I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 37 Crying in the middle of the night
Are there weird rules and punishment mechanisms?

Just when everyone thought Sakura Country was going to be banned or something, the punishment came.
[The weirdness will come in 120 seconds, and it will come to the city——, and the raging time will be 24 hours. 】

Sakura Country:? ? ?

Ole Chette!

Nothing wrong?

I just complained about the unfairness of ghost talk in the barrage. As for the strangeness coming?
Shenhu is an important city in the three major metropolitan areas of Sakura Country.

This time, the people of the Cherry Blossom Country received a blow that was not insignificant.

But now Sakura Country is not convinced and dare not force Lai Lai in the live broadcast room.

Prime Minister Sakura dropped more than 80 cups in one night.

I cursed in the conference room all night long, saying, "Baga, Baga, die, die, die!"

Your grandma, who would have thought that you would be punished for talking about monsters on the keyboard?

And many people from the Dragon Country who immigrated from the Lighthouse Country to the Cherry Blossom Country before are now in Shenhu.

They even had expressions like eating shit all over their faces.

I haven't been together for a few days, is this going to be a mess? !

To celebrate, ah no, to mourn.

The Dragon Kingdom deployed more than 3000 drones to spell out a smiley face emoticon over the waters of the Sakura Kingdom.

Countless anti-aircraft guns were used to set off fireworks against the sea of ​​cherry blossoms.

Trying to use superficial happiness to cover up the deep sadness in his heart.

The atmosphere is directly full.

Regarding this behavior of Dragon Kingdom, Sakura Kingdom expressed strong protest and dissatisfaction internationally!

But Long Guo didn't pay attention to them.

I just used a drone to reply to a series of flower emoticons over the sea of ​​cherry blossoms to express my condolences.
At this time, Jiang Xiao had already returned to the room to sleep with Sun Wei.

"Go and sleep over there!"

Sun Wei kicked Jiang Xiaoxuan to the end of the bed.

"Well, wife, don't you really want to see elephants?"

"Go away! If you don't look at it, don't take it out to disgust me!"

Obviously, although Sun Wei has some affection for Jiang Xiao, that's all.

If you want to go further, I can only say that the road is long and long~
"Honey, does the old man still need medicine tomorrow?"

Jiang Xiao, who couldn't sleep, couldn't help but ask questions.

He felt something was wrong with this old man.

According to seniority, he should be Shi Shi's grandfather.

But the whole family seemed to hate him very much.

In response to Jiang Xiao's question, Sun Wei snorted coldly.

"The old man is not a good man, I wish he could."

Sun Wei did not finish her rebellious words.

But Jiang Xiao already understood what she meant.

After all, this old man wanted to kill his "son" as soon as he met him. What kind of good man could he be?
Seeing that Jiang Xiao was silent, Sun Wei mentioned the old man's past again.

"Before he was lying on the bed, Shi Shi and the others were often humiliated and scolded by him, and now they tremble in fear when they see the old man."

Jiang Xiao nodded. He had noticed it when Shi Shi and the others came to call him downstairs for dinner in the morning.

It is said that relatives are relatives in the next generation. Under normal circumstances, grandparents love their grandchildren the most.

And Shi Shi Sanxiao only has obvious fear of the old man.

"Forget it, anyway, he can't move now, so let him go."

Sun Wei turned sideways. Although she didn't share a pillow, she wasn't used to sleeping directly in front of a man.

'patta~'

Jiang Xiao, who didn't know what he meant, obviously didn't know what the other party meant, so he directly put his leg on Sun Wei's body.

The latter's body stiffened directly.

"Take it down!"

"Brain girl, so soft~"

"Hmph, if you move around again, I'll eat you!"

There was no sense of threat in what he said.

In fact, Sun Wei looks pretty good, especially her smell.

It smells like grass mixed with lavender.It smells particularly drowsy.

Ok?
Just when Jiang Xiao was about to fall asleep.

Suddenly, bursts of whimpering and crying were heard.

intermittent.
The person crying seemed to be deliberately suppressing his voice.

Listening to the sound, it should be coming from the daughter's room.

"Wife? Wife?"

After shouting twice, Sun Wei seemed to have fallen asleep and had no intention of getting up.

Jiang Xiao got up and turned on the bedside lamp, wanting to see what was going on with his little padded jacket.

[Rule [-]: Don't pay attention to any movement from the child's room at night]

【Jiang Xiao is going to break the rules again. 】

【rule?Sorry, Jiang Xiao's rules are rules! 】

[God Jiang is always right, please put away your doubts! 】

The people of Dragon Kingdom now have blind confidence in Jiang Xiao.

[Hey, hey, everyone, go check out Lighthouse Country’s live broadcast room, there’s something good to watch! 】

At this time, Made, the chosen one of the Lighthouse Kingdom, was pushed up by his wife.

"Husband, did you hear any sound? Husband?"

Mader couldn't be said to be motionless, at least he could be said to be snoring loudly.

You want to say he fell asleep?
Sorry, he is soberer than anyone else right now.

Those who are sober even admire their own genius thinking!

In fact, Made had heard the cries of their daughter a long time ago.

But when he thought of rule five, he immediately chose to continue lying in bed and pretending to be dead.

No, his wife is trying to wake him up now.

hehe~
Let's scream, let's scream, I won't move even if you screamed to break your throat today.

【oh!Mechanical Made, this hand is perfect for pretending to sleep! ip: Lighthouse Country]

【Yes, that's right!The rules only allow the chosen one to meet all the requirements of the child, but it does not say that all the requirements of the wife must be met. This wave of ostrich tactics is undoubtedly the most correct choice. ip: Lighthouse Country]

[But, is it really that simple? ip: Lighthouse Country]

"Husband? Husband, wake up, our daughter seems to be crying?"

After a few pushes, the woman found that her husband was still motionless, so she couldn't help but slap her.

The barrage reasoning is correct.

According to the rules, Mad's wife really couldn't order him.

So she did not hesitate to draw the bow left and right.

'Papapapa' has been pumped at least a dozen times in a row!

Purely arranged a physical wake-up call for Made!
The weird hand strength is not small.

It can be clearly seen through the live broadcast room screen.

Two of Mad's big molars were knocked out, and blood was drawn all over his face.

Even though he was drawn like this, Made still didn't intend to open his eyes.

The woman was also confused. She conservatively estimated that she had sucked no less than thirty dicks just now. How could this guy sleep so hard?

Unfortunately, since she couldn't wake her up, Mader's wife had no choice but to give up.

When the woman lay back on the bed, Mad's expression changed.

First, the two lines of tears couldn't hold back their tears, and directly soaked the pillow.

Even his face was throbbing uncontrollably with pain, and those who didn't know thought he had Parkinson's disease.

He really smashed his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach just now!
(Yi) "Woo~"

Unable to hold back, Made whimpered twice.

The wife who heard the movement immediately started to do it again.

At the same time, he looked at Mud with a suspicious look on his face, "Good boy, are you pretending to be asleep to fool me?"

"Husband? Are you really not awake?"

Mader quickly covered up the expression on his face and resumed his snoring state.

Little did he know that the tear stains on the pillow had betrayed him.
The woman sighed and put her hands on Made's face.

"Husband, I remember you have more than a dozen decayed teeth, right? How about I pull them out while you are sleeping soundly tonight?"

A dozen? ! !
Mad's tiger body shook!
I don’t know how many teeth there are in the laborer’s mouth. If you open your mouth, you have to pull out half of them?
"Wait, I'll get the vise."

My wife patted Mad's swollen face and pretended to stand up. It was obvious that she was serious about pulling him out.

What the hell!

Does she really want to come?
Made directly jumped up from the bed with a carp, and at the same time, his face was full of doubts.

"Eh? Nao Po, you haven't broken it yet. Hey, why does my pouty face hurt so much? Nao Po, what do you think? Just now I was so confused that someone was twitching with a big mouth."

Well, maybe it was because the face was swollen, which caused some slurred speech.

Made's wife is also a solid acting school, and she can't see any flaws in her answer.

"Oh, you just fell off the bed. No, you lost two molars. By the way, Xiaoting has been crying. Go and take a look."

"Oh? Is it true or not? There is also the matter of the chicken breed, and the nest must be knocked on her."

Made a serious face, and complained why his wife and daughter didn't wake him up earlier after crying so much.

Not
Are you two so smooth in answering questions?

As long as the two of them are not embarrassed, the people in the live broadcast room of Lighthouse Country will be the ones who are embarrassed.

[Oh, I owe, Jin! 】

[Good guys, both of them are thousand-year-old foxes~]

(End of this chapter)