Douluo: Soul-eating Spider Emperor

Chapter 390 The funny part is our three brainless and pretentious giegies!

After someone was beaten so badly, can they just pretend it never happened?

Even if Tailong and his son could hold back their anger, so many students around them saw it. By tomorrow at most, the news that the young patriarch of the Power Clan was knocked unconscious in public by a teenage Shrek student would spread throughout the streets and alleys.

By then, even if the Li clan doesn't want to come and seek revenge, it will be too late.

Tang San immediately thought of this, but thinking of how useless Tailong and his son were, he said with inexplicable confidence: "So what? Just let them come to me!"

"Hahaha~"

A soft and cute laugh sounded, and the righteous Xiao Wu turned her head in surprise: "Xiaodong, why are you laughing suddenly?"

"Eh? Sister Xiaowu, I just overheard a very funny joke."

"A joke?" Xiao Wu was stunned. She looked around at the deserted streets. There were not even any passers-by. How could there be a joke?
Xiao Dong turned around and glanced at Tang San, who had a sour expression on his face. She said cutely, "Well, nothing."

"No! Tell me quickly!" Xiao Wu's curiosity was aroused. Seeing Xiaodong actually teasing her, she became more and more bold!
Xiao Wu, who was already in a furious state, simply treated Xiao Dong as a punching bag and hugged him in her arms and bullied him severely.

"I'll tell you! I'll tell you!" Under the strong attack of the Soft Bone Charm Rabbit, the Soul-Eating Spider King, who seemed to be both an auxiliary and a control type, could only make a soft begging sound.

"In fact, the joke is... a plant soul beast defeated a powerful gorilla by using tricks, so the plant soul beast thought that its strength was no longer afraid of the entire powerful gorilla clan, and even threatened to let them seek revenge on it at will."

After the voice fell, Xiaodong looked at Xiaowu with cute eyes, but the other party looked confused: "Ah? This...what kind of joke is this?"

This joke seemed a bit dull, and Xiao Wu obviously didn’t get it!
"Although that plant soul beast won by taking advantage of others, it also reflects its strength!" Suddenly, Tang San quickly walked to the other side of Xiao Wu, smiled at Xiao Dong across Xiao Wu and said, "And not being afraid of the powerful gorilla clan does not mean despising the other party, but a kind of confidence in its own strength!"

"Xiaodong, is your confidence in your own strength going to be laughed at?"

When he said this, Tang San couldn't help showing pride in his mouth: "Haha, I finally got the upper hand in words!"

But Xiaodong did not respond to Tang San's provocation, but continued to look at Xiaowu with his cute eyes, wanting to know her opinion.

Xiao Wu also thought for a while, and said seriously: "Xiaodong, I still don't understand the funny point of this joke, but there is one thing you may not know, that is, if the plant soul beast can reach a cultivation level of 100,000 years, then challenging or even subduing the entire powerful gorilla clan is no problem!"

"Because no ape soul beast has reached the level of 100,000 years of cultivation, but there has been a plant soul beast with 100,000 years of cultivation!"

"Xiao Wu! Do you know about the hundred thousand year old plant soul beast?" Tang San suddenly asked, his voice even louder.

"Ah? Yes... yes, I heard my mother talk about it~" Xiao Wu didn't expect her third brother to have such a reaction, and she instinctively avoided his gaze.

"Your mother?" Tang San naturally noticed Xiao Wu's abnormality, and immediately confirmed that the hundred thousand year old plant soul beast Xiao Wu mentioned was his mother: Blue Silver Emperor!
But how did Xiaowu’s mother know?
Could it be that his mother knew Xiao Wu's mother?
According to the setting, both parties are hundred thousand year old soul beasts, and both live in the Star Dou Great Forest. Regardless of how old they are, just based on the fact that hundred thousand year old soul beasts are extremely rare, their wisdom is not inferior to that of humans, and they are both beautiful women who have transformed, it is possible that the two of them really know each other, and maybe they are even loving best friends~!

But Tang San didn't know this! He was able to know the existence of his mother Blue Silver Emperor in advance because of Xiaodong's evil spoiler, so Tang San wanted to confirm the identity of Xiao Wu's mother.

By the way, in the original novel, Tang San's Demonic Eye could see Xiao Wu's soul beast aura after it reached the third 'mustard seed' level, even with the cover of [Lovesickness Heartbroken Red].

It's a pity that Tang San took the two magic herbs [Eight-Angled Ice Grass] and [Fire Apricot] first, and took the magic herb [Longing Autumn Water Dew] after a long time before his Demon Eye was able to advance.

However, the first two magical herbs were snatched away by our evil little Lolita, and as for the [Longing Autumn Water Dew], it is estimated that it has been touched by Tang San. Even if the first two are not there, Tang San's magic pupil will eventually reach the "mustard seed" level in time.

Xiao Wu’s identity as a soul beast could not be hidden from Tang San for long.

"Ah? My mother..." Xiao Wu didn't understand why Tang San was suddenly interested in his mother (hmm? It seems a bit unethical?), but Xiao Wu obviously didn't want to talk about it, so she started to talk about other things and brought the topic back to the joke Xiao Dongfang just told:

"Um... Xiaodong, you haven't told me what the funny part of your joke is! And when did you hear the joke? How come I didn't hear it when I was by your side the whole time?"

Seeing Xiao Wu's reaction, Tang San frowned again, but did not continue to ask. Instead, he planned to wait for a chance to ask her indirectly in the future. With Xiao Wu's ignorance, Tang San would know the secret in minutes.

Xiao Dong, who knew the truth, did not ask any more questions, but answered seriously: "Sister Xiao Wu also said that if the plant soul beast had reached a cultivation level of 100,000 years, it would indeed be qualified to look down on all the beasts, but the fact is there is no if! Because the plant soul beast did not use pure strength to defeat the powerful gorilla, but used tricks!"

"This shows that the plant soul beast is weaker than the powerful gorilla!"

"And that powerful gorilla cannot represent the strength of the entire tribe!"

"But after the plant soul beast defeated the opponent by taking advantage of the situation, it boasted that it was stronger than the opponent and was even more proud of its 'tricks'. In the end, it even brazenly challenged the opponent's entire tribe! Our San Giegie, please judge for yourself, is this plant soul beast funny?"

Tang San:"……"

"As for the funny part of this joke... Ugh! Sister Xiaowu, there's a saying in our place: 'When people are trying to show off, they have no brains!'"

"So the funny thing is that this plant soul beast has no brain!"

After the voice fell, Xiao Wu still didn't get the joke, but a faint smile appeared on her fair and pretty face:

"Now that you mention it, it seems that the plant soul beast does not exist... Eh? Why do I feel like this joke seems... Wait! Xiaodong, the plant soul beast you mentioned can't be Blue Silver..."

After a pause, Xiao Wu turned her head to look at Tang San on the other side... As expected!
Our three giegies looked as if they had eaten a bunch of fly poop, black and smelly!
"......Pfft~" Xiao Wu suddenly burst into laughter, but covered her mouth with both hands the next second. However, her red rabbit eyes could not stop bursting out with laughter, and there were even a few tears seeping out from her trying not to laugh!

At this moment, Xiao Wu finally understood the funny point of Xiaodong's joke!
That's right!

The funny part is our three brainless and pretentious giegies!

(End of this chapter)