I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 32 Convince People With Virtue
Just when the people of the Dragon Kingdom were angry about the Three Kingdoms + Meiyang Dog.

The game time between Jiang Xiao and his daughters is about to reach 30 minutes.

At this time, Shi Shi actually put down the game controller on his own initiative, and even snatched the game controller from Mu Xitang's hand.

"Mom said, you can only play for 30 minutes a day~"

Bai Yi and Mu Xitang pouted and still wanted to continue playing.

But looking at Shi Shi and Jiang Xiao, they had no choice but to put away their playfulness for the time being.

Bai Yi even thoughtfully turned off the TV.

The dad in front of me is the most interesting. He can tell stories, play pretend-death games, and draw Chubby Zaemon comics.

And they haven't played the action Superman vs. Naked Alien and the most realistic house wine game yet!

Now I can't bear to let Jiang Xiao die.
Seeing the three little girls looking at the bully reluctantly, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but grin.

The three cute expressions obviously want to continue playing.

The Meiyang dog who was still barking just now and the people from those three countries all stopped barking.

[Nani?Are my eyes not blind?Jiang Sang's daughter actually stopped the game on her own initiative? ip: Sakura Country]

[Assi!It's on!This man from the Dragon Kingdom definitely cheated on Smecta! ip: Kimchi Country]

[Wang Defa? !Fa Fa Fa? ! !Falk squid!My aunt Chino couldn't figure out why Jiang Xiao's daughter was so obedient even though she had worn the cowhide boots for 12 years. id: Lighthouse Country]

The Meiyang dogs were even more silent collectively, and Jiang Xiao once again performed operations that they could not understand at all.

[Cough, I think the Dragon Kingdom will definitely do it!Although I am in the lighthouse, my heart is for the motherland, the conscience of heaven and earth, the sun and the moon can learn from each other! ip cherry blossom country]

[The Meiyang dog upstairs, why are you putting such a big asshole on it?Do you think we don't know Chinese characters or what?Can you tell me which country you are in now? 】

【I thought of that sleazy buddy again, this kind of people should be fed with rhubarb soup! 】

Ma De, the people of Longguo who appear in Sakura now are not just adoring foreigners.

At some point, they are **, that is, ***!

[Ouch!Everyone, look at Jiang Shen!What does he want? ! 】

Jiang Xiao actually turned on the TV again.

And he took a game controller and k up.

"It's okay, mom stipulated that you can only play for half an hour, but dad didn't agree, I will take you to play, don't be afraid!"

Jiang Xiao is normal now, he just wants to enjoy this afternoon with a few cute little girls.

As for the so-called rules, go on a horse.

Jiang Xiao's sixth sense told him that the third rule was not a death-defying rule at all.

Three Little Lolita:? ? ?
Bai Yi cheered handsomely: "Dad! You are the best, most powerful and the best dad in the world!!"

Mu Xitang acted first, and picked up the second game controller while the other two were not paying attention.

Shi Shi bit her lower lip lightly with her white teeth, and then silently stood behind Jiang Xiao.

If my mother comes, I can persuade myself.
Longguo's live broadcast room was boiling again.

[Wow ha ha ha ha, Yoshi!Jiang Xiao is a good citizen, and this hand operation is indeed a ten-year-old faucet, so rusty! ip: Sakura Country]

[Our Kimchi Empire also admires Jiang Xiao very much. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would even doubt their enemy Smecta. ip: Kimchi Country]

[God opened his eyes, this yellow-skinned monkey is looking for death!My aunt Chino has danced the tango happily~ip: Lighthouse Country]

The people of Longguo were a little silent and had nothing to say. Let's see what Jiang Xiao will do next.

Maybe rule three isn't death if you touch it?

Maybe Sun Wei can't kill Jiang Xiao's immortal body?

Wang Ju spread out on his chair in despair.

"I said why the sky is fine, it turned out that Jiang Xiao made me speechless."

"Oh, Dad, I don't want to play Contra, it's too easy to die, I can't even pass the second level, please, Dad, let's change the game~"

The little pink hair Mu Xitang stuffed her head into Jiang Xiao's arms and arched it coquettishly.

Putting aside the mechanics of how these kids like to kill their dads.

Their appearance is really the dream girl of countless people.

Especially when acting like a baby, it melted the hearts of countless nurses and dads in the live broadcast room.

"Look, this is the unique secret book that the dean gave me!"

After the title screen on the TV stabilized, Jiang Xiao secretly hid the game controller so that the three little ones could only watch it.

Up, down, left, right, left, right BABA!

bing~
Under the stunned expressions of the three little lolitas, the number of villains on it jumped from three to thirty!
"Wow!! Dad, you are too amazing!"

"I want to play too, I want to play too!! Dad, I want to too, please give me this trick, please, please."

"I want to learn too, please dad."

Even Shi Shi let go of her usual aloof temperament.

But Jiang Xiao refused decisively.

"No! This is the trick given to me by the dean. I begged the old Bidden for a long time before he was willing to tell me! If you want to learn it, it depends on your performance later~"

At this time, the dean who was watching the live broadcast outside was happy at first, and then dark again.

The joy is that this kid still remembers this incident.

What's black is that this mouthful of "Old Bidden" almost made his blood pressure go up.

[It's over, Jiang Xiao violated rule one!I have rejected my daughter's request for cheat books! 】

[On the first floor, I saw that the new arrival had completed his appraisal. 】

[What are you bluffing on the first floor?If Jiang Xiao doesn't break the rules someday, look at your inexperienced appearance! 】

There was no accident, even if Jiang Xiao violated the rules, the three little lolis didn't look angry at all.

Although Shi Shi and the other three were sullen and sullen because of Jiang Xiao's refusal,

But anyone who has children knows that this is their way of being coquettish and sullen, and really angry children are not like this.

Not only that, except for Mu Xitang who was playing with Jiang Xiao.

Bai Yi and Shi Shi also stood on Jiang Xiao's left and right sides and hammered his shoulders.

They all want to perform well, and strive to win the exclusive trick from Dad as soon as possible!
I wipe?

Can you still play like this?
The people lurking in the Longguo live broadcast room immediately sent the news back to their own country.

"Yo Xi! Tell the children that Contra's life-enhancing skills can greatly increase their affection for their father? Search for it~"

"This news is very good. Coupled with the information obtained last time, it can be delivered to the chosen ones of our lighthouse country at one time."

"President, the parliament has passed unanimously, and the information can be passed on to Smecta, the chosen one of our kimchi empire!"

Just as the countries passed on the news.

Sun Wei, who was taking a nap upstairs, came down.

She immediately saw the three daughters playing video games around the TV in the living room.

Even Jiang Xiao, a father, took them to play together? !
"Jiang Xiao! What's going on! Do you have a father like you? Play video games with your own daughter?!"

The third little loli immediately dropped the handle and stood at attention, looking down at her toes in a classic way.

Jiang Xiao shook the handle at Sun Wei.

"What's wrong with playing games? We had a lot of fun just now. It's necessary to relax occasionally, let's talk about it."

"Crap!"

Sun Wei interrupted Jiang Xiao's words.

"Who's father is like you! They don't do their jobs properly, why don't you take them to learn some addition, subtraction, multiplication and division in this time!"

Sun Wei's eyes were already red, and terrifying blood streaks appeared on her face, and her entire face was also twitching uncontrollably.

"These are things taught by teachers. As parents, we should put our children's happiness first. Shi Shi and the others didn't even go to kindergarten, so why should they be tortured in advance?"

"Playing games is addictive! Playing games is wrong!"

"All recreational activities are addictive. When you were a child, didn't you jump over rubber bands or throw sandbags? Did you ever play hopscotch? Pony crossing the river? Shuttlecock kicking? Turning rope?"

"I think the essence of games is the same. Although video games are very addictive, as a father, I am sure that Shi Shi and the others will not be addicted to them."

These words not only made Sun Wei speechless.

Even the live broadcast room was silenced.

My God, Jiang Xiao doesn't look a little crazy right now?
The logic is clear, the articulation is clear, this set of small words is a thief 6!
Sun Wei, who can't say Jiang Xiao, doesn't plan to continue beeping with him!
"Crap!"

'Crack! '

Sun Wei's sudden lore made everyone unresponsive.

Jiang Xiao, who was originally facing the daughters from the back of his head, turned his face to them.
"dad!!!"

Shi Shi let out a cry of grief, her favorite father's neck was broken.

Bai Yi and Mu Xitang also had tears in their big eyes, and their pink little hands were clenched until they turned white.

"Mom, why did you kill Dad, we play games to make sure we won't become addicted"

"Wow!! Mom! I want you to give us back Dad! Give us back!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

"Father also promised to bring us home drinks, and we will also draw Fattozaemon manga together."

"Mom, why did you kill our favorite dad?"

(End of this chapter)