you?"
Tang Baoniu said angrily, "I don't want your help!"
Fang Hen Shao giggled and said, "But I think you're about to die."
"Damn it, who can do it?" Tang Baoniu looked a little embarrassed under the siege of two eunuch masters, but she still shouted: "Don't underestimate people, I don't need help from others."
It seemed that after being ridiculed by her colleagues, she couldn't hold back her face, her face suddenly flushed, and she let out a loud roar, as if the saint warrior of the goddess broke out in the small universe, and suddenly bronze could defeat gold...
There were two loud bangs of "Bump", and the two master eunuchs fell down. At the same time, Tang Baoniu was also punched twice, but she didn't feel the pain in her body, and laughed loudly: "I won! Xiaofang, I said no If you help, you don’t need to help.”
Fang Hen said: "But I took down three enemies faster than you took down two, which proves that I am stronger than you."
Tang Baoniu said: "My two enemies are obviously much stronger. You are dealing with three rookies, of course it is easy."
"Nonsense, I am a real master against those three."
"Stop talking, the real master will be pointed out by you? Come and give me a try, and see if I will be so easy to be overthrown."
Fang Hen Shao rolled up his sleeves: "You wait, I'll kick you right now."
Tang Baoniu also rolled up his sleeves: "Come on! Who is afraid of whom."
Li Yan was sweating profusely.
Mi Cangqiong was even more enraged when he saw it: "You two, you two." After shouting, he pointed at his subordinates and said, "Trash, all of them are trash... even more fun than you!"
After being scolded by the boss, the eunuch masters couldn't sit still immediately, and another eight masters walked out. These eight people originally wanted to invite Tang Baoniu and Fang Henshao to fight, but they saw that the two men rolled up their sleeves, as if Just about to fight, Wen Rou tried to persuade her, but the two of them were not willing to listen, they stared wide-eyed.
The eight eunuchs were secretly delighted: These two teasers forced the nest to turn against each other, that's great, we sneaked in from behind while they were biting the dog's hair, and instantly restrained the two of them, it was a great achievement.
The eight masters did not make a sound, did not breathe, and moved quietly. Four of them came to Tang Baoniu's back, and the other four went to Fang Henshao's back.
Tang Baoniu, Fang Henshao and Wenrou didn't pay attention to them, they were arguing, Wenrou was trying to persuade them to quarrel, and it was a mess.
The eight eunuch masters secretly rejoiced, the closer they touched, the closer they were, and seeing the distance that could defeat the enemy with a single leap, the eight masters took a deep breath together, and planned to make a move...
Li Yan couldn't help sweating profusely: Hey, you guys of the seven bandits, you won't be taken down like this, will you?
At this critical moment, Tang Baoniu and Fang Henshao, who were quarreling, suddenly made a move...
Of course, the two of them were not attacking their own people.
Tang Baoniu turned around suddenly, and her bowl-sized fist slammed behind her. The four eunuch masters behind her had no idea that she would suddenly turn around and punch, and they were stunned. When they arrived in front of them, they wanted to dodge, but there was no time, they collided, and the four of them fell to the ground together.
At the same time, Fang Henshao on the other side spun lightly around the four eunuchs, but the four eunuchs didn't react at all, they were stunned when their acupuncture points were tapped, and they fell limply to the ground.
The two big bandits burst out laughing!
Tang Baoniu said: "Xiao Fang, they thought we were teasing, hahahaha."
Fang Hen smiled and said, "Ah Niu, they are actually the ones who are funny, hahahaha."
Tang Baoniu said with a smile: "Our ingenuity is so powerful, I can't help but feel terrible about my wit. If this continues, I will definitely become smarter than Mr. Zhuge."
Fang Hen said with a smile: "There is no need to develop, we are already smarter than Mr. Zhuge, Mr. Zhuge must not have thought of such a clever strategy, hahahaha."
The two laughed together: "Yes, yes, we are the smartest."
Everyone was speechless.
ps: Thank you Sanshan Ershui, dawd, pexist, and the cutest middle school two for rewarding 100 starting coins
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Dozens of imperial guards were beaten up and down, Tang Baoniu and Fang Henshao were obviously very proud and laughed complacently.
Li Yan couldn't help sweating profusely. If ordinary martial arts figures knock down dozens of ordinary Yulin soldiers, they usually don't have any pride. Unless they knock down dozens of martial arts masters, maybe they are a little bit proud Capital.
But this Tang Baoniu and Fang Henshao, who can raise their tails to the sky even for such a trivial matter, really... don't have the demeanor of a martial arts figure at all.
Mi Cangqiong was very angry: "How long are you going to play with these teasers? Go to a few more people and clean them up for me."
The soldiers of the imperial forest army got the order, separated a hundred people from the main force, shouted and formed a semi-circular formation, and surrounded the three bandits.However, as soon as they surrounded them, they realized that something was wrong. It turned out that Miss Wen Wen left the main road and walked into the woods just now to pick up the knife. The terrain where the three bandits are now is really complicated.
In such a place, it is very difficult for the Royal Forest Army to form an formation. As a result, as soon as they got into the woods, the Royal Forest Army was in chaos. Drill in the woods.
Tang Baoniu let out a laugh, and ran towards a squad of Imperial Forest Army, only to hear the sound of "Beng Bang Bang Bang" fists hitting flesh from time to time, and after a while, that group of Imperial Forest Army fell to the ground again.
Fang Henshao faced the other team, her body floated up slightly, her movements were very light, her toes were connected between the rocks and the trees, and she jumped quickly, her body seemed to be transformed into a light and shadow, darting back and forth among the trees Go, the imperial forest army team saw her flying around in front of them, their eyes were dazzled, and they didn't know when.She had already floated into the group of people, and then the Imperial Forest Army fell to the ground, all of which were hit by her acupuncture points.
Mi Cangqiong's eyes narrowed, and his voice finally turned dark: "Yu Linjun, come back..."
That group of Imperial Forest Army were old-fashioned soldiers in the capital, they didn't like to fight and kill, and they wished to withdraw as soon as possible.Hearing Eunuch Mi's order, he immediately coaxed out of the woods and returned to the middle of the road.
Then Mi Cangqiong gave the order again: "Little ones, you go."
The five master eunuchs nodded, tapped their toes lightly, and leaped into the woods.Two of them went to Tang Baoniu.Two of them went towards Fang Hen Shao, while the other went towards Gentleness.
When Tang Baoniu saw a master from the inside, his spirits lifted, he laughed and said, "Against this giant, do you want to win with just two people? This giant just knocked down dozens of them..." He just finished speaking , two master eunuchs had arrived in front of them, Tang Baoniu punched them.A eunuch also threw a fist.
Hearing the sound of "touch", the eunuch took only two steps back and stood firmly on the stake, obviously not suffering much.Tang Baoniu froze, another eunuch suddenly rubbed his body and punched Tang Baoniu in the face.She was startled and quickly turned her head to dodge, but the eunuch suddenly changed his stance and turned around halfway through the punch.It hit her on the shoulder, knocked her fit body to the ground, and she was out of danger after rolling several times. The clothes on her body were covered with mud and fallen leaves, and she looked quite embarrassed.
Tang Baoniu exclaimed: "Oh, the idea is tricky!"
Major General Fang Hen next to him folded the book in his hand and said with a smile, "Ah Niu. Why are you speaking so poorly? What kind of idea is difficult for you? This is simply a slang word, only thieves would say it."
Tang Baoniu snorted and said, "We are the Seven Great Bandits, that is, thieves. What's wrong with talking nonsense? You still have time to talk to me, didn't two eunuchs also go to you?"
Fang Henshao laughed and said, "Don't think I'm as good as you, I'm very good."
Tang Baoniu rolled his eyes.
At this time, two master eunuchs had already arrived in front of Fang Henshao, a sword and a knife slashed at Fang Henshao at the same time.
Fang Henshao's body suddenly flew up lightly, she didn't retreat or hide to the side, but straightly rushed towards the two eunuchs, the two eunuchs were slightly startled, thinking: You are not afraid of being killed To kill with a sword?
However, Fang Henshao twisted his body and passed through the very narrow space between the saber and sword, and suddenly appeared very close to the two eunuch masters, so close that even the tip of his nose almost touched the tip of his nose .The two chief supervisors were shocked, at such a close distance, it was too late to take back the weapons they cut out, only two soft bangs were heard, Fang Henshao had already hit the acupoints of the two of them.
At this time, the last eunuch expert was walking towards Rourou, holding the knife he had just brought back from the hospital, and swiped two knives. The knife, but because he was too scared, he ran away after shaking the knife away, and lost face at home. This time he came to find it.
The eunuch master said seriously to Rou Rou: "Little girl, be good, don't resist, I won't hurt you..."
Rourou held the knife in her right hand, and she seemed to be resisting, but she put the knife away suddenly, stretched out her left hand, pointed at the back of the eunuch master with her slender finger, and shouted: "Oh, don't just look at it. I'm sorry, look behind you, there is a strong enemy coming to attack you. I despise this kind of sneak attack on others, so even though the person who attacked you is my friend, I still can't help reminding you you."
The eunuch rubbed his forehead with his hands: "Little girl, you are not good at martial arts, you can't beat me, so don't use such cheap lies to deceive people, do I seem to be such a stupid person? Even such a stupid trick can fall into place? I If you turn around, you will slash me from behind, right? But... even if I turn my back on you, you can't hit me..."
Before the man finished speaking, he suddenly felt a numbness in his back. It turned out that "when the book is ready", Fang Henshao had floated behind him and hit his acupoints with his finger.
The eunuch master had an extremely weird look on his face, and he fell limp slowly.
Fang Hen Shao clapped his hands, smiled at Tang Baoniu who was still suffering on the other side: "A Niu, do you want me to help you?"
Tang Baoniu said angrily, "I don't want your help!"
Fang Hen Shao giggled and said, "But I think you're about to die."
"Damn it, who can do it?" Tang Baoniu looked a little embarrassed under the siege of two eunuch masters, but she still shouted: "Don't underestimate people, I don't need help from others."
It seemed that after being ridiculed by her colleagues, she couldn't hold back her face, her face suddenly flushed, and she let out a loud roar, as if the saint warrior of the goddess broke out in the small universe, and suddenly bronze could defeat gold...
There were two loud bangs of "Bump", and the two master eunuchs fell down. At the same time, Tang Baoniu was also punched twice, but she didn't feel the pain in her body, and laughed loudly: "I won! Xiaofang, I said no If you help, you don’t need to help.”
Fang Hen said: "But I took down three enemies faster than you took down two, which proves that I am stronger than you."
Tang Baoniu said: "My two enemies are obviously much stronger. You are dealing with three rookies, of course it is easy."
"Nonsense, I am a real master against those three."
"Stop talking, the real master will be pointed out by you? Come and give me a try, and see if I will be so easy to be overthrown."
Fang Hen Shao rolled up his sleeves: "You wait, I'll kick you right now."
Tang Baoniu also rolled up his sleeves: "Come on! Who is afraid of whom."
Li Yan was sweating profusely.
Mi Cangqiong was even more enraged when he saw it: "You two, you two." After shouting, he pointed at his subordinates and said, "Trash, all of them are trash... even more fun than you!"
After being scolded by the boss, the eunuch masters couldn't sit still immediately, and another eight masters walked out. These eight people originally wanted to invite Tang Baoniu and Fang Henshao to fight, but they saw that the two men rolled up their sleeves, as if Just about to fight, Wen Rou tried to persuade her, but the two of them were not willing to listen, they stared wide-eyed.
The eight eunuchs were secretly delighted: These two teasers forced the nest to turn against each other, that's great, we sneaked in from behind while they were biting the dog's hair, and instantly restrained the two of them, it was a great achievement.
The eight masters did not make a sound, did not breathe, and moved quietly. Four of them came to Tang Baoniu's back, and the other four went to Fang Henshao's back.
Tang Baoniu, Fang Henshao and Wenrou didn't pay attention to them, they were arguing, Wenrou was trying to persuade them to quarrel, and it was a mess.
The eight eunuch masters secretly rejoiced, the closer they touched, the closer they were, and seeing the distance that could defeat the enemy with a single leap, the eight masters took a deep breath together, and planned to make a move...
Li Yan couldn't help sweating profusely: Hey, you guys of the seven bandits, you won't be taken down like this, will you?
At this critical moment, Tang Baoniu and Fang Henshao, who were quarreling, suddenly made a move...
Of course, the two of them were not attacking their own people.
Tang Baoniu turned around suddenly, and her bowl-sized fist slammed behind her. The four eunuch masters behind her had no idea that she would suddenly turn around and punch, and they were stunned. When they arrived in front of them, they wanted to dodge, but there was no time, they collided, and the four of them fell to the ground together.
At the same time, Fang Henshao on the other side spun lightly around the four eunuchs, but the four eunuchs didn't react at all, they were stunned when their acupuncture points were tapped, and they fell limply to the ground.
The two big bandits burst out laughing!
Tang Baoniu said: "Xiao Fang, they thought we were teasing, hahahaha."
Fang Hen smiled and said, "Ah Niu, they are actually the ones who are funny, hahahaha."
Tang Baoniu said with a smile: "Our ingenuity is so powerful, I can't help but feel terrible about my wit. If this continues, I will definitely become smarter than Mr. Zhuge."
Fang Hen said with a smile: "There is no need to develop, we are already smarter than Mr. Zhuge, Mr. Zhuge must not have thought of such a clever strategy, hahahaha."
The two laughed together: "Yes, yes, we are the smartest."
Everyone was speechless.
ps: Thank you Sanshan Ershui, dawd, pexist, and the cutest middle school two for rewarding 100 starting coins
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