I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 425 Principle of thermal expansion and contraction

Juicer Girl snorted coldly, but still untied everyone in the woodshed, including Mr. Qi.

"Girl, you guys, are you guys going to kill me now? I'm just waiting for your order."

'Snapped! '

Another vicious slap was thrown at Mr. Qi's pig head, and the faces of the others couldn't help but jump.

"Kill me? You don't think you can win with more people, do you?"

"That"

Seeing the confused look on Mr. Qi's face, Juicer Ji couldn't help but secretly thought that waste is waste.

"Idiot, except for the little Taoist priest, the other three are not weak in strength. They are probably also famous members of the Demon Cult. If they go head-to-head, the risk is too high."

No matter it was Jiang Xiao who was about to kill people in his house at every turn.

She is still the little lolita who wants to eat both of her mouth open and shut.

And the obscene Taoist priest who is now wearing almost naked clothes and laughing in the side room.

All of them gave Juice Ji great psychological pressure.

It's really too evil!

That's why she waited in the water tank until it was almost midnight, which was also the time of day when she was at her strongest.

Mr. Qi scratched his head: "Then what should we do now?"

"Hmph!" Juicer Girl snorted again, with a hint of pride on her seductive face: "Fortunately, I had the foresight to hide in the water tank. Now they all think I will come in from the outside, right? "

"what do you mean"

"Didn't they foolishly separate themselves? Doesn't this give us the opportunity to defeat them one by one?"

As the saying goes, soldiers are valuable and quick, so Juicer Ji asked Mr. Qi to stay in the woodshed quietly and wait for her signal.

It wasn't until Juicer Girl left that Master Qi's subordinates scratched their heads and asked in confusion.

"Sir, what kind of signal is the signal that the girl is talking about?"

Ok?

Mr. Qi frowned. He was not very clear about this, but he couldn't lose face in front of his subordinates.

"Hmph, a signal is a signal. You will know when the time comes."

The juicer girl hesitated for a while outside the woodshed, and finally decided to attack the evil Taoist priest first.

Since Qi Er's bad writing revealed his hobby of juicing.

Then I will take advantage of the trick and squeeze him to his heart's content first~

Jiang Xiao on the big willow tree outside was still looking forward to it, but Bai Yi couldn't stand it any longer, so she shrank into Jiang Xiao's arms and fell asleep.

"It's strange. It seems like it's almost midnight, but there's no movement."

Is it possible that the female ghost didn’t take the main road?

Jiang Xiao, who was full of doubts, considered whether to change the observation point.

Gangdan sat in front of the altar, his upper and lower eyelids trembling.

After Xiao Changan arranged the altar, it was no longer valuable. In order to protect him, Gang Dan had sent him to the folk medicine.

'Hu~'

The doors and windows were obviously closed, but a dark wind blew in the room for no apparent reason.

coming!

The sleepy-eyed Gangdan was shaken and immediately began to swing his mammoth to find the target.

I saw him pointing like a sword, picking up a few drops of water in the white porcelain bowl on the altar, and swiping them across his eyes.

"The law of heaven is clear, the law of earth is spiritual, the essence of yin and yang is connected, the spirit of water appears, the spiritual light is captured by water, reaching the sky and the earth, the law is followed, the mirror of yin and yang, the true form appears quickly, the true form appears quickly!"

Ah!

Saw her! The other party's enchanting body was hiding by the screen, as if he hadn't realized that he had been discovered by the steel egg, and was trying to sneak up on him.

"Drink, I have given an order, and my soul is wandering around. I will show my body quickly. If I disobey, I will enter the state of trance. I am as urgent as the law and order, get up!"

Gangdan drank softly, and the spiritual water in the porcelain bowl was not sucked into his mouth.

He planned to spray the female ghost directly in the face and make her completely reveal herself!

Then wouldn't he be able to do whatever he wanted to her?

Female ghosts shouldn’t be protected by the law, right?

The Juicer Girl was stunned when she saw the other person puffing out his cheeks and planning to spit on her. She immediately realized that she had been discovered, with a panicked look on her face, and she couldn't help but retreat.

Accidentally, my left foot stepped on the skirt, causing a "stab" sound.

Did I lose it?

The bulging cheeks of Steel Egg were instantly broken, and spiritual water flowed from the corners of his mouth like a maniac.

(*﹃｀*)goose box, goose box

She deserves to be called the Juicer Girl, as her name suggests, so, so, so damn big!

The battle hasn't even started yet, but it already gives people a feeling of being on the verge of death.

Gangdan's nose felt sore, and he sighed that that kid Qi Er really didn't lie to me!

How long.

It's been so long that Gangdan himself has forgotten what the ocean smells like.

For more than half a year in the Taoist sect, he even thought that his Taoist name [Steel Egg] represented the rest of his life, but he didn't expect it.

Swallowing back the hot tears, Gangdan took a deep breath.

"can you see me?"

Juicer Ji looked at the steel egg in front of her with curiosity.

The latter took a sip and put on a fearless expression.

"Haha, monster, what time has it been? No, when has it been? Don't talk about these things. If you have any cruel and inhumane methods, don't hide them. Come on, use them on me to your heart's content. Go ahead! Torture me severely and squeeze me to death! Kangma, Beibi!"

Juicer Girl: "?"

Humph, I was actually frightened by his uncanny incantation. Sure enough, a perverted Taoist priest is an obscene Taoist priest.

"Why are you standing there in a daze? A well-known and upright Taoist priest like me will naturally not take advantage of others' danger. I'll give you three moves. Come on!"

After saying this, Gang Dan relaxedly spread his legs and sat on the chair behind the altar, looking invincible.

just

Seeing the opponent's weapon being unveiled, Juicy Girl narrowed her eyes, then sneered, with an undisguised look of ridicule on her face.

It seems to be saying: That's it?

Gangdan: "?"

It is said that women have a keen sixth sense, but men may be more sensitive than women to certain times, places, and certain looks.

Juicer Ji obviously didn't say anything, just a disdainful expression with narrowed eyes.

But at this moment it is worth a thousand words

In an instant, Gangdan's face turned red, the veins on his forehead popped out, and he argued.

"Winter can't be considered a child...winter!...Can the fact that the weather is cold be considered a child?"

Then he said some words that are difficult for juicers to understand, such as "I am not an alcoholic peanut" and "the principle of thermal expansion and contraction".

Seeing the doubtful look on Juicer Girl's face, Gang Dan began to brag about his glorious past, such as working at sunrise, working day and night, and doing three poles in the sun.

"Really or not, you lied to me that I am a puppy?" Juicer Ji asked suspiciously.

"I lied to you, I'm a dog! Are the legends about me true or false? You and I can just go to sleep in a dignified manner, ah no, we'll find out in the first battle!" The steel egg was majestic and full of fighting spirit!

(End of this chapter)