I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 9 The witty Wobju
Looking at Wo Buju with a serious face, Bai Liu's expression became even more aggrieved.

"Doctor, I, I admit that I have depression, but...but it was all forced out by those stupid couple."

depression?
That's right, depression is also one of the mental diseases, and it stands to reason that you can also be admitted to a mental hospital.

However, Wobuju is still skeptical about Bai Liu's explanation.

This Bai Liu really looked normal, even so normal that he was willing to reveal his illness on his own initiative.

You must know that whether it is Wang Xiaoai or Wang Hai, one does not know what disease he has, and the other kills himself and is not sick at all.

In this hospital with a weird atmosphere everywhere.

Only this Bai Liu actually explained what disease he had so easily.

Seeing that Wo Buju obviously didn't believe him, Bai Liu continued to plead.

"Doctor Wobuju, please believe me, Wang Xiaoai has ruined my relationship with Wang Hai, she is the third party."

"If you want me to believe you, you have to take the medicine obediently."

"can!"

Bai Liu happily swallowed six pills without any resistance.

No matter how you look at her, she is a very normal human being.

Wo Buju frowned, left the lunch box to Bai Liu, and temporarily chose to quit her ward.

Wobuju, who was leaning on the corridor, frowned and felt that his thoughts were a little confused.

"Based on what Bai Liu said, it seems that I already know the ins and outs of the whole story."

"Wang Hai's affair with Wang Xiaoai made Bai Liu depressed."

"But isn't this all a little too simple?"

"I almost didn't ask anything. Bai Liu took the initiative and told everything about it."

"Taking a step back, even if what Bai Liu said is true, what kind of mental illness did Wang Hai, the scumbag, and Xiao Ai, the third Wang, suffer from?"

"And the most important point, how should I treat them?"

[Clear the goal, cure your mentally ill patients]

"Hiss, there's no logic at all, just relying on Bai Liu's one-sided words is far from enough."

Wobbju felt clueless, not knowing how to solve this strange talk.

It is indeed a nine-star difficulty, and it is not of the same order of magnitude as the strange talk about the rules he had cleared before.

The last ghost story Wobuju only needs to escape from the haunted house.

The strange talk from last time, Wobuju needs to fight against Weird with the help of the rules.

But this time
I am an expert in reasoning, not a psychologist.

Treating mental illness?
It really made him feel helpless.

Looking at it now, we still need to wait and see, how many of the nine rules have not appeared yet.

If nothing else happens, I will go to the director to report the patient's condition in the evening.

Maybe the breakthrough lies with the dean?

Thinking of this, Wobuju gave the other two lunch boxes to Wang Hai and Wang Xiaoai and then returned to his doctor's office.

The next time is to recuperate and prepare to meet the mysterious dean.

At this time, Jiang Xiao also arrived at Wang Hai's room.

"Brother Squidward, it's okay that I brought you food. You don't have to thank me."

The veins on Wang Hai's forehead twitched. He really didn't want to talk to this new neurologist.

"After delivering the meal, you still won't leave?"

Wang Hai issued an order to expel the guests.

"Oh, Squidward, is this how you treat your best friend Patrick?"

"Okay, I won't drive you away. I just ask you to stop talking and don't disturb my meal."

Wang Hai opened the lunch box, which contained heart, liver and lung tablets.

With a cold snort, Wang Hai started eating in small bites, not wanting to pay attention to the lunatic in front of him.

"Squidward, your eating movements are so elegant, but I think you have to be like me."

tear it up~
Jiang Xiao directly tore open the last boxed lunch that hadn't been delivered, and finished it with two mouthfuls.

Wang Hai:? ? ? ?

Please, can you do something I can understand?
【Uh, nothing unexpected happened, Jiang Xiao dried up Bai Liu's lunch box. 】

[Not only that, Bai Liu also took no medicine, and all three bottles of "Magical Skittles" were dazzled by Jiang Xiao...]

[Bai Liu: I haven’t eaten anything all day long? 】

In the end, Jiang Xiao left the boring Brother Octopus and came to the door of the third ward.

'DuangDuangDuang! '

Just as Jiang Xiao finished knocking, Bai Liu's voice came from inside.

"Is this Dr. Jiang Xiao here? Please come in."

Seeing Jiang Xiao enter the ward empty-handed, Bai Liu couldn't help being taken aback.

"Doctor, according to the time, you have to bring me food now."

"Oh, really, then why didn't I know."

What?

Why are Dr. Jiang Xiao's eyes so wise?

Bai Liu was doubtful about the doctor's skill, but he still said patiently.

"If there is no food to eat, I will feel hungry. I think you should go to the cafeteria and get one for me."

Jiang Xiao didn't answer, and his eyes were blank, as if he had completely emptied himself,
Bai Liu:? ? ?
"Doctor Jiang Xiao, aren't you going to ask me something?"

Bai Liu reminded the former.

"Beautiful lady, I don't think I understand what I should ask you."

Hey, there seems to be something wrong with this doctor, why doesn't he look very smart?
"Well, you can ask me anything you want. You are a doctor and you have this right."

"Really? But I'm worried that you won't be able to answer."

"It's okay, you can ask about my illness, the relationship between me and the other two mental patients, and me..."

Jiang Xiao interrupted Bai Liu before he finished speaking.

"Tap water can't be drunk directly, and apples can't be eaten directly. Why can apples be eaten after washing with tap water that can't be drunk directly?"

Bailiu:.
"Dr. Jiang Xiao, I think you have to ask something about my condition."

"But you said you can just ask."

Bai Liu:? ? ?
Countless people in Longguo's live broadcast room scratched their heads.

[Jiang Xiao's question seems to be very deep, who can answer it? 】

[Report a little bit, it involves my knowledge blind spot]

[He doesn't look like a mental patient now... Of course, he is certainly not a normal person. 】

Bai Liu gritted his teeth, there was no way he could just stay in a daze like this, right?The atmosphere is too embarrassing!

Okay, since you don’t ask, I’ll tell you directly!

"Hey, Doctor Jiang Xiao, you don't understand, I am a woman abandoned by Wang Hai."

"Why did he only abandon you and not others? I think you should look for your own problems. Also, I am Dr. Pai Daxing, don't call me Dr. Jiang Xiao."

What a theory of victim guilt!

Bai Liu gritted her silver teeth and explained to herself.

"Because Wang Hai only has me as his wife, so he can only abandon me, and there is no other wife for him to abandon!"

"Maybe it's because Wang Hai thinks you two are not suitable? Separating may be the right choice."

"No, we are very much in love, but a third party like Wang Xiaoai interfered!"

"Because you...because you don't like him enough. If you like him as much as I like Spongebob, he won't abandon you."

"No, I love him, I love him so much, I love him even more than you love SpongeBob SquarePants."

Jiang Xiao took a deep breath and released his ultimate move.

"Oh, then do you know how to make delicious crab patties? Maybe he abandoned you because you couldn't make delicious crab patties."

"Bread, patty, then ketchup, crab sauce, onions, lettuce, cheese and tomatoes, and then the bread!"

【Masters compete with each other】

[Dig it out, this Bai Liu can answer it! 】

[Finally, there is someone who can fight Jiang Xiao. The others will either be silenced directly or have their defenses broken. 】

Seeing that he couldn't defeat Bai Liu, Jiang Xiao started directly from the root.

"Perhaps you should let Wang Hai find more wives, so that the probability of you being abandoned becomes smaller."

Bai Liu slapped his head, yes, why didn't he think of it?
If Wang Hai has five wives, the probability of losing him becomes 100% from 20%
"Wait, wait, wait, no, no! Dr. Jiang Xiao, you can't change the concept. If he has five wives, he has already abandoned me! Polygamy is a bad habit in ancient times! It is not a good tradition to solve problems!"

"Bad habits. By the way, I seem to have heard of it!"

Jiang Xiao looked as if he had suddenly realized something.

"You've heard of it! That's great."

"No, I didn't. What's the bad habit? Can you tell me about it."

Jiang Xiao's eyes became wise again.

Bai Liu has almost concluded that this doctor must have a serious mental illness.

The communication between the two seems not to be on the same channel, but occasionally they can establish a relationship.

"Ma'am, do you know where my best friend Spongebob is? I keep looking for him."

SpongeBob SquarePants.
Bai Liu rubbed the swollen eyebrows.

"Dr. Jiang Xiao, I feel a slight headache. Have you brought your medicine for today?"

Jiang Xiao took out the empty medicine bottle.

"You mean this? After I ate it, I wanted to keep the bottle to hold the jellyfish. You know, jellyfish sauce is delicious."

"Hey ha, ha ha ha... hey... me, actually... hey...destroy."

Bai Liu sighed and wanted to laugh, but couldn't. He could only helplessly rub his well-tended hair.

【Is anyone recording this part?Bai Liu's impromptu performance simply fully interprets the helplessness of adults. 】

[After recording it, I feel like I can use it as a teaching material from Beijing Film Academy. 】

[When it comes to torturing people, it’s worth looking at Jiang Shen]

(End of this chapter)