Mengniang martial arts world

Chapter 958 There must be no cute and bloody plots

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Li Yan took Wang Chongyang back to the upper floor, pushed open the door of the stone room and went out, but saw Yin Zhiping was already dressed and waiting outside.Seeing Li Yan and Wang Chongyang coming out, her eyes quickly glanced at Wang Chongyang's damaged Taoist robe, and seeing a hole was torn on her shoulder and waist, she couldn't help secretly happy: In this way, the patriarch will be dragged into the water by me Looks like you won't bother me anymore.

Sure enough, Wang Chongyang didn't have the mood to trouble Yin Zhiping now, so he just glanced at her and ignored her.

The three of them went up together and called Li Mochou, Xiao Longnv and Yang Guo.

Xiao Longnv's internal injuries have not healed, her whole body is still limp and unable to move, so Li Yan had no choice but to hold her in his arms.Xiao Longnu said: "Hmph!"

Yang Guo was about to translate, but Li Yan hurriedly said, "There's no need to translate, anyway, it's all poisonous words, it's hard to hear or bother your ears. Is there any rope in the ancient tomb? It needs a long one, give me one."

Yang Guo nodded, and after a while he found a very long rope and bundled it up.

The crowd came to the bottom of the ancient tomb with a long rope. Li Yan put the little dragon girl down, and then wrapped one end of the rope around a big rock in the tomb, tried to make it firm, and then wrapped the other end around his waist: "I'll go to the underground river to check it out. If something goes wrong, just shake the rope vigorously, and you guys will pull me back."

The girls nodded.

Li Yan took a deep breath. He has deep internal strength and long breath. He can hold his breath for a very long time. It is not very dangerous to go down the river to investigate something. Plus there is a safety rope, so there is nothing to be afraid of.One plunged into the river...

The water in the underground river is gentler than Li Yan imagined.Not turbulent at all.Li Yan went downstream for a while, and soon found that there was a bright light in front of him. When he came up to the surface of the water, he really came out. He saw that this was a cold pool of clear water, surrounded by lush forests, and it was a quiet place. Li Yan untied his waist rope.Wrapped around a tree by the pool, in this way, a rope was built between the underground river and the ancient tomb.

He returned to the river again, grabbed the rope, and returned to the tent with ease.

The three women and one loli were anxiously waiting for news from Li Yan, but when Li Yan came out with a bang, he smiled and said, "We have found a way out, we can go out now."

The girls couldn't help but be overjoyed, who would be trapped to death in this place if they could go out?

Li Yan beckoned and said, "Come on, all of you get into the water. Follow me and swim out following the guidance of the rope."

Unexpectedly, he beckoned.The girls shook their heads together, and Wang Chongyang said, "I can't swim."

Li Mochou: "I won't either!"

Yang Guo: "Me neither!"

Little Dragon Girl: "Hmph!"

Well, it doesn't really matter whether Xiao Longnu's "hmph" can swim or not, anyway, she is seriously injured, even if she can swim, she can't swim.Li Yan didn't wait for Yang Guo to speak, and said first: "You don't want to translate."

Yang Guo quickly shut up.

Li Yan said: "Since none of you can swim, you have to let me swim out one by one... Well... According to common sense, when saving someone from danger, the wounded and children should be sent out first, and I will send the children first." Loli Yang Guo went out, and then came back to take Xiao Longnu out."

All the sisters had no objection, so Li Yan picked up the little loli and said softly, "Shut your breath."

Little Lolita took a deep breath, her apple-like face puffed up high, Li Yan laughed and jumped into the water.He held the little loli in his left hand, and touched the rope with his right hand. He swam forward only by kicking the water with his legs, but this speed was faster than ordinary people using both hands and feet. Did not bring him.The two quickly swam through the underground river and arrived outside the cold pool of clear water.

Li Yan lifted the little girl out of the water, put it by the pool, and said with a smile, "You wait here, and I'll go pick up the others."

Little Lolita responded obediently.

Li Yan plunged back into the water suddenly...

Seeing that Li Yan was gone, the little Lolita looked at her wet clothes, groaned, and thought: Everyone will come out later, and the clothes are all wet, especially my aunt was seriously injured, so pitiful, I will go Gather some firewood and set up a fire to bake clothes for everyone.Little Lolita hummed a song and happily went to collect firewood.

Li Yan sneaked back into the ancient tomb, this time picked up the seriously injured little dragon girl: "Your injury shouldn't be so serious that it's hard to hold your breath, right?"

Xiao Longnu said: "Hmph!"

"Your translator is not available, please speak human language."

"Humph!"

"Well, I'll take it as you can hold your breath."

Fortunately, Xiao Longnu's injury was internal, not external, and she was not afraid of being soaked in water. If she was injured by a sword, she might get tetanus or something if she was soaked in the river, which would be more troublesome, but internal injuries don't matter.Li Yan hugged Xiaolongnu tightly with his left hand, grabbed the rope with his right hand, and slid into the water.

As soon as the cold groundwater dipped, Xiao Longnu shivered all over her body, but there was already water here, so she couldn't open her mouth to hum, so she could only "hum" in a nasal voice, blowing a burst of bubbles in the bottom of the water.

Li Yan sweated profusely: You can hold your breath at the bottom of the water, and you can’t waste any of your breath indiscriminately. Is it appropriate for you to waste your own breath by humming?What should I do if I run out of air after diving for a while?what do you want to say in the end?

In fact, no matter what Xiaolongnv wanted to say, there was no need to say it. Anyway, it would be a waste of energy to say "hmph".

Li Yan had no choice but to "experience it with his heart". He held Xiaolongnv in his left hand and felt her body trembling violently, so he understood that he could exercise his kung fu underwater to keep out the cold, but Xiaolongnv's internal energy could not be condensed due to her obsession with practicing kung fu. , unable to keep out the cold, such cold groundwater inevitably made her feel uncomfortable.

Li Yan quickly activated Yang Shen Gong, he held Xiao Longnv in his arms, like a super electric blanket, wrapped her up, the heat surrounded Xiao Longnv from all directions, making her feel very warm.

Xiao Longnv's body no longer trembled, and her heart felt warm and comfortable. She couldn't help but "hum" and blew a bunch of air bubbles again.

Li Yan sweated profusely: Hello!Don't be so unreliable, can you say a few words less?Oh no... actually you never spoke.He is a meow, a person who never speaks.Why do you have to hum when this kind of breath is precious.

The two swam more than half the distance.The little dragon girl is not angry enough!

She was badly injured and breathless.But she still wanted to hum indiscriminately to expend her breath. Halfway through the swim, her hands and feet began to struggle. Li Yan felt her strange change and couldn't help being surprised. This is really troublesome... Well, at this moment, The only way I can think of.It's mouth to mouth to breathe out for Xiaolongnv.

Of course, Li Yan definitely didn't want to eat Xiaolongnu's tofu, he definitely didn't want to do this on purpose, and he definitely wasn't the only one who could only write this kind of obscene plot. This is the only solution for this situation.

Li Yan brought his mouth closer and kissed Xiao Longnu's lips.

Xiao Longnv was shocked and struggled desperately, but fortunately she lost all her energy, so she didn't have much strength to struggle at this time, she was subdued by Li Yan in two or three strokes.

Li Yan blew air into her mouth...unexpectedly, he couldn't blow it in.It turned out that Xiao Longnu pressed her lips tightly together...

"Hey, hey, the romantic and dog-blooded mouth-to-mouth plot. This is the favorite plot of the majority of dog-blooded screenwriters, but...why do you encounter situations where you can't get over your breath?" Li Yan sweated profusely: "In the bloody TV series I watched before, there was no such setting."

Of course, dog-blooded dramas can easily pass their breath mouth to mouth, allowing the male protagonist to take advantage of it.But the novel written by 32 father-in-law is full of integrity, serious and serious, and never spoofs. This is a completely reliable novel that has deeply excavated human nature, soul, and justice. How about the virtuous male lead take advantage of the female lead through mouth-to-mouth breathing?32 father-in-law didn't even bother to write such bloody and violent plots.

Li Yan was sweating profusely. Seeing that Xiao Longnv was about to lose her breath, she still refused to let go of her lips.

Li Yan had no choice but to resort to a shameless trick. He stuck out his tongue and pried Xiaolongnv's lips hard... But how could a soft tongue be able to pry the tightly pressed lips?Li Yan pried hard twice, but there was no response, so he had to use his internal strength, forcing a wave of internal force to the tip of his tongue, and then pried again... Finally, Xiao Longnu's lips were pried open.

From ancient times to the present, from the birth of internal energy to the present, the first person who used internal energy on the tip of his tongue to pry open a woman's lips was Li Yan. He created a new era of internal energy at this moment This new usage has created a Guinness World Record. This achievement is comparable to the four great inventions of papermaking, compass, gunpowder, and movable type printing. Proud, what a humble quality this is.

But... the next problem is even more troublesome.

After prying his lips open, Li Yan had to face two rows of teeth...

Xiao Longnu's two rows of white teeth were clenched tightly together, her teeth were very neat, there were no messy gaps between them, and it was difficult to blow air in and then go in again.

Li Yan really wanted to die: I said Xiaolongnv!It would be great if you changed your teeth loli, if you lack two teeth, I can easily get in, but you have two rows of white teeth, what kind of demon moth are you going to make?Are you going to die or not?

Xiaolongnv's attitude is very firm!The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and there must be no bloody plots.

The teeth will not loosen even if they die!

Even if Li Yan's tongue is loaded with internal force, it will not be able to pry her teeth open. You must know that the bite force of the teeth is very terrifying. Let alone the internal force on the soft tip of the tongue, even if it is loaded with [-] horsepower, it is impossible to pry it open. open teeth.

then……

Xiao Longnv was so suppressed that she passed out...

As soon as she passed out, her jaw loosened. Li Yan quickly took the opportunity to breathe, and finally sent a mouthful of fresh Qi into her lungs.But... the heroine breathed out after fainting, as if she had already left the scope of the bloody drama.

With a sound of "哗啦啦", Li Yan finally sent the little dragon girl to the cold pool of clear water.This time, he was really exhausted to the point of death, and he used Yang Shen Gong and the tip of his tongue, should he still be alive?Climbing up to the bank with difficulty, Li Yan placed Xiaolongnv by the side of the pool, looked around, and wondered, "Huh? Where's Yang Guo?" (To be continued...)

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