I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 51
Help me open the door to a new world?

Niu Jishi sneered.

What a joke.

It is no exaggeration to say that my own props and methods can be said to be a collection of various structural models from ancient and modern China and foreign countries.

A master who combines domineering, cruel, abnormal, and dark.

It can cause a normal man to have a complete mental breakdown within an hour.

Nuo~
There is a living example right before our eyes.

"In the field of perversion, I have nothing to learn."

Niu Jianjiang has his hands behind his back, and he has the lonely temperament of an invincible master.

Jiang Xiao leaned close to Niu Jian's ear.

"Really? Have you ever heard of a wooden donkey?"

Niu Jiji was taken aback, first nodded, then shook his head.

"I haven't used it before, but I can tell from the name that it must be very boring, just childish~"

"Have you ever heard of Lingchi and Peeling?"

Jiang Xiao approached Niu Jianjiao and asked softly.

"No, but it must be very boring, as soon as you hear it, you know it's a child's trick."

Have not heard?
That's fine.

"Playing house? Hehe, the exquisite techniques and knowledge in it are amazing!"

Niu Qiaoji had a look of disbelief.

What is the method for peeling?
As long as he is willing, Meichuan Neiku can be handled on the spot now.

Seeing Niu's strong eyes, Jiang Xiao continued talking on his own.

hiss.
Think there is such a beautiful thing in the world?
Seeing the depression on Niu Jiji's face, Jiang Xiao looked contemptuous.

"Hehe, where does this come from? For me, it's pediatrics to cut the back completely with a knife, and there are several ways to present better results!"

"What? There are better effects?!"

Niu Jiejie was completely interested. How could he know all these bells and whistles?
Before, my main focus was a pure pervert.

This delicate and elegant technique really made his chilled heart agitate again!
"You kid better not lie to me!"

"What are you doing cheating? Come here, you won't pass the trial if you make too much noise."

Jiang Xiao leaned close to Niu Jian's ear and mumbled a lot.

The latter's eyes are getting brighter and his breathing is getting faster and faster
How could there be such exquisite torture in the world!
Do not!
This is not torture!
This is the most elegant art.
He can't wait to start a crazy experiment on Meichuan Neiku now!

Seeing the fiery gaze of the man with chest hair, Jiang Xiao stopped talking.

Niu Jieji couldn't help but urge.

"Tsk, go on, what about sawing? Why only say half of it?"

"Just say half of it, you let him go first, and I'll tell you the rest of it."

"No problem, let it go now!"

Niu still has the reputation of being strong.

He dragged Meichuan Neiku out like a dead dog.

Only then did Jiang Xiao lie next to his ear and babbled about the rest of the torture.

During the course of his story, Niu Jiejie also muttered a lot of his own thoughts.

"Hey, I think it's okay to do this"

"Yeah! Indeed! Wouldn't it be possible to do this or that?"

"Damn it! I'm so smart! Why didn't I think of that?"

The two of them were "Jie Jie Jie" for a while, and "goose box and goose box box" for a while.

Look at each other~
()(‵)
quickly,

The two like-minded people chatted shoulder to shoulder.

There is even a feeling of regretting seeing each other so late!
The people squatting in the Longguo live broadcast room never dreamed that things would develop like this.

[Who can explain to me? 】

[Are there so many common topics between mental illness and perversion? 】

[The eyes between the two looked at each other as if they were hooked, so vulgar that they made you fall in love! 】

[Oh my God, I really can’t imagine what the two of them will become after this in-depth exchange. 】

【Uh, evolve into a perverted psychopath and a psychopathic pervert?Take advantage of each? 】

The two of them were chatting quietly, but Niu Jiejie suddenly looked at Jiang Xiao in surprise.

"Brother Jiang, are you right? Kill him? Are you sure you want me to do this? Hey, what are you planning?"

"Harm! There is an old saying in our Dragon Kingdom, which is that when you drink with a close friend, a thousand cups of wine will suffice! I don't want to do anything, I just want to make friends with you!"

Niu Jishi was stunned
When had a pervert like me ever been so recognized?

Not to mention agreeing with him, he doesn’t even have a single friend in the village!

Now a person who has the same perverted hobby as him unexpectedly taught him his own techniques without hesitation.

Let him feel the sense of identity and encouragement for the first time.
However, the two are their masters.

Otherwise, if Niu Jie is strong, he will be able to form a blood alliance and become brothers of the opposite sex with Jiang Xiao!
"Brother Jiang!"

"Brother Niu!"

"Don't say anything! Did that mother-in-law Sun Wei bully you? Would you like me to fuck her for you!"

"Don't, don't, we are very affectionate, if I leave by then"

Jiang Xiao raised his eyebrows at Niu Jianjie.

The latter patted his chest to assure.

"Damn, brother, just go away at ease. With the elder brother here, let alone our village, look around the village, and no one will try to bully my sister-in-law!"

"Okay, I'm relieved to have my brother's words!"

Tears welled up in Niu Jiji's perverted eyes once.

Is this the feeling of sympathy and understanding?

Warm and caring!
"Brother, I'm leaving first, my wife is still waiting for me outside."

"Brother! Call my sister-in-law to my house, today we made pork legs!"

"Ham, how can I have time, there are three children waiting."

Niu Jieshi said that he had to send Jiang Xiao to the door before going back.

for the rest of the time
He is about to create some props that will shock the past and the present!
Brother Jiang said that so many operations are inseparable from some magical props.

Fortunately, Niu Jiji has studied carpentry for two years, otherwise there would be nothing wrong.

"husband?"

Sun Wei: Σ(口*) Huh?
She was taken aback when she saw Jiang Xiao and Niu Gorgi came out with their shoulders crossed.

The next second, her mentality collapsed.
Finished!

She never expected that Jiang Xiao would actually
Although nothing actually happened to them.

But how could Sun Wei believe it?

Especially Niu Jiji waved goodbye to Jiang Xiao with a smile.

If nothing happened, Sun Wei wouldn't believe it even if she was beaten to death!
"Hey, don't touch my hand! By the way, you will sit at the same table with Da Huang for dinner tonight, and sleep too. Don't disgust me!"

rhubarb?

Jiang Xiao's expression was stunned.

Let me sit at a table with the big yellow dog in the yard?
"Honey! You misunderstood!"

Misunderstand?

"It's empty talk, anyway, the two of you must have reached some ulterior deal in the basement."

"Otherwise why don't you let me go down with you?"

"Even Umekawa Naikou inside was thrown out by Ushijiu, what? You've done it, you know it's shameful, right?"

Such a meticulous thinking logic, Jiang Xiao was speechless for a while.

The barrage was also entertained.

[Jiang Xiao also has times when he is deflated? 】

[No one can tolerate this kind of misunderstanding]

[And Sun Wei's conjecture is also reasonable? 】

[Jiang Xiao has no way to prove himself. Apart from him, the only person involved is Niu Jiao. 】

[Niu Jianjie is originally a shit stirrer. You can't expect a shit stirrer to prove that you are not a shit stirrer, right? 】

[Now Jiang Xiao’s crotch is covered in yellow mud. It’s not just shit, it’s shit. 】

[I thought this strange talk was a horror movie, but I didn't expect it to be a family ethics comedy movie. 】

Sun Wei:? ? ?
Barrage:? ? ?
what are you talking about? !
(End of this chapter)