I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 39
Jiang Xiao smiled knowingly.

She didn't expect Shi Shi, who is usually the most arrogant, to cry so weakly.

Shi Shi, on the other hand, jumped and hung on her father's neck, unwilling to get off.

"Wow! Dad, I just had a nightmare. I dreamed that Dad didn't want to give poems anymore, wuwuwu."

"It's okay, it's okay, Shi Shi doesn't cry, how could I not want Shi Shi?"

Seeing comfort for a long time but did not get better.

Until Jiang Xiao used his trump card!

"em, don't cry, tomorrow I will teach you the ultimate secret of Contra +30 lives!"

"Well!"

Shi Shi's eyes widened.

It seems that he can't believe that his father would teach him such a powerful thing directly!
"Really?"

"of course it's true!"

Shi Shi was ecstatic, but seemed to think of something, and immediately put his little face down again.

"Then you, you can only tell Shi Shi one person, okay?"

While talking, little Shi Shi was pulling Jiang Xiao's trouser legs coquettishly.

Jiang Xiao was a little speechless, why did the aloof Shi Shi become so soft and cute.

"But, Bai Yi and Mu Xitang next door seem to be crying too?"

Originally, Jiang Xiao was going to take out the Contra cheats and do the same to coax the other two.

If you promise Shi Shi not to tell others, how can the other two coax her?
Of course, he was not afraid of what Bai Yi and Mu Xitang would do to him.

Mainly because it was in the middle of the night, and I was too lazy to spend too much time coaxing two crying children.

The scene of Jiang Xiao's tangled face caused many people from the Lighthouse country who watched the screen to show happy smiles on their faces.

[My Maria!Others can coax one, but the unlucky people in Longguo have to coax three, which is really great! ip: Lighthouse Country]

[Sour radish tourmaline!He deserves it! ip: Lighthouse Country]

[Yoxi!Let you Dragon Kingdom be arrogant, and leave the damn mourning activities to yourselves! ip: Sakura Country]

The people of Longguo don't understand, aren't they just coaxing the three?

Is this difficult for Jiang Xiao?
These foreigners seem to be newcomers at first glance, and they don't know Jiang Xiao's status in the hearts of these children.

[Hehe, I like to see these foreigners who have never seen the world ~ ip: Longguo]

But what Shi Shi said next made the smiles on the faces of those foreigners stiffen.

"It's all right, Dad, I'll just coax Xiaoyi and Xitang."

Shi Shi's eyes are full of cunning~
As long as she can keep Bai Yi and Mu Xitang from crying.

Then you can devour your father's ultimate secret book of Contra!

Hehehe, how come I think about it, I am such a clever little ghost!

Jiang Xiao was stunned. With this kind of operation, could this be considered a different kind of "substitute fight"?
The foreigners staying in the Longguo live broadcast room were also stunned.

[what?Does Longguo still have this type of operation? ip: Lighthouse Country]

[Damn yellow-skinned monkeys, you dragon kingdom's chosen ones are cheating! ip: Lighthouse Country]

【Fake squid!This little loli in a black dress is sure that the strange talk about the rules is definitely a procedural loophole!I doubt it's fair! ip: Lighthouse Country]

【Tourmaline!Black box operation, there must be a black box operation! ip: Lighthouse Country]

The speeches of many Lighthouse people made the strange talk about the rules issue another warning.

[Ding, the strange talk about the rules has always been fair and just, if there is another similar speech, it will be weird! 】

Now those arrogant and arrogant lighthouse nations shut up.

After all, they don't want to be the second Sakura Country either.

But my heart is still dissatisfied!
Why doesn't this little loli scare the Chosen One of Dragon Country?
If that damn Xiaoting just now hadn't frightened Made, they Lighthouse Kingdom wouldn't have failed in the challenge!

Seeing her daughter so well-behaved, Jiang Xiao couldn't help touching her head.

"Okay, it's best for Shi Shi to keep Xiaoyi and the others from crying. I'll take you to buy candy tomorrow~"

"Uh-huh!"

Shi Shi quickly nodded in agreement, for fear that Jiang Xiao would regret it.

After comforting Shi Shi a few more words to ensure that she could complete the task, Jiang Xiao turned around and planned to leave.

"father!"

'Click'~
Shi Shi grabbed Jiang Xiao's trouser leg as he was about to leave.

"Dad, please wait a moment, I have another question to ask you, otherwise I won't be able to sleep."

Jiang Xiao turned around and met Shi Shi's smiling eyes.

【That's it!This is the script arranged by God! ip: Lighthouse Country]

【Ole Xiete!right!It's so right!The strange talk about rules is indeed the fairest existence! ip: Lighthouse Country]

[Little baby in black dress is fucking daddy!Please tear your big mouth open, and then ruthlessly take out Jiang Xiao's heart! ip: Lighthouse Country]

【Yoxi, it's best to make Jiang Xiao's heart into a sashimi and eat it in front of him. ip: Sakura Country]

[Uh, what should be said or not, is that you little Sakura are playing pervert~ip: Longguo]

As for worrying about Jiang Xiao's safety?
how to say.

Anyway, the people of Longguo have never seen the look of fear on Jiang Xiao's face.

Even Wang Ju, who has always been cautious, didn't care.

He saw it with his own eyes when Jiang Xiao trimmed Bai Liu's brain.

Counting on his perverted neuropathy to show a look of fear?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!
Shi Shi tilted her head and looked at Jiang Xiao mischievously.

"Father, aren't you afraid of me?"

"Why should I be afraid of you?"

He has lived in a mental hospital for more than ten years, what kind of person has he never seen?

It is no exaggeration to say that Jiang Xiao has never been afraid of anything!
"Really? Dad, what if, what if Shi Shi changed into another form?"

Shi Shi's voice darkened.

"Oh? You mean that if you change your appearance, I will be afraid of you?"

Jiang Xiao still refused to accept it, only daughters are afraid of labor and management, and there is no reason for labor and management to be afraid of daughters!

Thinking of this, Jiang Xiao's voice also turned cold.

"Hehe, Shi Shi, you're not trying to scare Dad, are you?"

"Hmph, let me ask you if you are afraid of me!"

Shi Shi's face was puffed up, a prelude to going crazy.

It's so hard to die, Jiang Xiao's obsessive-compulsive disorder directly makes his determination to win and lose at this moment unprecedentedly strong!
I saw him open the door directly and put his arm by the door.

"Afraid of you? I also want to ask you if you are afraid of me!"

Seeing her father and herself start a match, Shi Shi also had a showdown, so she stopped pretending~
"Heck, dad, I'll ask you if you're afraid of me!"

There was a 'snap'!
Two furry animal ears protruded from the silver hair on top of Shi Shi's head.

Then she threatened Jiang Xiao with a "provocative" baring of her cute little tiger teeth.

Shi Shi (ε): "Dad, how are you? Doesn't Shi Shi look super fierce!"

This.
Jiang Xiao was stunned.

The live broadcast room was also confused.

After being stunned for a long time, the Longguo audience who had prepared themselves took the lead in reacting.

[I stepped on the horse and was fucked into silence! 】

[Oh my god, I never dreamed that after Shi Shi's strange transformation, she would become a beast-eared girl. 】

[Trying to grow animal ears to scare Jiang Xiao?Do you want to kill Jiang Shen? ? 】

[Excuse me, where can I get such a cute girl with animal ears?Rules weird talk about unified distribution or what? 】

[Voice: 呲刀~呲入~呲念~ (crazy licking the screen)]

[Stop licking the one upstairs, you'll know it's a senior licking dog after hearing your death. 】

[Indeed, when the boiling sheep comes, you have to pass him a cigarette. 】

The people of Longguo were just a little silent and envious of being fucked.

The horse-riding Lighthouse Chinese directly broke the defense!

As the saying goes, there is no harm without contrast.

[Wonima?Made's daughter turned into a tearing mouth monster, and Jiang Xiao's daughter turned into a silver-haired beast ear mother? ip: Lighthouse Country]

【idiot!Sine! !Although I don't understand the principle, I absolutely cannot accept it! ip: Sakura Country]

[Gift Crab!As long as you change your daughter to Made, you won't be eliminated! ip: Lighthouse Country]

【oh!Guys are in a hurry, it seems that it is not over yet, you see this little loli has a new move! ip: Lighthouse Country]

Seeing that Jiang Xiao was not afraid at all, he even touched his ears.

Shi Shi felt that her dignity as a weirdo had been greatly challenged!

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I can't help but keep thinking about it
Although I didn't intend to eat my father.

But he can't ignore my brutal appearance like this, can he?
(End of this chapter)