Mengniang martial arts world
Chapter 918 Meng, the woman in the eyes of the eunuch
the second
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Liu Suifeng went further and further away, Li Yan was sweating profusely, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, don't rush away, remember to go to Huadu, Li Da is looking for you."
Liu Suifeng laughed loudly: "Thank you for the reminder, I was going to Huadu." Her body disappeared into the distance and was out of sight.
Only then did Li Yan walk out of the hall with a dark face, and saw Zhang Deyi waiting outside, Li Yan kicked him angrily, Fatty Zhang didn't dare to dodge, and was kicked like a ball rolling twice on the ground.Li Yan said: "You are so powerful, you dare to betray your own leader."
Zhang Degai was actually not afraid, and said with a smile: "Master, this subordinate is not betraying you, but helping you."
Li Yan snorted and said: "This is also called gang? Didn't you see that I tried my best to hide the true identity of Hippo Sanren? Are you exposing it to kill me? Fortunately, she didn't really fight me desperately, otherwise I would be the first I'll clean you up."
Zhang Deyi chuckled and thought to himself: I'm afraid that in a few days he will scream "I can't do it, my wife will spare my husband's life" in bed, or the woman can scream "Husband, I can't do it, please let me go".
He said solemnly: "Master Liu, I heard the last sentence Liu Junshi said just before leaving, and I think what she said is very reasonable. You should buy a copy of "The Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch" and read it carefully." Check it out, it's really going to be of huge benefit to you."
Li Yan wondered, "What kind of book is that? Why do you all recommend me to read it?"
Zhang Deyi said: "It's 32 father-in-law's great book to wake up the world, and it's designed to remind people to increase their emotional intelligence."
Li Yan sweated profusely: "Have you read a wonderful book that can increase your passion for business? Do you have any in your house? Quickly show me one."
Zhang Deyihan said: "The emotional intelligence of my subordinates is already very high. There is no need to increase it. So I didn't buy that book. The boss might as well go to the market. There are several bookstores there, and you may be able to buy it."
Li Yan was overjoyed: "Okay, I'll go buy it now and have a look."
He left Zhang Deyi's house, and the matter of coming to the capital had been dealt with, so he had nothing to do, and looked at the sky, it was just after noon.There is still half a day before the evening meeting with Li Chenzhou, why not spend this half day shopping and buy a copy of "A Woman in the Eyes of Eunuchs" to study.
Li Yan walked back to the city center again. There was a lot of traffic here, and the noise was still there. Li Yan searched casually on the street, and sure enough, he found a bookstore. There was a large banner hanging on the door of the store. Master's latest masterpiece "The Story of the Grass Mud Horse and the River Crab" only sells for two taels of silver a copy. If you want to buy it quickly", this advertisement is very domineering.It seems that the river crab master is a very powerful author.
Li Yan walked into the store, and a salesman came up to greet him: "What book do you want to order? The new book of the river crab, don't you want a copy? Make sure it looks good..."
Li Yanhan said: "I want to buy a book called "A Woman in the Eyes of Eunuchs". Do you have it here?"
The promoter was stunned and said, "This book...why haven't I heard of it? Who wrote it?"
Li Yanhan said: "It was written by the 32nd father-in-law of the Education Bureau."
The salesman said: "I'm dizzy, it turned out that it was written by that trash author, cut it, his book is simply used to kill bookstores, any bookstore that dares to buy his book will lose money and lose everything, last time our bookstore entered He wrote "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms of Moe Girl", but in the end he couldn't sell even one copy, and he paid a lot of money to buy it. From now on, all the books written by the 32nd father-in-law will not be bought, you have found the wrong place."
Li Yan sweated profusely: "Then... do you know which bookstore wants to carry his books?"
The salesman pointed to the distance: "There is a government-run bookstore there, which is subsidized by the imperial court, so you are not afraid of losing money... You can find all the unsalable books written by imperial officials. Anyway, that store has imperial subsidy for a year. 10 taels of silver, and the clerks inside are all distant relatives of dignitaries and dignitaries who are waiting to die, go there and have a look."
Li Yan was speechless, did such an institution exist in ancient times?The waste department that specializes in housing the relatives of dignitaries and dignitaries relies exclusively on government funding to survive, and has no contribution to the country and the people. Simply put, they are parasites and vampires lying on the country.Forget it, it's not my business.
Li Yan walked towards the government-run bookstore, and after only two steps, he saw three women in front of him, who seemed very familiar to him. He took a closer look, thought carefully, and then remembered that these three people were the gentlemen of the Seven Great Cowards. , Fang Hen Shao, Tang Baoniu.If it was before seeing Liu Wu, Li Yan would definitely jump up and ask them a lot of questions when he saw the Seven Great Bandits, but Li Yan had already seen Liu Wu just now, and now he saw the Seven Great Bandits, he didn't want to go up and say hello. Because talking too much with teasers may also turn into teases, Li Yan doesn't want to develop in the direction of teasers yet.
He didn't go to say hello to the three bandits, but his ears couldn't help drifting to the three bandits, wanting to hear what these three guys had to say to make people laugh.
I only heard Gentle and serious: "Hey, hey, don't you think that the names of our seven great bandits are not worthy of the name? We have never done anything bad, so we have been given the title of bandits. It doesn't depend on Spectrum."
Tang Baoniu said: "Of course the name does not match the reality. We are not bandits, we are good people! We are good people!"
Fang Hen Shao nodded and said, "Yes, we are good people."
Gentlely said: "However, the imperial court doesn't think we are good people. No, there is a wanted notice posted at the gate of the city. It draws me like a sow, and it makes me angry. The imperial court 'entertains' us like this , If we don’t do something like thieves do, it seems a little sorry for the court.”
Tang Baoniu tilted his head and said, "It makes sense! We should teach the imperial court a lesson."
Fang Henshao also nodded and said, "That's right, since the court says we are Kou, we can't let the court be too disappointed, so let's do something like Kou would do."
Gentlely said: "That's right, that's what I mean too, let's do something Kou would do."
Tang Baoniu said, "What do Kou usually do?"
Fang Hen said with a smile: "What's the point? Of course it's robbery and arson, killing people for money..."
Hearing this, Ruan Wen was startled: "This...is this too much? Although I want to do something like Kou, I still can't do it so radically. I have never even thought about killing people."
Fang Hen said: "I definitely can't do this kind of thing to kind people, but... if we set the target as the evil court and eat the second generation ancestors of dignitaries and dignitaries, it will be useless to do so." There is a problem. In this way, it’s fine to kill and get more money, let’s rob and set fire.”
Rourou and Tang Baoniu clapped their hands together and said: "That's good, let's rob the imperial court and set fire to the imperial court's house."
The eyes of the two immediately began to turn, and after a while, Rou Rou clapped his hands and said: "Look, there is a bookstore in front of it, the name is 'Xin Song Bookstore', and there is a subtitle 'Da Song Official Office' next to it."
Tang Baoniu and Fang Henshao were overjoyed together: "Hey, isn't that a bookstore opened with money from the imperial court? It is said that all the employees are relatives of high-ranking officials and nobles. ...these guys are the moths of the country."
Gentlely said: "Then what are you waiting for, let's rob and burn the bookstore!"
The three of them hit it off immediately, and immediately walked over to "Xin Song Bookstore" in a vigorous manner.
After listening to what they said, Li Yan really didn't know what to say.If you say they are funny, they are indeed quite funny, but if you want to say that their actions are wrong, of course it is wrong, but for some reason, Li Yan thinks their spoofs are very cool!That's right, very cool!For some corrupt actions of the imperial court, using this method to deal a severe blow can also express birdishness.
Li Yan followed the three of them with the intention of watching the fun and jokes.
The three bandits walked to the door of the bookstore and stood still. The three of them stood side by side, and each posed a pose. It seemed that when the three of them wanted to do something big, they couldn't start without being stupid first.
Just as the three of them were about to enter the bookstore, they suddenly saw a girl coming out of it.Li Yan has seen this girl before, she is the rich lady who once ate a bowl of sesame paste together, she is still wearing luxurious clothes, her temperament is noble and elegant, and her gestures and gestures show good self-cultivation.At this time, she was holding a book in her left hand and reading it while walking, and she was holding a lollipop in her right hand, and was licking it in her mouth.
Li Yan's sharp eyes saw at a glance that the cover of the book she was reading read "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs".
Li Yan was overjoyed: "Sure enough, this bookstore has the books I want."
The girl was reading while walking, and when she came to the three bandits, she suddenly stopped, turned her head, and shouted into the bookstore: "What kind of broken book is this? It's nonsense, it's a bunch of nonsense, burn it all immediately. .”
The shopkeeper of the bookstore seemed to recognize this girl. Hearing what she said, he immediately shouted to the staff in the bookstore without hesitation: "Go quickly and burn all the "A Woman in the Eunuch's Eyes" in the store."
"No need!" Tang Baoniu said suddenly: "You don't need to make a special trip to burn that book, we will burn it for you."
"What?" The shopkeeper and staff of the bookstore, as well as the rich girl looked at Tang Baoniu curiously.
I saw Tang Baoniu reached into his bosom, took out a black ball, and said with a smile, "This is a hidden weapon made by the Jiangnan Thunderbolt. ...is a must-have product for home travel, robbery and arson..."
The shopkeeper of the bookstore immediately said loudly: "Fuck, I'm here to sell products. Did you get the wrong place? I'm a bookstore here. If you want to sell fireworks, please find the right place first..."
Before the shopkeeper finished speaking, the thunderbolt in Tang Baoniu's hand had already smashed into a row of bookshelves in the bookstore, and there was only a sound of "boom", and a raging fire was indeed ignited, and a bookshelf immediately smoked and burst into flames, burning stand up. (to be continued..)
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Liu Suifeng went further and further away, Li Yan was sweating profusely, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, don't rush away, remember to go to Huadu, Li Da is looking for you."
Liu Suifeng laughed loudly: "Thank you for the reminder, I was going to Huadu." Her body disappeared into the distance and was out of sight.
Only then did Li Yan walk out of the hall with a dark face, and saw Zhang Deyi waiting outside, Li Yan kicked him angrily, Fatty Zhang didn't dare to dodge, and was kicked like a ball rolling twice on the ground.Li Yan said: "You are so powerful, you dare to betray your own leader."
Zhang Degai was actually not afraid, and said with a smile: "Master, this subordinate is not betraying you, but helping you."
Li Yan snorted and said: "This is also called gang? Didn't you see that I tried my best to hide the true identity of Hippo Sanren? Are you exposing it to kill me? Fortunately, she didn't really fight me desperately, otherwise I would be the first I'll clean you up."
Zhang Deyi chuckled and thought to himself: I'm afraid that in a few days he will scream "I can't do it, my wife will spare my husband's life" in bed, or the woman can scream "Husband, I can't do it, please let me go".
He said solemnly: "Master Liu, I heard the last sentence Liu Junshi said just before leaving, and I think what she said is very reasonable. You should buy a copy of "The Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch" and read it carefully." Check it out, it's really going to be of huge benefit to you."
Li Yan wondered, "What kind of book is that? Why do you all recommend me to read it?"
Zhang Deyi said: "It's 32 father-in-law's great book to wake up the world, and it's designed to remind people to increase their emotional intelligence."
Li Yan sweated profusely: "Have you read a wonderful book that can increase your passion for business? Do you have any in your house? Quickly show me one."
Zhang Deyihan said: "The emotional intelligence of my subordinates is already very high. There is no need to increase it. So I didn't buy that book. The boss might as well go to the market. There are several bookstores there, and you may be able to buy it."
Li Yan was overjoyed: "Okay, I'll go buy it now and have a look."
He left Zhang Deyi's house, and the matter of coming to the capital had been dealt with, so he had nothing to do, and looked at the sky, it was just after noon.There is still half a day before the evening meeting with Li Chenzhou, why not spend this half day shopping and buy a copy of "A Woman in the Eyes of Eunuchs" to study.
Li Yan walked back to the city center again. There was a lot of traffic here, and the noise was still there. Li Yan searched casually on the street, and sure enough, he found a bookstore. There was a large banner hanging on the door of the store. Master's latest masterpiece "The Story of the Grass Mud Horse and the River Crab" only sells for two taels of silver a copy. If you want to buy it quickly", this advertisement is very domineering.It seems that the river crab master is a very powerful author.
Li Yan walked into the store, and a salesman came up to greet him: "What book do you want to order? The new book of the river crab, don't you want a copy? Make sure it looks good..."
Li Yanhan said: "I want to buy a book called "A Woman in the Eyes of Eunuchs". Do you have it here?"
The promoter was stunned and said, "This book...why haven't I heard of it? Who wrote it?"
Li Yanhan said: "It was written by the 32nd father-in-law of the Education Bureau."
The salesman said: "I'm dizzy, it turned out that it was written by that trash author, cut it, his book is simply used to kill bookstores, any bookstore that dares to buy his book will lose money and lose everything, last time our bookstore entered He wrote "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms of Moe Girl", but in the end he couldn't sell even one copy, and he paid a lot of money to buy it. From now on, all the books written by the 32nd father-in-law will not be bought, you have found the wrong place."
Li Yan sweated profusely: "Then... do you know which bookstore wants to carry his books?"
The salesman pointed to the distance: "There is a government-run bookstore there, which is subsidized by the imperial court, so you are not afraid of losing money... You can find all the unsalable books written by imperial officials. Anyway, that store has imperial subsidy for a year. 10 taels of silver, and the clerks inside are all distant relatives of dignitaries and dignitaries who are waiting to die, go there and have a look."
Li Yan was speechless, did such an institution exist in ancient times?The waste department that specializes in housing the relatives of dignitaries and dignitaries relies exclusively on government funding to survive, and has no contribution to the country and the people. Simply put, they are parasites and vampires lying on the country.Forget it, it's not my business.
Li Yan walked towards the government-run bookstore, and after only two steps, he saw three women in front of him, who seemed very familiar to him. He took a closer look, thought carefully, and then remembered that these three people were the gentlemen of the Seven Great Cowards. , Fang Hen Shao, Tang Baoniu.If it was before seeing Liu Wu, Li Yan would definitely jump up and ask them a lot of questions when he saw the Seven Great Bandits, but Li Yan had already seen Liu Wu just now, and now he saw the Seven Great Bandits, he didn't want to go up and say hello. Because talking too much with teasers may also turn into teases, Li Yan doesn't want to develop in the direction of teasers yet.
He didn't go to say hello to the three bandits, but his ears couldn't help drifting to the three bandits, wanting to hear what these three guys had to say to make people laugh.
I only heard Gentle and serious: "Hey, hey, don't you think that the names of our seven great bandits are not worthy of the name? We have never done anything bad, so we have been given the title of bandits. It doesn't depend on Spectrum."
Tang Baoniu said: "Of course the name does not match the reality. We are not bandits, we are good people! We are good people!"
Fang Hen Shao nodded and said, "Yes, we are good people."
Gentlely said: "However, the imperial court doesn't think we are good people. No, there is a wanted notice posted at the gate of the city. It draws me like a sow, and it makes me angry. The imperial court 'entertains' us like this , If we don’t do something like thieves do, it seems a little sorry for the court.”
Tang Baoniu tilted his head and said, "It makes sense! We should teach the imperial court a lesson."
Fang Henshao also nodded and said, "That's right, since the court says we are Kou, we can't let the court be too disappointed, so let's do something like Kou would do."
Gentlely said: "That's right, that's what I mean too, let's do something Kou would do."
Tang Baoniu said, "What do Kou usually do?"
Fang Hen said with a smile: "What's the point? Of course it's robbery and arson, killing people for money..."
Hearing this, Ruan Wen was startled: "This...is this too much? Although I want to do something like Kou, I still can't do it so radically. I have never even thought about killing people."
Fang Hen said: "I definitely can't do this kind of thing to kind people, but... if we set the target as the evil court and eat the second generation ancestors of dignitaries and dignitaries, it will be useless to do so." There is a problem. In this way, it’s fine to kill and get more money, let’s rob and set fire.”
Rourou and Tang Baoniu clapped their hands together and said: "That's good, let's rob the imperial court and set fire to the imperial court's house."
The eyes of the two immediately began to turn, and after a while, Rou Rou clapped his hands and said: "Look, there is a bookstore in front of it, the name is 'Xin Song Bookstore', and there is a subtitle 'Da Song Official Office' next to it."
Tang Baoniu and Fang Henshao were overjoyed together: "Hey, isn't that a bookstore opened with money from the imperial court? It is said that all the employees are relatives of high-ranking officials and nobles. ...these guys are the moths of the country."
Gentlely said: "Then what are you waiting for, let's rob and burn the bookstore!"
The three of them hit it off immediately, and immediately walked over to "Xin Song Bookstore" in a vigorous manner.
After listening to what they said, Li Yan really didn't know what to say.If you say they are funny, they are indeed quite funny, but if you want to say that their actions are wrong, of course it is wrong, but for some reason, Li Yan thinks their spoofs are very cool!That's right, very cool!For some corrupt actions of the imperial court, using this method to deal a severe blow can also express birdishness.
Li Yan followed the three of them with the intention of watching the fun and jokes.
The three bandits walked to the door of the bookstore and stood still. The three of them stood side by side, and each posed a pose. It seemed that when the three of them wanted to do something big, they couldn't start without being stupid first.
Just as the three of them were about to enter the bookstore, they suddenly saw a girl coming out of it.Li Yan has seen this girl before, she is the rich lady who once ate a bowl of sesame paste together, she is still wearing luxurious clothes, her temperament is noble and elegant, and her gestures and gestures show good self-cultivation.At this time, she was holding a book in her left hand and reading it while walking, and she was holding a lollipop in her right hand, and was licking it in her mouth.
Li Yan's sharp eyes saw at a glance that the cover of the book she was reading read "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs".
Li Yan was overjoyed: "Sure enough, this bookstore has the books I want."
The girl was reading while walking, and when she came to the three bandits, she suddenly stopped, turned her head, and shouted into the bookstore: "What kind of broken book is this? It's nonsense, it's a bunch of nonsense, burn it all immediately. .”
The shopkeeper of the bookstore seemed to recognize this girl. Hearing what she said, he immediately shouted to the staff in the bookstore without hesitation: "Go quickly and burn all the "A Woman in the Eunuch's Eyes" in the store."
"No need!" Tang Baoniu said suddenly: "You don't need to make a special trip to burn that book, we will burn it for you."
"What?" The shopkeeper and staff of the bookstore, as well as the rich girl looked at Tang Baoniu curiously.
I saw Tang Baoniu reached into his bosom, took out a black ball, and said with a smile, "This is a hidden weapon made by the Jiangnan Thunderbolt. ...is a must-have product for home travel, robbery and arson..."
The shopkeeper of the bookstore immediately said loudly: "Fuck, I'm here to sell products. Did you get the wrong place? I'm a bookstore here. If you want to sell fireworks, please find the right place first..."
Before the shopkeeper finished speaking, the thunderbolt in Tang Baoniu's hand had already smashed into a row of bookshelves in the bookstore, and there was only a sound of "boom", and a raging fire was indeed ignited, and a bookshelf immediately smoked and burst into flames, burning stand up. (to be continued..)
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