my name is blitz

This unpleasant matchmaking experience happened in September (Sunday, three days before the opening of the League of Legends World Finals.

This afternoon, Bai Jianru Kongshou and Bing Lingxue were not online yet, so Blizzard was alone in the arena hall to match passers-by.

Blitzcrank, who just won a match match with Teemo as the top laner, is in a good mood. Although he didn't pay attention to the energy accumulation of the Heart of Valoran, after one or two victories, it should be able to Collect 300 energy points again and activate the third [Awakening of Heroic Spirits].

I don't... know... this time... will it be... to wake up... which... companion...

With anticipation and joy in his heart, Blitz pressed his palm on the colorful crystal on the top of the competitive stone platform with high spirits, and started a new round of matching.

"The scan is complete. The player 'Blitz' has entered the single-player matchmaking battle. Are you sure?"

"Confirmation is complete, starting to automatically match teammates, matching..."

"Matching is complete, enter the battle room."

As the colorful light in front of him dissipated, Britz had already appeared in the battle room, and in front of him stood in a five-pointed star formation with four other passer-by teammates who were randomly matched.

Calling up the hero selection panel, Blitz quickly selected the hero icon of [Swift Scout Teemo], and then the original tall metal robot shape instantly changed into a cute little Teemo after a flash of light.

Not in a hurry to lock and confirm, Blitz looked up at the four teammates asking for advice: "I use... Teemo... to play the top order... Is it okay?"

Before confirming the lock on the hero, communicate with teammates first and not just do it alone. This is a good quality that every player in the League of Legends game should have.

And the teammates who heard Britz's question saw that the guy with the ID "My name is Abu" chose Teemo, and they couldn't help frowning.

After all, the various labels such as "God pit" and "primary school student" attached to the hero Teemo have been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

"Brother, can I play in other positions?" A player with the ID "Shui Lei" looked at Blitzcrank and talked nicely: "I usually play top order, and I'm afraid I will be cheated if I play other positions." .”

When the other two teammates on the side heard it, they also hurriedly reported their positions:

"I mainly play mid laner."

"I want to go wild."

Blitz scratched his head for a while, so only the adc position and the support position were left. If he played support in the form of a robot, it seemed that it would not be easy to carry in this kind of passerby game. Pot, maybe I can't do anything.

"Then... can... let me... use Teemo... to play ADC...?" Britz turned his head and looked at the last remaining teammate, a player whose ID is "Ruthless".

As a non-melee ranged hero, it is indeed feasible to use Teemo as an ADC.

When laning against the opposite ADC, relying on the blinding effect of "Little Mo Flying Knife", as long as it is used well, it can take a lot of advantage in mutual a consumption.

Of course, Teemo's natural shortcomings of short hands and insufficient range often lead to it being at a disadvantage when laning in the bottom lane; once the player's level is not good enough and the operation is poor, it is easy to be suppressed and unable to turn over— —In addition, the lack of displacement escape skills is also a defect of Teemo compared to other ADC heroes.

Therefore, very few players choose a hero like Teemo when playing the adc position.

Although Blitzcranks has the confidence to use Teemo in the adc position to destroy the opponent's bottom lane based on his operational strength, he also knows that such confidence may not be trusted and recognized by passers-by teammates, but he still holds The mentality of giving it a try made a request to this "ruthless wind and rain".

But the response it got was worse than it expected.

"Use Teemo to play ADC?" The player with the id "Storm and Ruthless" sneered, "Are you kidding me with paralysis?" His tone was so unfriendly that it could be regarded as vicious.

Britz was stunned for a moment: This...player...attitude...so bad...

But it still continued to fight for it: "I promise... I won't... cheat..."

The sincere and earnest request was met with a ruthless sneer: "Okay, then you can fight. If you dare to use Teemo to play ADC, I will dare to hang up. Do you want to try it?" The words were full of harsh provocations .

The other three players on the side felt that the atmosphere was not right, so they hurried out to smooth things over:

"Don't be noisy, just discuss this kind of thing—"

"If you don't want to, then you don't want to, talk well..."

Facing the good words and persuasion of his teammates, Feng Yuqing still stuck his neck and said stiffly: "Anyway, I play ADC, if he uses Teemo, I will hang up, you can figure it out."

This attitude... is not a good way to discuss things.

The three teammate players who were responsible for smoothing things over were also helpless, and finally set their sights on Blitzcrank.

"Then...forget it...I'll...play...assistant." It was Blitz who scratched his head, called up the hero selection panel and switched back to the real robot.

Before the three teammates on the side could breathe a sigh of relief, Feng Yu Wuqing gave Britz a cold sideways glance, and said in a mocking tone: "Why, isn't it very persistent, if you have the guts, use Teemo." , what are you talking about?"

This guy, why is he talking so disgustingly! ?

The three teammate players were so angry that they almost vomited blood. They have already made concessions. Do they need to be so unreasonable?

For any player, facing this situation, he would definitely burst into anger and choose Teemo regardless.

But fortunately, this is the good-tempered Blitzcrank. Facing Feng Yurui's repeated malicious taunts and provocations, it just smiled foolishly, without saying anything, and locked on to confirm the robot's battle.

Seeing that the other party did not continue to answer his words, he felt a little boring and did not continue to entangle. After a cold snort, he selected ez as the hero of the battle, and then quickly confirmed the lock.

The preparation time ran out, and five pure white beams of light projected from the void, enveloped the five people, and teleported them into the Summoner's Canyon.

……

In this game, Blitz's team is the purple side, and the blue team's bot lane combination is Thresh and the policewoman.

Because it is a passerby match, there is a lack of tacit cooperation between each other, but Britz still asked his teammates if they are willing to go to the opponent's jungle to catch people and play a first-level team, and they all got "forget it", "Hold on" kind of reply.

On Feng Yu Wu Qing's side, he seized the opportunity to taunt again: "Still playing in the first-level regiment? Are you the one who can be pulled by the robot hook? You—"

But this sentence was ignored by Blizzard with a smile.

I don't have the willingness to take the initiative to arrest people, and the opponents on the blue side are also afraid of the existence of robots here and dare not invade the wild area to harass them.

So the two sides are a normal start.

At 1 minute and 30 seconds, the troops of both sides set off from the base.

1 minute and 55 seconds, the buff monster refreshes.

After Britz and the relentless ez helped their jungler Nightmare consume part of the ancient golem's blood, they rushed down the road.

At 2 minutes and 07 seconds, the two came to the next route, and Thresh and the policewoman on the opposite side also appeared in the field of vision not far away.

As soon as he came up, the ruthless ez didn't rush to take away the blue Fang Xiaobing who had only a trace of blood in front of him, and shot a "secret shot" at the opposing policewoman.

The prediction was wrong, and the energy bullet of "Secret Shooting" passed dozens of yards away from the policewoman player.

At the same time, the bloody soldier in front of Feng Yuqing was also knocked to the ground by his own purple melee soldier.

"Grass!"

After cursing in his mouth, Feng Yurui turned his head and started a soldier to make up the knife.

And the level of this last knife... is really not that good.

After a group of minions were killed, Blitz looked at the statistics of last hits: the policewoman on the opposite side missed a pawn and made five last hits; his own ez, except for the first minion that was missed as soon as it came up, Afterwards, three additional hits were missed, and a team of six minions only managed to make up two.

The main problem is that this Fengyu Wuqing wants to take the initiative to attack and consume the HP of the policewoman on the opposite side. A few "secret shots" could have been used to make up for the mistake of not killing the minions in Ping A, but they were all taken by him. It is used to target the female policewoman on the blue side.

And almost all of them were dodged by the policewoman.

On the contrary, when he took the time to replenish troops, the opponent's female policeman took advantage of her long arms to use Ping A and "Peace Messenger" to consume one-third of her blood volume.

Seeing that the momentum is going wrong, Britz reminded his teammates: "ez...you...focus on...replenishment...don't be...opposite...the policewoman...constantly...consumed..."

However, after hearing Britz's kind persuasion, Feng Yuqing suddenly stopped his movements, turned his head and looked at Britz impatiently: "I am paralyzed, am I an ADC or are you an ADC? I need you to teach me how to fight." ?” (To be continued.)