Mengniang martial arts world

the second

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Li Yan was pushed into the study for no reason, and was about to turn his head back, but felt two eyes locked on him together, one of them was from Princess Yinchuan, and the other was from her maid Xiaolei.Li Yan knows that Xiaolei is a miserable character. In the old version of "Tianlong Babu", she didn't even have a name, so she was called "Lady of the Palace". Only in the newly revised version of Tianlong Babu did she have the name Xiaolei , was given to Duan Yu as a concubine by Princess Yinchuan.Take a closer look, this Xiaolei actually looks pretty good, she is on the same level as Shi Jian, but it seems to be a little worse than Shuang'er.

Li Yan only took a glance and didn't dare to look any further. First, he explained that he was pushed in, but just as he was about to speak, Princess Yinchuan spoke first: "My lord, please come and sit down."

Li Yan felt that it was impolite to speak while standing, so he went to sit down.

Princess Yinchuan said: "My princess wants to ask you three questions now, and I ask you to answer them truthfully. If you make half a false statement, you will not be welcomed by the Xixia Kingdom."

Li Yan wanted to explain, but he was curious about what questions Princess Yinchuan wanted to ask. These three questions must be different from the original book, so what will happen?Why don't you listen to her question and then explain?

Princess Yinchuan asked: "I would like to ask about your views on marriage first. Arabs adopt a system of four wives. Do you feel comfortable with this system?"

When Li Yan heard this, what kind of problem is this?Strange!I am from the Song Dynasty, and you are from Xixia. If you ask me this, could it be that you are interested in the Arab prince just now?He shook his head and said seriously: "The system of four wives is too strange. I can't accept it at all..." At this point, Li Yan paused.He originally wanted to say that he was a supporter of monogamy, but when he thought about it carefully, that was just a concept in later generations. He had been assimilated when he came to this plane, and now he is more used to polygamy. For those girls who have already had relationships with four wives, four wives will definitely not work, at least dozens of places will be enough.

Li Yan opened his mouth.Added "resolutely resist monogamous four wives...", I wanted to say "the number of four wives is not enough", but before the words were spoken, Princess Yinchuan laughed and said: "Well, well said, resolutely resist, even death No four wives."

Li Yan didn't know it.The first hurdle has been passed.

Princess Yinchuan asked again: "Second question, if there are four beauties pestering you shamelessly, insisting on flirting with you and seducing you to do that kind of thing with them, will you agree?"

Do you still need to ask this question?A sneer flashed across Li Yan's face, Power helped the Seven Heavenly Kings stalk me for a long time.I was unmoved, Li Yan said with a serious face: "Don't say four, even seven!"

When Li Yan answered this question, Princess Yinchuan was watching him carefully.In fact, when the princess asked the men in front of her this question, all of them patted their chests to ensure that they could resist the temptation.But... They were all superficial, their eyes were flickering, uncertain, they knew in their hearts that they couldn't resist, or they weren't sure that they could resist, and they just wanted to deceive the princess with a more beautiful answer.

But Li Yan is not, he is not perfunctory the princess at all, although Li Yan's integrity has been deteriorating these days, Li Yan is still confident that he can resist the temptation of beautiful women, as long as he doesn't want it, he will be able to resist it.The example of the Seven Great Heavenly Kings came first, he has the qualifications to say this, and he will not be confused at all.

Li Yan's firm eyes shocked Princess Yinchuan's heart. Her intuition told her that this man did not lie to her!

"Can you really resist the temptation of the seven beauties?" Princess Yinchuan wanted to make sure again.

Li Yan said without hesitation: "It's absolutely fine."

Princess Yinchuan was shocked, awesome, this man is awesome, there are so many men who came to audition for the son-in-law, and the only one who answered this question with unwavering eyes was the one in front of her, the others were all fake To be polite, or because I am not sure, I would rather give an equivocal answer.

Princess Yinchuan felt her little heart jump up, and there was one last question, but this question was the most difficult. It was asked by the master Li Qiushui. Among the handsome guys participating in the audition this time, there is not a single one. stand the test of this question.

Princess Yinchuan took a few deep breaths before slowly saying, "You have to answer this last question carefully. If you answer wrong, you will be disqualified immediately."

Seeing that she was so serious, Li Yan became even more curious. What kind of question is this awesome?

Princess Yinchuan said: "If I am a female white-collar worker with an annual income of 5 taels of silver, and I buy an incomparably luxurious polo carriage as a driving seat, when a female white-collar worker like this is driving a luxury car on the street, I am accidentally caught by you." When you see it, do you think I'm a mistress?"

"Pfft!" What kind of strange question is this?Li Yan was in a mess.

In fact, Li Yan can't be blamed for being messed up. Princess Yinchuan herself feels confused about this issue. This is Li Qiushui's idea for her.

This question is actually a test of a man's morality. When a secular man hears this question, he will definitely think seriously about whether he sees a rich woman on the street and thinks she is a mistress. If you The first thing you think when you see a rich woman is that she is a mistress, then you must be a slut who hates the rich and the poor. In this case, the chances of being seduced by plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum are very high.

If you see a rich woman and think she is not a mistress, but a strong woman, then you must be a very open-minded person who knows how to appreciate women. This kind of person has a high emotional intelligence and knows how to coax girls, Binbin Gentleman... But the more this kind of person is, the more he is a playboy, cheating girls everywhere.

Therefore, no matter the answer to this question is "yes" or "no", it is a wrong answer, only showing a kind of indifference, completely ignoring this question, and not responding to a woman driving a luxury car on the street, Don't even look at it, don't even bother to think, that's a good man.Well, no, to be precise, it should be a natural dullness. Only such a natural dullness can easily resist the temptation of beautiful women.

As soon as this question was asked, Princess Yinchuan and Li Qiushui, who was watching secretly, were all on guard, waiting nervously for Li Yan's answer.

As soon as he says "yes" or "no", he is immediately out of the game.

The two of them believed that Li Yan must have to think about it for a while before he dared to answer it carefully, but in fact, as long as you think about this question, you will definitely be tricked, because "thinking about this question" itself is If you fall behind, you can't reach the realm of natural dullness.

Unexpectedly, Li Yan laughed, and quickly replied: "Hearing your question, I also have a question. Your Royal Highness, suppose I am a mistress who is raised by someone with 5 taels of silver a year. I bought an extremely luxurious polo excavator as a driving car. When a mistress like me drove a luxury excavator on the street and you saw it by chance, would you ask me which excavator technology is better? "

"Pfft!" Princess Yinchuan spurted blood.

"Pfft!" Li Qiushui, who was watching from the shadows, also spurted blood.

"Stupid! This guy is definitely a super natural dumb guy." After recovering from his senses, Li Qiushui quickly sent a voice transmission to Princess Yinchuan: "This guy's EQ is definitely negative. On such an important occasion as the audition for the son-in-law, he dared to fight with you." You are kidding."

Princess Yinchuan nodded blankly. Indeed, most men who come to participate in the audition are eager to show their best side, and answer her three questions more carefully. For example, Prince Yelu 32 of Liao Dynasty answered in this way : "I will think that woman is a mistress, because it is impossible for a woman to earn so much money with her own ability."

But the Roman Prince Caesar 32 replied like this: "A woman can also hold up half the sky. I believe that she is not a mistress, but a luxury car bought by her own strength. This is a gentleman's trust in a lady."

Prince Peter 32 of the Rakshasa replied: "If this woman is beautiful, I will think she is a mistress. If she is ugly, I will think she is a white-collar worker."

Most of the other people answered like this, only Li Yan asked a rhetorical question out of nowhere, and the question was so outrageous, it was absolutely impossible for this Nima to live up to a certain level of emotional intelligence.

Li Qiushui said via voice transmission: "Teacher, this man is stupid enough. I believe that such a man can indeed resist the seduction of seven women, so the seduction of four women is even more so. If you recruit him as a son-in-law, say Maybe he can really defeat plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum, and avenge his master's blood."

Yinchuan nodded blankly.

Li Qiushui said again: "Actually... don't you think a man with a negative EQ is handsome? I like a man with a negative EQ the most... Ahh, look at this man's EQ, it's like Wu Yazi back then, EQ What is your favorite?"

As the saying goes, like a father, like a son, like a teacher, like a disciple, and the disciple is always better than the blue.Princess Yinchuan's martial arts did not inherit Li Qiushui's ability, but her love for men with negative emotional intelligence left her master Li Qiushui ten blocks behind.

Little stars flickered in Yinchuan's eyes: the one with negative EQ is my favorite.

Li Yan was frightened by Princess Yinchuan's eyes, what's the matter?Why are there stars in my eyes?Where did this high technology come from?Or is it some kind of strange inner strength?I just spoofed the question you asked with the common spoof technique in later generations, do you need to look at me like this?

Princess Yinchuan stood up, gave Li Yan a blessing, and then said softly: "Mr. Li, please stay in the palace temporarily today, and I will talk to you in detail tomorrow."

Li Yan shouted: "I still have something to say..."

Princess Yinchuan didn't want to pay attention to him, she blushed back and left the room.