Mengniang martial arts world

Chapter 985 Meng, this is too ridiculous

the second

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Lord Lover?Why do I always feel that the name Nima is not quite right? Li Yan feels that there is a huge pear behind the genius doctor Xue, and that pear is as big as a mountain.

Li Yan smiled wryly, "What's the matter?"

Divine doctor Xue cupped his hands, with an apologetic expression on his face, and then said: "Actually... the Heroes Conference at Juxian Village is a trick created by the little old man. The purpose is to lure you out, and then let's see how you deal with Ding Minjun and Cheng Yaojia, these two girls, from your attitude towards them, let's see how your EQ is."

He paused here, and then said: "Now the little old man finally understands that the EQ of Mr. Qingsheng is simply something that should only be found in the sky. How often do you hear it in the world?" A Zhu and Xu Zhu pointed to Ding Minjun and Cheng Yaojia who were hugging Li Yan's legs, then pointed to You Tanzhi who was hugging Li Yan's waist, and a lot of Jianghu women around, sighed: "Lord Qingsheng is the most attractive man I've ever seen in my life."

Li Yan was sweating profusely, saying it wasn't my fault, I didn't do anything, it was you who gathered so many ugly men to set me off.He laughed dryly and said, "First of all, I'm not a love saint, and secondly, my EQ is not full, but negative. If you have any EQ matters, don't ask me."

Divine doctor Xue said: "Lord Qingsheng is the most humble person I have ever met in my life, but it is useless for you to be modest, the current scene has fully demonstrated your strength. It is simply amazing!"

Li Yan covered his face.

Divine doctor Xue said: "It's inconvenient to speak here, please discuss it in the inner hall, Lord Qingsheng."

Li Yanshou thought: I also want to ask you about the Xiaoyao faction, and I really need to find a quiet place to chat.Worth mentioning.Just listen to what you have to say first.Although I have a negative EQ, if I can contribute something, I will.

Greeting Xu Zhu and A'Zhu, and dragging three girls hugging him and refusing to let go, Li Yan broke out in a profuse sweat, and managed to get him into the small room prepared by Divine Doctor Xue. The door and the window were crying bitterly, Divine Doctor Xue waved his hands and cursed: "Why are you crying? You're useless! Go away, otherwise I won't blame you for not healing you if you get hurt in the future."

These words were so lethal that the ugly men dispersed with a whoosh.

Li Yan pointed helplessly at the three sisters who were still hugging him, Shen doctor Xue said: "I can't threaten these people, women who are crazy about love can even kill them, what's the use of me threatening them with medical skills? "

Li Yan was sweating profusely, how can these three girls stop hugging him?He thought to himself: Of course it is safest to press the acupoints and throw them away, so as soon as he stretched out his hand, he wanted to point out.

But Godly Doctor Xue said suddenly: "Lord Qingsheng has such a high EQ. It's just a matter of three girls saying a word."

Hearing what he said, Li Yan couldn't keep clicking.I thought to myself: Could it be that I, Li Yan, will deal with girls in the future by tapping acupoints?This will not help my EQ improvement. I have read the wonderful book "The Woman in the Eunuch's Eyes". Is it really appropriate to deal with a girl with a trick like acupuncture?No, this is an opportunity to exercise my emotional intelligence. What kind of words should I use to make them stop pestering me?

Li Yan racked his brains and thought for a long time, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed, and he said evilly: "Let go, or you will look like eighteen!" The girl was so threatened by his move that she dared not move.

Sure enough, as soon as he said these words, Ding Minjun let go, but he was not scared, but deliberately hugged him hard before letting go, his face was flushed, and he said charmingly: "Hey, I didn't let go, but instead Hugged me vigorously, if you are a gentleman who keeps your promise, you must come and put me in eighteen shapes...I will wait for you in the room tonight..." After speaking, she winked and ran away happily.

Cheng Yaojia's face turned red instantly, and then turned purple. She let go of Li Yan's hand in shock, took two steps back, then turned around shyly and ran away. After running a few steps, she turned her head and said in a low voice. : "Eighteen looks... want... want... want... After getting married... you come to my house to make an appointment..." She ran away without a trace.

In the end, there was only You Tanzhi hugging her waist, she was the only one who didn't run away, but she let go of her hands after all, and stood beside her with her arms down, saying: "Your Majesty Lover's orders, the little girl must follow, if you tell me not to hug, I will Don’t hug me, if you ask me to put on an eighteen-year-old look, I’ll do it... But Grandpa Xue is here, it’s not very good now, when there are fewer people..."

"Pfft!" Li Yan sprayed tea.

Shen doctor Xue said: "Master Qingsheng is indeed very powerful. He knocked back three women with one sentence. If I had your excellent speaking skills back then, I wouldn't have to worry about a few tigress fighting in my family."

Li Yan wiped his sweat, but found that his sleeves were soaked, and the sweat could not be wiped off: "Master Xue, let's get down to business."

Divine doctor Xue said: "Okay, let's get down to business. This time I'm looking for Mr. Qingsheng, mainly to hope that Mr. Qingsheng can help me and save my Xiaoyaopai from being in dire straits."

Li Yan wondered: "What happened to the Xiaoyao faction? Is there anything I can save?"

Divine Doctor Xue sighed softly: "It's a long story, so I'll just say it briefly... My Happy School is in trouble, and I urgently need a hero with invincible EQ to help solve it."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "If you have a problem with the Xiaoyao faction, you should find someone with strong martial arts to solve it. Why do you need someone with invincible EQ?"

Divine doctor Xue said: "This...cough...the thing is like this, Xiaoyaozi, the ancestor of my Xiaoyao sect, has taken in a total of three apprentices."

Hearing this sentence, Li Yan said reflexively: "Wu Yazi, Li Qiushui, Tianshan Child Elder, love triangle!"

Divine doctor Xue was taken aback: "Oh, my lord, you...you actually know my Xiaoyao sect so well? It seems that I will save a lot of time in explaining."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "You still make it clear, I'm afraid that what I understand may be different from the truth." Li Yan was completely afraid of this unscrupulous plane, and now he dare not make random guesses at all, so let the person concerned make a comparison good.

Shen doctor Xue said: "It is indeed like what Lord Lover said, this is a love triangle story. Master Wu Yazi is a handsome young man, Li Qiushui and Tianshan Child Elder both admire Master Wu Yazi ..."

Li Yan nodded, it seems that it is still the same as the original book for the time being.

At this moment, Divine Doctor Xue changed his voice: "Originally, if Grandmaster Li Qiushui and Grandmaster Tianshan Child Grandma married together to Grandfather Wuyazi, this matter would be perfectly resolved, or Grandfather Wuyazi could choose one of them, Reject the other, as long as the matter is handled better, it can be resolved, but... Master Wu Yazi is a person with a negative emotional intelligence."

"Pfft!" Li Yan sweated profusely, "Is your EQ negative?"

Divine doctor Xue sighed and said: "Yes, EQ is a negative! Master Wu Yazi was at a loss for two girls who liked him, and he didn't know what to do. Cut the thread of love, and the result is that the three of them are so unclear, dawdling around without understanding."

Li Yan's sweat started to flow, damn it, I seem to be confused with many girls who like me, why do I feel a little uneasy?

Divine doctor Xue said: "Later, Grandmaster Li Qiushui and Grandmaster Tianshan Tongmao finally couldn't get along anymore, the two fought and started fighting, originally it was time for Grandmaster Wu Yazi to come out and make a decision, to give the two girls an explanation But Master Wuyazi, who has a full score in EQ, didn't know what to do, so in a hurry, he found a cliff, jumped off the cliff and committed suicide, trying to use this method to resolve the dispute."

I'm dizzy!Li Yan sweats profusely: Is this an escape?This person's EQ seems to be lower than mine.Although I was a little dazed, but at this time, I can make a decision, and I will never jump off a cliff and commit suicide.

Li Yan couldn't help but interjected: "Li Qiushui and Tianshan Child Elder were very disappointed to see Master Wuyazi jumping off the cliff, and they didn't want to fight anymore, so Li Qiushui went away to Xixia to live in seclusion, and Tianshan Child Elder founded the Vulture Palace. ,Yeah?"

Divine doctor Xue clapped his hands and said, "Master Qingsheng is too powerful, where did such information come from?"

Li Yan wiped his sweat again: "Then this matter has nothing to do with me, why do you want me?"

Divine doctor Xue said: "Anyway, the matter is left as it is, but... Master Wuyazi didn't die at all. He broke his leg after jumping off the cliff, he finally healed the injury, and then climbed out of the valley. Later, there will be us disciples and grandchildren.”

Li Yan let out an "uh".

Shen doctor Xue said: "Master Wu Yazi has been living incognito, the martial arts such as Beiming Shengong, Lingpo Weibu, etc. that he passed on to our sect, originally used himself as a portrait, and later he casually used it in the rivers and lakes. I found an unknown person to use as a sample painting."

Li Yan sweated profusely, thinking: When I found the Beiming Magic Art in Wuliang Mountain, the painting on it used my face. Now that I think about it, Wu Yazi should have drawn it using Jiang Feng's face as a reference.

Divine doctor Xue said: "Originally this matter was settled like this, unexpectedly, in recent days, the ancestor of Tianshan Child Elder and the ancestor of Li Qiushui suddenly started fighting again."

Li Yanhan said: "There are two old women, so why bother and fight?"

Divine doctor Xue said: "If it's just two old ladies, there's really nothing to be aggressive about. The key is that they all have inheritance. Grandmaster Li Qiushui has taken in an apprentice, who is said to be the princess of Xixia, who has all her true inheritance. And Tianshan Tong Grandma also took in four apprentices, called the Four Swords Girls of Plum, Orchid, Bamboo and Chrysanthemum, who are also very powerful characters."

After a pause, he continued: "Not long ago, the King of Xixia issued a letter of credence, saying that he planned to recruit a son-in-law for the princess of Xixia, so that her daughter could live a happy life. It was originally a good thing, but I didn't expect Tianshan Child Elder to know about it. After the incident, she was very angry, saying that her marriage was disturbed by Li Qiushui back then, and the man she loved was forced to jump off a cliff by Li Qiushui, how could she let Li Qiushui's apprentice live a good life? She sent out They kidnapped the Four Swords Girls of Plum, Orchid, Bamboo and Chrysanthemum, and threatened to use it as a trick for beauties, and they must snatch away the consort of Princess Xixia."

Li Yan is sweating profusely, I wipe it, is this too ridiculous? (to be continued..)

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