Mengniang martial arts world

Chapter 948 Moe, hum!

the second

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Huo Dou didn't know that he had been labeled "so ugly" on his face. In fact, Xiao Longnu's way of speaking was similar to an alien language, and no one in the world could understand it except Yang Guo.Huo Dou didn't have Yang Guo as a "translator", how could he understand, seeing Xiao Longnu snorted expressionlessly, he thought that he had agreed to his request for a martial arts competition.

So Huo Dou said with a smile: "Miss Long, then Huo is going to make a fool of himself. You have to keep your word, if you lose to me, you will marry me."

Little Dragon Girl: "Hmph!"

Li Yan shook Yang Guo, and Yang Guo quickly translated: "Auntie said, marrying you is better than finding a big stone with a smooth surface, at least it doesn't look like a pothole."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Hey, this is what Xiaolongnv really said? Don't mess with the translation to trick me."

Yang Guo said: "My aunt really said so."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "I didn't expect Xiao Longnu to have the attribute of a poisonous tongue, but... her poisonous tongue can't be understood by ordinary people."

Huo Dou waved the fan and pointed it out, Xiao Longnv hurriedly used Kaiyin to ask for the golden bell, the two of them fought together.Xiao Longnv's martial arts is a bit worse than Li Mochou's, only about the level of a student in Heimuya's first year of high school.And Huo Dou wasn't very clever, his martial arts were only a little better than the Quanzhen Seven Masters, but he was a little bit better than Xiaolongnv.

After the two fought several moves, Xiao Longnv was at a disadvantage, and gradually she was only able to parry, but had no power to fight back.

Huo Dou was very proud: "Miss Long, now you know what I'm capable of? I'm super powerful, marrying me will definitely not treat you badly."

Little Dragon Girl: "Hmph!"

Yang Guo didn't wait for Li Yan to shake him.She took the lead in translating: "My aunt said. Elephants, lions, and crocodiles are also very good at fighting. But she has no interest in marrying these monsters."

Li Yan: "..."

"Hey, brother Li Yan, don't watch anymore, go and help auntie, she seems to be unable to beat that Huo Dou." Little Lolita shook Li Yan's arm: "If auntie gets hurt, don't worry about it." Alright."

Li Yan thought to himself: This is true!

He hastily put down the little girl he was holding in his left hand, and Li Mochou, who was holding him in his right hand, also let go temporarily, and walked towards the field.When he arrived just now, he had already attracted the attention of some men.After all, it's okay to hold the fairy on the left and the right, and you can't do it if you don't want to attract people's attention, but he hasn't moved, and those men haven't come to trouble him.Seeing him walking out suddenly now, some people couldn't take it anymore and shouted: "Hey, you man, don't go too far, you have already hugged a loli and a beautiful woman, and you still want to fight us for the dragon girl ?”

Someone shouted: "The winner in life, go away! Give up the opportunity to us bachelors."

"Crazy." Li Yan decided to ignore them, his body flashed twice.He reached the middle of the crowd and stood next to Xiaolongnv.He is particular about his position, standing here, he expresses his willingness to fight the enemy side by side with Xiao Longnv, making it clear that he is a friend rather than an enemy.

As soon as he stood beside Xiao Longnu, Xiao Longnu let out a "hum".

Li Yan carefully experienced the connotation of the word "Huh", and wanted to understand what it meant, but unfortunately, no matter how Li Yan understood it, he couldn't figure out what the meaning was.

Yang Guo shouted in the distance: "Brother Li Yan, aunt means 'who are you and why are you standing by my side'."

Xiao Longnv noticed Yang Guo at this moment, she couldn't help being surprised, of course, when she felt surprised, the expression on her face was still expressionless, she just "hummed" at Yang Guo.

Yang Guo hurriedly said: "Auntie, this man is on our side."

Xiao Longnu said: "Hmph!"

Yang Guo said: "It's not like that, Auntie, he is a good man."

Xiao Longnu said: "Hmph!"

Yang Guo said: "Auntie, you have to trust me, he is really a good person, and he is here to help you."

Xiao Longnu said: "Hmph!"

Yang Guo said: "He didn't set your mind on it, don't worry..."

Xiao Longnu said: "Hmph!"

Yang Guo said: "But you ask Uncle Mochou..."

Xiao Longnu said: "Hmph!"

Yang Guo said: "Oh? Can't I be called uncle? Then I'll call her Auntie Mochou..."

Xiao Longnu said: "Hmph!"

Yang Guo said: "Auntie Mochou is a good person, Auntie, you have misunderstood her."

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The audience was silent, everyone, including Huo Dou and those men who didn't know why, were confused by this strange dialogue, can Nima talk like this?What an outrageous way of dialogue is this... Please explain, please translate, please use human language to talk, please?

Li Yan decided to ignore these two psychopaths for the time being, he turned to Huo Dou, and said seriously: "Huo Dou, you have also seen it now, Xiao Longnu is such an unreliable woman, do you really want to marry such a woman? When you get married, you say to her 'Honey, I love you so much' and she says 'huh'. You say 'what shall we have for dinner?' and she says 'huh'. You say 'Golden Week Traveling somewhere', she still said 'huh'... can you afford to be hurt?"

Huo Dou was sweating profusely: "This...this damn..."

"Are you afraid?" Li Yan spread his hands and said, "If you don't have the spirit of madness, you can't marry this kind of woman. You'd better go home obediently."

Huo Dou was silent for a while, and suddenly said angrily: "Then I will go to Zhongnan Mountain for nothing? It's like a clown."

Li Yan thought to himself: Isn't he just a clown?

Xiao Longnu also said: "Hmph!"

The little girl in the distance immediately translated: "Auntie said, Zhongnanshan doesn't welcome ugly people to come up. The flowers here will wither when they see your faces."

Li Yan: "..."

Huo Dou: "..."

Men: "..."

Xiao Longnu said again: "Hmph!"

The little loli immediately translated: "My aunt said again, don't run around in the future, it's enough to harm the flowers on Zhongnan Mountain, don't harm the flowers and plants in other places, quickly dig a hole and bury yourself , Turn yourself into fertilizer to compensate for these flowers, this is the way to be a human being."

Li Yan: "..."

Huo Dou: "..."

Men: "..."

Huo Du was furious: "You damn woman, I don't care if you're crazy or not, anyway, you're pretty, I won't marry you, I'll take you to have a good time as the head office? Although you are a bit teasing, as long as you It’s okay to just use the ooxx point to prevent you from having a poisonous tongue.”

The men next to him shook their heads together and said: "You don't need to tap the Long girl if you want to tap the Ya point, she just hums, you need to tap the Ya point of her translator... Mr. Huo Dou, please get to the point."

Huo Dou became furious, no matter who spoke harshly or who translated, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Xiao Longnu.

Xiao Longnv snorted coldly, and sideways dodged it, but this time Huo Dou was really angry, and he didn't show mercy, and also used his secret skills at the bottom of the box, his martial arts were already slightly higher than Xiao Longnv, this time Grabbing in mid-air and changing her stance, Xiao Longnu's dodging range is completely within the range covered by his palm, and she is about to be unable to dodge.

At this time Li Yan moved suddenly, he stretched out his hand to grab it, it was as fast as lightning, Huo Dou was actually preventing him from making a move, but he didn't expect Li Yan's movement to be so fast, he hurriedly retracted his claws with his hind legs, but unexpectedly Li Yan had already expected that he would retreat, and the other hand was waiting behind him, twisted his collar with one hand, and then threw it back.

Huo Dou felt himself being thrown into the air like a cloth bag, and fell several feet away with a plop.He fell a little dizzy and confused, but no matter how confused he was, he understood one thing, and that was the martial arts of the man in front of him, which was far beyond his comparability.

He turned over from the ground and sat up, wanting to get angry, but he didn't dare, so he retreated a few feet in desperation, turned around and ran, and ran out of two valleys, a group of his hands surrounded him, and Huo Dou finally lowered his head He said angrily: "Damn it! It's about to get that woman, so a man came out and intervened."

The group of subordinates hurriedly said: "Your Highness, what happened?"

Huo Dou said angrily: "I also want to know what happened, so hurry up and investigate for me, what is the origin of the man on the mountain, what kind of background does he have, I will get him and his background all involved die."

One of his subordinates said in a low voice: "My lord, calm down, our Mongolian army will soon wipe out the Kingdom of Jin, and once the Kingdom of Jin is destroyed, our army will march south to attack the Great Song Dynasty. How big of a backer is he, how can he be able to withstand a single blow from our army? Let his whole family die, all the men be killed, and all the women be captured and let His Royal Highness make eighteen appearances."

Huo Dou gritted his teeth and said, "It's just that the woman surnamed Long will probably be taken out by this man... When our army comes over, she won't be a virgin anymore. Didn't I just pick up other people's broken shoes to wear?" ?”

One of his subordinates said: "Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, why should His Royal Highness be obsessed with a woman, when you occupy the Huahua Central Plains, all the women here will be yours."

Huo Dou thought for a long time before putting away his anger, and said, "Okay! Let's retreat and go back to Mongolia."

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The men in front of the ancient tomb began to disperse one after another, because the sharp-eyed people had already seen that Li Yan's martial arts were unfathomable, and they were not comparable to scum like them. Since such a powerful figure came, they still stayed I'm just asking for trouble here, if I annoy him and kill him, what should I do?It's better to run with oil on the soles of your feet.

The noisy front of the ancient tomb slowly returned to tranquility.

Xiao Longnv glanced at Li Yan, then at Yang Guo and Li Mochou, snorted, turned and walked back to the ancient tomb.

Yang Guo said: "Auntie said, if you have something to say, you can say it in the ancient tomb, don't let others hear it outside."

Li Yan sweats profusely: You will hum, as long as Yang Guo doesn’t translate, what’s the difference between others hearing it and not hearing it?

But complaining about it, he still followed and walked into the ancient tomb. (to be continued..)

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