I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 344 Curator, I come first

Bao Lebin's breathing became faster and faster, and he couldn't help but lick his dry lips, even though he knew it was a corpse.

but.

One yard owned by a yard.

As long as it's hot, it's okay~

Seeing Jiang Xiao didn't move, Bao Lebin raised his head and asked tentatively.

"Uh, Brother Jiang Xiao, you, you must also have a crush on her, right?"

Jiang Xiao: "?"

"It's okay, brother. If you like it, you can come first. I just hope you don't kick me out. I want to observe."

Bao Lebin stood up with a flattering smile and motioned to seniors like Jiang Xiao to come first, so he could wait aside and study.

Gift crab.

Even if you doubt my hobbies, do you still want to watch it live?

"What do you mean? Do you think I am very experienced in the field of sleeping with dead people?"

"Isn't it? Brother, you are a person with stories at first glance. You also know that after working in our industry for a long time, you will be very sensitive to some things. You can tell by your face. Brother, you must have interacted with dead people a lot. We slept together."

Jiang Xiao:.

If you put it that way, does being weird count as a dead person?

If so, he can indeed be called an experienced person.

"Sorry, I can't do this kind of thing."

"Hey, hey, if you don't want to do it, I'll do it! It's so beautiful and it's free. If you don't do it, it's for nothing! I'm going to work hard until dawn!"

Slightly speechless, Jiang Xiao felt that this Cuntou's understanding of the word 'gan' was a little different from his own.

‘Click~’

The doorknob opened, and the curator's greasy pig's head poked in from the outside and urged.

"Why are you moaning? It's been so long, why isn't it over yet! Don't you want to do it?"

After seeing the appearance of the female corpse, the curator's voice obviously rose.

"Xiao Bao, Xiao Jiang, you two go out first. I will personally handle the cleaning work of the body today."

Is it serious business?

Not sure if he was thinking wrongly or if he couldn't think straight about the situation in front of him, Jiang Xiao felt that his mind was filled with yellow waste.

"Director, what am I doing? Actually, I am too."

Bao Lebin was submissive, saying that he also wanted to be an undead knight.

Oh?

The curator couldn't help but take a high look at this guy. He looked like Zhao Wuyan, but he didn't expect him to be quite courageous.

and many more?

Wo Ri, why does this kid have such a bruise and swollen face?

Although he was a little surprised, the curator obviously had no intention of asking about the source of his wounds.

"That's okay. Since you said this, I, as the curator, am not a stingy person. In this case, you can line up behind me."

The curator naturally wants to keep the hottest feeling to himself.

"Uh, interrupt me, don't you look for the wound on the female corpse?"

Jiang Xiao opened his mouth, meaning that I don't care if you two are playing perverted, but you have to do business, right?

The evil smiles of the two men froze.

right!

Just now I was only looking at the face, and I still don’t know how this woman died.

They were just a little perverted, but if the cause of death of this woman was a rotten intestine or something, they wouldn't be able to react!

So the curator and Bao Lebin immediately became serious, put on masks and medical gloves, and began to explore the woman's wounds.

Easily unbuttoning the woman's cheongsam from the side waist, the originally tight cheongsam was instantly bounced away by the tight and elastic body inside.

A small off-white bellyband embroidered with mandarin ducks was exposed, covering just below the navel.

"Hehehe, curator, she seems quite conservative?"

"Goose Box, Goose Box Box, I, the curator, like this kind of conservative who still holds the pipa and half-covers his face. If he is an indulgent person, I'm afraid of getting sick!"    Yo West!

Bao Lebin gave a thumbs up to the curator. He had never considered whether he was sick. It seemed that he still lacked experience and needed to learn more from the curator.

The button of the bellyband is fastened under the back of the lady's neck. It is a live buckle. The curator pulled it gently and the bellyband was pulled off by him.

"Sigh~~~"

Directly covering his mouth and nose with his bellyband, the curator did not even carry anyone behind his back, and directly performed one of the eighteen abnormal moves in front of the public: the storm inhalation style.

"Well, the sweet and soft fragrance of gardenia seems to bring me back to my youthful days. It's really great."

Longguo Live Room:

[Let’s just say, don’t pretend to be elegant when you do such a perverted thing, okay? 】

【It’s really hard to stretch.】

[My dear, Chang Shouchong, I think this curator seems to be more perverted than me. 】

[Master Shouchong, you are so humble. You have evolved from the whirlpool mouth to today's Master Shouchong. Your progress in the field of perversion is seen by all of us. 】

Jiang Xiao did not find any obvious wounds on the exposed parts of the female body.

He thought he had taken poison before, but this idea was overturned by him.

People who often commit suicide by taking poison should know that even if you are the top tough guy in the world, you will still have a look of pain and struggle on your face when you die of taking poison.

This is subconscious and cannot be controlled by strong willpower.

As for this lady, her expression was calm, even peaceful, as if she was still smiling, and it really didn't look like she had died of poison.

The curator and Bao Lebin had no time to care about what Jiang Xiao was thinking. Their minds were completely attracted by the woman in front of them.

Flawless!

Exquisite collarbones, perfect figure, no sagging at all, and the lower abdomen is flat, with a faint waistcoat line.

If you insist on nitpicking, then a small black mole under the collarbone may be the only "small flaw" of this woman.

But more people in the live broadcast room thought that the black mole had the finishing touch.

Make women look more real and beautiful.

If this corpse could keep its current appearance and condition forever, instead of stiffening and rotting, Bao Lebin would even be willing not to marry for the rest of his life!

"So beautiful"

"It's strange, how did such a beautiful woman die?"

Different from Bao Lebin's intoxication, the experienced curator obviously also realized that the cause of the woman's death seemed very strange.

However, his strangeness was soon forgotten by him as the clothes on the woman became less and less.

The legs are long and straight, and the thighs are tightly together, which is perfect.

Bao Lebin also took off his high heels, revealing a pair of jade-like feet.

This pervert even brought the high heels to his mouth and took a deep breath, with a look of intoxication on his face.

"Should we interrupt them?" Jiang Xiao thought in his mind.

This doesn't seem to be a very moral thing. How can a living person sleep with a dead person?

As a good young man, Jiang Xiao thought he should interrupt them.

But then again, he has done a lot of sleeping with dead people. He is like this, so why should he blame others?

Whatever.

Let go of the need to help others and respect the fate of others.

Jiang Xiao sighed and turned around to leave the room.

"Eh? Brother Jiang Xiao, you want to leave? Don't you like being in third place? If that's the case, you can line up behind the curator, and I can finish it off."

Do I have a big grin?

(End of this chapter)