I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules
Chapter 30 What about timeout?
Chapter 30 What about timeout?
Jiang Xiao sat aside and watched the three little girls giggling non-stop.
Even Shi Shi, who looked the coldest, couldn't stop having fun.
The picture in front of him calmed down the last trace of restlessness in his mind.
That's right, that feeling of sobriety.
He is now Jiang Xiao, neither Pai Daxing nor Xin Zhizhu!
Speaking of which, watching these children play games happily. I feel pretty good?
Jiang Xiao's mind is extremely clear now.
"Shi Shi? Do you think Dad is mentally ill?"
"Ah? Dad, what did you say?"
Shi Shi, who was concentrating on grabbing the speed-up red potion with Mu Xitang, was taken aback for a moment.
"Goose He He, it's really nothing. By the way, you want to go out for a drive with me."
After just saying a word, Jiang Xiao's brain was beaten back to its original shape by the rules.
[Talent Effect [-]: In the strange story about the rules, your condition will be more serious than in reality, which will affect some of your judgments]
"No! We want to play video games!"
"We've never gone for a ride, is it fun?"
"Oh, Dad, let's go for a drive after we finish playing~"
Except for Jiang Xiao, the rest of the Chosen Ones actually encountered demands from their children clamoring to play video games.
[Rule [-]: You will play a devoted father, and you will meet all the requirements of your children]
The first rule alone makes it impossible for the Chosen to refuse a child's request.
In addition, you need to pay attention to rule three.
[Rule 30: Your child can play games, but the game time should not exceed [-] minutes]
What should I do if I can't refuse my children's requests and I can't let them time out?
This time the chosen ones are all fathers.
As people who have experienced it, they are too aware of how magical the little bully is to children at this stage.
Let alone half an hour, even playing for half a day or a whole day is just trivial.
Since Jiang Xiao took them to play the game of pretending to be dead for half an hour in the afternoon, the video game time for Shi Shi and the others had just begun.
But the 30 minutes of video game time for the rest of the children is about to expire.
Each father can be said to be like the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing his magical powers.
Everyone racked their brains to get their children to stop playing.
Representative of the Humble Faction: Sakura Country.
Umekawa Naikou from Sakura Country knelt on the ground, begging the big fat guy to stop playing. If not, he could just slap himself a few times.
Representative of the Temptation Faction: Kimchi Country.
Pu Jiwan took out his exclusive kimchi secret, hoping to attract his son's idea with food.
Representative of the Clown Faction: Lighthouse Country.
Made in the Lighthouse Kingdom was born as a circus clown, and he is playing that crazy clown to attract his daughter's attention.
In short, as long as it can stop the children from playing video games, anything can be said! !
[Hey, I suddenly felt something when I saw this admiration]
【How to say? 】
[Actually, I was not addicted to video games when I was a child. Really, my favorite thing is to go for a ride on my dad’s motorcycle. 】
[Dig Trough, are you spying on me upstairs? 】
[Hahaha, only those who have been taken around by their father’s motorcycle know how fun it is! 】
[Yes, yes, so does my dad. Whenever it's time for a ride, he likes to tell stories about his childhood and brag about how awesome he was when he was young. 】
[To be honest, I really like listening to it. I am 28 this year, and I still like to listen to these things my father talks about while eating]
[Uh, are we the same father? 】
[I'm different, I like to go fishing with my dad!You don't understand the happiness of a fisherman (I'm female). 】
[I like to dig out bird nests with my dad. My dad climbs trees fiercely. I like to catch cicada monkeys with him in summer! 】
[I know that monkeys are yyds!By the way, do you like to probe its little hole and dig it out, or do you like to take a flashlight to the tree at night while they are climbing up the tree? 】
【Uh, my dad counted the time, and took me down to the ground with a shovel on his shoulders, and shoveled around the roots of the tree.】
[Cicada Monkey: Are you polite, your dad? 】
【I go!Your father is a cruel man!But is it really fun to shovel directly like this? 】
[It’s okay, I just shoveled the small disguised hole below into a big hole. I was the one who dug the soil, and I could sell it for money. It was like 12 years ago, and the price was very low. You can sell it for a dollar if you know it. One too! 】
[Every sentence does not mention childhood, every sentence is childhood]
【To the point.】
When looking at those extremely humble fathers in the live broadcast room, many men felt uncomfortable.
Finally, someone said what everyone wanted to say but was unwilling to say.
[Actually, my son often begs me to take him out to play like Umekawa Naiko, but I only have the opportunity during long vacations because the work pressure is too great. 】
[Brother, I understand you, it's all for living, but... the father's love that our children get is really not as good as the previous generation. 】
[Yes, living conditions have improved, but the price is sacrificing almost all of my spare time. 】
[Isn't it? I work overtime every day, from nine to six in the morning to eight to nine in the morning, how can I have time to spend with my children? 】
【That's right, now my son's living conditions and ordinary toys are far better than me back then, but I don't think he is as happy as I was back then. 】
At this time, a man with an id named Tian Dao Reward Qin told his story.
God rewards those who work hard: [Haha, by the way, I remembered something. My daughter used the pocket money she saved to buy a pack of hard-boxed front doors worth 7 yuan. She wanted me to play with her for an evening, um.She is in the small class of kindergarten, and she only has [-] cents of pocket money every day, I don’t know how long she has saved]
【and then? 】
Heaven rewards those who work hard: [Then, ah, then I said that Dad is very busy now, and the company plan will be handed in tomorrow, and it will be next time. Besides, Dad smokes dozens of packs of Soft China. 】
[I said, brother, forget it, it’s all for life, I can understand you. 】
【In order to live, I can only sacrifice some things, and it’s not your fault. You must spend time with your daughter when you have time. 】
Heaven rewards those who work hard: [You don't understand, my brain was so tormented by the plan that my brain became muddled, and I even said some angry words to her. 】
When Tian Dao rewards Qin said so, many people began to comfort him.
[It's okay, brother, just be angry when you are angry, don't blame yourself, people will lose control of their emotions sometimes. 】
[Yes, when my wife is in a bad mood, our whole family suffers, and we don’t dare to pant when we eat. 】
[Well, whose children haven't been scolded for no reason?People can not escape from doing wrong. 】
God rewards those who work hard is still talking about it on its own.
Heaven rewards those who work hard: [Hey, you guys don’t understand. But what I’m talking about is really not human. 】
Heaven rewards diligence: [I rejected my daughter, but her little hand is still tightly clutching the bag of the big front door, because for her, it may take more than half a month or even longer to buy it. 】
God rewards those who work hard: [I told her at the time that my father would not pick up this kind of cigarette even if it fell on the ground. 】
Heaven rewards those who work hard: [I said, do you know what kind of cigarettes Dad smoked when he went out to socialize?A pack of soft China worth tens of dollars! 】
Heaven rewards diligence: [She didn't know what I meant, so she asked me how much 'Ruan Zonghua' is, and I said that one pack can be exchanged for ten packs like this in your hand]
Heaven rewards those who work hard: [I'm sorry, I will never forget the look in her eyes at that time in my life, she was shocked, flustered, embarrassed, and had some low self-esteem, the action of her subconsciously hiding the front door behind me...I...]
God's reward: [I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I want to apologize, but I don't know what to say. I pretended to forget this time countless times, but I always think of it inadvertently. I'm really sorry for her.]
Barrage:.
After a moment of silence, countless fathers picked up the keyboard.
[Heaven rewards hard work, I'm so stupid!Damn you, you are riding a horse!Apologize to my daughter now! 】
[I understand you, but at the same time I despise you! 】
[God, such a good girl, how could you be willing? 】
[You just can't let go of your damn self-esteem as a father!You just don't want to apologize to your daughter openly! 】
[Heaven rewards those who work hard, if this story is fake and you made up a story, then I will take it as a reminder to the father in the live broadcast room. 】
[If it is true, please apologize!Official apology!Don't try to fool your daughter with a joke or a babysitting attitude, because that's fooling yourself!By the way, I have to mention, just from this matter, as a father, you are not very qualified! 】
Brothers and sisters, the last chapter has been revised.
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Xiao sat aside and watched the three little girls giggling non-stop.
Even Shi Shi, who looked the coldest, couldn't stop having fun.
The picture in front of him calmed down the last trace of restlessness in his mind.
That's right, that feeling of sobriety.
He is now Jiang Xiao, neither Pai Daxing nor Xin Zhizhu!
Speaking of which, watching these children play games happily. I feel pretty good?
Jiang Xiao's mind is extremely clear now.
"Shi Shi? Do you think Dad is mentally ill?"
"Ah? Dad, what did you say?"
Shi Shi, who was concentrating on grabbing the speed-up red potion with Mu Xitang, was taken aback for a moment.
"Goose He He, it's really nothing. By the way, you want to go out for a drive with me."
After just saying a word, Jiang Xiao's brain was beaten back to its original shape by the rules.
[Talent Effect [-]: In the strange story about the rules, your condition will be more serious than in reality, which will affect some of your judgments]
"No! We want to play video games!"
"We've never gone for a ride, is it fun?"
"Oh, Dad, let's go for a drive after we finish playing~"
Except for Jiang Xiao, the rest of the Chosen Ones actually encountered demands from their children clamoring to play video games.
[Rule [-]: You will play a devoted father, and you will meet all the requirements of your children]
The first rule alone makes it impossible for the Chosen to refuse a child's request.
In addition, you need to pay attention to rule three.
[Rule 30: Your child can play games, but the game time should not exceed [-] minutes]
What should I do if I can't refuse my children's requests and I can't let them time out?
This time the chosen ones are all fathers.
As people who have experienced it, they are too aware of how magical the little bully is to children at this stage.
Let alone half an hour, even playing for half a day or a whole day is just trivial.
Since Jiang Xiao took them to play the game of pretending to be dead for half an hour in the afternoon, the video game time for Shi Shi and the others had just begun.
But the 30 minutes of video game time for the rest of the children is about to expire.
Each father can be said to be like the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing his magical powers.
Everyone racked their brains to get their children to stop playing.
Representative of the Humble Faction: Sakura Country.
Umekawa Naikou from Sakura Country knelt on the ground, begging the big fat guy to stop playing. If not, he could just slap himself a few times.
Representative of the Temptation Faction: Kimchi Country.
Pu Jiwan took out his exclusive kimchi secret, hoping to attract his son's idea with food.
Representative of the Clown Faction: Lighthouse Country.
Made in the Lighthouse Kingdom was born as a circus clown, and he is playing that crazy clown to attract his daughter's attention.
In short, as long as it can stop the children from playing video games, anything can be said! !
[Hey, I suddenly felt something when I saw this admiration]
【How to say? 】
[Actually, I was not addicted to video games when I was a child. Really, my favorite thing is to go for a ride on my dad’s motorcycle. 】
[Dig Trough, are you spying on me upstairs? 】
[Hahaha, only those who have been taken around by their father’s motorcycle know how fun it is! 】
[Yes, yes, so does my dad. Whenever it's time for a ride, he likes to tell stories about his childhood and brag about how awesome he was when he was young. 】
[To be honest, I really like listening to it. I am 28 this year, and I still like to listen to these things my father talks about while eating]
[Uh, are we the same father? 】
[I'm different, I like to go fishing with my dad!You don't understand the happiness of a fisherman (I'm female). 】
[I like to dig out bird nests with my dad. My dad climbs trees fiercely. I like to catch cicada monkeys with him in summer! 】
[I know that monkeys are yyds!By the way, do you like to probe its little hole and dig it out, or do you like to take a flashlight to the tree at night while they are climbing up the tree? 】
【Uh, my dad counted the time, and took me down to the ground with a shovel on his shoulders, and shoveled around the roots of the tree.】
[Cicada Monkey: Are you polite, your dad? 】
【I go!Your father is a cruel man!But is it really fun to shovel directly like this? 】
[It’s okay, I just shoveled the small disguised hole below into a big hole. I was the one who dug the soil, and I could sell it for money. It was like 12 years ago, and the price was very low. You can sell it for a dollar if you know it. One too! 】
[Every sentence does not mention childhood, every sentence is childhood]
【To the point.】
When looking at those extremely humble fathers in the live broadcast room, many men felt uncomfortable.
Finally, someone said what everyone wanted to say but was unwilling to say.
[Actually, my son often begs me to take him out to play like Umekawa Naiko, but I only have the opportunity during long vacations because the work pressure is too great. 】
[Brother, I understand you, it's all for living, but... the father's love that our children get is really not as good as the previous generation. 】
[Yes, living conditions have improved, but the price is sacrificing almost all of my spare time. 】
[Isn't it? I work overtime every day, from nine to six in the morning to eight to nine in the morning, how can I have time to spend with my children? 】
【That's right, now my son's living conditions and ordinary toys are far better than me back then, but I don't think he is as happy as I was back then. 】
At this time, a man with an id named Tian Dao Reward Qin told his story.
God rewards those who work hard: [Haha, by the way, I remembered something. My daughter used the pocket money she saved to buy a pack of hard-boxed front doors worth 7 yuan. She wanted me to play with her for an evening, um.She is in the small class of kindergarten, and she only has [-] cents of pocket money every day, I don’t know how long she has saved]
【and then? 】
Heaven rewards those who work hard: [Then, ah, then I said that Dad is very busy now, and the company plan will be handed in tomorrow, and it will be next time. Besides, Dad smokes dozens of packs of Soft China. 】
[I said, brother, forget it, it’s all for life, I can understand you. 】
【In order to live, I can only sacrifice some things, and it’s not your fault. You must spend time with your daughter when you have time. 】
Heaven rewards those who work hard: [You don't understand, my brain was so tormented by the plan that my brain became muddled, and I even said some angry words to her. 】
When Tian Dao rewards Qin said so, many people began to comfort him.
[It's okay, brother, just be angry when you are angry, don't blame yourself, people will lose control of their emotions sometimes. 】
[Yes, when my wife is in a bad mood, our whole family suffers, and we don’t dare to pant when we eat. 】
[Well, whose children haven't been scolded for no reason?People can not escape from doing wrong. 】
God rewards those who work hard is still talking about it on its own.
Heaven rewards those who work hard: [Hey, you guys don’t understand. But what I’m talking about is really not human. 】
Heaven rewards diligence: [I rejected my daughter, but her little hand is still tightly clutching the bag of the big front door, because for her, it may take more than half a month or even longer to buy it. 】
God rewards those who work hard: [I told her at the time that my father would not pick up this kind of cigarette even if it fell on the ground. 】
Heaven rewards those who work hard: [I said, do you know what kind of cigarettes Dad smoked when he went out to socialize?A pack of soft China worth tens of dollars! 】
Heaven rewards diligence: [She didn't know what I meant, so she asked me how much 'Ruan Zonghua' is, and I said that one pack can be exchanged for ten packs like this in your hand]
Heaven rewards those who work hard: [I'm sorry, I will never forget the look in her eyes at that time in my life, she was shocked, flustered, embarrassed, and had some low self-esteem, the action of her subconsciously hiding the front door behind me...I...]
God's reward: [I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I want to apologize, but I don't know what to say. I pretended to forget this time countless times, but I always think of it inadvertently. I'm really sorry for her.]
Barrage:.
After a moment of silence, countless fathers picked up the keyboard.
[Heaven rewards hard work, I'm so stupid!Damn you, you are riding a horse!Apologize to my daughter now! 】
[I understand you, but at the same time I despise you! 】
[God, such a good girl, how could you be willing? 】
[You just can't let go of your damn self-esteem as a father!You just don't want to apologize to your daughter openly! 】
[Heaven rewards those who work hard, if this story is fake and you made up a story, then I will take it as a reminder to the father in the live broadcast room. 】
[If it is true, please apologize!Official apology!Don't try to fool your daughter with a joke or a babysitting attitude, because that's fooling yourself!By the way, I have to mention, just from this matter, as a father, you are not very qualified! 】
Brothers and sisters, the last chapter has been revised.
(End of this chapter)
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