Mengniang martial arts world

the second

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The four people hid behind three Buddha statues respectively. Yan Kuangtu and Zhang Wuji each had a Buddha statue, which made it easier to hide, but Li Yan and Xiao Qiushui had to squeeze behind one Buddha statue, so the position was a bit tight, and the space was not fully utilized. Absolutely not. If the two are far apart, it is inevitable that some clothes and shoulders will be exposed. They must be tightly squeezed together to ensure that no flaws are exposed.

Li Yan had no choice but to hug Xiao Qiushui, and the two of them stuck tightly together.

Having said that, Li Yan is used to hiding in narrow places with his younger sister in an awkward posture. He has hidden in closets, boxes, blankets, and even behind stones in the bathhouse with many younger sisters many times. , Now the Buddha statue is also very calm.

But Xiao Qiushui is not calm, this is a Buddhist temple, or behind the Buddha statue, is it really okay for a man and a woman to use such an intimate posture behind the Buddha statue?Gods and Buddhas will be angry, right?Xiao Qiushui didn't realize it herself, what she was worried about was only that the gods and Buddhas would be angry, not that Li Yan was hugging her.In her subconscious mind, she already thought that it was okay for Li Yan to hug her.

Xiao Qiushui stretched out a pair of Bai Shengsheng's small hands, and pushed Li Yan's chest hard, trying to push him away.But Li Yan was afraid that the two of them would be exposed if they separated too much, so he had to hug her tightly.Two people pushed and hugged each other, both of them are people with profound skills, this competition was terrific, and it didn't take long for them to sweat profusely.

At this moment, a young monk walked in at the door of the Bodhi Courtyard. For the Dharma, it is like a dream and bubble, like dew and like electricity, and it should be seen as it is." This sentence is carefully considered.

Li Yan thought in his heart: Could it be that this monk is A Zhu in disguise?Not so coincidental.I came to steal scriptures, and Ah Zhu also came to steal scriptures?Is it so cheating?In the next development, it must not be that Ah Zhu also jumped behind the Buddha statue... In the original book, Qiao Feng hid behind the Buddha statue, but Ah Zhu also jumped in, and then Ah Zhu was seriously injured. Ten million.Don't be so foolish.

Li Yan just thought of this when he saw the monk taking a picture in front of the bronze mirror, as if he was also looking to see if he had pimples on his face. Thick disguise medicine, you can see if there is any acne?

then.The monk pressed the words "a dream is like this", and there was only a crunching sound, and the bronze mirror was slowly turned up. The monk fished out a small package from behind the mirror, and grabbed it. In his hand, his face was full of joy.Li Yanxin yelled: This is terrible.This guy is most likely Ah Zhu, and according to the original book, there will be calls outside to catch the thief, and then Ah Zhu is desperate, so he runs behind the Buddha statue...

Sure enough, there was a roar from outside, and someone shouted: "Catch the thief!"

"There are spies!"

"The spies are in the Bodhi Court!"

Then footsteps sounded, and I don't know how many Shaolin monks surrounded him.

Li Yan couldn't help smiling wryly: "This is troublesome. We will be dragged to death by Ah Zhu."

The footsteps outside were getting closer and closer, and the monk suspected to be Ah Zhu also became anxious. He looked left and right, looked forward and back for a while, and locked his eyes on the three Buddha statues.

Li Yanxin groaned secretly: Don't come, these three Buddha statues have been hidden by someone, especially don't come to mine.I'm competing with Xiao Qiushui here, this guy is as strong as a bull, pushing me almost to fly, you squeeze again.Do you want to live?

Li Yan even wanted to pray to God and worship Buddha quickly, don't come here!

Unfortunately, there is an old saying called "whatever you are afraid of will come". After observing for a while, the monk who seemed to be Ah Zhu decided to hide behind the Buddha statue, and... he just chose the Buddha statue crowded by Li Yan and Xiao Qiushui , and then...he was stunned.

I saw a man and a woman behind the Buddha statue, both wearing night clothes, hugging each other in a very affectionate posture. The woman was still blushing, pushing the man's chest in refusal... If it is accompanied by the sound, it will be: "It's disgusting, it's dead..."

The monk suspected to be Ah Zhu was sweating profusely: "Hey, it turns out that the two of you are making out here, but the little monk disturbed you...Leave first."

Are you going to quit your head?Li Yan stretched out his hand helplessly, grabbed the monk in his hand, dragged it hard, and dragged him behind the Buddha statue.

The monk suspected to be Ah Zhu was startled, and quickly fought back, but his kung fu was useless in front of Li Yan. The small package of Yi Jin Jing made him unable to move, so he pulled it closer to his side.

This time Xiao Qiushui quit. It doesn't matter if she and Li Yan are squeezed together. Although it feels a bit blasphemous, it doesn't mean that she hates contacting Li Yan. Now a monk is added inexplicably, how can it be possible?

Xiao Qiushui whispered: "Hey, Li Yan, is this wrong? If you bring another monk over, wouldn't I have to squeeze on top of this monk again? Do you want my innocence? .”

Li Yan thought to himself, this is true, how can we not let Xiao Qiushui be squeezed by other messy men?I have to make sure first whether this monk is Ah Zhu, if so, then it doesn't matter, if not, then I have to throw it out quickly.He has been trapped so badly by this unscrupulous plane, now he doesn't dare to judge other people's gender lightly, since Xu Zhu can be a village girl, then A'Zhu may also be a man, especially A'Zhu is also good at disguise It is similar to Liu Suifeng's kaleidoscopic changes, and this kind of thing should not be careless at all.

Thinking of this, Li Yan stretched out his hand, and touched the chest of the monk who was suspected of being Ah Zhu. This is the best way to determine whether a person is a man or a woman. I care about you, just feel it first. Go up, and you will know immediately whether it is a man or a woman... Sure enough, when I touch it, I only feel that the starting point is soft and very elastic. There must be 21c, and it is soft and very comfortable. This time, Li Yan Zhang Yu breathed a sigh of relief and lowered his hand. He said: "Hey, it really is Miss Ah Zhu, then it's easy...don't make trouble, I will protect you and escape from Shaolin Temple later."

Li Yan hadn't finished speaking when he heard Ah Zhu in his arms screaming that could penetrate Yunxiao: "Help, molestation..."

"I'm dizzy, what's your name?" Li Yan was shocked: "Didn't you come to steal scriptures? Keep a low profile..."

Ah Zhu thought: You are going to moleste me, I'm still keeping a low profile, call it first, steal scriptures is a trivial matter, and the monks in Shaolin Temple can't kill me, at most I will be put under house arrest, if I don't call , was raped behind the Buddha statue by you, a bastard, that would be really miserable.

A'Zhu opened her voice and continued to shout: "Help, someone is molesting a girl from a good family..."

At this time, it was too late to think about Ah Zhu's dumb acupoint, her sharp soprano voice spread ten miles and eight miles away in an instant, and the Shaolin monks from outside rushed in with a bang, and surrounded the Bodhi courtyard with water.

Li Yan smiled wryly: Nima, this plane is really cheating.

Among the large group of monks who came in, the two leaders were Xuan Nan and Xuan Ji, both old monks with extremely high martial arts, and they were brothers with Xuan Ci, in the book "Tian Long Ba Bu", Xuan Nan He Xuanji's martial arts are not much worse than Qiao Feng's. If these two join forces, it will be quite difficult.

As soon as Xuannan came in, his eyes were fixed on the three Buddha statues: "Amitabha, I don't know who is a master, come to my Shaolin Temple late at night, what's your business?"

Li Yan knew that he couldn't hide anymore, so he had to jump out from behind the Buddha statue, but he didn't take Azhu out. Although Azhu also came to steal the Yijinjing, the Yijinjing has now fallen into Li Yan's hands. At this time, there is no need to involve A'Zhu.The point is, Li Yan was worried that if A'Zhu was brought out, she would be seriously injured, because A'Zhu in the original book was seriously injured here and almost died. Li Yan didn't want her to be injured again out of nowhere.

Li Yan jumped out, spread his hands and said, "Oh, masters, I just met during the day, but I didn't expect to meet again at night."

As soon as he came out, Xuannan and Xuanji were stunned, after a long time, Xuannan said: "So it's Li Shaoxia, what are you doing in our Shaolin Bodhi Court?"

Li Yan thought in his heart: "I came to steal the Yi Jin Jing, I can't talk about it, it's ashamed and thrown to death." He was trying to find an excuse to fool around, but he heard Ah Zhu's voice from behind the Buddha statue saying : "This man was making out with a woman behind a Buddha statue, and he wanted to molest me."

"Nani?" The monks of the Shaolin Temple all turned pale in shock: "You...you...you...you broke into the Shaolin Temple late at night just to make out with a woman behind the Buddha statue? You want to molest the young brother of this temple, you Are men and women not taboo? You are simply insane."

Feeling a lot of pressure, Xuannan wiped off his sweat and said, "Li Shaoxia, you are talking nonsense outside the temple during the day and helping senior brother Xuanci who violated the rules and regulations, so let's not talk about it, and we didn't care about it with you, but you are in the middle of the night It’s not right to run into the temple and do that kind of thing in front of gods and Buddhas. This time you really can’t stand up. We monks, even if we really don’t attach to everything, put Treat everything as empty, but there is no reason to sit back and watch you blaspheme Bodhisattva."

Li Yan was sweating profusely, this Nima I was so wise and lost.The lesser of two evils, let me explain my true intentions.He had no choice but to say: "Don't listen to that fake monk's nonsense, I didn't come to Shaolin to make out with my sister behind the Buddha statue, I came to steal the Yi Jin Jing."

"Stealing the Sutra of Changing Tendons?" Xuannan was stunned: "Don't be joking, young man, you don't look like someone who came to steal the scriptures, you are clearly here to push my sister?"

Li Yan wiped his sweat: "No, no, I really came to steal the Yi Jin Jing. If you don't believe me, look at the bronze mirror, I turned it up."

Xuan Ji went to the big bronze mirror where the Yi Jin Jing was stored, took a look, and said: "Senior Brother Xuannan, the place where the Yi Jin Jing is hidden has indeed been tampered with, but... the Yi Jin Jing is still in place. However, one of the scriptures placed on the Yi Jin Jing is missing..."

Xuannan's expression suddenly became tense: "The scriptures on the Yi Jin Jing are missing, could it be?"

Xuan Ji nodded with a heavy face and said: "The number one master of Shaolin Temple, "Happy Zen Art", has been stolen!"