I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 28 Fake dad?
Although the situation just now was very dangerous, at least Jiang Xiao is still alive and well?

[Cough, there is nothing wrong with making jokes about family affairs~]

[That is, if the nerves are tense, it is easy to become a psychopath like Jiang Xiao. 】

[Besides, Jiang Xiao is immortal, what are we afraid of? 】

Yes, nine stars have come here, isn't it even more convenient to get a mere seven stars?

But there were also doubts.

[I'm the only one who thinks that the current Jiang Xiao doesn't seem to be fierce in the last strange talk? 】

[Is there home support in the mental hospital? 】

【Me too, I always feel that this version of Jiang Xiao is weakened.】

[Is it because Nohara Shinnosuke is not as perverted as Mr. Pai? 】

【? ? ? ? ? 】

In any case, the mood of the Longguo people was relaxed.

But people from other countries squatting in the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room are not so relaxed.

After looking stupidly for a long time, I didn't get a useful message.

The only thing that is certain is that mom is not a good person and likes to eat dad.

Not only that, the mother of the daughter who made the mistake should also eat it.

Just now Sun Wei said in person, 'If someone intercedes for him next time, I will eat her too! '

Another point is that the cruel little loli pleaded for mercy at a critical moment and saved Jiang Xiao's life.

The order of family status should be: mother > grandpa > children > chosen one > big yellow dog.

It's okay, the status of the Chosen One is at least not inferior to a dog.

A member of the Sakura Kingdom opened the door and bowed to the Prime Minister lying on the chair.

"Private Marseille, Prime Minister, I don't know what will happen to this meal. Why don't we pass on the news we got to Mr. Neku!"

Prime Minister Sakura pondered for a while, and felt that the news at the moment was worth conveying.

then.

Umekawa Neku, who was hiding in the toilet behind the yard and moaning, received the news delivered to him by Sakura Country.

[Have a good relationship with your son, his favorability can save lives at critical moments!Mom is not a good person!The family status is mother>grandmother>children>chosen one>big yellow dog. 】

Umekawa Uchiku almost cried out his bile before he stopped.

Oh?
Didn't expect the silent mother to be so powerful?
Needless to say, Mei Chuan Neiku actually felt that his wife was pretty.

Anyway, she must be prettier than his wife in Sakura Country.

Originally, I was counting on a few shots at night, but now it seems that I need to think about it
As for the relationship with his son, Meichuan Neiku is confident about this.

Although the fat man was a little bit tired, he was still very clingy to himself.

Big Yellow Dog. At present, it seems to be a piece of waste, and there is no use for Mao.

Grandma doesn't need to be reminded by Sakura Country, Meichuan Neiku can't wait to kill this old woman!
The affectionate kiss just now had cast a psychological shadow on him for the rest of his life!
"Dad! Mom is calling you to eat!"

Fatty shouted loudly in the living room to the backyard.

"I know! You eat first! I...I..."

I'll be fine in yue for a while.

I always feel that there is still a taste in my mouth!
"Dad! If you don't come, Mom will be angry!"

Ouch!

Mei Chuan Neiku flushed his face hastily, and Ma slipped back to the living room to prepare for dinner.

Since Meichuan Neiku's mother is not immobile like Jiang Xiao's father, they ate together as a family of four.

Seeing the bark face of the old lady, Mei Chuan Neiku's stomach churned again.

The stomach acid reached his throat and he swallowed it forcefully.

You can't spit this out, if you spit it out, you will definitely die!
Meichuan Neiku's wife is Zhou Qin, and she also cooks three dishes.

They are salted edamame, cold cucumber and boiled peanuts.

Tsk, this dish really doesn't have any meaty smell.

Even the big yellow dog who came over after hearing the commotion glanced at it and was not interested. He returned to the backyard and lay down again.

But Umekawa Naiko was quite happy.

With his current appetite, not only can't he eat meat, but it's easy to yue when he sees the heavy-tasting old lady in front of him.

In comparison, he can make do with vegetarian dishes.

Umekawa Neku had no objection, but Sakura Country's barrage was not happy.

【idiot!Why is the food of our chosen ones so poor! 】

[There are two meat dishes in Dragon Kingdom, so much meat!That's so unfair, Sinai! ! 】

Apart from the country of cherry blossoms, the country of kimchi yelled the loudest, because the food for their chosen ones at noon was also very shabby.

It turned out to be pickled radish dishes, fried dried radish and boiled radish cubes.

【Assi Bar】

[It's not as good as our dog's Smecta! 】

Don't compare it with the Dragon Country, even the Sakura Country can't compare!

These two countries have been petty since ancient times, and they like to care about every detail, and everyone regards them as clowns.

After all, the growing place is so small, how can people be so grand?
There is no pattern at all~
Just when Umekawa Neku was about to start eating, the old woman covered her cheek and let out a long sigh.

"Grandma, what's the matter with you? Are you feeling unwell?"

The fat man put down his chopsticks and asked thoughtfully.

"Oh, Guisun, my old lady, this tooth is really bad, it's really hard work."

"Mom, next time I cook the food a little bit~"

Zhou Qin also smiled and said that he would definitely take care of the old lady when making meals in the future.

The old woman smacked her mouth and muttered dejectedly.

"It's not about this meal. Hey, Guisun, you don't know when your father was a child."

Mei Chuan Neiku's heart skipped a beat.

I rub.

Why are you talking about yourself so well?

Big Fatty is interested. He likes to listen to his grandma asking endless questions about the embarrassing things about his father when he was a child.

The old lady smiled sweetly at Meichuan Neiku.

"Damn, your grandfather died early, and our family was poor when your father was young."

"I remember that when Neiku was young, he couldn't eat without teeth, and the family couldn't afford supplementary food. Everyone in the village said that your father would starve to death, and advised us to give him away. Guess what happened in the end?"

"what happened?"

"I mashed potatoes and sweet potatoes in a bowl, then chewed them up bit by bit and fed them to your dad."

Having said that, the old lady sighed again.

"But this is this person, I have to obey the old age, my teeth are not good now, hey~"

This sound made both Big Fatty and Zhou Qin fix their eyes on Umekawa Neku.

Umekawa Neku's tiger body shook!
Wang Defa? ! !
Is your tooth broken?

When I stepped on the horse to kiss you, I licked your gums carefully.

Except for the smell of dead leeks and rattling teeth, everything else is normal.

Not even the back molars were decayed!

"Dad, grandma was so kind to you when you were a child, and you often taught me that filial piety comes first."

"Husband, the task at hand is none other than yours!"

Who else would God give me!

Umekawa Naiko's face turned pale in an instant, and even the hand holding the chopsticks began to tremble.

"Ya Yama stay... no, no, you guys, you can't do this to me."

Seeing Umekawa Neku's refusal, the old lady chuckled.

"It's okay, Ersha, are you really not willing to feed me?"

Meichuan Neiku hesitated for a while, but finally shook his head firmly.

He said he didn't want to have a French snake kiss with the old lady anymore!

"Okay, let me ask you another question. Do you still remember your father's name?"

The latter's face was full of confusion. How could I know my father's name?

Could it be called Umekawa Panties?

Seeing that Meichuan Neiku couldn't answer for a long time, the family of three put down their dishes and chopsticks.

The fat man licked his lips, looking like a greedy little cat.

"Mom, what's wrong with Dad not knowing Grandpa's name?"

Zhou Qin lost her virtuous attitude just now, and turned back to the kitchen with a perverted expression to get a kitchen knife.

"Hehehehe, it means that this father is fake."

The old woman tilted her head and ate her finger, it was crunchy after one bite~
Blood flowed from the old woman's mouth and severed fingers all over the table.

This doesn't look like you have bad teeth!
"Gui Er Shui, finger, do you want to eat it or not? I remember you liked sweet and salty food the most when you were young."

Don't mention your childhood!

Umekawa Neku stood up with a look of horror on his face and wanted to run out.

"No! I'm not a fake dad, listen to me, actually... Actually, yes! I actually have amnesia!"

"Okay, you are indeed my good husband. It's so smart to find this reason! But it's such a pity~"

[Rule [-]: Please always remember that you are a father, and you must play your role well in the family. You must not let your family members see the flaws by revealing your fears and lies.]

Reed!
Umekawa Neku's head flew high, and his eyes before his death contained fear and despair.

It’s only been half a day and you’ve had a quake?
"Big Fatty, since this father is so smart, come on, dig out his brains and give you a supplement~"

The fat man's saliva has dripped onto his clothes. Yes, he likes brains.

The old woman on the side also sucked her saliva and wanted a piece of the pie.

"I don't want the brain, cerebellum and brain plasma, but you have to leave a brain stem or a brain or something for me, an old woman."

"Hmph! Old man, look at the table, it's all your blood, wipe it clean!"

The live broadcast room of Sakura Country exploded.

Stupid!
Big drop stupid!
He actually violated rule seven!
【idiot!Ah, my mother, the dog shook his head after seeing this operation! 】

【I'm in a mess right now!Mr. Neiku is such an idiot, how could he die so soon!Sine! 】

[Kama and Masai, it’s okay. Neku-san has a lot of lives. His S-level talent is no ordinary cannon! 】

(End of this chapter)