Mengniang martial arts world

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Actually... This is where Liu Suifeng's EQ is flawed!

Some strong women think that as long as they are independent, strong enough, capable, and have a strong personality, men will like them and love them.This kind of thinking is correct, there are indeed men who like this kind of woman, but... this does not mean that men will love this kind of woman tenderly.You must know that you are strong, independent, and capable, and you are three points stronger than men. Which man will take care of you?Men will think that such a woman doesn't need to take care of her at all, she can handle everything by herself.Men will turn to give their tender side to weaker women, the kind of small birds who are afraid, afraid, and helpless when encountering difficulties. They have another unique charm that attracts men.

So, a smart woman should understand that while being strong, give yourself some weakness. Only being strong and independent will irritate men, only being weak and dependent will annoy men, and only being strong and soft is the best thing for a man. favorite woman. (Excerpted from "The Woman in the Eunuch's Eyes" by 32 Father-in-Laws Awakening the World)

Li Yan is now holding a piece of rigidity on his chest and a piece of softness on his back. This is another form of combination of rigidity and softness.However, Rou had no objection, but Gang got angry.

Liu Suifeng snorted coldly: "Stay away from this man. Don't you feel shy when you cling to a man's back like this? Hmph! You are prodigal, shameless, and look like a broken shoe."

The empress was taken aback: "What a sharp eye, you can tell that I'm a broken shoe at a glance? You can also tell that I'm a watery flower! I... Where am I exposed?"

Liu Suifeng was sweating profusely, it was the first time in his life that a woman admitted that she was a broken shoe.He also admitted that he is promiscuous!You know, even the prostitutes in the brothel.If you hear someone say that you are a broken shoe, you will be angry.This woman is not angry, just admit it?How thick-skinned does this Nima have to be?

Liu Suifeng felt that this woman was very tricky, and it might be a bit difficult to use words to beat her down, but she still couldn't give up, and said in a strange way: "Oh, you are so generous to admit that you are a broken shoe, you are really impressive Awesome, look at you. Unlike the girl in the brothel, she is clearly a rich lady. Have you ever been played by a rich second generation from a richer family? Pfft! How much money did the other family spend to settle the situation? thing?"

After hearing this, the Empress finally had a look of anger on her face: "I... I am not a rich second generation... If you only compare money, my family is the richest in the whole world. Who can use money to settle me?" ?” Her face darkened, and she said sadly: “I was deceived by a shameless liar, he pretended to be my beloved man, deceived my feelings, not only my money, but also me... I was deceived He... was... turned into a broken shoe by him... woo..."

As soon as these words came out, Liu Suifeng felt a little uncomfortable.After a person has done something bad, it is inevitable that he will always keep that thing in his heart and keep it in his heart. Even the most vicious person will be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night, not to mention that Liu Suifeng is not an evil person. After doing something to deceive the empress's feelings, I might feel a little uneasy in my heart, and feel regretful about my actions. Now that I heard what the empress said, and looked at her face carefully, I couldn't help sweating profusely.

She leaned close to Li Yan's ear, bit his ear and said, "It's not good, this woman... is the emperor."

"What?" Li Yan was taken aback.

Liu Suifeng bit his ear and whispered: "It's unmistakable, this woman is really the empress, can I still admit my mistake? You know, I disguised myself as Yue Fei and got along with her for a long time."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Hey, without such a spoof, how could it be possible to pick up an emperor at random? Doesn't the emperor take his men with him when he goes out?"

Liu Suifeng said: "I don't know, anyway, she is the emperor and can't be wrong..."

Li Yan felt his face cramp a bit.

Liu Suifeng still felt a little guilty towards the Empress. Now that she recognized her, she immediately felt a head shorter. Seeing the Empress crying sadly, she was obviously touched by the pain in her heart. She thought to herself: I want to lie to her. , I did touch and kiss her, but... I am also a woman, so I didn't take away her virginity at all. Why does she insist on calling herself a broken shoe?

So he began to persuade: "Sister, don't cry, what I just said seems to be a bit too much, I apologize to you...cough cough...according to my observation, you are obviously not a broken shoe, and you are clearly still a virgin virgin."

The empress cried: "That's not true. I was touched and kissed by a disgusting man, and I took advantage of it. Isn't this considered a broken shoe?"

Liu Suifeng said awkwardly: "It's nothing to do with just touching and kissing, don't worry..." Her words were exactly the same as what 32 Eunuch and Mi Cangqiong said to persuade the empress.

The empress frowned, and shouted: "Where is the fat and ugly maid? Come and let her know what it means to touch and kiss..." After finishing speaking, she realized that she had fallen into the hands of a thief, and now she could only be called a maid, so she was depressed Authentic: "If you are touched and kissed by an inexplicable man, you will think it has nothing to do with it, don't you care?"

Liu Suifeng was sweating profusely, feeling that this was really hard to persuade, and seeing the empress lying on Li Yan's back, as if she was very close, she wondered in her heart: Doesn't the empress like Yue Fei?Why did you fall in love with Li Yan so quickly?Could this be the reason why she just admitted that she was promiscuous?

She couldn't help but said: "Didn't you just say that you have a man you love? What are you doing so intimately on this man's back now? Little sister, I have to advise you, even if you really think you are a broken shoe , and don't give up on yourself, just stick to any man, it's not even as good as a broken shoe."

The empress was so embarrassed, she blushed and said: "The man I love is dead, he was killed by the person who lied to me, and he peeled his skin to make a human skin mask to lie to me. The skinny devil took advantage of it, woo...Actually, I don't want to live anymore...I...I..." Needless to say, everyone understands what happened behind her. Now, eager to find a support for his feelings, that's why he fell in love with Li Yan.In other words, she was a bit self-defeating, a bit like finding a random man and handing herself over to her.

Li Yan felt a little unhappy when he heard this, he rolled his eyes, and glared at Liu Suifeng: Look at the good deeds you have done.

Liu Suifeng smiled wryly and shrugged.

Li Yan bit her ear and said, "What should I do?"

Liu Suifeng said: "Cold salad! I'm not a psychiatrist, I can't cure this disease."

Li Yan said in a low voice: "One person does the work and the other person is responsible. You should wipe your own ass when you shit yourself."

Liu Suifeng rolled his eyes: "Hey, can you speak more vulgarly and harshly? I'm a woman, is it okay for you to speak like this to me?"

Li Yan also rolled his eyes: "Since you are a woman, don't pretend to be a man to deceive people's feelings. Look at the situation now."

Liu Suifeng said: "I just burn it and don't bury it, you can help me find a way."

Li Yan snorted and said, "I won't help you, why should you help me?"

Liu Suifeng said: "Well, if you're willing to help me, I'll let you kiss me. On this condition, you guys won't suffer."

When Li Yan heard this, his heart skipped a beat, could he give her a kiss if he helped her?The conditions are very good!Liu Suifeng is beautiful, clever and cute, and has personality. In fact, he is the type that Li Yan likes very much. When Li Yan hugged her before, the little elephant's nose would raise his head, which shows that she is very fond of Li Yan. Attractive.Of course, Li Yan is full of integrity and low in EQ. If Liu Suifeng didn't take the initiative to speak up, he wouldn't dare to do anything rude to her.

Now Liu Suifeng took the initiative to speak, a woman who is very attractive to him, please do me a favor, so that I can kiss him, which man would not be tempted by such a good thing?

In fact, this is where men are stupid. A truly smart man would never pay attention to such a condition.

You must know that if a woman offers you a condition such as "I will let you kiss me for a small favor", it can only mean one thing, that is, this woman has a good impression of you, and her affection is very high. To the point where you can take advantage of it.If a smart man with a high EQ hears a woman say this, he doesn't need to help her with anything at all. He just hugs her and kisses her forcefully, and the matter will be settled.However, men are all very stupid. After hearing such a condition from a woman, the first thing that comes to mind is not "this woman is ready for sex", but "I can help her", a simple thing, It's complicated by the men. You can reach the end by taking a step east, but you have to go west and circle the earth to get there. It's really stupid. (Excerpt from 32 Father-in-Law's latest masterpiece "The Man in the Eunuch's Eyes")

Li Yan was overjoyed and said: "Miss Liu, you said this yourself, I will help you, let me kiss you."

Liu Suifeng cursed inwardly: Idiot, I'll give you a chance, it's okay for you to kiss me right now!

Just as she was thinking of this, Li Yan suddenly reached out and touched her chest.

Liu Suifeng was startled, and then he was overjoyed: Oh, the idiot has opened up, and he took the initiative to touch me, and he touched his chest as soon as he made a move. It seems that his emotional intelligence has finally skyrocketed. Let him learn "The Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch". Yes.

Unexpectedly, Li Yan didn't reach out to touch her chest, but reached into her bosom, and grabbed a large handful of human skin masks from her pocket.These masks include men, women, old and young. Li Yan held them in his hands and rummaged for a long time. He picked out a human skin mask and said happily, "I found it!" Zhang's human skin mask covered Liu Suifeng's face.

In an instant, Liu Suifeng turned into Yue Fei!

Liu Suifeng really wanted to cry: I thought the idiot was enlightened, but... what kind of moth is he messing with? (to be continued..)