Mengniang martial arts world

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Nani?what's the situation?Li Yan was at a loss, Princess Yinchuan chose me as her son-in-law?There is no mistake!Let’s not say that the three questions you asked are completely different from those in the original book. Just say that the way I answer the questions is definitely not the answer to becoming a concubine. I even moved out of the best excavator technology, which is not enough Are you brushing me off?

Could it be that Princess Yinchuan is ugly and extremely lacking in self-confidence, fearing that she will scare away men after she lifts her veil, so she has no choice but to choose the most unreliable man who is least likely to become a son-in-law, so as to ensure that her ugly face is worthy Consort's EQ?

Feeling threatened, Li Yan couldn't help taking a half step back. Although the woman in front of him was beautiful and noble, she was undoubtedly the type with an ugly face. There is a saying in later generations that goes "behind the back Look, it's worth [-] yuan. If you look at it from the side, it's half of it. If you look at it from the front, you can do it and I won't do it." Princess Yinchuan is definitely this kind of woman, and she chose herself to mess around.

"Hey, Your Royal Highness, I'm not here to participate in the consort audition, but I have something important to talk to you about." Li Yan wiped his sweat.

"The most important thing in Xixia right now is my recruitment of a son-in-law. What else is more important than this?" Princess Yinchuan said with a smile: "Also, even if you really don't come to run for a son-in-law, just treat it as my son-in-law." I have taken a fancy to you and want you to be my son-in-law, what's wrong with that?"

This makes sense, no matter whether I am here to run for the consort or not, it makes sense for a girl to propose to me if she takes a fancy to me.Bah bah bah, what are you thinking?Li Yan hurriedly said: "No. I'm here to deal with business. I'm not here to marry a wife for fun."

Take half a step back.After setting up his escape posture, Li Yan said: "Your Highness, I really didn't come to audition for a concubine. You see, I am ugly and have low EQ. I am really not a good candidate to be a concubine. How about you Find another job?"

"Do you think this is looking for a job? Are you looking for another job?" Princess Yinchuan knew that his EQ was low, but she was not surprised by his answer.Xiaolei was rejected even when she threw herself into his arms, and Yinchuan didn't intend to succeed at once. The master had already made a plan to arrest this man and make him his son-in-law.The harder it is to get this man, the harder it is for Mei Lan Zhuju to seduce him.

Li Yan said with a bitter face: "Anyway... I can't be this son-in-law." He had already made up his mind to escape, if Yinchuan insisted on making him a son-in-law, Li Yan would immediately run away with Lingbo microsteps, as fast as he could escape quick.

Immediately, Li Qiushui's sound transmission sounded in Yinchuan's ears: "It's fine if he doesn't agree, don't force him. You can see that his feet are uneven, that's the posture he has set up to perform lightness kung fu. If If you force him again, he might run away. It is not advisable to press too hard at this time, first use words to stabilize him, let him continue to be a guest in the palace tonight, we will give him a Mongolian and Chinese medicine plus aphrodisiac tonight, and then Bawang puts his bow hard, raw rice cooks cooked rice. As a teacher, thinking about it now, I made a mistake when I competed with Tianshan Child Elder for Wu Yazi. If I had started earlier and gave Wu Yazi a Bawang hard bow, so what? There are regrets over the years."

Princess Yinchuan believes that when dealing with a man with a negative EQ, don't expect to use ordinary means, no winking, hinting, or body language will work, just go up and push him down. This is the best strategy to subdue this kind of man, master After losing Wu Yazi back then, I was lonely for most of my life before I finally realized this point, which saved me, as an apprentice, from going on the wrong path again.

Since ancient times, only men have forced women's overlords to their bows, and no women have ever forced men's overlords to their bows. Li Yan didn't know that before he knew it, he was about to set a precedent in the world.

Princess Yinchuan leaned close to Li Yan's ear, and said in a soft voice that only Li Yan could hear: "It turns out that the son is not willing, so forget it, you just pretend that you have never heard the words of the son-in-law..." After speaking Turning around, she raised her eyebrows coldly at plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum, but she was wearing a mask, so this raised eyebrow was of no use, since plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum could not be seen, and the eyes of the five girls flashed in mid-air There was a spark, Princess Yinchuan snorted and went back to the harem.

Li Yan didn't know that a big battle centered on him had already begun, but he was overjoyed and thought: It's great that Her Royal Highness is so informed and reasonable.But... I still want to talk to you about the Vulture Palace, why did you run away again?OMG!Please stay and listen to me.

Persuading the two families to reconcile seems to be a long-term achievement. Li Yan has received the great kindness of Wu Yazi's teaching, and he can't repay it. It's impossible not to deal with this matter, so he sighed and continued to stay in Xixia In the palace.The rest of the handsome guys who came to participate in the audition knew that there was nothing to be done at this time. Even if Li Yan did not agree to be the son-in-law, the princess would not be able to choose them again. There was no part for them, so they all bid farewell and left. Suddenly, the bustling Xixia Palace became a little quieter, and there were not many people left.

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The Xixia Imperial Palace is built on the mountain, which is steep and there are many caves on it. These caves extend in all directions, and it is easy for ordinary people to get lost, especially at night, and ordinary people dare not enter at all.

After nightfall, Princess Yinchuan and Li Qiushui met in a cave at the foot of the mountain.

Li Qiushui said in a deep voice: "You wait here and bring Li Yan here for the teacher."

Princess Yinchuan nodded: "The four lowly maidservants, plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum, are probably about to start acting."

Li Qiushui said: "Facing such a piece of wood, the four of them are unlikely to succeed. I just waited for them to fail in seduction, so I clicked their acupoints, carried them to this cave, threw them in a corner, and then Arrest Li Yan, and see how you tame this man in front of those four maids."

"This plan is very good!"

Li Qiushui hurriedly left the cave and went to the palace, leaving Princess Yinchuan waiting in the cave alone.However... just as Li Qiushui's figure disappeared into the distance, a burst of laughter suddenly sounded from the cave, and Princess Yinchuan was startled.Haven't had time to make any moves yet.Then a hand clasped the acupuncture point on her back.A girl's voice sounded from behind: "Hey hey hey, that bitch Li Qiushui actually wants to use such a mean way to trick my four apprentices."

Yinchuan was shocked: "You... Tianshan Child Elder?"

A face appeared in the darkness, a small figure who looked like a girl in body and face, but with sharp and experienced eyes turned out: "Li Qiushui thought he had plotted against my apprentice, but unexpectedly I let the apprentice do it in front of me." The bait, but I have been lurking by the side, your little conspiracy. How could I not know? Hehe!"

Princess Yinchuan was shocked: "You...are you going to kill me?"

"How could I kill you? Of course I have to use love to win back failure in the field of love. If I kill you, wouldn't it be equivalent to admitting defeat." Tianshan Child Elder Yin Xian said with a sideways smile: "I want to use With my method, you two, master and apprentice, will suffer a crushing defeat and die in agony."

Yinchuan said in horror: "What are you planning?"

Tianshan Child Elder said with a sly smile: "I like your and Li Qiushui's despicable plan very much. I want to let you master and apprentice experience it, hahahahaha..." She sealed Princess Yinchuan's dumb acupoint again and threw her away. At the corner of the cave, he walked out of the cave.I saw that plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum were already waiting outside the cave.

Tianshan Child Elder ordered: "You four, first try to seduce Li Yan with ordinary methods."

"Respect!"

"Respect!"

"division!"

"Life!"

Tianshan Child Elder was suddenly furious: "How many times have I said this. Don't speak in such a way, you are still trying to seduce a man by talking like this? Are you trying to piss me off?"

"should!"

"were able!"

"seduce!"

"arrive?"

Tianshan Child Elder went crazy: "The way you speak, if you can seduce ten men, ten men will run away. If you are a little bit more aggressive, why do you need to do it yourself as a teacher? I am afraid that you will not be able to seduce. You are a teacher." I have been following in the dark, you are trying to piss me off, change the rhythm of my speech, and be more ordinary."

Mei Jian said: "I respect my master's order!"

Tianshan Child Elder was overjoyed: "That's the right way to talk..."

Unexpectedly, Lan Jian followed and said: "Respect the order of the master!"

Zhu Jian said: "Master!"

Ju Jian said: "Fate!"

"Pfft!" Tianshan Child Elder vomited blood and fell down: "What evil did I do, none of the four apprentices is reliable, so please change the rhythm of your speech, be more charming, to seduce men."

"Respect!"

"Respect!"

"Respect Master!"

"Respect your teacher's order!"

"Puff, puff, puff!" Tianshan Child Elder only had the exhaled breath left, not the breath that was inhaled.Maid of Four Swords hurriedly beat her chest to let her breathe, and it took a long time to save her.

The Tianshan Child Elder spat out blood and gave an order: "Don't say anything when you go to seduce Li Yan, the four of you are wrong the moment you open your mouth, don't let me talk, take off your clothes immediately after entering the room, other than that Besides, you don't have the slightest chance of winning... If that doesn't work, just wait until Li Qiushui comes to arrest you, don't be afraid, let her catch you. When she brings you into the cave and thinks that the trick has succeeded, my teacher suddenly Appear, turn the world around, guarantee that she won't be able to cry..."

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It was night, Li Yan was still meditating on the bed, and the Nine Suns Divine Kungfu was advancing rapidly. If he continued to practice like this, he would be perfect in a short time. After all, his meridians had been widened by the Beiming Divine Kungfu several times, and now they are like the sea. Na Baichuan, practicing the Nine-Yang Divine Kungfu is twice the result with half the effort. The current progress is really fast. After the practice is completed, I will practice the Nine-Yin True Kungfu. I will combine the Nine Yin and Nine Yang, and the Yin-Yang will intersect. .

As soon as Li Yan thought of this, he heard four knocks on the door: "Bang, touch, touch, touch!" These four sounds were very rhythmic, very similar to the kind when four unreliable women spoke. strange rhythm.

Sweat flowed all over his head and face, Li Yan asked in a bitter voice: "Are you the four girls from plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum? Please come in!"

No one answered, but the door was pushed open, and the four girls entered one by one, without saying a word, and began to undress directly... (to be continued...)

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