Mengniang martial arts world

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Li Chenzhou felt very embarrassed, and sweated: "Well...they are not married in their thirties, and they will become elderly mothers two years later. It is understandable to be a little anxious...cough cough...cough cough..."

Li Yan sweated profusely.

Li Chenzhou said: "If you are really unhappy with their behavior, why not set a huge trap in the bedroom, next time they come and fall directly into the pit, you can sleep in peace. Don't give me face, tie them up and put them in the Stay in the pit for a day or two, clean up well, and they won't bother you in the future."

Li Yan: "..."

He couldn't help thinking to himself: Is it useful to clean up like this?Mo backfired.

At this moment, there was a hasty knock on the door, and the two Tianji girls who brought Li Yan in just now said in a hurry outside: "It's not good, the guests, Huadu is surrounded by people from the court... …the front, back, left, and right are full of imperial forest troops, stacked on top of each other, probably no less than [-], surrounded by water, like an iron barrel, and all of them are equipped with sophisticated weapons and armor, full of murderous intent, they are definitely not ordinary anti-riot troops with wooden sticks and leather shields."

"What?" The three of Li Yan were taken aback.

Li Chenzhou said: "I must have attracted them. My power gang is now a wanted criminal of the imperial court. He is hiding in Huadu and causing trouble for Tianji's friends. No, I have to go out and lure the imperial court people away to avoid Involved in the sky."

Li Yan said: "As soon as I arrived, the government arrived behind. It seems that I attracted it. I should be responsible for this matter."

"Wait!" The door of another small building next to it opened, and three women jumped out of it, they were Ruan Wen, Tang Baoniu, and Fang Henshao.The three yelled: "Of course the imperial court is after us. We set fire to the government-run bookstore during the day. There was a big disturbance, and the imperial court must be chasing us. Haha, as expected, we are the big bandits who are disturbing the world. Don't worry." , just [-] miscellaneous soldiers, our three bandits are not afraid of them, let us go out and beat them to death."

The three of them were not very surprised to see Li Yan.It seems that when they came back and inquired about the day's affairs, they knew that they had run into one of their own. Now that they saw Li Yan, they just rolled their eyes at him and didn't come up to pester him.

Li Chenzhou said: "The three big bandits' martial arts...cough..." She originally wanted to say that the three big bandits' martial arts are not very good, so I will leave it to us here, but she felt that it would be hurtful to say so, so she quickly swallowed it back.

But just starting this one, the three bandits have already heard the signs, and said together in a bad mood: "What's the matter? Dislike our martial arts is not high? Hmph, our martial arts are indeed not as good as Gangzhu Li. But we are super good at dealing with the government, We have been wanted for several years. When were we caught?"

Li Chenzhou thought to himself: You only offended Cai Jing before, but you didn't make a big fuss. This time, Yue Fei was robbed first, and the bookstore was burned later. I'm afraid it won't be so easy to get away.In fact, everyone doesn't know that the three bandits even robbed the emperor's lollipop, and that crime is the biggest.

Li Yan said: "The three bandits don't stand out, leave it to me here, I will walk gently on the waves, the best lightness kung fu, maybe I can use the corners of the cornices to float out from the top of the [-] troops and lure them away. "

Several people were arguing endlessly, but saw an old man walking over, and the girl who had a bad day bowed to the old man to the ground.

The old man said: "I am Zhang San, the leader of Tianji, so there is no need to fight for several distinguished guests. Since this is Tianji's territory, of course Tianji should handle the aftermath. Our skills may not be very high, but dealing with the court, Tianji The best."

As soon as he came out to speak, a group of people really couldn't compete with each other. The so-called strong dragon does not overwhelm the local snake. Flowers are the property of other people's secrets. , otherwise it would be suspected of looking down on the secret.

Zhang San's father said: "Several distinguished guests come with me." He took Li Yan and others to the front of a rockery, twisting around on the mountain, and there was a portal with a small secret room inside. , the space is not big, if it is used to hide two or three people, there is absolutely no problem, but if you want to hide six people like Li Yan, Liu Suifeng, Li Chenzhou, Wen Rou, Fang Hen Shao, and Tang Baoniu at once, it will be a bit crowded.

Zhang San's father was embarrassed and said: "Several distinguished guests squeezed inside, it's all because of our lack of thoughtfulness. The secret room for emergency hiding is a little small, and I feel sorry for you."

It was indeed too crowded, Li Chenzhou took a look inside, and couldn't help but feel a little upset, but she is a guest after all, and you can't do things that overwhelm the host, and it is the right way to obediently obey the master's orders at such a time, so she lowered her head and got in. She took the lead, so Liu Suifeng naturally had to follow.Li Yan is also a person who goes with the situation, so he also bowed his head and walked in.When the three of them entered the secret room, they were able to pretend, so they wouldn't bump into each other.

But when Gentle came in again, something was wrong inside.

Li Chenzhou squeezed into the corner, Liu Suifeng squeezed tightly on Li Chenzhou, Li Yan could only squeeze tightly on Liu Suifeng...then Wen Rou and Fang Hen Shao squeezed together.Tang Baoniu, who was the biggest, came in last and pressed hard, and the five people inside were suddenly squeezed into a ball, with no room to turn around within an inch.

Li Yan faced Liu Suifeng, and felt that his entire body was pressed against Liu Suifeng's body.But Liu Suifeng faced Li Chenzhou and his back to Li Yan. As a result, the posture between the two became very intimate.

Liu Suifeng was a little distracted by this squeeze, at least 90.00% of his attention was turned to Li Yan behind him.You have to know the things between men and women, the more you pay attention, the more you will feel better, it’s okay if she doesn’t turn her attention away, once she uses all her attention to experience, she will immediately feel the pain in her back and The touch of the buttocks seemed to be raised ten thousand times, and the place squeezed by Li Yan seemed to be burning... It burned her whole body to melt.

She really wanted to turn around and give Li Yan a warm hug desperately, but she was vigilant about the matter of the Seven Heavenly Kings, so she must not scare Li Yan.Liu Suifeng had no choice but to snort coldly: "Hey, bad man in the back, what are you trying to do by hugging me like this? It's a crime to be a wretched woman!"

Li Yan sweated profusely: "I don't want to, this place is too crowded, what can I do?"

Liu Suifeng snorted coldly: "If you had comprehended "The Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch" earlier, you would know what to do."

Li Yan said with a bitter face: "The book is too deep for me, give me some time to understand, how about being wronged now?"

Liu Suifeng pouted and said, "Grievance? How can you make me feel wronged? A man behind me hugs me like this, am I not wronged enough? Who will dare to marry me in the future?"

If Li Yan comprehends "The Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch", he will know that he should say "I will marry you" at this time, but he is still in the process of comprehending it, and he has not fully comprehended it yet, so he is really impressed by this question It was difficult, so I had no choice but to say: "Let's not talk about what happened here, otherwise no one will know. You can still get married."

Liu Suifeng was quite speechless, and said with a bitter face: "There is a god in the sky, even if you don't say it, your conscience will be disturbed."

Li Yan said: "It's okay, gods block and kill gods, Buddhas block and kill Buddhas, our future generations...cough cough...women in our hometown, let alone being hugged, even if they have been ooxx countless times, repairing the film, it's still the same Pretending to be a virgin to marry, what are you afraid of?"

Liu Suifeng: "..."

She had no choice but to say to Li Chenzhou: "Boss, I want to slap his head with the inkstone again, what should I do?"

Li Yan sweated profusely: "What did I do again? Why did you hit me on the head?"

Li Chenzhou also said: "Hold it, be gentle, be gentle!"

"Who is calling me?" The gentle Miss Wen squeezed on Li Yan's back and interjected, "I seem to hear someone calling my name."

Li Chenzhou said angrily: "I'm trying to persuade my adopted sister to be gentle as a woman."

She smiled softly and said, "That's right, to be a woman, you must be like me, gentle and virtuous, this is the benchmark of women." She danced while she said, but the secret room was very small, and she was so crowded that she lay on the floor On the back of the rock, how can this be done with dancing?As soon as he waved his hand, his elbow hit the back of Li Yan's head, which made Li Yan so painful that he couldn't help but angrily said, "Hey, can a gentle girl hit someone with her elbow?"

A look of embarrassment flashed across Wen Rou's face and said: "It's not intentional, it doesn't affect my gentle and virtuous nature. You see, it's also squeezed on a man, and the man took advantage of it, and Junshi Liu wanted to use it The inkstone hit the man's head, but I was gentle but only used my elbow, the difference is simply heaven and earth, the elbow is obviously several times gentler than the inkstone!"

Li Yan sweated profusely: "No, I think there is no essential difference between using an elbow and using an inkstone."

"Why is there no difference?" Miss Wen Wen said angrily: "The inkstone is a stone, how hard it is! My gentle Miss Wen's elbow is made of meat and soft. If you don't believe me, touch it, it is the same as the inkstone. How could there be no difference between the two weapons?"

"There is indeed a difference!" Fang Henshao sighed: "The inkstone is one of the four treasures of the study. It is a tool of civilized people, not a barbaric weapon. Can it be compared with Miss Wen's ferocious elbow? It is too much for you to describe the inkstone like that." I'm sorry... Let me tell you, when the book is ready to use, you will hate it, and you should study more while you are young, and you must cherish the inkstone..."

"Hey, I'll beat you up." Miss Wenrou began to be dishonest. As soon as she squeezed together, the six people in the secret room began to squeeze back and forth. Li Yan almost hugged Liu Suifeng. The human body began to rub against each other intimately again. A shameless little elephant trunk finally got rubbed wrong and began to slowly raise its head.

Liu Suifeng immediately sensed Li Yan's change, her pretty face flushed instantly with shame, but fortunately the door of the secret room was closed, and it was pitch black inside, so she was not afraid of being seen with her red face.

Li Yan felt very embarrassed, and shouted: "Miss Wen, don't mess around anymore, if this continues, something serious will happen."

"What else could be the big deal? I'll beat Xiao Fangxian all over!" Rou Rou wanted to hit someone, but her whole body was squeezed on Li Yan's body, and it was difficult to turn around. Where could she punch, she shouted: "A Niu, help me!" I!"

I only heard a burst of snoring at the end, it turned out that Tang Baoniu had already fallen asleep... (To be continued...)

ps: Thanks to kanonkanon, Zhenxiaolang, and Cangye Feilong for rewarding 100 starting coins