Mengniang martial arts world
Chapter 971 Moe, are you still vulgar?
the second
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Xuan Ci suddenly said loudly: "Xu Zhu is actually Lao Na's daughter, she was the child born to Ye Erniang when Lao Na broke the rules when he was young."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone in the audience was shocked, and Fang Zheng was also taken aback. He originally guessed Xuanci's secret, and deliberately said a few words in a strange way, wanting to take this opportunity to threaten Xuanci to give up his seat to him, but he didn't expect that Xuanci directly fought to the death and broke the net, and took the initiative to speak out about this matter. In this way, how could he have Xuanci's handle?
Hearing exclamation in the field, many monks stared wide-eyed, unable to believe it.The girls behind Li Yan were also surprised, the abbot of Shaolin, he did such a thing?
Only Li Yan remained calm, because he already knew about Xuan Ci and Xu Zhu, he pulled Xu Zhu behind his back and hid her, telling her to stop talking and interrupt, and quietly watch the development of the situation with the girls .
The following is the same as in the original book, Xuanci explained the mistakes he made with Ye Erniang when he was young, in full detail, including the matter of giving birth to Xu Zhu in detail. The jar broke, Junior Brother Fang Zheng, you want to blackmail me, but I will let you blackmail me, hum!The handle that everyone knows is not the handle.
All the monks had different expressions after listening to it, and some ambitious monks who wished Xuanci would die soon so that he could get the position of abbot showed a look of complacency.But some monks have a sympathetic look on their faces. You must know that monks are also human beings, and they also have seven emotions and six desires. Think about women or something.Occasionally, when I got up in the morning, my underwear was wet, and I was too embarrassed to tell the brothers in the same room, so I could only secretly go to the river to wash it. Thinking about it, it was extremely desolate.
Seeing that Abbot Xuanci broke the rules, many monks thought to themselves: If a woman seduces me, can I resist the temptation?I'm afraid it will be difficult... Maybe I will have a baby like him.How will I face my child then?Maybe she can only be a wild bear child.
Many monks had sad looks in their eyes, apprehension in their hearts, and infinite sympathy, but... no one dared to stand up and speak out for Xuanci. After all, the fact that the monk gave birth to a child was too embarrassing, and everyone sympathized with him.But no one dared to help.
Seeing this momentum, Fang Zheng knew that it was useless for him to blackmail Xuanci, and he felt very upset, good Xuanci, if you try your best to tell such a shameful thing and refuse to listen to me, then I will kill you.fuck you!His face darkened, and he snorted coldly: "Brother Abbot, as the abbot of Shaolin Temple, you must be an eminent monk who is highly respected and able to convince the public. Look at your current appearance, do you still have the slightest appearance of an eminent monk? You have to do it for yourself." This matter. Give all the monks in Shaolin Temple an explanation. Our disciples in Shaolin Temple will be punished with sticks if they do something wrong. For ordinary trivial matters, they will be punished with sticks thirty times. You have committed such a big thing, you say it yourself How many strokes of the stick do you need?"
Xuanci put his heart on the line, gritted his teeth and said, "It should be two hundred."
After hearing this, Fang Zheng felt secretly happy, wow.Two hundred sticks, you old bone eats these two hundred sticks, and you still die?At that time, I will compete with other senior brothers for the position of abbot.
Immediately, some monks went to get sticks. The stick was as thick as an arm and looked very scary.
Xu Zhu tugged Li Yan's lapel from the back, and said in a low voice: "Why did they beat Master Fangzhang? Did Master Fangzhang do something bad? But I think he is a good person..."
Li Yan whispered: "Actually, what he did is not a bad thing for ordinary people, but it is not a good thing for monks. So... now it is very troublesome..." Li Yan has read the original work, and knows that Xuanci suffered this. He would die after two hundred sticks, and I felt a little unbearable, although Xuan Ci was considered a radical.It belongs to the type of making troubles in the Jianghu. For example, the matter of Qiao Feng's parents is Xuanci's responsibility.But Xuanci, the radical, is not too insidious. Generally speaking, he is a good person. Although he has not had much contact with this plane, Li Yan also feels that he is not too bad to be saved. At least he still has some feelings for his daughter. Just now Desperately trying to win him back from Kuangtu Yan, he also showed his true nature.
Li Yan wanted to help him, but he couldn't find an excuse to help him. After all, Shaolin Temple's own affairs were difficult for upright officials to decide on housework. Li Yan, an outsider, how could he intervene?If Li Yan even intervenes in the internal affairs of Shaolin Temple, wouldn't this be hegemony?What's the difference between taking care of other people's housework and the United States all over the world?Li Yan hesitated for a moment.
At this moment, Xu Zhu suddenly said: "It's not a bad thing for ordinary people, but it's not a good thing for monks... Then... If you don't become a monk, but become an ordinary person, can you avoid being beaten? ?”
A word to wake up the dreamer, sometimes the idea of a fool is really more useful than a smart person.Li Yan was overjoyed, and hurriedly said, "Wait!"
When the monks heard him speak, they all turned to look at him.Master Fangzheng said in a strange way: "Li Shaoxia, you are not from my Shaolin Temple. My Shaolin Temple will use door rules to deal with the abbot who violated the clear rules. Does this have nothing to do with you? What are you doing here?"
Li Yan said with a smile: "If it's an internal matter of Shaolin Temple, of course I can't control it, but I think this matter will soon become an external matter of Shaolin Temple."
Fang Zheng and the others were so surprised that they didn't understand Li Yan's meaning for a moment.
But Li Yan opened his voice and said, "Master Xuanci, you should announce your disobedience."
"Return, return to vulgarity?" Master Xuanci was stunned: "I...I have lived in Shaolin Temple all my life, how can I return to vulgarity?"
Li Yan said with a smile: "Your wife also has a child so old. I don't think your monk level is very good. You might as well just return to the vulgar and be an ordinary person. Maybe that job will be even better." suits you."
Xuanci was not willing to listen, he just shook his head and said, "No, Lao Na can't return to vulgarity."
Li Yan turned his head and said to Xu Zhu: "Little sister, that monk is your father, if he doesn't return to vulgarity, he will be beaten to death with a big stick, do you want him to be beaten to death?"
Xu Zhu grew up wild, never knew he had a father, he asked blankly: "Is he my father?"
Li Yan nodded: "It's not easy to have a father, don't you want him to live and stay with you?"
Xu Zhu was stunned, and quickly shouted: "Master Fangzhang, don't be a monk, return to vulgarity soon." Although he heard that the abbot is his father, Xu Zhu still didn't dare to call him father directly, and used Master Abbot like before. to call.
Xuan Ci hesitated for a moment, Li Yan told him to return to vulgarity, he could not listen, but his daughter told him to return to vulgarity, this matter is worth considering.
Seeing his hesitation, Li Yan whispered to Xu Zhu again: "If you want to save the abbot's father, just do as I say..." After speaking, he whispered a few words in Xu Zhu's ear.
Xu Zhu sweated profusely: "Is this really possible?"
Li Yan nodded and said, "I promise it will work."
Xu Zhu wiped off his sweat, then suddenly he lay down on the ground, rolling all over the floor: "Master Fang Zhang, you are about to return to the vulgarity, return to the vulgarity... return to the vulgarity... I won't get up if you don't return to the vulgarity."
Everyone sweated profusely.
Xiao Qiushui suddenly realized: "Wow, I've seen this tactic before. The youngest Deng Yuhan often used this tactic when dealing with her sister Deng Yuping, and it was always beneficial."
Li Yan really learned this move from Deng Yuhan. Back in the Huanhua Sword Sect in Chengdu, Deng Yuhan used this move to roll all over the ground, forcing the King Deng Yuping away in an instant. Its power was simply invincible.Now that Xu Zhu is using it, it is still very powerful, seeing his daughter acting like a spoiled child, Xuan Ci couldn't help but jump up high: "Don't cry, don't cry, I'll think about it..."
"What else are you thinking about!" Xu Zhu continued to roll all over the floor: "Hurry up and return to vulgarity...or there will be a big stick coming to beat you..."
Xuanci wiped his sweat profusely, and his daughter acted like a spoiled child. No man would be able to bear this, but he is an old monk for many years, and his concentration is better than ordinary people. After being stunned, he suddenly pointed to Li Yan and said: "Okay, what nonsense are you teaching Xu Zhu, she is not a bad girl who can act like a baby... why are you teaching her so nonsense?"
Li Yan spread his hands: I thought, what I taught her is not so simple. Once you said this, it happened to start the second step of the plan.
Sure enough, when Xu Zhu heard Xuan Ci's words, he immediately thought of Li Yan's order, quickly turned somersaults from the ground, stood behind Li Yan, stretched out half of his head and said: "Uncle Abbot, if you don't return to vulgar , I just followed this brother, from now on I will learn whatever he teaches me, I want to be bad, I want to become a little flying girl, I want to smoke, drink, take drugs... and have sex with a large group of men... cough cough... ..." At this point, she whispered to Li Yan: "Brother, is it too much for me to say that? I feel a little embarrassed myself."
Li Yan said: "If you are afraid of losing face now, the abbot's father will be beaten to death with a stick."
Xu Zhu let out an "oh", and summoned up his courage to continue: "Master Abbot, did you hear that? If you don't return to vulgarity, I will really leave with him. I'm going to have sex with a large group of men... ..."
"I'm so pissed off!" Xuanci was furious: "Hey, I won't be a monk anymore, I'm going to return to vulgarity. Li Yan, aren't you going too far? You actually want to take my daughter to do this kind of thing?" Things... I... I fought with you..."
Xuan Ci took off his monk hat, tore off his cassock, yelled at Li Yan, and rushed over like a tank.Li Yan laughed, but he didn't dodge it, until Xuanci rushed forward, Yan Kuangtu stretched out his hand to grab Xuanci, and threw him to Xu Zhu's side.
Li Yan clapped his hands at Fang Zheng and the others and said, "Now that Master Xuanci has returned to vulgarity, he is no longer a member of the Shaolin Temple, and the rules and regulations of the Shaolin Temple are useless to him, so naturally he doesn't need to use the two hundred staffs. Choose a new abbot yourself, I will stay here soon, girls, let's go!"
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Xuan Ci suddenly said loudly: "Xu Zhu is actually Lao Na's daughter, she was the child born to Ye Erniang when Lao Na broke the rules when he was young."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone in the audience was shocked, and Fang Zheng was also taken aback. He originally guessed Xuanci's secret, and deliberately said a few words in a strange way, wanting to take this opportunity to threaten Xuanci to give up his seat to him, but he didn't expect that Xuanci directly fought to the death and broke the net, and took the initiative to speak out about this matter. In this way, how could he have Xuanci's handle?
Hearing exclamation in the field, many monks stared wide-eyed, unable to believe it.The girls behind Li Yan were also surprised, the abbot of Shaolin, he did such a thing?
Only Li Yan remained calm, because he already knew about Xuan Ci and Xu Zhu, he pulled Xu Zhu behind his back and hid her, telling her to stop talking and interrupt, and quietly watch the development of the situation with the girls .
The following is the same as in the original book, Xuanci explained the mistakes he made with Ye Erniang when he was young, in full detail, including the matter of giving birth to Xu Zhu in detail. The jar broke, Junior Brother Fang Zheng, you want to blackmail me, but I will let you blackmail me, hum!The handle that everyone knows is not the handle.
All the monks had different expressions after listening to it, and some ambitious monks who wished Xuanci would die soon so that he could get the position of abbot showed a look of complacency.But some monks have a sympathetic look on their faces. You must know that monks are also human beings, and they also have seven emotions and six desires. Think about women or something.Occasionally, when I got up in the morning, my underwear was wet, and I was too embarrassed to tell the brothers in the same room, so I could only secretly go to the river to wash it. Thinking about it, it was extremely desolate.
Seeing that Abbot Xuanci broke the rules, many monks thought to themselves: If a woman seduces me, can I resist the temptation?I'm afraid it will be difficult... Maybe I will have a baby like him.How will I face my child then?Maybe she can only be a wild bear child.
Many monks had sad looks in their eyes, apprehension in their hearts, and infinite sympathy, but... no one dared to stand up and speak out for Xuanci. After all, the fact that the monk gave birth to a child was too embarrassing, and everyone sympathized with him.But no one dared to help.
Seeing this momentum, Fang Zheng knew that it was useless for him to blackmail Xuanci, and he felt very upset, good Xuanci, if you try your best to tell such a shameful thing and refuse to listen to me, then I will kill you.fuck you!His face darkened, and he snorted coldly: "Brother Abbot, as the abbot of Shaolin Temple, you must be an eminent monk who is highly respected and able to convince the public. Look at your current appearance, do you still have the slightest appearance of an eminent monk? You have to do it for yourself." This matter. Give all the monks in Shaolin Temple an explanation. Our disciples in Shaolin Temple will be punished with sticks if they do something wrong. For ordinary trivial matters, they will be punished with sticks thirty times. You have committed such a big thing, you say it yourself How many strokes of the stick do you need?"
Xuanci put his heart on the line, gritted his teeth and said, "It should be two hundred."
After hearing this, Fang Zheng felt secretly happy, wow.Two hundred sticks, you old bone eats these two hundred sticks, and you still die?At that time, I will compete with other senior brothers for the position of abbot.
Immediately, some monks went to get sticks. The stick was as thick as an arm and looked very scary.
Xu Zhu tugged Li Yan's lapel from the back, and said in a low voice: "Why did they beat Master Fangzhang? Did Master Fangzhang do something bad? But I think he is a good person..."
Li Yan whispered: "Actually, what he did is not a bad thing for ordinary people, but it is not a good thing for monks. So... now it is very troublesome..." Li Yan has read the original work, and knows that Xuanci suffered this. He would die after two hundred sticks, and I felt a little unbearable, although Xuan Ci was considered a radical.It belongs to the type of making troubles in the Jianghu. For example, the matter of Qiao Feng's parents is Xuanci's responsibility.But Xuanci, the radical, is not too insidious. Generally speaking, he is a good person. Although he has not had much contact with this plane, Li Yan also feels that he is not too bad to be saved. At least he still has some feelings for his daughter. Just now Desperately trying to win him back from Kuangtu Yan, he also showed his true nature.
Li Yan wanted to help him, but he couldn't find an excuse to help him. After all, Shaolin Temple's own affairs were difficult for upright officials to decide on housework. Li Yan, an outsider, how could he intervene?If Li Yan even intervenes in the internal affairs of Shaolin Temple, wouldn't this be hegemony?What's the difference between taking care of other people's housework and the United States all over the world?Li Yan hesitated for a moment.
At this moment, Xu Zhu suddenly said: "It's not a bad thing for ordinary people, but it's not a good thing for monks... Then... If you don't become a monk, but become an ordinary person, can you avoid being beaten? ?”
A word to wake up the dreamer, sometimes the idea of a fool is really more useful than a smart person.Li Yan was overjoyed, and hurriedly said, "Wait!"
When the monks heard him speak, they all turned to look at him.Master Fangzheng said in a strange way: "Li Shaoxia, you are not from my Shaolin Temple. My Shaolin Temple will use door rules to deal with the abbot who violated the clear rules. Does this have nothing to do with you? What are you doing here?"
Li Yan said with a smile: "If it's an internal matter of Shaolin Temple, of course I can't control it, but I think this matter will soon become an external matter of Shaolin Temple."
Fang Zheng and the others were so surprised that they didn't understand Li Yan's meaning for a moment.
But Li Yan opened his voice and said, "Master Xuanci, you should announce your disobedience."
"Return, return to vulgarity?" Master Xuanci was stunned: "I...I have lived in Shaolin Temple all my life, how can I return to vulgarity?"
Li Yan said with a smile: "Your wife also has a child so old. I don't think your monk level is very good. You might as well just return to the vulgar and be an ordinary person. Maybe that job will be even better." suits you."
Xuanci was not willing to listen, he just shook his head and said, "No, Lao Na can't return to vulgarity."
Li Yan turned his head and said to Xu Zhu: "Little sister, that monk is your father, if he doesn't return to vulgarity, he will be beaten to death with a big stick, do you want him to be beaten to death?"
Xu Zhu grew up wild, never knew he had a father, he asked blankly: "Is he my father?"
Li Yan nodded: "It's not easy to have a father, don't you want him to live and stay with you?"
Xu Zhu was stunned, and quickly shouted: "Master Fangzhang, don't be a monk, return to vulgarity soon." Although he heard that the abbot is his father, Xu Zhu still didn't dare to call him father directly, and used Master Abbot like before. to call.
Xuan Ci hesitated for a moment, Li Yan told him to return to vulgarity, he could not listen, but his daughter told him to return to vulgarity, this matter is worth considering.
Seeing his hesitation, Li Yan whispered to Xu Zhu again: "If you want to save the abbot's father, just do as I say..." After speaking, he whispered a few words in Xu Zhu's ear.
Xu Zhu sweated profusely: "Is this really possible?"
Li Yan nodded and said, "I promise it will work."
Xu Zhu wiped off his sweat, then suddenly he lay down on the ground, rolling all over the floor: "Master Fang Zhang, you are about to return to the vulgarity, return to the vulgarity... return to the vulgarity... I won't get up if you don't return to the vulgarity."
Everyone sweated profusely.
Xiao Qiushui suddenly realized: "Wow, I've seen this tactic before. The youngest Deng Yuhan often used this tactic when dealing with her sister Deng Yuping, and it was always beneficial."
Li Yan really learned this move from Deng Yuhan. Back in the Huanhua Sword Sect in Chengdu, Deng Yuhan used this move to roll all over the ground, forcing the King Deng Yuping away in an instant. Its power was simply invincible.Now that Xu Zhu is using it, it is still very powerful, seeing his daughter acting like a spoiled child, Xuan Ci couldn't help but jump up high: "Don't cry, don't cry, I'll think about it..."
"What else are you thinking about!" Xu Zhu continued to roll all over the floor: "Hurry up and return to vulgarity...or there will be a big stick coming to beat you..."
Xuanci wiped his sweat profusely, and his daughter acted like a spoiled child. No man would be able to bear this, but he is an old monk for many years, and his concentration is better than ordinary people. After being stunned, he suddenly pointed to Li Yan and said: "Okay, what nonsense are you teaching Xu Zhu, she is not a bad girl who can act like a baby... why are you teaching her so nonsense?"
Li Yan spread his hands: I thought, what I taught her is not so simple. Once you said this, it happened to start the second step of the plan.
Sure enough, when Xu Zhu heard Xuan Ci's words, he immediately thought of Li Yan's order, quickly turned somersaults from the ground, stood behind Li Yan, stretched out half of his head and said: "Uncle Abbot, if you don't return to vulgar , I just followed this brother, from now on I will learn whatever he teaches me, I want to be bad, I want to become a little flying girl, I want to smoke, drink, take drugs... and have sex with a large group of men... cough cough... ..." At this point, she whispered to Li Yan: "Brother, is it too much for me to say that? I feel a little embarrassed myself."
Li Yan said: "If you are afraid of losing face now, the abbot's father will be beaten to death with a stick."
Xu Zhu let out an "oh", and summoned up his courage to continue: "Master Abbot, did you hear that? If you don't return to vulgarity, I will really leave with him. I'm going to have sex with a large group of men... ..."
"I'm so pissed off!" Xuanci was furious: "Hey, I won't be a monk anymore, I'm going to return to vulgarity. Li Yan, aren't you going too far? You actually want to take my daughter to do this kind of thing?" Things... I... I fought with you..."
Xuan Ci took off his monk hat, tore off his cassock, yelled at Li Yan, and rushed over like a tank.Li Yan laughed, but he didn't dodge it, until Xuanci rushed forward, Yan Kuangtu stretched out his hand to grab Xuanci, and threw him to Xu Zhu's side.
Li Yan clapped his hands at Fang Zheng and the others and said, "Now that Master Xuanci has returned to vulgarity, he is no longer a member of the Shaolin Temple, and the rules and regulations of the Shaolin Temple are useless to him, so naturally he doesn't need to use the two hundred staffs. Choose a new abbot yourself, I will stay here soon, girls, let's go!"
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