Douluo: Soul-eating Spider Emperor

Chapter 46 God of Creation

"Okay."

Only 1 second later, the crisp sound woke up everyone, and countless eyes immediately focused on Old Biden!
"How do you feel, Lord City Master?" Following Xiaodong's inquiry, the pale complexion of old Bi Deng, who was standing still, changed, and after a few seconds, he couldn't help but open his mouth: "This... you What exactly is your soul skill..."

"hemorrhoid."

Xiaodong deliberately eliminated the word 'eternal', not only shouted out 'hemorrhoids' alone, but also finally revealed the meaning of these two words!
"Hemorrhoids... hemorrhoids???"

The handful of civilian soul masters and people outside the hospital who had not been tricked were dumbfounded!

The next moment, many dumbfounded eyes were staring at the soul masters who had been hit next to them. When they saw the embarrassment that could not help but appear on their faces, their heads exploded!
"Xiaodong's soul skill is to make people suffer from hemorrhoids!?"

"It's the one from the chrysanthemum... um..."

"This……"

"Pfft~" Someone couldn't help laughing, but soon a lot of dangerous eyes gathered, and they were so scared that they immediately held back.

More than half of the entire Notting junior soul master students have signed up, and those who have already gone up are almost all nobles and a small number of civilians. Stop the weird atmosphere that pervades the scene.

The noble family heads and the guys who came to watch also looked at each other with strange expressions on their faces. The dean and the teachers even looked at each other, not knowing what to say for a while.

This is the first time for everyone to know the effect of Xiaodong's soul skill!
And it didn't disappoint these guys, it's so fucking ridiculous!
"Hemorrhoids???" Tang San was also stunned, his expression looking extremely strange.

Although it is a disease that only occurs in the Chrysanthemum area, it is also very common in itself. As a human being in two lives, he naturally knows it. As for whether he has had it, he does not know, but the crux of the problem is... whose soul ability will be this ?

Make people get hemorrhoids?

This is not purely funny!
'No wonder people who have experienced it all look...wait~! The belated Tang San narrowed his eyes again: "Wang Sheng got hemorrhoids two and a half years ago!" '

'Very suddenly!And it's serious! ! Tang San happened to think that when he went to the bathroom two and a half years ago, he found a puddle... Er...

'And Wang Sheng was refused registration! '

"The reason for the rejection is..." Tang San's eyes flickered slightly: "Not only Wang Sheng, but also some were rejected, but if I remember correctly, those who were rejected also had hemorrhoids!"For this reason, he was ridiculed for a long time in the academy. '

Wait, it seems that Xiao Wu was also rejected?

Tang San had a sudden thought and immediately asked Xiao Wu, but in exchange for Xiao Wu's embarrassment, he almost received a bow from the waist.

"Uh...it's fine."

Xiao Wu realized something, and frowned slightly: "Xiao San, what are you thinking, how could Xiao Dong use her first soul skill on me! Could it be that Xiao San also got hemorrhoids?"

"That's not true." Tang San was a little lucky, but he was also confused, was he not retaliated by Xiao Dong?Didn't her sudden behavior arouse her hostility on that night two and a half years ago?

In an instant, Tang San felt some inexplicable guilt in his heart, was he too persecuted and delusional?
[Ding~Tang San's favorability increased by 30, currently: 31 (nodding acquaintance)]

Because of Tang San's unintentional reminder, Xiao Wu also reacted: "Xiao San, you mean that those students in the academy who got hemorrhoids were all caused by Xiao Dong?"

"Xiaodong actually... Hmph~ With Xiaodong's kind-hearted personality, it must be because of their bad character that they get hemorrhoids! Xiaosan, stay away from Wang Sheng from now on!"

【Ding~!Xiao Wu’s favorability +5, currently 74 (intimate)]

【Ding~!Xiao Wu's favorability breaks through the threshold and is about to reach her lover (79). The host has already been watched by Douluo's rules, and consumes 10% of the maximum mental power to cover up the rules]

[Reminder: When the favorability with Xiaowu reaches 91 (male girlfriend), it will attract the attention of the God of Creation! 】

[Warning: The host's current maximum spiritual power is not enough to compete with the Creator God, please reduce the favorability with Xiao Wu as soon as possible]

Ok? ? ?
Hearing the system notification sound that suddenly sounded in his mind, Xiaodong was a little dazed, and immediately looked at his mental power again, it wasn't consumed, but a tenth of the maximum value was dropped directly!

She couldn't help but use the corner of her eyes to look at Tang San and Xiao Wu, then she focused on the words 'Creation God' and 'Spiritual Power' and thought for a while, then calmly looked at the expressions in front of her again. Very bad old Biden.

"The city chief has lost!" Tang San, who didn't know that he might be exploited, whispered softly. Xiao Wu beside him heard it clearly and said in surprise: "Is Xiaodong's hemorrhoids soul skill effective even on the Soul Emperor? ?”

Tang San didn't answer directly, his eyes were still fixed on the stage: "Xiao Wu, do you still remember the conditions of this duel?"

Xiao Wu thought for a while, and said uncertainly: "Xiaodong's original words seem to be that as long as the opponent is not affected by this soul skill, the opponent wins, and he also said that only people with higher strength than her can not be affected."

Tang San groaned: "These are just cover-ups. In fact, in this duel, as long as you step on the stage and accept Xiaodong's soul skill, you are destined to fail to win!"

"Why? Xiaodong's soul skill can't be unstoppable, right?" Xiao Wu didn't believe it, because it was only a 10-year white soul skill, and Xiaodong was only level 22.

Tang San asked back: "Xiao Wu, do you think the Lord City Lord has been tricked?"

"This..." Xiao Wu observed a few times, then shook her head blankly.

"If the Lord City Lord is recruited, what do you think he will do?"

"Unbelievable, right? Or ask Xiaodong about this soul skill?"

Tang San shook his head firmly: "No, he won't ask, because according to the rules set by Xiao Dong, as long as he gets hemorrhoids, it means he loses!"

"A 65-level soul emperor powerhouse lost to a 22-level great soul master! It's still under the watchful eyes of everyone and making a strong appearance!"

Xiao Wu seemed to understand but half understood: "Then what if the Lord City Lord didn't get the trick?"

"Then he has to prove it!" Tang San sighed, Xiao Wu was slightly startled: "Prove it? How to prove it... Is it possible!"

Tang San nodded: "The city leader wants to take off his pants in front of everyone to prove that he doesn't have hemorrhoids!"

"Ah?" Xiao Wu opened her eyes wide and covered her mouth in disbelief: "That is to say..."

Tang San said in a slightly complicated way: "That is to say, no matter who it is, without breaking the rules, as long as they come to the stage to accept this [Eternal Hemorrhoids], then he can only lose this result!"

If you want to beat Xiaodong, you only need to meet two conditions:
1. No hemorrhoids!

2. I have to prove to Xiaodong and everyone that I don't have hemorrhoids!
Needless to say the first point, Xiaodong possesses the spiritual power of Title Douluo level, and also has the blessing of two transfigured soul bones, even if an ordinary Title Douluo comes, he has to be recruited, and the mere level 65 Soul Emperor can't hide at all Get rid of hemorrhoids.

Let’s look at the second point. As long as they are human beings, they will pay attention to face, especially those with stronger strength and higher status. The more they pay attention to face, even if there is a titled Douluo whose mental power exceeds Xiaodong, or even a peak Douluo, The Peerless Douluo is here, but it is too difficult to take off his pants in public.

Xiaodong's soul master duel seemed like a boring child's play, but she used such simple and nonsense rules to establish herself in an invincible position.

But before Xiaodong pointed out the word 'hemorrhoids', no one noticed and they were all fooled.

(End of this chapter)