Mengniang martial arts world

the second

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Zuo Lengchan took Xiao Qiushui's words and said: "Don't look at the Shaolin Temple as a group of monks, who seem to be practicing Buddhism and ignoring worldly affairs. In fact, Shaolin Temple is the largest landowner in the vicinity, with thousands of hectares of fertile land. Ordinary people are working as sharecroppers for Shaolin Temple...and...hehe..."

She said that this passage did not include English, so it can be seen that this passage is very solemn: "These poor people not only have to pay rent to Shaolin Temple, but after paying the rent, they finally saved a little money and ran to Shaolin Temple. Burning incense and worshiping Buddha, turned it into sesame oil money and handed it back to Shaolin. It can be said that Shaolin Temple is sucking the blood of these people..."

Xiao Qiushui took a deep breath: "Isn't it, so ruthless? It's worse than beating a sap to steal money."

A few people were talking about this, when they suddenly saw two monks jumping out from the mountain gate of Shaolin Temple, the two monks pointed at Zuo Lengchan and Xiao Qiushui angrily and said, "Where did the ignorant madman come from, dare to discredit my Shaolin Temple?"

"Say I'm ignorant?" Zuo Lengchan said unhappily, "How can I be ignorant? I know all the big and small things in the rivers and lakes like the back of the palm of my hand, and you, these two little intellectual monks, are the ones who are ignorant. You also said that I smeared... Huh! Let me ask you, the monks in Shaolin Temple practice martial arts and recite Buddhism all day long, so where do you get the money for your meals?"

The two intellectual monks were stunned by the question, yes, the monks neither farm nor do business. Where did it come from?The two Zhike monks thought about it for a long time, but they couldn't figure it out, so they had to shout: "You wait, we will ask the master to come and tell you..."

Zhang Wuji said worriedly: "It seems that we came to Shaolin to talk about serious business, right? We haven't started talking about business yet, and we haven't given our names, so why are we starting to carry on?"

Li Yan laughed and said: "It's okay, anyway, if they go in and call someone like this, it's equivalent to reporting for us. There will always be a heavyweight person."

After a while, I saw a "highly educated monk" running out of it, Li Yan took a closer look, oh, it turned out to be an acquaintance, Master Tianzheng!

When the monk saw Li Yan, he also shouted: "Ouch. I don't know who dares to come to Shaolin to act wildly, so it's you again! Heimuya truant master Li Yan, chief manager Yang Lianting, what are you going to do in my Shaolin Temple?"

Li Yan spread his hands and said: "It's nothing important, I just came to find someone."

Hearing that he was looking for someone, Tianzheng thought to himself: It seems that he is here to find Ren Yingying.Heimuya finally started to face up to the fact that Shaolin Temple put Ren Yingying under house arrest. Hey, well done, we radicals just want to attract Heimuya to come to our door, and then pretend to be invincible and let the conservatives come out to block the gun .As a result, conservatives have no choice but to join the struggle for hegemony in the arena.

He had such a plan, of course he would not follow Li Yan's words, did not mention Ren Yingying, changed the subject and said: "Let's not talk about finding someone first, let's talk about your slander of Shaolin first, you actually To say that our Shaolin is worse than the gangsters who beat sap to steal money is simply shameless malicious slander. I want to argue with you."

"Theory is theory." Xiao Qiushui immediately took the lead and said, "Let's continue the topic just now, where do you get the money for eating?"

Two knowledgeable monks couldn't answer this question, but an old fritter like Tianzheng could answer him. He snorted: "These money is the sesame oil money donated to the temple by devout believers, and it is definitely not what we squeezed out of the common people. of."

Xiao Qiushui asked stupidly: "But... the incense oil money given by the believers is not dedicated to the Bodhisattva? The so-called sesame oil money should buy incense for the Bodhisattva. Buy oil for the Bodhisattva to light lamps, and buy offerings for offering... How did you bring it to eat?"

"Pfft!" All the girls on Li Yan's side laughed, look, this cute and funny Xiao Qiushui knows how to understand the problem.You said she was stupid, how could she be stupid?It's so smart that it flies!

Really smart people really can't ask this question, because smart people know that the sesame oil money in every monastery is taken away by the monks. This is almost an unspoken rule in the industry. How can there be sesame oil money? The reason why sesame oil respects Bodhisattva?Only a person like Xiao Qiushui who lacks a thinking circuit in his head would think that the sesame oil money is for Bodhisattvas.

Tianzheng wiped off his sweat. Xiao Qiushui's question was so stupid that he couldn't answer it directly. After all, the unspoken rules included the word "hidden". If he dared to say directly, "sesame oil money is for monks", who would How dare he come to Shaolin Temple?

Tianzheng could only sweat and said: "We are the servants of the Bodhisattva, and of course the Bodhisattva won't mind spending a little money to support us..."

Xiao Qiushui pursed his lips and said: "Do you believe in the Buddha or the Buddha believes in you? You don't raise Bodhisattvas, but ask Bodhisattvas to raise you? I don't think this is reliable..."

"Pfft!" Li Yan and his group laughed again, this time laughing so hard that they almost couldn't stand still.

Tianzheng even wanted to hit him to death. He found that his IQ was dragged to the same level by Xiao Qiushui, and then Xiao Qiushui defeated him with his rich unreliable experience.

As a monk, he must never blaspheme the Bodhisattva, so he had no choice but to change his words: "Well, in fact, we monks in Shaolin Temple have never touched the Bodhisattva's sesame oil money, and all the sesame oil money is dedicated to the Bodhisattva. What we eat and wear , all in exchange for renting land.”

"Rent land... tsk tsk tsk..." Li Yan spoke this time: "Isn't this the landlord, the evil landlord! Squeezing the common people, drinking the blood and sweat of the common people..."

Tianzheng was very helpless, so he had no choice but to pretend: "Then we monks have to eat."

Xiao Qiushui said: "If you want to eat, go to work. Take a wooden fish and beat it hard all day long. Do you think you can knock food out of the wooden fish? Humph! While knocking on the wooden fish, you are collecting rent from the poor and corrupt. Bodhisattva’s sesame oil money. My God, is there any sect more insane than you? I have a few friends named Liuhe Qinglong, who are truly righteous people, and every penny is earned with hardworking hands of……"

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At this time, in Li Yan's small gang chief helm, Liuhe Qinglong was vigorously scrubbing the dishes... The boss Lu Shuyi suddenly raised his head and sneezed: "Oh, why did I sneeze? Could it be that someone is gossiping about me behind my back?"

Qi Wenwu said: "Boss, don't sneeze indiscriminately, if you spray on the dishes, you have to wash them again."

Zhao Hua said: "Don't talk, hurry up and work. After these dishes are finished, our savings will be 250 taels, which is enough to open a tofu shop. When the time comes, the business will be booming, earn a lot of money, and start life The pinnacle, put on new clothes, seduce the rich and handsome, fly up the branches and become a phoenix... ahhh, I'm a little excited just thinking about it."

Liuhe Qinglong brushed the plate vigorously like a chicken blood: "Yes, work hard!"

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"Pfft!" Tianzheng spat out a mouthful of blood, damn, these people's mouths are too powerful to say.He touched his bald head, feeling that it was wet with sweat, and it was shiny: "Let's not talk about what to eat, we are all gangsters, what are our identities? We always talk about food." Eating and drinking is too low-grade, so let's talk about the business."

Meow, it's obvious that you deliberately didn't answer my talk about looking for someone, and insisted on talking about something to eat, but now you shrank again.Li Yan said angrily: "Okay, let's talk about business, I'm here to find someone."

Tianzheng put his hands together, put on the appearance of an eminent monk, and said, "I don't know who Li Shi is looking for?"

Pretend, you just try to pretend.Li Yandao: "The daughter of the director of the Sun Moon God Sect, Woxing, Ren Yingying, the eldest lady, came to Shaolin Temple a few days ago, you won't say that you don't know?"

Tianzheng smiled and Mimi said: "Of course I know that Miss Ren came to us to ask for the Yi Jin Jing, but the Yi Jin Jing is the treasure of the Shaolin Temple town school, of course it cannot be given to outsiders casually, so our master abbot refused on the spot. gone."

Li Yan said: "It's normal not to want to give the secret book of Zhenpai Zhibao to others. If you refuse, it's fine. Why hold Miss Ren?"

Master Tianzheng said: "Well...the reason is this, Miss Ren's murderous nature is too heavy, she looks like a demon heretic, our Shaolin Temple, out of compassion, let her cultivate her body and mind in Shaolin Temple, and eliminate her evil spirits. Demon nature, when she reforms herself and gets on the right path, we will naturally release her."

Li Yan yelled "Ouch" and said: "The people in Shaolin Temple are so awesome, they can set up prisons privately and imprison people casually. Could it be that you Shaolin have regarded themselves as the court of the Song Dynasty?"

Tianzheng said: "Of course we are not the imperial court, but for the justice of the martial arts..."

"Wait!" Li Yan suddenly looked at Tianzheng carefully. After looking at Tianzheng for a long time, Li Yan waved his hand and said, "Master Tianzheng, I see that there is a hint of evil spirit in your majestic appearance. You may leave in the future." Go to the wrong path, no, I can't let you run around in the rivers and lakes, come, someone, take Master Tianzheng back and put him under house arrest, and we will let him go after he reforms himself and goes on his own way."

Master Tianzheng was shocked: "Don't act recklessly, this is the mountain gate of Shaolin Temple..." Before he finished speaking, he felt a figure flash, and the woman standing behind Li Yan suddenly floated out, but in a blink of an eye, he had already arrived behind him .

This movement... this movement... is simply unbelievably fast.Master Tianzheng quickly turned around and stretched out his finger backwards, which is one of Shaolin's 72 stunts, the flower finger.But the martial arts of the man behind him was so high that it was unimaginable. Before he could stretch his fingers, the man had already grabbed Master Tianzheng by the back of the neck and lifted him up like a chicken.

Of course that person was Yan Kuangtu. She walked up to Li Yan with Tianzheng in her hand, and said with a smile, "Do you really want to arrest him and lock him up? It's so troublesome. This kind of evil spirit is crooked. It's better to kill him with a knife."