I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 5 The strangeness of despair

But what should come will always come, and Jiang Xiao who had been torn apart stood up again, with the same simple and honest tone as before.

"Oh, dear Sandy, I have a big stone in my belly!"

"Hey Sandy, do you want to blow bubbles? I'll only charge you twenty-five cents!"

"Sandy, you need two ice creams, one for me and one for my best friend SpongeBob SquarePants."

"Keep an eye out for Sandy, the Flying Devil might be on the move!"

"I should walk...uh I think I should run... oh! I think I should run! Yes! Run! Sandy!! Run!"

Countless Jiang Xiao with expressionless faces surrounded Wang Xiaoai and said some pig talk that didn't match the preamble.

Wang Xiaoai curled up in pain in the corner of the hospital bed, with a broken and helpless expression on her face.

(д;) "Goose box, goose box. Sandy Sandy, Sandy? Who's Sandy? Me? I'm Sandy! Patrick, you're Patrick, SpongeBob SquarePants? Oh, I miss me I also need to eat a delicious double-layer crab cake”

Everyone in the Longguo live broadcast room was also stunned, as if they felt that there was something chaotic in their minds.

【.】

[I want to ask, who is the weird one? 】

[Well, as for Jiang Xiao, I can’t bear it anyway. I’d rather be quartered. 】

[Wang Xiaoai: Who the hell is mentally ill? 】

Seeing Wang Xiaoai giggling on the hospital bed, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but pat her head.

"Oh my god Sandy, you're acting like a psycho right now, can you tell me what's going on?"

What's the matter?

This sentence is undoubtedly the last straw that broke the camel's back.

Wang Xiaoai tore her hair in despair, laughing maniacally.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

"Who is mentally ill? Oh, that's right, I'm Sandy, and Sandy is mentally ill. That's right, that's Dr. Patrick."

While Wang Xiaoai was talking to herself, the extra 'Jiang Xiao' slowly disappeared.

From this point of view, the existence of these "doppelgangers" is also limited in time. Only the last Jiang Xiao himself was left on the scene with a look of disgust on his face.

Jiang Xiao (#-.-): "I'll go, there's something wrong with you. Let's just play with the drama. Why are you so involved in the drama? You're such a crazy woman. Forget it, I'll find someone else." Let’s talk about our feelings with our patients.”

Wang Xiaoai was stunned for a moment.
(д;) "Whoahahaha, yes, yes! I'm a crazy woman, a crazy woman, I'm still a psycho, oh, I'm Sandy, you mean, the squirrel that lives in Beechburg, Wa hahaha"

[Completely crazy?Or is he just crazy? 】

【For a while I was speechless】

【Amen, please forgive Jiang Xiao for his crimes. 】

[I, I feel that the next mentally ill person will have to suffer eight lifetimes of bad luck before he falls in love with a doctor like Jiang Xiao...]

[Wait, my brain hurts a little, Jiang Xiao. Is he mentally ill? 】

【Everyone in the world is drunk and I am alone awake?Maybe Jiang Xiao is the master who hides in the city! 】

[You got it upstairs, didn't you see the confirmed medical record with the big red stamp that was officially issued just now? 】

Just when everyone felt that they couldn't understand Jiang Xiao's operation, a person with the ID of Kuang Ke Laizi's good leg answered this question.

Kick the lame man's good leg wildly: [Hello everyone, I am a psychiatrist. I just saw Jiang Xiao's case. His delusional disorder is almost to the point of terminal illness. In other words, if he imagines himself to be a normal person, As a human being, he is a normal person! 】

[Isn't it?That is to say, Jiang Xiao can switch back and forth between mental illness and normal personality? 】

[My mother, Jiang Xiao was dismembered just now, wouldn't it be awkward to switch personalities back and forth? 】

The neurologist just now gave a detailed answer again.

Kicking the cripple's good leg wildly: [Yes, that's right, under normal circumstances, if a person imagines himself as a different character over and over again, he will definitely go crazy. 】

He kicked the lame man's good leg wildly: [But...but Jiang Xiao is not a normal person, right?He has gone crazy, he is insane. 】

He kicked the lame man's good leg wildly: [And not only that, he also has a terminally ill schizophrenia. Maybe, maybe what 'Pat Star' did just now was done by 'Pat Star', and Jiang Xiao himself has no memory of it at all. of. 】

【Etc., etc!Doctor, stop talking, I think I'm going to lose my mind! 】

[I understand a little bit. What the doctor wants to express is nothing more than one meaning. Jiang Xiao is mentally ill. You can't look at mental illness with normal people's eyes! 】

The psychiatrist agreed with what the man above said.

He kicked the lame man's good leg wildly: [Yes, Jiang Xiao is mentally ill. If you think mental illness is abnormal, then you are normal. If you think mental illness is normal, then you are abnormal! 】

【Stop, stop, stop!Doctor, please, stop talking, stop talking, I feel like my brainstem is going to burst! 】

Just when everyone thought about it carefully and felt that this psychiatrist was very professional.

The "doctor" suddenly said another word.

He kicked the lame man's good leg wildly: [I'm sorry, the person who just spoke is a severely mentally ill patient in our hospital. Don't believe what he says! 】

Everyone:? ? ? ? ?
Holy Shit!

The hell did we just listen to a lunatic talking nonsense for a long time?
【Uh, I read this person's homepage, he is really mentally ill.】

Everyone has a look, isn't it!

There is a selfie video on the personal homepage of the cripple who kicked the lame man's good leg.

In the picture, he is showing his old yellow teeth, wearing the same blue and white stripes as Jiang Xiao, and the ip address is located in a mental hospital.

All these signs indicate that there is nothing wrong, this guy is mentally ill!
Everyone was completely shattered, what the hell!
I just felt that what he said made sense, so I planned to savor it carefully.

【Why do I feel that what I just said about mental illness really makes sense?】

[Uh, buddy, I just said this about mental illness. If you think mental illness is abnormal, then you are normal. If you think mental illness is normal, then you are abnormal. 】

[Then is there any credibility for what he said as a mental patient?In other words, what kind of mentality should we hold now to judge his words to prove that we are normal people? 】

[You think his words are normal, but he is mentally ill, and you agree with this mentally ill view, so you are also mentally ill? 】

[No, no, what you said upstairs is too superficial, shouldn't we reverse it?He is crazy, so what he said was abnormal from the beginning, so what he said is normal is abnormal, and what is abnormal is normal.]

[No, this seems to form a paradox, doesn’t it? 】

[Wait a minute, everyone, stop for a moment. Do you want to prove that you are normal by judging what a mentally ill person said?This thing is extremely abnormal! 】

【etc!Stop, please stop talking, the amount of information is too high, please let me slow down]

Everyone was silent again and fell into a new round of brainstorming.

In short, it contains too many elements.
【Oh!No, no, no, everyone, let’s go and see Lao Mi’s Wobu Ju to put away the confused thoughts! 】

Yes, you can't think about it any more. If you think about it any more, you will really have a mental breakdown!
At this time Dr. Warburg was talking with the second patient.

The second psychopath is a man named Wang Hai.

His medicine is very difficult to feed, and he is a normal person who kills himself with one bite, and asks to let them out!

Let 'them' out?
Who are they?

If there is no accident, it should be those two women who are mentally ill. After all, the rules say that Wang Hai loves them both very much.

This Wang Hai seems to have some information on him.
Wobbju intends to take his time and listen to his story first.

"You said you were a normal person, but why did you appear in a mental hospital?"

"I, I don't remember either."

Wang Hai's lost and confused expression didn't seem like he was lying.

It feels similar to the first female psychopath, except that this male psychopath confirms that he is a normal person.

But Wang Xiaoai's mind seems to be more ignorant, and she doesn't remember what illness she has.

"Then you, what's your relationship with the other two people?"

Wobb asked tentatively.

【Rule [-]: The only male psychopath loves the other two female psychopaths very much】

Normally speaking, mentioning the other two female psychopaths in front of Wang Hai should not make him angry and go berserk.

Sure enough, as Dr. Wobuju expected, this Wang Hai did not alienate when he heard Wobuju ask about the relationship between the three of them.

On the contrary, his face is full of love and nostalgia~
"They are the two closest people to me in my life and I love them."

S-level talent: Activate deduction!

Dr. Warburg put his natural skills to use.

"Wang Hai, I want to ask, do you think they are the people closest to you, but do they treat you as the closest person?"

The love on Wang Hai's face froze.

Clearly, what Wobbju had said struck a chord in him.

(End of this chapter)