I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 43 Dynamic flying kick!

Looking at the old man who was about to wet the bed, Jiang Xiao frowned in disgust.

Forget it, let’s cook together when Wang Mei comes over!
When Jiang Xiao went downstairs, he found a family of four waiting for him eagerly below.

"What's wrong? I'm just going to give you some medicine. Why are you so nervous?"

Give me some medicine?
Hearing the noise, it seems like the house will be demolished!

"Father! Shi Shi wants to play games, Contra."

Now Xiao Shi can't wait to show her "stunt skills" taught by her father, and prove that her father loves her the most!
Thinking of Bai Yi and Mu Xitang's envious and jealous expressions on Shi Shi's face, Shi Shi felt even more proud.

Yes, she just wants to show off!
Sun Wei appeared in front of Shi Shi with a dark face.

"Early in the morning, playing games right after breakfast? No playing!"

"Dad~"

Shi Shi didn't dare to disobey Sun Wei, so she pulled Jiang Xiao's trouser legs and acted coquettishly.

Is this still that cold, white-haired little loli?

But this time Jiang Xiao didn't turn to Shi Shi.

Anyway, playing games early in the morning is really inappropriate.

Shi Shi's little face fell down when she was rejected.

"However, I can show you something more fun, have you ever played hopscotch?"

Hopscotch?
Shi Shi and the others shook their heads, expressing that they had never heard of it.

Before Jiang Xiao's father came.

They only played against Bully, and were only allowed to play for three to 10 minutes a day.

Uh, Jiang Xiao glanced at Sun Wei, why doesn't this mother know how to spend time with her children?

"Your mother must have played hopscotch, go ask your mother how to play."

what?
The three little ones were shy, a little afraid to go forward.

Although Sun Wei rarely beat and scolded them, they were still a little afraid of this serious mother.

Seeing the appearance of the three of them, Sun Wei snorted coldly.

"Wait until I wash the dishes and play with you."

"year!"

"Mom is the best!"

"Mom, mom, I want to be with mom!"

"Hmph, then I'm a couple with Dad!"

"Huh? Who am I pairing up with?"

Mu Xitang felt that she was left behind.

"Hmm, hopscotch can be played by a single person, by a pair of people, by a group of people, or in groups, so there is no limit on the number of participants."

"Stop nagging, let's help mom wash the dishes together."

Just when the family was washing the dishes.

A broken voice howled at the door of their house.

"Sun Wei! And her man! Get out!"

That fat woman Wang Mei is here!

The smiles on the faces of the family of five disappeared instantly.

Shi Shi and the others were afraid.

Sun Wei is anxious and worried.

Jiang Xiao What's that perverted smile on Jiang Xiao's face?

So cool!

Now that he is conscious, why does the fat woman come to seek death at this time?
"Shi Shi, you go upstairs, Jiang Xiao, you."

"me and you together!"

Sun Wei took a deep look at Jiang Xiao.

Sun Wei has always been a bit unclear about Jiang Xiao.

It seems like he has never been afraid of anyone?
Are you afraid that they will stop talking and ignore the rules again and again?

And
And this guy seems to really regard himself as "father".

"Okay, then be careful, this time, you probably won't be able to take off her pants~"

When it came to taking off their pants, the two looked at each other and smiled.

You know, last time when Jiang Xiao took off her panties, many people saw her on the spot.

Based on the old lady's attributes, it is estimated that the whole village knows about them now.

"Sun Wei! Bitch! Get out of here with your psychotic husband!!"

Neuropathy?
Labor and capital are normal, right?

Jiang Xiao hated people saying that he, a normal person, was mentally ill the most in his life.

His mind, which was still quite clear at first, became confused again after being stimulated by Wang Mei.

Xiaoxin, who had been silent for a long time, took the opportunity to seize the initiative.

"The old monster with seven layers of fat is here again. Don't be afraid, wife, I'll go meet her! Dynamic Superman! Transformation!!"

sick again?

Shi Shi and the others only thought that their father was making jokes to make them happy.

Jiang Xiao, who was posing in the same pose as Superman, even shrouded a layer of heroic brilliance in their eyes.

"Wow~~~" x3
*(ˊωˋ*)*

But Sun Wei could tell.

In an instant, Jiang Xiao felt as if he had been taken over by some not-so-smart being.

Wang Mei, who was furious outside, blocked the door of Sun Wei's house with a kitchen knife.

Today she has to let that mental patient see blood, Sun Wei can't stop her!
Not far away are villagers who gathered to watch the excitement.

Mad's daughter Xiaoting and Meichuan Neku's wife and children are among them.

In such a big place, wouldn't something happen and spread throughout the village in an instant?

Except for the hairy-chested man who was with Umekawa Neku, almost everyone in the village, young and old, came.

There were also a few Chosen Ones who came to join in the fun.

Is this not?

Grandma Li is also pushing a wooden cart and selling mineral water with melon seeds and peanuts.

The majestic Jiang Xiao appeared with square steps.

"Seven layers of fat old witch Obasan, I won't let you go today! It's useless for you to apologize to me~"

Wang Mei:? ? ?
This sentence is more suitable for me, hello!
Also, what you want to say is "let you go", right?

Before she started to speak harshly, Wang Mei was a little annoyed by Jiang Xiao's words.

At this time, Sun Wei also came out.

Two to one.

But everyone knows that the advantage lies with Wang Mei.

This crazy woman first starved to death her seriously ill father and mother.

My husband peeked at Sun Wei in the shower and fell to his death. In the end, it was said that he "scared to death" his own child.

On several occasions she had quarrels with the women of the village
In her normal state, Wang Mei can challenge people's strange transformations when they become angry.

Its true combat power is even more immeasurable.
Today she also brought a bright kitchen knife, which is bound to go wrong.

"Sun Wei! Get out of the way, don't interfere today, and I won't harass you in the future!"

Sun Wei's expression was a bit ugly, even though she had never played seriously with Wang Mei.

But her intuition told her that the two of them tied together were not enough for others to beat.

"Honey, just let me fight this fat woman one-on-one! As a man, I should protect you."

Like last time, Jiang Xiao stood in front of Sun Wei without hesitation.

Laughing memes don't laugh at people, Xiaoxin is also a real man!
In the face of big right and wrong, he has the stability not to lose to an adult!
The back view in front of her finally touched Sun Wei's heart a little.

This man may be crazy or stupid.

Standing firmly in front of him once or twice is enough to explain everything.

"Let me be with you. The odds of winning are better."

The surrounding villagers all watched with great interest the strange combination of the Chosen One and Sun Wei.

In their hearts, they hoped that these two people could kill Wang Mei.

After all, everyone hated this fat widowed shrew.

Moreover, Wang Mei's whole family has already died, as the saying goes, those who are barefoot are not afraid of wearing shoes.

So everyone has always tolerated her arrogance and unreasonableness.

But anyone with a discerning eye can see that this couple is not enough for Wang Mei to cook together.

Sun Wei looked around at the "audience" around.

Xiaoqin, Erniu, Su Yang
It is no exaggeration to say that many people have been bullied by Wang Mei.

If the people who have been bullied by her can unite, they can definitely kill Wang Mei today!
But obviously, this idea is unrealistic.

Wang Mei had raised her knife slightly, staring at Jiang Xiao with killing intent.

At this time, voting has already started in the barrage.

It can be roughly divided into three sections.

[First: Jiang Xiao tulle Wang Mei!Turnout was only 5%. 】

[Second: Jiang Xiao is defeated by Wang Mei, and Wang Mei cannot defeat Jiang Xiao.80% turnout. 】

[Third: Wang Mei will kill Sun Wei, voting rate is 11%]

The rest had no choice.

[Anyway, the possibility of Jiang Xiao being able to kill Wang Mei is very slim. 】

[Yes, Jiang Xiao really lacks effective means of attack, and the part where he violently beat up his grandfather has already proved this point. 】

[With pure brute strength, can a martial arts practitioner fight against a "trickster" like Wang Mei? 】

[This Wang Mei is very likely to be one of the high-end combat powers in this strange talk. 】

But Jiang Xiaosheng is fighting back!
Coupled with the fact that Sun Wei was willing to stand with him, normally it would not be so easy.

Seeing that Sun Wei made up her mind and chose to stand with the mentally ill person.

Wang Mei grinned and did not intend to wait any longer.

"You little bitch, it's not enough to seduce men. I think you are."

"Dynamic flying kick!"

(End of this chapter)