I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 26 I am very filial, grandpa?

Grass is gone!

Labor and management have been having weird talks for so long. When did the chosen one ever get slapped with a big mouth? !

The black mist on the old man's chest quickly spread and directly enveloped Jiang Xiao's body.

[Crayon Shin-chan Effect: Because you are lawless and do not know life and death, weird powers cannot pollute you. . 】

Pollution comes and goes quickly.

Jiang Xiao only felt that his thoughts were completely empty for a moment.

It feels like when you fall into a ditch in a dream or step on the ground while walking, and your brain goes blank for a moment.

The mind enters a momentary state of complete emptiness, unable to perceive anything outside.

Of course, it only took a moment for him to return to normal.

Just as he was recalling the weird feeling just now, the foreigners in the live broadcast room were already clamoring.

【well!Ha ha ha ha!Jiang Xiaosang's operation is very good! ip: Sakura Country]

[Assi!Well done!Good death Smecta! ip: Kimchi Country]

【Good!Hahaha, this Jiang Xiao is even more stupid than our Wo Xi Bian Tai! ip: Asan Kingdom]

Uh.
The people of Longguo couldn't understand.

Isn't Jiang Xiao just polluted?

Why are you foreigners so excited?
At this time, the old man who thought he had successfully infected the other party was really grinning.

Haha, you dare to slap me?

The Chosen One, who knows no life or death, falls into the endless abyss...
Seeing the old man's face, Jiang Xiao slapped him again.

'Snapped! '

A big bloodshot molar flew out of the old man's mouth.

"I'm knocking! Lao Deng, how dare you bark your teeth at me? I think you haven't figured out your position! Next time, you'd better shake your brains and look at me!"

Grandpa:? ? ?

Fuck, what the fuck?

Why isn't this guy dead? !
The people of the Dragon Kingdom are already used to this.

Jiang Xiao's physical invincibility is already well known in the Dragon Kingdom.

A mere infection?

It’s not a big deal at all!
[God Ginger is still the same God God Ginger, and he deserves a beating! 】

[Well, this tastes just right!What you want is this authentic feeling. 】

And many gringos who saw Jiang Xiao alive and kicking for the first time after being contaminated and slapped him in the face strangely couldn't hold back.

[what? Are you sure? God!what did i just see ! ip: Philippines]

[Nani? ? ? d: Cherry Blossom Country. 】

【Assi!This Chosen One of Dragon Kingdom must be cheating, I want to report Smecta! ip: Kimchi Country]

[? ? ? ? ? ? ip: Asan Kingdom]

【Haha, look at these chicken gringos who have never seen the world~】

These countries that have little strength and are arrogant are the worst.

On the contrary, some big countries such as the lighthouse country and the bear country did not have much reaction.

Because they had received news a long time ago that Jiang Xiao of Long Kingdom had a talent similar to "immortality".

Seeing that the old man still looked dissatisfied, Jiang Xiao raised his hand.

"Old man, don't you accept it?"

Seeing the pair of hands that slapped him wildly several times, the old man shrank his neck subconsciously.

He is weird, but he is also afraid of pain!
"This medicine, do you take it... or not?"

The old man nodded hurriedly.

If you continue to be stubborn, you may not be able to keep your old teeth today!

Seeing that the other party was convinced, Jiang Xiao pinched his waist with one hand and put on a superman stance.

"Wahhaha, wahahahahaha, I'm smart! Dynamic Superman will always be at odds with evil!"

The sudden change in Jiang Xiao's painting style left the old man speechless for a while.
What's going on with this thing in front of me?
Are you trying to say, "You know what's going on"?

Compared to Jiang Xiao's violent medication.

The rest of the chosen ones will not have such an easy time.

Our sons and daughters are different, so our grandparents are also different.

Some people not only seem not to be sick, but even appear to be in high spirits.

Among them, Umegawa Uchiko, Sakura Country, had the most ugly expression.

At this time, his face was full of confusion, and he looked at the yellow-toothed grandmother lying on the bed shyly.

"You are my son, what's wrong with feeding medicine mouth to mouth? I'm too old to swallow it."

Da Zhuang, the son of Meichuan Neiku, was still booing from the sidelines.

"Come on, Dad! Didn't you feed me every day before? Why don't you feed me today? Is it possible that you are not my dad?"

Umegawa Neiko trembled in fright, and immediately patted his chest to express his complete oudki.

He agreed!

The weird granny bared her yellow teeth and pouted her lips as she approached Meichuan Neiku.

"Come on, baby~ We have a deep love for each other as mother and son~ one mouth at a time! mua~~~~"

Sine! ! !

Fight!

Isn't it just feeding medicine mouth to mouth, it doesn't matter.

Besides, things like mother and child are very common in Sakura Country, so it's no big deal!
Close your eyes, stretch your head, and defeat him quickly!
[I'm sorry, it's so hard to watch the little cherry blossoms, it's really heavy. 】

[Watch online with the bad foot community? 】

[How disgusting. This old lady must be in her eighties, right?The old folds on the face look rougher than the bark of an old poplar tree. 】

[The tradition of Ashiba Sakura Country is really disgusting. ip: Kimchi Country]

[It’s so annoying that we can’t understand it either. ip: Asan Kingdom]

[Sinai!Others are qualified to say that your XP of the Three Kingdoms will not let go of even big lizards, so what qualifications do you have to say about our big cherry blossom empire! ip: Sakura Country]

At this time, Umekawa Neku was about to face off.

"Baby, you're so good, mua~~~"

The weird old woman directly hooked his neck and pressed him down.

Ouch my mother!
The moment they met, Umekawa Naiko even had the urge to commit suicide.

This smell of death, ouch!
What the weird old lady showed off this morning was the old leek box, right?

Made!

It’s a leek box!

Meichuan Neiku has already felt the shredded chives in the gap between the old lady's yellow teeth!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Unable to withstand it, really unable to withstand it, Umekawa Neku retracted his head in disgust and began to fuck uncontrollably.

The weird old lady's face darkened.

"What? Do you dislike me as a mother?"

"When you were an ignorant baby, didn't I pull you up by shit and pee?"

"Why didn't I think you were buried?"

"Now that my health is failing, I need you to help me get some medicine, right?"

"Hey, Mom, I, vomit! That's not what I meant. You vomit, give me time to slow down."

I'll give you some time!
The old lady directly took Mei Chuan Neiku's neck and hooked him to her lips, and gave a classic domineering kiss (dominant president's kiss).

Umekawa Neku swore that for the first time in his life, he knew what the abyss of hell was.
It's like chewing on a piece of dry old bark, and it still smells like old sour leeks.

ouch
It’s like someone’s pickled soybean paste smells bad!
etc.
Something seems wrong about the taste?

Mei Chuan Neiku licked the shredded chives between the old lady's milk teeth and savored them carefully.

Got it!

Didn't it come this morning? This shredded leek had been fermented in her mouth for at least three days.

And it’s not a leek box, it’s probably a dumpling stuffed with leek and pork!

Because Umekawa Neku tasted pork.

After a long time.

Satisfied, the old lady swallowed all the medicine that Meichuan Neiku had in her mouth.

Looking at his stunned baby son, the former nodded with satisfaction.

"Well, it's not bad, but your oral problems need to be paid attention to, the taste is a bit strong."

My taste is a little off?
Sometimes, a light word is the straw that breaks the camel's back.
Mei Chuan Neiku looked around blankly.

The red-faced, yellow-toothed old woman was laughing non-stop.

The son who gloated and watched the show.

There is a feeling of looking at each other without words, only a thousand lines of tears and a feeling of being at a loss when drawing a sword and looking around.

Let his tears fall uncontrollably from the corner of his eyes.

"Oh, by the way, don't be careless about feeding the medicine. Mom needs you to feed it every day."

Meichuan Neiku:? ? ?
At this time, Jiang Xiao had finished feeding the medicine.

What's worth mentioning is that the old man couldn't control himself and glared at Jiang Xiao during the medication.

The result is also predictable.

The withered old face was suddenly rejuvenated by Jiang Xiao.

Well, it looks bright red anyway.

"Dad, dad, is the medicine ready? Mom calls you to go down for dinner."

"Dad, I want you to feed me today."

"Hmph, childish."

The three little girls tiptoed upstairs and asked Jiang Xiao to go down for dinner.

But he didn't dare to go in, so he stood outside the door and called Jiang Xiao, the fear in his eyes becoming more and more obvious.

"Of course the medicine is ready! After all, I am a filial group to our grandpa, right, grandpa?"

The old man originally wanted to file a complaint, but out of the corner of his eye he didn't notice Jiang Xiao's spreading palm.
"Grandpa, talk, what do you mean by not talking? Hey, did I abuse you?"

Jiang Xiao misplaced his body and put his fist on the old man's vital point.

"Say it? Is it not good for you to take care of you?"

Then he warned in a voice that only the two of them could hear.

"If you don't say anything? I'm going to let you taste my Pegasus Meteor Chicken Fist~"

The god-stepping chicken punch!
"Hmm... um..." The old man who couldn't speak was so frightened that his face turned purple: "Okay, take good care of me! Good! Very good!"

The three little lolita opened their mouths slightly:? ? ? ?

(End of this chapter)